my monster girlfriends

He slept so late, mainly because of Long Chi's delay.

Don't get me wrong, until now, Bai Yin has never seen Long Chi except for the first time. The "delay" mentioned here refers to the "memorial"...Of course, it can also be called official business.

Although Long Chi was not there, she also knew the priorities. She knew that there was a time bomb hidden in the Demon City at this time. Once the countdown was over, there would be a "bang" sound. It would not be enough to blow up the whole world, but it would definitely be more than enough to blow up the demons.

So, although she didn't show up herself, she sent someone to directly throw all the affairs of Yaodu over - yes, I really don't know how you Baiyin will show off, but no matter how you show off, you will kill Yue Lun with full blood Jie, or Hedao Sword Demon One Q Three, he definitely couldn't do without the keyboard anyway.

What kind of concept is this? It is almost equivalent to a policeman saying that he wants to catch a robber in the country, and then the emperor directly threw the jade seal over there, saying that you can figure it out...

As long as the catcher has the potential to be a traitor, such as Yan Song or Qin Hui, after five years, all the monsters should change their surnames—even if they don’t, these memorials are not something a mere catcher can handle.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, Bai Yin is neither an adulterer nor a fast catcher. If I really want to say, his identity is the future son-in-law, and he even forcibly kissed the empress a few days ago... According to the normal process, the following is It's time to pull it out and chop it off.

Let's put the matter of forced kissing and beheading aside for now. In fact, Bai Yin does have the ability to handle these memorials, and he can handle them very well.If he were to be the emperor of the Demon City from birth, Fang Xi might have to come over to have a conversation in person before considering whether to chop him up...

So, why did Bai Yin sleep so late recently?

To say this, we have to start with two points.

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The first reason is Long Chi's previous governance methods—yes, although the demon is not big, she is a demon emperor after all, and the word corresponding to "privilege" is "responsibility". Anyway, it is her responsibility to manage the capital.

And from this point of view, our Lord Demon Emperor is really not very competent.

——Oh, the above sentence is a euphemistic version. Bai Yin's original words about it are, "Give us the same land, the same population, and manage them separately. Within half a year, I can make her a prisoner."

Zhu Xiurong blinked: "Isn't it usually married to be a queen to stabilize the hearts of the people?"——Being able to say this shows that she has indeed been educated by the emperor for several years.

Bai Yin curled her lips: "It's because of peace of mind that people throw her into the prison, choose a day to kill her and abandon the city, and use the common people's anger... I really want to marry you. Only a virtuous and virtuous person like you can become a queen and be the mother of the world."

Her Royal Highness's eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she poured a cup of tea for Commissioner Bai graciously.

Half an hour later, Bai Yin took a sip of tea after finishing the business at hand - and then spit out half a cup of tea filled with chili peppers onto the memorial.

Let me think about it, someone in the Demon City, who can throw chili noodles into a teacup right under my nose...

Maybe Xiurong made a mistake, hehe, it must be, how could Chi be so boring, hehehe, impossible, absolutely impossible...

... Although Bai Yin's remarks are not very pleasant, he has never liked to brag about himself or others. If he really admires someone, he usually uses scolding. For example, he admires Fang Xi very much, so a month ago Wrote a special report to scold people...

So, his assessment is correct.

Long Chi's ruling philosophy can be described in about [-] words - copying and beheading all over the family, heinous crimes, self-solution, trivial matters.

The meaning of this sentence is that generally, such as who is fighting with whom, who takes a piece of meat, etc., you can coordinate by yourself, if you can't coordinate, you can find Longhuangwei to solve it.

And if the matter comes to me, and I checked, the situation is really serious, that's okay, you don't need to prepare a suicide note, if something happens during the day, you can leave that night, the family property will be confiscated, and all talking children will be executed. Pick up the meat and make soup, distribute it to the people in this street, and it's over.

Yes, the demon clan has no psychological burden on mutual devouring, especially this soup is made by the most powerful demon emperor...

By the way, in the city of demons, it’s okay for you to maim the demons, anyway, demons are more resistant to beating than humans, but if you dare not kill innocents to eat, you have to die together, since you like to drink soup, then I will kill you Let's make soup... that's what Longhuangwei does.

In this way, it took less than [-] hours from the accident to the solution. An accident occurred during the day, and you can go home and sleep at night.

——You can imagine how Bai Yin felt when he saw this way of handling...

In view of the chili noodle incident last time, he didn't swear, he could only sigh with his forehead, how can he behave like a bandit leader in a majestic manner.

Well, at least the rewards and punishments are okay, there is no grievance, I can only rejoice that there are no cunning humans in the demons, hehe...

Of course, after cursing a few words in his heart, Bai Yin discovered... Long Chi's technique was actually not as unbearable as he saw.

This is the second reason why he is so busy these days - Yaodu's unique culture.

The characteristics of Yaozu's culture are completely different from all human cultures that Baiyin knows.

This is nonsense. These days, the difference between people doesn't even need to be based on the skin color, and a household registration can determine it, let alone the difference between people and demons.

First of all, it is the most profound and useful rule engraved in the Yaozu culture-the one with the big fist is the boss.

This kind of obedience is engraved in the bones and blood of the demon. The so-called powerful does not necessarily refer to strength, but also to wisdom, technology, or other things. It is just that it is troublesome to evaluate the wisdom of the two, and it needs to be multi-faceted. ;Evaluation of strength is different, go out to fight, strong standing, weak lying down, simple and rude...

In fact, humans also have this kind of rule, but it is definitely not as natural as the monster race.

In human beings, if one party is weak, then he will try his best to bring down the strong one depending on the situation. This method may not be glorious, but as long as it can be done, it is good.

But the monster races in the mountains and seas are different. The concept of "the strong are respected" is not only obeyed by the strong, but also by the weak. If you are stronger than me, you should get everything. I will only find ways to be stronger than you, but never Will ask someone to break your legs and make you weaker than me - of course, the main reason for this is that most of the monsters don't have such a brain...

It is precisely because of this kind of culture that Long Chi's seemingly crude and ineffective governance methods are actually very useful-what, your wife was robbed?Oh, solve it yourself, who made you weaker than him, everyone is a demon, your wife must also like someone who is stronger than you... What, you don't like your wife anymore, want to live with the male who robbed your wife?Um, hello, we don't care about this...

...probably so.

It can be said that in Yaozu, all "civil disputes" are not disputes.

Not to mention that although Long Chi's techniques are crude, they are indeed useful. Even if she is a complete fool, as long as she is the strongest, then all monsters will take her orders for granted.

This is what is engraved in the blood of the existence of "demon".

Bai Yin has read the law thoroughly, or in other words, the gap between him and the gold medal litigator is only a certificate. As for why he is so proficient, this is a difficult reason... In short, he knows that the rule of law is the rule of law, but in the end, after all, Or "people" rule.

If a rule is recognized by both the upper and lower levels, and it is taken for granted, and no one will feel resentment, then you should not interfere with it drastically.

You can't make all the demons think you are right and change because of "you think you are right"; even if you really want to change, you have to take their feelings into consideration.

This is called respect.

It was at this time that Bai Yin came to a certain kind of enlightenment.

[It turns out that the communication between monsters and people is the general trend. From this point of view, Fang Xi let me sit in the city of demons, except for Ruhu, maybe I didn’t let me carefully observe this group, and then find out the appropriate "rules of getting along" idea……】

[Hehe...that's the case, no wonder you want to double the reward for me. As expected of you, no one can match the exploitation of labor...]

Yes, Bai Yin understands that killing a fox like a fox is indeed a very important thing, but with his own ability, while doing one important thing, it may not be impossible to do another more important thing.

Whether it is trust or exploitation is hard to say. Anyway, it seems that in the future, whether the cultural conflict between the monster race and humans can be appeased, and whether different races can coexist harmoniously depends on Bai Yin...

[Tsk, why did I ask Chang Ge to come with me? At first, I thought I knew his deterrent power in the demon clan. Now it seems that deterring the demons is just a trivial matter. Without him, I can do it myself. The main reason is that he I used to be the head of the countermeasures bureau, and I can guide by the side, but I can barely get rid of the ruthlessness and ruthlessness. As a human being, the person closest to me is a demon, so I can treat demons and humans equally. It's over...]

[More than that, each countermeasure director must have enough merits. For example, I heard that Fang Xi contributed to the relationship between Xia Guo and Sakurajima... So it turns out that the blending of demons and humans is just for me. Merit, no one can impersonate it, only me can make it...]

[Tsk tsk, if I guessed correctly, after I return to China, the credit for Fang Xi's work of "gambling with the Demon Emperor" will definitely fall on me... Okay, I want to retire . 】

【Hey, if you do the calculations like this, that dog thief is going too far... If it's useless to cheat, I'll sing Balala Little Demon Fairy in front of him...】

Thinking about this, Bai Yin wrote a letter, "Chang Ge, please go back to the Countermeasure Bureau and send this over."

There is no signal between Yaodu and the human world, and the only way to communicate is through letters, but it is very strange that Baiyin can actually talk to Xueli here, and I don't know why...

"Yes." Nian Changge said, "To whom? Axi?"

"No, he will definitely agree." Bai Yin said, "This letter is for the concealer, asking him to write a software for me. The requirements are all written in the letter, and it will be resolved within a week. Send the computer over. , please wait over there first."

Nian Changge frowned: "One week?" He thought for a while, "It's okay for me... But I also know a little about this little brother, the Bizarre. Although he is very talented, he is really lazy. time, it may not be possible.”

"It's okay." Bai Yin's expression remained unchanged, "You just say, if he doesn't lose his liver in a week, I'll send the photo of him hugging in the brothel to his wife."

"I'm going..." Nian Changge was shocked, "Is it so exciting to play?" Wei paused, "You went with him? There are pictures of him!?"

On the side, Her Royal Highness silently straightened her waist...

"No, whether he has been there, I don't know, I never have been."

"Then where did you get your picture?"

"Of course it belongs to p. I opened up the details of the fairy mill and tested it, but the Taoist Lord couldn't identify it... Oh yes, besides his, I also p'ed Fang Xi's." Bai Yin smiled proudly, "This is called Be prepared, look, don’t you need it now?”

Zhu Xiurong: "..."

Read the long song: "..."

Lord Demon Emperor who did not want to be named: "..."

The corner of Nian Changge's mouth twitched: "...do you think he will believe it?"

"It doesn't matter if he believes it or not, as long as his wife believes it. As far as I know, women are never reasonable in this regard."

So Nian Changge left...

About half a minute later, Her Royal Highness the Princess came over with a cup, smiling like a flower.

"Brother Bai."

"Huh?" Bai Yin didn't lift his head, and moved his pen like flying, "Why?"

Smiling and smiling: "Really, have you never been to a brothel?"

The nib is stuck.

"No."

"Really?"

"Absolutely, no."

"Yeah, so it was a coincidence that Brother Bai was so proficient when he took me there before in Ji Yuanjing, right? Well, it must be a coincidence." Zhu Xiurong poured tea, his eyes squinted, "I must not go, there are all Bad woman, very bad, very bad bad woman, okay?"

"...obey, obey."

Women have never been unreasonable in this regard.

This is the truth.

Master of the Demon City: NO.31 Unscrupulous party A recites a long song

countermeasures bureau.

"Write a program? That guy Baiyin asked for it?" The concealer didn't even get up, took the letter from Nian Changge with one hand, swiped it on the keyboard with the other hand at a twitching speed, looked at the screen, oh, StarCraft, and then looked at the id , simple man-machine...

...Thinking about it, those high-ranking players must have turned green when they saw such an id scored on the slaughter list... The insult is extremely strong.

Well, this guy playing this kind of hand-speed game is no longer a bully. Indeed, the energy intensity of the concealer is average, and the feedback to the body is even more average. It is not like Bai Yin at all. A little concentration, look Every anime is one card one card.

But this guy's hand speed is ridiculously fast, so outrageous that he doesn't deserve e-sports shoes...

In fact, this is mainly a professional issue, just like a magician and a thousand skill gambler, they are both skillful, and they both want to confuse the audience as much as possible. Is there any well-known host to help you pretend to shout "I'm really not a trust" or something...

What about the thousand dollars?

Dare to make a mistake once... Don't want these hands.

This is the case for the deceitful person. E-sports players say that cooking is the original sin, which seems quite cruel, but even if it is real cooking, if the operation is not good, at most it will lose a job;

Hackers are different. If you do anything wrong with your operation, if you are chased by someone, you will basically have no job opportunities in the future...

However, the blind man was clacking on the keyboard with one hand, while holding the corner of the letter with the other, he bit one side with his teeth, stabbed it, tore the envelope, and gave a bah sound.

"Brother Nian." Since he didn't know the seniority of Nian Changge, he just called out, "Did that guy send any message when he wrote the letter?"

Nian Changge thought for a while, "Yes." After a slight pause, "But it's up to me to judge whether I should say it or not."

"Oh? Why, it's hard to say that?" The concealer was amused, "Could it be that... If I fail to meet the requirements, he will send a photo of himself to my wife?"

"..."

I didn't answer those words when I read the long song...

The other party didn't speak, and the concealer didn't ask any further questions. He spread out the letter, and took five seconds to sweep it aside, "It's a lot of requests, let me think about it..." He casually blasted the opposite base with densely packed Zerg, and he freed his hands, "Ten God can?"

Nian Changge expressionless: "Three days."

"...Is he serious? Is this guy's speed when asking others to do things compared to his own speed in bed?"

Nian Changge said cheerfully, "I don't know much about these, but that's what he said."

——It’s such a ghost, obviously it’s a week.

In fact, a week is not a number that Bai Yin casually babbles about. Although he and the concealer don’t have much time to officially meet each other, they have been netizens for several years, and they have known each other while playing games. Internet users are different. There are only a few hackers in the world that can be hacked. When you go shopping in some database, you may encounter familiar data streams. Who doesn’t know who...

Otherwise, how could there be so many pictures of Asada Shino in the Baiyin document...

It is also because of this that Bai Yin estimated the usual work and rest of the undercover, his work habits, and the talent that seemed to be privately determined for life by a binary goddess. After a little calculation, a week's time, counting irregular touching Fishing time, seven hours a day, is just right.

It's hard for you to say whether Party A like Baiyin is good or bad. If you want to say it's bad, working for him will never lack benefits, and there will be no need for "overtime" that is extremely inefficient, and even he plans your When working, even fishing time will be arranged in it-well, in the calculation of the immortal, this is called "the inferiority of human beings' laziness", and it must not be ignored...

But you have to say it... When he is Party A, he can do as much as he should, and he can take as much as he should get, no more and no less. If you use super-calculation combined with market laws to calculate, this value is also the same as his The values ​​given are about the same.

Anyway, even though you don't need to work overtime at all, you don't even want to encounter things like paid shit, even if you search all over the world, you may not be able to find someone who is harder to fool than him.

In short, working for him, you can fully experience the feeling of being assigned by the supreme computer in the future human society...

Of course, whether Bai Yin is good or not... definitely better than reciting Changge.

Nian Changge wasn't a good bird when he was young...cough, and he wasn't a good guy...cough.

That's about it.