my monster girlfriends

"Then, after all, this is the place where I will be staying for a long time in the future... It is necessary to get familiar with it, so, about two days ago, I walked here myself... Zhangkou, ah—"

Zhu Xiurong himself was happily looking at Bai Yin who was eating big mouthfuls. After all, no matter from the perspective of a chef or a girlfriend, seeing him eat so deliciously is something to be happy about.

Suddenly, the spoon was brought to her lips, and she looked along the spoon, looked at Bai Yin's face, then looked at the custard in the spoon, and thought about what Brother Bai said...

Under the moonlight, those cheeks turned "shua" red.

"This..." Her Royal Highness murmured, swallowed the air, and turned her head, "This is inconsistent with etiquette—"

Bai Yin didn't speak.

He just stretched out his hands silently, and brought the custard left aside by Zhu Xiurong to her lips again.

Like a smile, not a smile.

...and then, I ate it anyway.

This process was like taking poison——she blushed, closed her eyes, opened her mouth slightly, and sucked the whole spoonful of custard into her tongue. Baiyin pulled the spoon out gently, and immediately pressed her cherry-colored lips tightly He closed his throat slightly, but he didn't chew it, and swallowed it whole.

Thanks to the soft egg custard, instead of rice, this way of eating must be choked.

Bai Yin teased: "Your way of eating really saves food."

Isn't that right, her lips are so tightly closed that when he pulls the spoon, he has to use a little force to get it out, not to mention custard, even if it is rice, there is no way to leave a grain on it.

Her Royal Highness stared straight over, her cheeks puffed up a little: "I am honest and know etiquette."

Her face was still rosy, like a cloud of fire soaking through the sky, extremely gorgeous.

But soon, the burning cloud had no chance to dissipate.

Because, she saw that after Bai Yin fed her, he dug a spoon out of the bowl again.

Then, in front of her, I learned how she ate just now—probably, the ones that tightly pursed their lips, pulled out the spoon with difficulty, and didn't leave a little bit of rice on it.

Well, the same spoon...

"Cough, cough, cough..." Zhu Xiurong coughed violently, covering half of his face with his sleeve, only showing his flustered eyes.

"Back to the topic just now, where did we go... Oh, I said I visited the Dragon Palace." Bai Yin continued as if he didn't see it, "Dragon Palace is really big... I walked during the day At that time, I almost got lost."

"So I thought, Xiurong, you are really amazing... Your bedroom is about 500 meters away from me, and then the dining room is at least 300 meters away. According to you, you can't sleep at night. Take a walk, and you can 'coincidentally' walk a kilometer. It just happened to come to me... don't you think it's amazing?"

Zhu Xiurong: "..."

"...Actually, this is still the shortest path in theory, not counting fork roads. There are still many fork roads in the Dragon Palace... Cough, just kidding, just kidding, it is wrong to hit people with fists, your clothes are very cool, not suitable for large movements, That, that, is not in line with the etiquette!... Kicking doesn't work, hey, I managed to finish this memorial, it's very troublesome if it's broken... Calm down, calm down, how about I feed you sweet custard... ...Uh, don't go, let me apologize to you, okay..."

The Master of the Demon City: NO.35 The gap like a chasm

(4500 words)

The next day, Yazi walked into the gate of the government affairs hall with a large stack of documents in his arms, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Bai Yin with his hands crossed, his nose bridged, and his expression so serious that he dared not speak.

Well, it’s called the Government Affairs Office. In fact, there are only two staff members, Bai Yin and Ya Zi, for the time being. The latter didn’t arrive. In such a big room, only Bai Yin was sitting alone, as lonely as a laborer who worked overtime alone without salary. .....

Yazi immediately noticed the obvious low air pressure around Bai Yin, and her facial expression, which rarely changed, trembled. She walked over and put the document in front of Bai Yin, "What happened? Very serious?"

Well, depending on the identity of a person, the information reflected in his words and deeds is completely different. If a teenager who has not yet graduated, he makes a constipated expression as if someone died at home, then he It may be that you have failed the exam, or you have lost your relationship, or you have failed your relationship at the same time. In short, it is all puberty, and it will be over after a few weeks. No need to delay those weeks...

But if you hear someone next to the President of the United States ask, "President, are we really going to launch a nuclear bomb?" Posture, came the sentence "I hope God can forgive my sins", then you must find a pen and ink to prepare a suicide note for the third world war at the first time, close your eyes and wait for death, even if they are actually playing red alert, the choice is still The special meow is the Soviet Union...

How attractive is Bai Yin? When you asked Yazi a month ago, she would just say indifferently that she had never heard of this person. In fact, the day Bai Yin first came here, this girl had always received her with a bad face. The words "forced to open business"... If it wasn't for Long Chi's orders, she wouldn't bother to talk to this human being.

Well, it's normal. When you are in charge, you are parachuted by a female boss who looks like a handsome man to be the CEO. You are not in a good mood... What's more, this handsome boy flirted with the female boss not long ago .

Well, Yazi knew the misunderstanding between Bai Yin and Long Chi, even if he didn't know it before, he would know it after using his talent.

Her talent has the effect of "observing the momentum", although it is not as exaggerated as Bai Ze's "knowledge 500 years before, 800 years later, astronomy and geography from the top, and trifles from the bottom", but at least it can help you at a glance. King Wen of Zhou saw the worries of King Zhou's attack on Zhou, and saw what the monarch had done, sprinkled water...

It is also because of this that Yazi's impression of Bai Yin is quite bad - you actually hugged my lord and kissed her forcibly?How disrespectful!

I haven't hugged myself!

What, it seems to be a bit able to fight, and other monsters may be convinced by this, but can things like memorials be handled by being able to fight?Well, I know that human intelligence is very powerful, but human intelligence relies more on the group. You are squatting in the government affairs hall alone, can you handle it?

——Jai Zi thought so until Bai Yin used ten hours to complete the government affairs that Long Chi had accumulated for ten years...

Yazi may not forget what Bai Yin said at that time in the next 100 years: "There are many government affairs here in Yaodu. It doesn't matter if you don't deal with them. You can solve them by yourself with a unique culture, so I fully understand that there are few people doing things, and I also know Chi's character, it's not easy to understand you..."

As he said at the time, he took out the official document, "But can you explain why you didn't solve the problem of black bears and brown bears getting together for a long time for two or three years? The backlog of official affairs is too much, right?" Did you see it? Or did you say you saw it, but it’s a trivial matter, and you can solve it by yourself? But when I went shopping last night, the two clans were still fighting, and I was almost beaten when I passed by.”

Yazi was inexplicably guilty when she spoke at the time, "It's not... because this matter is not easy to solve." She explained, "Dragon Palace must remain detached from the demons. We can't directly send out this kind of internal conflict among the bear clan. The demon will mediate."

Bai Yin sighed: "Let me ask you, what is the main reason for their fight?"

"Well, at the beginning, the production of bee-robbing clans was limited, so they sold a certain amount of nectar, and then..."

"It was completely confused after that, wasn't it?" Bai Yin said, "Has there been a murder case?"

"No, if something happens, we can't hide it from Ji Yuanjing. In that case, the Dragon Emperor Guard can solve the matter immediately." Yazi said this without hesitation, "That's why I can't say mediation. Chaos, but the most serious injuries, no clan members died."

"Oh, this method, it's okay, it's very suitable for the demon city." The reason why Bai Yin said it is very suitable for the demon city is because if this kind of system that manages the dead is released to the human world, the local officials should be dragged out and killed. up...

He sighed again, "In this case, let them kill one."

Yazi didn't react: "Huh?"

"Ah, what, that's the literal meaning. Since only monsters are dead, let them die." Bai Yin waved his hand, "Send a few Dragon Emperor Guards to investigate to see if there are any monsters that are not worth dying for. It's getting dark. Put on a sack and beat him to death on the spot, when the Bear Clan makes an appointment to have a fight, send someone to throw the body at the scene, say it was accidentally injured, and you will take care of the rest, right?"

Yazi was shocked, his expression almost tensed, "This...isn't it good? What should I do if I'm exposed?"

Bai Yin glanced at her, "Let me ask you, after the bear clan fights, do they remember who they beat?"

"This... shouldn't be remembered."

"They can't remember it themselves, and you expect the crowd to remember it? No monster can remember, it means no monster can refute, it means that what we said is the truth, and if there is a monster questioning, generally speaking well, deadly I am dissatisfied with Lord Yaohuang, I am sorry for the protection of Yaohuang, I just pulled it out and chopped it up, stewed it for everyone to eat, it can not only deal with unrest elements, but also win the hearts of the people, flesh and blood can also increase the strength of the people who support Chi, How great, don't worry about Chi's attitude, I can convince her of such a trivial matter in ten sentences... Oh yes, remember to save a piece for me if there is such a monster, I need to accumulate energy recently."

Yazi's expression at that time...

Bai Yin, this is no longer a simple moral corruption... It is simply insane.

Concealing others, enriching one's own pockets, all the crimes that should be pulled out and shot are not missed.

What makes the demon collapse even more is that Yazi actually thinks that Baiyin's method is very feasible... Yeah, those big bears don't know who they have beaten, so they send the Dragon Emperor Guards composed of green snakes who are good at hiding. , Throwing a corpse at the scene, no demon knows!

Yazi was not stupid, after being led astray, he thought for a long time and asked, "Even if the mediation is forced and the conflict remains the same, they may not fight again in the future."

After she asked this sentence, it was already half an hour after the topic. Bai Yin was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then remembered what the other party said.

"Oh, this is indeed a problem. Let me think about it...I thought about it." He said, "Simple, when I was eating supper yesterday, I remembered that there was a lot of nectar in the dining room. The cook said that he was tired of eating it, anyway, it was left alone, so it’s better to take it out and divide it.”

Yazi frowned: "Split directly?" She understands Sheng Mi's kindness and Mi's hatred.

Then she found that Bai Yin looked over with a kind of pity...it just made the demon angry.

What made Yao even more angry was that she couldn't stare back,

Probably this is the natural timidity of a scumbag in the face of a top student...

Bai Yin helped his forehead: "Why do you have to share it directly? Don't you understand the packaging? Don't you understand hunger marketing? Do you think the nectar of the bee clan is really as scarce as it is sold in the market? Maybe it is indeed limited, but if it is so scarce, Can Chi get tired of eating the honey in the dining hall?"

Yazi frowned, she was not stupid, but she looked stupid in front of the immortals, Bai Yin thought of something like this, "It seems that it's not that lacking."

"It doesn't matter whether it's missing or not. What's important is that everyone except the Dragon Palace and the Bee Clan thinks it is very precious, and the output is extremely low. That's enough. I said that your ancestors also helped King Wen of Zhou fight the world, Lu Buwei Haven’t you heard of Keju’s Qihuo Keju?... Oh, forget it, I’ll send you some books on how to sell diamonds later, you can read it yourself when you have time.”

Jai Zi was furious, but in the end he didn't have the nerve to refuse...

She held back for a few seconds, took a few deep breaths, and said, "You haven't said a solution yet."

"It's all over here, can't you think of a solution... Forget it." Bai Yin didn't strike again, but the expression of "maybe my expectations of you are inflated" made her really jealous. It's very tempting to bite.

He said: "In the name of Chi, put up a challenge on the street, make up any rules, one-on-one, team competition, it doesn't matter, don't they like to fight, then let them fight, fight casually, and win There are rewards, such as honey from the bee family, monkey wine from the monkey family, etc., anyway, there are a lot of them in the warehouse, and every time you reward a few bottles, it is said that the demon emperor squeezed them out of his ration. The one who came out not only solved the conflict, but also showed kindness, how wonderful it is.”

Yazi frowned, "Dragon Palace encourages it? That's fine too...but if this is the case, what if there is a real fight? Or what if the two sides in the fight have enmity? In that case, it will be difficult to stop the casualties."

Bai Yin didn't even think about it, "Set up two arenas, one for friendly competition, and the other for life-and-death duel."

"Rewards must be given? It is understandable that there are rewards for friendly exchanges, but if it is a life-and-death arena, will it appear that Dragon Palace encourages fighting? Will it cause turmoil?"

"It's simple. The former officially gives the winner a material reward, while the latter does not have a material reward, but the body of the deceased belongs to the winner, and the relatives and friends of the winner are not allowed to retaliate in private, so they can only invite the same."

He said, "Oh yes, after it's done, anyway, you monster clan pays attention to what you can fight, and it's not interesting to let the bear clan fight alone, so don't restrict the race."

"Yes." Yazi said, "but in this case, the rewards stored may not be enough."

Although her words were in the form of questions, they no longer had the tone of a question. Maybe it was because she felt that Bai Yin would definitely be able to solve it...

And Bai Yin didn't let her down: "Let the family provide it directly. For example, if you want to reward honey, ask the bee family, and the monkey wine is the same. When you give the reward, just say what family provides it. They will be willing. After all, this is the official to help them make a name for themselves." Pause for a moment, "Oh yes, remember this method, the name 'official' is very useful, and similar events will expand on their own later, I don't want to have to deal with these chores later .”

Yazi lowered his head: "...Okay."

"In addition, don't just reward for entertainment, take out the background of Dragon Palace, secret arts, demon blood, and those who can increase their strength, all can be given out, especially life and death competitions, the winner will directly receive it depending on the situation Dragon Emperor Guard, let Chi casually give a few drops of blood to show his loyalty, don't think I don't know, a few drops of blood are completely indifferent to Chi, at first she even wanted to give essence blood directly." Bai Yin said unhappily, "Also, haven't you noticed that the power of the Dragon Emperor Guard is a bit too great? If Long Yi is not loyal enough, something should have happened... Hurry up and divide the responsibilities. Say, I'll come."

I don't dare to accept these words......

She paused for a few seconds, "The power of the Dragon Emperor Guard is actually very necessary..."

Bai Yin glanced at her: "Are you trying to say that they need to suppress the ambitions of those big clans?"

Yazi choked for a moment, then nodded helplessly.

"Alas..." Then she saw Bai Yin and sighed again... "Let me ask you, can this city defeat Chi's monster again?"

Shake your head, shake your head.

"Let me ask you again, is there any demon or person in this city who is more insidious and despicable than me?"

Yazi looked at Bai Yin's face, and shook his head firmly.

"Let me ask you last, do you know about my marriage contract with Your Royal Highness the Princess?"

Yazi nodded, and said in his heart that not only do I know this, I also know that you forcibly kissed the Demon Emperor before...

"Since that's the case, what are you afraid of? In terms of wisdom, no monster can beat me, and in terms of force, no monster can beat Chi, and the two of us will not leave the demon city for a long time... It's not you who should be worried, but those 'mobs'." Bai Yin waved his hand, "Let's go and do it, alas, really, such a small matter has delayed me for so long..."

From that day on, Yazi has been completely convinced by Bai Yin, and even this kind of admiration is not the result of Bai Yin's calculations, but simply because of the gulf-like gap that can be seen at a glance...

The authority corresponding to [Sanxian] must at least come from Bai Ze himself, but obviously, there is no Bai Ze in Yaodu, otherwise it would not be Yazi's turn to manage internal affairs...

You must know that the last person with the ability of [Calculating Immortals] was not as adaptable to this ability as Bai Yin, and he was already a staff member of the strategy bureau. Not on a level at all...

Time goes back to the present, and after that experience, Yazi has already had a fairly intuitive understanding of Bai Yin's ability. Things that seem difficult to her are often "small things that are not worth wasting time" in the hands of the latter, while Now, such a man actually showed such an extremely serious expression...

Anyway, when Yazi asked what happened, he was already prepared for a third of the demons to be blown up by UFOs...

Bai Yin sighed distressedly, rubbed his face: "Alas... there are two things, one is very important and the other is more important."

Yazi took a deep breath: "...please tell me."

"The first thing is how to implement the household registration system..." He glanced at the other party, "You don't need to know this yet, it's related to my main purpose of coming to Yaodu, and you will understand later."

"Yeah." Yazi made an expression of "I'm ready", "Then, what about the second more important thing?"

After she asked this question, she found that Bai Yin's face showed a slightly broken expression.

Hey, no way... is it that serious...

Could it be that the lord encountered an accident?

Yazi muttered mentally, and said: "No matter how serious the matter is, you have to speak it out before it can be resolved."

"You can't solve this matter." Bai Yin raised his eyes, and said something that almost made Yazi explode on the spot.

Then, he looked at her for three or four seconds, and sighed, "Oh, you're right...it's good to say it."

then.

Amidst the extreme tension, he spoke slowly in a sad tone.

"Xiurong didn't let me into her room last night..."

quiet--

Master of the Demon City: NO.36 Bai Yin's Horror

(4000 words)

Her Royal Highness is gentle, majestic, graceful and charming... at least not too funny.

Otherwise...she won't let you go to bed.

Well, in fact, it was because Bai Yin always felt that when Zhu Xiurong faced him, she was too obedient, and even suppressed her sense of self.

This is not difficult to understand, even if everything he did in the mirror of Ji Yuan was not just for this girl, but in fact, he did become her "hero", wearing gold A hero who steps on auspicious clouds.