my monster girlfriends

She was always afraid of losing, so she tried her best to pretend to be the best man to keep.

Maybe some men enjoy this kind of submissiveness, but Bai Yin doesn't. He just wants to make their way of getting along more normal, make her feel more comfortable, get angry when she wants to be angry, and be willful if she wants to be willful, even if Zhu Xiurong's character determines her. Not so easily angry or petty, but she has the power that all girls should have in front of their boyfriends.

He didn't want Zhu Xiurong to be too "obedient".

There are too many people who listen to Bai Yin's words. Even the most rebellious people or monsters will let go of their unnecessary pride under his wisdom or force. Yazi is a good example.

There are only a few who are disobedient - but those who disobey him are the ones who Bai Yin "needs".

She is a princess and his heroine, so she shouldn't be forced to obey like a supporting role.

To put it simply, it may be too insecure. When Her Royal Highness is facing Bai Yin, she always has a little bit of reluctance...so Zhu Xiurong is Bai Yin's favorite girl to tease, because it can make her understand that although her boyfriend Not so human, but indeed human, for example, if you dare to let him into the room, he will try every means to take advantage of girls like all boyfriends, hugging and kissing, that is called an inch. A little indulgent and probably about to be eaten...

For another example, if you don't let him in, he can only find a bed to sleep on his own, and he will be depressed for a long time the next day...

...Well, Bai Yin has been depressed for a long time, his expression scared Ya Zi, thinking that the demon has fallen...

Not to mention after that, when Yazi told Zhu Xiurong of Bai Yin Bai Yin's state, Her Royal Highness was astonished and guilty, and felt guilty that she was the culprit, but because Bai Yin was so intoxicated by her beauty, that The complicated mood that couldn't be suppressed by the corners of the lips that were secretly happy.

Not to mention that this night, Her Royal Highness, who was in the above mood, acquiesced to Brother Bai to sleep with her in his arms at night, and then he was beaten. The Dragon Chi who has gone is likely to be a strong onlooker, maybe it was eaten just like this...

The so-called man has no wife, although these words are now mostly used by single dogs who can't find a partner to evade or comfort themselves, but the words themselves are not wrong-when you kill Ruhu, Bai Yin can do whatever he wants , go to the little fairy during the day, visit the little princess at night, and go home from time to time to bring some catnip to the kitten...

Therefore, whether it is for world peace or personal happiness, there is nothing wrong with killing Ruhu first, just like a boy asking a girl out to play, no matter what the itinerary is, it is always right to prepare the ID card and condoms first...

......

"Go get me a cup of tea." Bai Yin commanded Yazi without any pressure.

"..."

Yazi stood up silently.

She didn't have any objection to being called, well, she had it at first, and the reason she used was not about dignity or anything, but "doing this kind of miscellaneous work will delay my handling of government affairs."

Bai Yin replied like this at the time: "The value of you going to pour tea is no different from the value you get when you handle government affairs. Even considering my personal status, the former is more valuable."

It's so hard to say that it didn't make Yazi angry. What is her identity? Isn't it enough to explain Yazi's vengeance that the word "Jazi must be repaid" has been circulated for thousands of years?If she can hold back, she will change her race on the spot. I know that I am not as good as you, but I will not be so underestimated!

Then he patted the table, his wonderful eyes widened, his silver teeth were gritted, his expression looked like he wanted to eat people, he drew down the road and started arguing!

3 minutes passed, the debate was over, Ya Zi was completely defeated, and he went to the dining hall to serve tea...

What is Bai Yin's identity?The man who had nothing to do with Fang Xi in the office, he didn't even look away from the memorial when he was arguing, and he made Jai Zi suspicious of being a monster.

So Yazi never expressed any opinion on pouring tea again...

She asked, "Scented tea or honey tea?"

"It's either too fragrant or too sweet." Bai Yin shook his head, "Is there tea? Coffee is also fine."

If there is, there will be ghosts. Scented tea is brought up by the butterfly girl, and honey tea is sent by the demon sent by the queen bee. These two are related to the habits of the demon itself, and they are natural by-products, but you are in the demon capital. Where can I find tea or coffee beans...

He supported his forehead, "Forget it, just boil water."

Yazi nodded silently, turned around, and was stopped.

"There is one more thing. After the tea is served, write a notice in the characters of the Yaozu, saying that the Dragon Palace needs some tea and coffee beans. The payment is up to you. I don't know the price of the Yaodu. You can fill it in. For a suitable price, just paste the notice on the wall of the Dragon Palace."

Yazi frowned: "This kind of thing is not worth issuing a notice, the power of the government affairs department is not for you to do these things."

She paused, "Before, you had to put up notices to cover wooden tables and chairs just because you were not used to copywriting. I didn't mention you at the time, but I just sent Longhuangwei to help you make a set... Now, you still have to use The name of the Dragon Palace made the demon do such trivial things?"

Baiyin didn't raise his head: "Do it, or don't do it."

"Give me a reason enough."

"Alas..." Bai Yin sighed, "If I win, you will work overtime with me until I am ugly today, because you have delayed my time."

"Yes!" Yazi folded his hands on his chest, ready to wait, "I would like to accept the bet."

"Okay." With free labor, Bai Yin was not in a hurry, so he put down his pen, "Let me ask you, a demon who has never met you before wants to borrow your demon soul, will you borrow it?"

Yazi didn't hesitate: "Naturally, I won't borrow it."

"Then what if I borrow it from you?"

Yazi frowned and thought for a few seconds, "Maybe, I will borrow it."

"Very good, besides, thank you for your trust, although I know that you are looking at Chi's face more." Bai Yin smiled, "The second question, there are two demons, and one demon has nothing to do with you before. Contact, I will lend you 100 yuan when I open my mouth; the other demon has no friendship or blood relationship with you, but he borrowed you ten yuan before, and returned it three days later; borrowed another thousand, and returned it two days later Come here, now, he also borrows 100 yuan from you."

After Bai Yin finished speaking, he paused, giving Jai Zi time to digest, and then said, "If you had to choose one of them to borrow money, which one would you borrow?"

Yazi didn't think long this time, "The second one."

"Okay, my explanation is over." Bai Yin picked up the pen again, "Now, go pour tea, then post the notice, and don't forget to work overtime at night."

Yazi stood there, stunned for about ten seconds, "That's... that's all?"

"Yes, that's all, isn't that enough?"

The girl looked confused: "But that doesn't explain why you posted the notice?"

"Ugh……"

Bai Yin sighed again, and the word "tired" was almost written on his face.

He put down his pen again, "Forget it, let me be more straightforward..."

"The so-called posting of notices is actually a form. It's the same with your oral notices, but oral communication is prone to fallacies, and the notices are there in black and white. As long as the people who read them are not blind, they can understand that what Dragon Palace needs is What, and what Dragon Palace can pay for this demand."

Bai Yin paused, "Yes, whether it's tables and chairs, or tea leaves or coffee beans, they are indeed trivial things, but whether they are small or big things, they are actually 'money', which is what I said in the second question just now, Before that demon borrowed 100 yuan from you, he borrowed it and then returned the money to you..."

He looked at the thoughtful Yazi, "Okay, let me ask you now, in the second question, why did you lend it to the second person?"

"Because..." Yazi said, "I think he will pay it back."

Bai Yin's question followed closely: "Why do you think he will return it?"

Yazi said, "Because he paid it back before."

"Yes, the process of borrowing and repaying has built a thing in your heart called reputation." Bai Yin smiled, "Okay, the last question... If the notice I made you post is seen, he Really got the tea, and I did follow the instructions above, paid for it, and then, the process became known to the public...

You said, after about ten or twenty times of this process, what will happen? "

Before Yazi could speak, he let out a "heh", "At that time, I, Dragon Palace, no matter what was written on the notice, no matter how strange, difficult, unreliable, or unimaginable the things on it were, As long as a reward is given, the people will believe that as long as they do the above things, they will definitely get the above things."

He looked at Yazi and smiled viciously, "Say, if by that time, I said in the notice that you have betrayed Dragon Palace, whoever kills you can come to Dragon Palace to receive a generous reward... Do you think there will be Will the demon do the same? Will the demon kill you? Will he take your head and come here to receive a reward?"

"What if the reward I give is actually richer than the reward on the announcement? Then the reward recipients will definitely keep it a secret, but a secret that only one person knows is a secret; a secret that dozens of people know, That is an 'open secret', and at that time, they will still think, is the news about your betrayal in the announcement true or false?"

At this moment, cold sweat almost drenched Jai Zi's back.

The answer is, of course not.

The reason why she broke into a cold sweat was not because of Bai Yin's threat - Bai Yin may have a boring personality, but she is definitely not so cheating, at least she will not be too idle to frame her.

But... he won't frame her, but it doesn't mean that he won't treat those less obedient families in this way.

The so-called chivalry is prohibited by martial arts, Yaodu itself is such an uneasy place, and fights are common. At that time, those so-called "noble" ethnic groups may not really be able to maintain their nobility.

In the human world, this is called "the vast ocean of the people" at most; but in the demon city, it is simply "the stormy sea of ​​demons".

But Bai Yin wants to do this, borrowing only some insignificant resources, and a recognized name as the Demon Emperor, that's all.

What's more, if he hadn't explained it himself, even she, as the executor, might not be able to realize the consequences of posting the notice.

It's... scary.

Not to mention Yazi's psychological activities, Bai Yin, who had an evil face just now, instantly changed back to a dead fish eye with no motivation.

He waved his hand: "In short, this matter is a high priority in my plan, you just do it... Don't forget to pour tea, I have explained so much to you, I am thirsty."

Yazi took a deep look at Bai Yin, then lowered his head:

"...As ordered."

After she went out, Bai Yin raised his face, glanced in the direction she was going out, and curled his lips.

In other words, I don’t know if it’s because of a change in ability. The Immortal itself doesn’t know people’s hearts, even when Bai Yin’s own Immortal is fully activated, but he is now 30.00% unblocked, and he has the ability to detect people’s hearts It's like... For example, Ya Zi just showed that expression, what was thinking in his heart, he could tell at a glance.

It can only be said that it is too much to be true.

What Bai Yin said just now is of course correct, and the posting of the notice is indeed to establish official credibility.

But what he didn't say is that although this thing is useful to build, it is a waste of time. If you really want to say that black is black, and if you are not black, you will be black. In addition to spending a lot of money, it will take a long time...even, wait The public is familiar with this routine, and there are also those who specifically fight against the authorities—not to mention whether it is good or bad, anyway, this kind of guy has existed throughout the ages, and there is nothing to do if it is true.

Therefore, his establishment of official reputation is purely to pave the way for the implementation of the household registration system in the future, so as to save Wu Yao from being too embarrassing in response... The situation Yai Zi wanted was only possible in theory.

Theory, everyone knows that the author can theoretically still write [-] words a day, have you seen me writing it before...

However, it's okay to scare her if it's okay, so as not to put on a bad face all day long, although the girls of the Yaozu are generally good-looking, and a beast like Yazi is even more so.

But this girl just wants to use this face to put on an expression like everyone owes her a million and 80, and speak like a sword in her mouth, which is really sloppy.

In fact, to be fair here, she can’t be blamed for it, “Holding a sword in her mouth, staring at her with anger” is originally the appearance characteristic of Yazi, this is a natural…

It's like you can dislike a skunk's fart, but you can't ask it to fart...

Compared with this, the most important thing now is to find a way to coax the little princess, tsk, a smart man needs to know what to say and what not to say, yesterday he said something he shouldn't say, and then he was thrown out ... Sigh, it's hard to live under the fence...

Master of the Demon City: NO.37 For the sake of the Demon City, Yazi decided to become...

An unenforced decree, like a men's room at a women's college, hardly means anything.

Besides, even if it is a girls' school, maybe there will be people like Mizuho Miyakoji, right...

(Note: Mizuho Gongxiaolu, the male (?) protagonist of "Girls Fall in Love with My Sister", the plot is probably about a young boy who disguised himself as a girl and entered an all-girls school - at a particularly vulgar age, it was very vulgar to be seen by such a person I was attracted by the brief introduction, from the beginning to the end, I was disappointed to find that I didn’t expect the kind of three vulgar plots, and I was almost turned from a standard three-view teenager into a lily lover... so the memory is still fresh.)

Yazi's efficiency was very fast. After being frightened by Bai Yin, he immediately wrote a notice by hand and posted it on the wall of the Dragon Palace himself.

Of course, it is impossible for her to only do such things once she comes out, so she also ordered Longhuangwei to stand on the street and inform the public about it.

How did you notify?Shout...

Well, handing out leaflets or something doesn’t mean you will lose your reputation, not to mention that monsters are not so particular about it. Even in the human world, the officials will save face when necessary. "This said.

Among other things, the countermeasure bureau's publicity attitude towards the "anti-fraud app" developed by the concealer is to let people come to the door in person.

The above personally sent someone to persuade you to install it, and asked you whether you were afraid or not. Anyway, the author was afraid. I was having fun in the Internet cafe back then, and four or five policemen came in through the door. The psychological shadow...

If I hadn't remembered that I was an adult, I would have run away. Even so, when the other side came over, I would still panic. With this kind of mentality, I probably followed up with the supermarket and went out empty-handed. I was always afraid that people would suspect that I had stolen something is almost...

At that time, the police comrade came over with a smile, "Excuse me, do you have an anti-fraud app installed?"

Uncle Emperor: "..."

A man who didn't know him next to him was stunned for a while, "Hey, isn't it for checking the ID card?"

The policeman was also stunned: "Uh, well, it's not impossible to check it by the way... Please take out your ID card and have a look."

Then the man who spoke did not bring...

And then...he was taken away.

This story tells us that it is very important for a man to be able to speak. Although it may not be able to cheat you for 18 yuan, at least you will not be fined 18 yuan...

Also, don't go to Internet cafes without your ID card.

Sorry to drag this out.

Although Yaodu does not have a printing machine, it is not difficult to rub leaflets with demon hands, but the problem is that the literacy rate of Yaozu is simply hopeless...

Moreover, they are also illiterate, and the monster race is different from the human race. In ancient times, children from poor families were illiterate, mainly because there was no such channel, and knowledge was blocked by the upper class; but as long as there is a channel, such as a teacher from the village, then The vast majority of ordinary people, even if they live frugally and eat chaff and vegetables at home, will send their youngsters to school and send ten strips of dried meat to their husbands to make shuxiu (xiu, beep).

What, tired of studying?Rebellious period?

Do you know what it means to be a filial son under the stick?

It means that under the broom and the bamboo pole, young people do not have such things as puberty and rebellion...

Not only that, but when each parent sends their child there, they have to entrust their husbands in every possible way, saying lines such as "If my son is disobedient, you can beat him casually, with a stick, and after he breaks a leg, he will save himself from running around." ... The kindness of the father and the filial piety of the son are really touching.

But the monsters are all different—the monsters have not blocked this knowledge. There are teaching schools everywhere in the city, and the masters in the schools are all "turtle prime ministers"... Well, it is the kind that even if you don’t turn into a monster, you can’t use it. There is no race more suitable for an old turtle who can survive three generations of a family to be a teacher.

And the ones that are really placed in the Dragon Palace and shelved are also some taboo sorcery, the nature of which is not much different from the high-risk weapons controlled by humans.

But the difference between demons and humans is that demons don't respect knowledge so much...whatever it is, is it reliable with my tendons?

With this in mind, the notice posted by Yazi is not even text, but a looped audio that has been preserved by black magic.The audio was spoken by her herself, and the words were not so official, they were all spoken language, and even because she was not very proficient, there were a few mustaches. This should be put on a human TV program, and it would be a loan to work... …

Well, even so, it’s a rare pastime in the spirit-deprived demon city—there are even such a group of idle guys who didn’t take any action after listening to it, just find a place to sit , listening to the broadcast, it takes hours to listen...

Yazi didn't think there was anything wrong when she recorded it, and she was very indifferent when she posted it. She didn't realize something was wrong until she noticed that there were more and more monsters next to the notice...

If you think about it, you read a random broadcast with a mustache in it, and then wake up the next morning to find that the audio has soared millions of views on the Internet, accompanied by "Sorry to know you this way "Swipe screen barrage...