my monster girlfriends

It's very inappropriate for him to be Party A...

So, read the long song and look at the concealer, thinking about the other party's information, oh, the world's number one hacker, right? Just a little worse than my first disciple?Not bad, the young man is very promising, and the generation of the Countermeasure Bureau is also very strong!

But when I come in here, you actually play games during working hours... Is this appropriate?Since you have this talent, you should dig more!

What, you are already number one in the world, isn't my student Daojun still here?Maybe no matter how hard you try, my eldest disciple is not as good as you?Besides, so you know everything, you have such a good brain, can you click on other skills? You see, when I read Taoism through, didn't I also expand into melee combat?There is no end to learning, little brother!

In addition, you can sit back and relax if you are number one in the world?The old man was also an invincible fighter in the world back then, isn't he still being beaten up by unfilial students now?What does this mean? It means that you have to learn to die even if you live to die!The future of the Countermeasure Bureau depends on you young people!

The so-called journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, let's not talk about distance, let's start with what you are good at... You can see that there is obviously a problem with this time. When you arrange work, you only work for seven hours a day?There was even time for fishing in the middle?This is obviously inappropriate!When I was doing official business back then, I spent at least [-] hours at the desk every day. Everyone was capable. Your body is weak, so you can work [-] hours a day, right?

Oh yes, speaking of weakness, although you don't rely on fighting for food, you should at least exercise your muscles and bones!Don't talk about it, start tomorrow, and squat with me for three hours... Don't underestimate this kind of basic skills, let me tell you, this is how the chief of the countermeasures came here back then, maybe you will be the next chief?People should have dreams!I see that you play the game with one hand very smoothly, I will teach you a few strokes of hand-to-hand kung fu later...

What?You said you want to accompany your wife?Your wife is still pretty?Then you should work harder!Otherwise, do you love her?Are you worthy of her trust?

Even if you are really sorry... you can still find some way to be sorry!Everyone is capable, and capable people don't pay much attention to matters such as couples. If you don't believe me, look at this director... Tsk tsk, how do you want me to teach you such basic flattery skills?

Ahem, teenagers should dream more!

Master of the Demon City: NO.32 Demon City, Demon City

Bai Yin didn't know it at all, he asked Nian Changge to send a letter to the deceiver, which directly led to a dark time for this netizen.

Well, the blinder is even worse, he doesn't even know what he will face soon...

A "teacher" who used his fists to remind the younger generation of the whole strategy game that "if you play long-distance, don't get close to others casually", you obviously can't expect his teaching method to be gentle.

In a sense, Fang Xi's method of educating Bai Yin is so rough, it may not be without the influence of reading Changge back then...

No matter what happens in the future, it will be a matter of the future. At that time, Bai Yin should happily stand by with his melon seeds in his hands... As for now, what troubles him is the internal affairs of Yaodu.

The painting style of Yaodu is exactly the style of the ancient Xia country, but this "ancient" is a bit old, and the ancient is a bit strange.

First of all, the so-called "know the etiquette when you have enough food and clothing, and know the honor and disgrace when you have enough food and clothing", no matter at any time, unless human beings have evolved into immortals who eat wind and drink dew, eating and dressing will always be the top priority, and eating , is more important than wearing clothes.

History tells us that no matter how exquisite the rules of etiquette and how wonderful the cultural inheritance is, as long as you are a human being, you need to eat, and you need income to eat. If you have no income, you will have no food. Without food, if you are too hungry, you will start to change The seller's property, from furniture, to houses, to wives and children, when there is nothing to sell, they will peel off the bark and eat grass roots. After peeling off the bark and eating the grass roots, they can only eat Guanyin soil. This kind of clay tastes like flour wrapped in it. If you eat too much, you will have a dry mouth. If your mouth is dry, you need to drink water. When the water and soil are mixed together, they will expand rapidly, and the soil cannot be digested, so at the end of the meal, people will Die, when you die, your stomach will get very big.

At this time, no one likes poetry, calligraphy and painting, and there is not so much sadness. What people want is a bowl of yellow rice mixed with sand.For the skinny and sunken-eyed people, it doesn't matter whether a painting is Wang Xizhi's or Li Bai's.

Of course, the same is true of demons, except for a few demons who can survive by drinking northwest wind (energy throughput), demons also have to eat, and if there is no food, demons are more ferocious than humans. Humans eat their own kind, which requires a psychological burden, but Demons eat their own kind, they don't need these.

Fortunately, there is no shortage of materials in the demon city, or in fact, it is very abundant, because many demons have an ability called "demon law", and this kind of demon law will be generated according to the characteristics of the race, such as Well, all the cow buddies are good at farming, so good that they can find any piece of land, even the most barren land, and within the scope of their own responsibility, they can achieve eight crops a year and six stones per mu...

When Bai Yin saw this data, he was startled, and even asked Yazi personally - this is Long Chi's deputy, and his strength is not bad. He is probably the prime minister in Yaodu. Judging from his appearance, he is about 25 years old. The girl squinted her eyes, her expression was as cold as ice.

After Bai Yin came over, she became Bai Yin's deputy, her face was always smelly like a snail powder, but Zhu Xiurong said that this was not a target, because she had this face to everyone except Long Chi...

Bai Yin also inquired clearly, the so-called "virtue of a meal must be repaid, and grievances must be repaid", and this is what he said. Long Chi had a great favor for her, and she kept repaying it. As for what that great favor is, She refused to say, so Bai Yin didn't bother to ask.

However, this girl's expression is stinky, and her ability is not bad. Bai Yin wants detailed data on the cattle's cultivated land, but how can Yaodu have such records?So, she spent an hour personally dragging an honest scalper from the cattle clan, saying that this is the best farmer in the village, and if you have any questions, just ask him.

Yes, the efficiency is good, and to a certain extent, it explains why the monsters are governed by Long Chi in this way, and there is no civil strife...

Bai Yin went through this sentence in his mind, and then began to ask questions.

Seeing this, some people may ask——you Bai Yinda grew up in the city, but you still know how to farm?

Answer here, no, but yes.

Do you really think that the Department of Literature at Baige University Times really just reads ancient Chinese... All night long, memorizing all the knowledge points of the Miao Wu Wu major, how fast he can copy and paste, his learning speed can be as fast as possible.

Of course, this is just "remembering". At most, it can be regarded as an immortal, and being able to "use" it is definitely not as good as the archdruid... There is no way, the ancient man can sit in the temple. What is the name of the emperor, but you must remember his name" type, maybe in a hundred years, not only will you have a good harvest, but you will also have many children and grandchildren, etc...

Some sages can only be grandchildren if they drag you off, and they can't accept it.

Of course, even so, Bai Yin's theoretical knowledge is overwhelming, so he knows very well what the data that Yazi said in a very ordinary tone represents...

Well, it may be in Yaodu. The scalper said frankly that you were wrong. We didn’t do that when we planted the land—it’s right to have eight crops a year, but it’s modest to produce six stones per mu. Now The average level in the clan is actually seven stones. For example, he himself can reach ten stones in a more fertile land...

Bai Yin was shocked at the time, let me go, the same crop does not need good seeds, eight crops a year, ten stones per mu, and does not consume land resources, are you going to heaven?With this ability, what are you doing in Yaodu? I will introduce you to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, and the researchers will honor you as a father!Don't say you are demons, even ghosts can give you a human account!

Then ask carefully, yes, it cannot be popularized...

Well, when Bai Yin asked how to plant, Brother Niu was stunned for a few seconds, and said that it was just planted like that, dig a hole, bury some soil, count one, two, three, four, five, sprinkle some water from time to time, use a demon method, done...

witchcraft...

Bai Yin still didn't give up, and wanted to use this demon technique, but the opposite party held back for a long time without saying a word... He also gave an example, what you said is like asking me how I usually pee Same, how can I answer this...

... This is the situation in the demon city.

Demonic law, demonic law, this thing explodes productivity, it is like opening resources, the demon clan does not need clothes, if you want high-end ones, you can find spiders and silkworms, food, meat, egg and milk have their own homes, and the high-end market where you live is bee clan , there is no need for mid-to-low end, houses are everywhere, okay... Yaodu itself is not big.

It is of course a good thing that there is no clothing, food, housing, and transportation all over the place, which is a good thing. In ancient times, if the emperor could turn everything into a monster like this, he would be a holy emperor throughout the ages—but the problem is also here, here is Monsters are not human beings, but what makes Bai Yin headaches are some unique (wonderful) problems that belong to the city of demons...

Master of the Demon City: NO.33 Lonely, Trusting

As mentioned above, in order to find out Ruhu thoroughly and not give him any chance to play tricks, Baiyin decided to directly register the household registration for Yaodu—but that can only be done after the concealer's code is written. Regarding the matter, as for the time involved, it is better to brush up the hearts of the people first.

Although Nian Changge had already demonstrated his force (referring to intimidation) before reciting the song, although it may not be impossible to directly use Long Chi's authority and force to forcefully advance the policy, it is not safe after all.

What kind of a Ruhu is, apart from how deep and shallow he is, Bai Yin has already understood it so well that he can guarantee that as long as he enforces the household registration system on his side, Ruhu can immediately incite a large number of pure ( Silly) pure (lack of) people to resist, and even do not rule out the possibility that some guys will have similar ideas of "Qingjun side"... At that time, the situation will be chaotic, and it will be even more troublesome to arrest people.

There is no doubt that this guy can make the shrine look like a female high school student imprisoned in a secret room under Tokugawa Shin's eyes. , definitely not as good as humans...

In this world, there is no creature that is more keen to kill its own kind than human beings, and it is exhausting and racking its brains for this.

Well, to use the above analogy, everyone is a female high school student locked in a small black room. This girl called a demon is more sensitive than the girl called a human...

What, lead the snake out of the hole?

Ha ha……

Bai Yin replaced Xia Ruhu's position by himself, assumed that he might do something insane, and then silently gave up on this idea...

The match between Baiyin and Ruhu hardly allows any room for "surprise victory", and because of the completely undefended system of the Yaodu, the resources that both sides can use are almost transparent to each other, but to each other's way of thinking , even better than they themselves.

There may be other ways, but now, to find Ruhu, "household registration" may not be the best way, but it is definitely the most stable and irresistible method.

The household registration that Bai Yin wants to apply for is to be promoted to every member of the demon city, but even if the difficulty of recording everyone in the classical society is ignored, the special environment of the demon city also determines that the implementation of this system will definitely have similar The guys with "vested interests" come to obstruct,

If it's just these guys, then there's nothing to be afraid of, just like messy water waves that can't extinguish burning firewood, but with the presence of Ru Fox, those water waves can condense together and become monstrous waves.

Therefore, Bai Yin needs "authority" - not obtained by fists, by beating all disobedient authorities, but sincerely recognized by the people from the demon city, enough to destroy any obstructed authority.

This kind of authority is called "Listen to me and live better."

Yes, that's right, this is the city of demons, and demons are different from humans. In the society of demons, if you have big fists, you are the boss. Therefore, in this environment, before a single spark is ignited, it will be extinguished by the roaring waves.

However, please don't forget that before the waves roared, there was a bigger and more blazing flame watching silently. Her name was Yaohuang.

So, come on, Ruhu, we used to be the same, the same lonely, the same only believe in ourselves, but now, we are different, we are different, when you use the power of those demons, it is called "use ", from blood to bone, everything must be extracted and used;

And my power is called "trust", trust in Chi, trust in the strategy bureau, trust in "people", trust in... trust in these, trust in myself.

The light of victory will definitely fall on me, because I have been as lonely as you, but you have never been so trusting as me.

let us wait and see.

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Life is not a novel, it’s not about you posting bold words at the end of the chapter, and when the camera turns, the next chapter comes to the brilliant battle interface... Not to mention that those kind of novels are generally bad.

Therefore, reciting lines is indeed very cool, but apart from cheering oneself up, it is useless to the situation itself. If it is useful, Bai Yin will send a hundred Dragon Emperor Guards to work overtime to recite in front of the street.

It's a pity that it's useless, let alone reciting lines, reciting Balala Little Demon Fairy is useless, so I should work overtime or have to work overtime...

The sky is pitiful, he is a majestic immortal, his super-high-risk ability is recorded on the record, he has not been recorded by the police station for doing all kinds of bad things, and his thinking speed is as fast as that of Qiu Mingshan driver Shibawan. He does not need to graduate from college, just find If you work as a consultant in a company, with a little performance, you can live a good life of "going to shit with a salary, a monthly income of millions, the boss is a real father, and the marriage is arranged".

Look at it now, I can only sleep for three hours a day...

Putting it on Bai Yin in the past, unless the boss is his own mother, he will definitely resign tomorrow. Before leaving, he arrogantly hand-painted a panda head emoji with a cigarette on the resignation report, attaching "You have so little money, I will give you money." It's hard to do things" text description...

Well, although his boss is not his real mother, he is his sister-in-law with a thin waist and long legs; although the salary is not five social insurance and one housing fund, Her Royal Highness the Princess personally serves tea in the evening.

...Okay, do your job obediently.

It's night, the moon is shallow and the stars are hidden.

The night sky in Yaodu City has always had a sense of layers. I don’t know if it’s normal. In the silent night, the stars are always dense, like beads scattered along a line. The moon here is always full, like a disc made of fat jade. , the two merged, playing a ding-dong sound, and then covered by the perennial, faint clouds-pearls, jade plates, and thin curtains are the night sky.

Bai Yin straightened up slowly, and there were obviously a few crisp sounds on his body. It was inevitable to stay in one posture for a long time, and it was hard to avoid stiffness.

It's not that those with abilities can ignore strains. Nian Changge only lived half of his life back then. Apart from hidden injuries, there may not be some reasons why he became sick from overwork.

This is thanks to the fact that he got himself a desk—you know, the style of painting here in Yaodu has always been that of the ancient Xia Kingdom, so although there are useful desks, low desks like "copyrights" are quite popular. From the word "work at the desk", you can imagine the cheating when working on it...

For the 40% liberated Shuxian, this kind of long-term operation is not easy, but it is the highest liberation that can keep Baiyin's humanity intact.

Bai Yin took a long breath, and the sharp gaze that he had maintained for a whole day slowly faded away. He raised the hand holding the pen, slowly observed the lines on it, clenched his five fingers, let go, and then Clenched tightly, after repeating two or three times, flicked the wrist.

Huh, the brain lacks energy, let's have some supper...

The most direct nutrient for the brain is sugar, which is useful for the brain...I think...eggs...the important thing is, I prefer...

Well, let the dining hall send some sugar custard.

He made up his mind and was about to stand up when he saw Her Royal Highness standing beside her, smiling like a flower.

"Brother Bai, are you hungry?" Gently lifted the lid of the celadon bowl, a layer of mist lifted, "I just went to the dining hall to make egg custard, with sugar...can you try it for me?"

She laughed: "It would be great if the taste is okay."

Master of the Demon City: NO.34 Yiren Ruhua

Zhu Xiurong is very beautiful.

Just like most girls yearn for a "prince", most men also yearn for the identity of a "princess".

However, just like every man believes that the child is his own before taking the paternity test, in many cases, there is often a considerable gap between reality and fantasy.

Most of the princess’s beauty comes from her mother—a powerful man can certainly possess a beautiful woman. The princess’s father is the emperor. Obviously there is no man with more power than the emperor in this world, so her mother must also She is the most beautiful girl in the world.

It's just that human genes are a very strange thing. The elders are good-looking, but the children may not be good-looking. For example, the author himself, every time I find my father's photo, I can't help but doubt my mother's loyalty...

He is so handsome, how did he give birth to a son like me.jpg

Therefore, those gorgeous concubines in the cholera harem recorded in the history books are most likely to be very gorgeous. People's genetic inheritance is something that is still unclear now, not to mention the era when the cure was mainly based on dancing.

——If there is a girl who can satisfy all the fantasies of men about the word "princess" in terms of appearance and personality, then her name should be Zhu Xiurong.

Create a dream with soft skin, pink bones, jade officials, and soft threads, use stars as her eyes, add brilliance, and smile, and wear cloud-like silk and satin on her body to adorn her. The thousand and one dreams of the thousand and one nights are condensed with makeup, gold and glass, and the romance shared by the poet and the sculptor.

It is not the bewitching face of a "demon", but the miracle of a "human".

This is Zhu Xiurong, a human being, a girl.

When Bai Yin looked over, Zhu Xiurong was smiling—not a forced, business-like smile, but a kind of joyful smile from the heart that would make people feel that the whole world has become colorful.

She smiled and looked at Bai Yin, who also looked at her.

Looking at it like this, the curved eyes are all his own shadow.

"When did you come?" Bai Yin asked.

"Not for long." Zhu Xiurong smiled, "I couldn't sleep at night, so I went for a walk in the corridor, only to find that the lights were still on, brother Bai, and I wanted to come in to have a look, but then I thought, you are doing such an important thing, so I can't disturb you." As for you, I wondered if there was anything I could do to help you."

She leaned over a little, and gently placed the custard in Bai Yin's hand, a place far away from the memorial.

The weather was hot, so Her Royal Highness dressed very coolly. The hazy moonlight outlined a tall curve that was too beautiful to make people look away.

"So, I made some food..." she said, "Brother Bai doesn't like greasy food at night, right? So I made it simpler. Then I remembered that it was said in the book that sugar is harmful to the brain." The benefits, therefore, are steamed with honey and cane juice..."

She used a soft tone, as if she was putting her lips to her ears, turned her head slightly, and saw Bai Yin who was smiling very strangely.

His strange expression made Zhu Xiurong feel inexplicably ashamed...

She grabbed the hair by her ear with her right hand, covering her hot face, her gaze was deflected, and her gaze seemed to freeze.

"What, what's the matter?"

"Ah, I just remembered something." Bai Yin picked up the bowl, "I was just thinking, it seems that I have always underestimated you."

"Hmph, now you know?" Her Royal Highness was a little proud, "Me too, very powerful..."

"Yes, very powerful." Bai Yin nodded approvingly, "Better than me."

"Ah...ah?" Zhu Xiurong was a little confused, "Brother Bai, what are you talking about?"

"Oh, it's like this." Bai Yin ate the egg custard, his speech was slightly slurred, "This Dragon Palace was built in imitation of the palace where Chi lived in the past... It is a whole 'artifact', and it looks like it from the outside. It is very big, and the area inside is even more exaggerated.”

He swallowed what was in his mouth and dug another full spoonful.