my monster girlfriends

"Sometimes I really have to sigh, your place is really a magical place." Bai Yin gnawed on the grilled fish while talking on the phone, "It's really amazing."

Yuan Zhuzui was also on the phone, the same call as Bai Yin: "Where is the magic?"

Bai Yin said: "First, I have always hated eating fish, even my cats know that I hate fish."

Yuanzhu laughed drunkenly: "Your cat must really like what you hate."

"That's right, because I never rob fish with her." When Bai Yin said this, his voice seemed to be laughing, "But now she doesn't like it, because I actually started robbing her for fish."

When he said this, he took another bite of the grilled fish, bit off the crispy outer skin, soft white meat, and crispy fish bones, and chewed a few mouthfuls with the oil on the corners of his lips.

"I think it's because this is a small island with very little food. A long time ago, when there were no merchants to bring food from the sea, we had no vegetables and no livestock. Because we were surrounded by the sea, we could only eat fish. " Yuanzhu said drunkly, "If you only had one thing to eat, what would you do?"

Bai Yinyu: "Of course I try to make it delicious."

"So, if we don't even have fish, maybe we can only eat bark, and you won't be able to eat such delicious fish." Yuan Zhuzui laughed, "At that time, you may say, you I never thought that the bark could be so delicious."

Bai Yin's tone seemed to be toasting: "Celebrate the fish."

Yuan Zhuzui's tone seemed to be toasting: "Celebrate with delicious fish."

The man raising the glass should be smiling, so the two men laughed again.

"This is just the first miraculous thing." Bai Yin said, "You are so smart, but you definitely can't guess what the second miraculous thing is."

Yuan Zhuzui said: "If you can be guessed by anyone, you are not a smart Bai Zixu. What was that?"

"Remember that Batmobile?"

"Of course I remember, I knocked out its shell, and I even exchanged it for a half-day use right for a windbreaker."

"In the morning, I parked it on the street for people to take pictures." Bai Yin took another bite of the fish and looked at the empty street, "When I came back in the afternoon and wanted to drive it to a banquet, it disappeared ! Are you saying that God is not miraculous?"

On the other side of the phone, there was a sound like a mobile phone falling to the ground.

A few seconds later, Yuan Zhuzui's voice came again.

The parents couldn't laugh or cry: "There is a location on the car, I will let someone find it."

"Sakurajima is your territory. Find the stolen car and cut off his fingers. It's very simple. Don't worry about it."

"Batman has to worry about losing his Batmobile, but you're not in a hurry?"

"Batman is worried because he is Batman; I am not worried because I am Bai Zixu."

Yuan Zhuzui teased: "No, you are the clever Bai Zixu."

"Thank you, Yuan Zhuzui, who is also smart." Bai Yin laughed, "Since everyone is so smart, do you know why I'm not in a hurry? This is actually the third magical place."

Yuan Zhuzui thought for a second, then smiled wryly: "It seems that I can only call Yuan Zhuzui, who is not smart, in the future."

"That's right, that's right, for a person like you, it's better not to be smart." Bai Yin finished eating the grilled fish, "Because I'm so smart and you are not so smart, I decided to remind you , think about it, what do I need a car for?"

"Of course I'm here to attend the party with Commander Yin Yang." Yuan Zhuzui said, "The place has already been booked, Jiujo Ramen Shop, you can find the location by searching any map software."

On the phone, Bai Yin seemed to be stunned: "It turns out that the bad habit of talking about important matters must be at the ramen shop. It really came from here."

"What does it matter where we talk about things? Anyway, people often don't come to eat, but to eat people, or do you think people who make up like ghosts and people who look like ghosts in their hearts are in a luxurious place?" In the banquet hall, is it more in line with your taste?"

"That kind of gathering place shouldn't be called a banquet hall, it should be called a ghost." Bai Yin sighed, "It's better to be a ramen shop."

Yuan Zhuzui also sighed: "It's better to be a ramen shop."

He added, "Also, I know why you are not in a hurry. The car is used to drive here quickly, and you don't need or can't drive here now, so it doesn't matter if you have the Batmobile or not."

"Bingo." Bai Yin smiled, "That's great, it seems that you are not the unintelligent Yuanzhuzui, but the not-so-intelligent Yuanzhuzui. Smart people, and not-so-smart people generally have a good relationship. .”

"Forget it, it's better to be the unintelligent Yuan Zhuzui, because there is something that I haven't figured out."

"What's the matter?"

"What's your reason for not coming?"

"The reason?" Bai Yin looked at the empty street, "That's a bit too much, it's hard to describe."

The streets of Akihabara should not be empty at any time. When it is empty, it means that something even more inappropriate is about to happen on this street.

"There are so many reasons? It's hard to describe?"

"A total of 270 three hidden witches, some of them are 20 years old, some are 30 years old, some are 40 years old, some have long hair, some have short hair, some have big breasts, some have small breasts, and some wear fox masks , some wear cat masks, some are human, and some are not." Bai Yin took it for granted, "A woman is worth five hundred ducks, and to describe a woman, the mouths of five hundred ducks are not enough. There are 270 three women here, adding up to 13 ducks, how can I describe it?"

"Hiss—" a gasping voice sounded from the phone, "It's over."

Bai Yin was surprised: "I'm not even worried that I'm finished, what are you worried about?"

"Who is worried that you are finished? I am worried about me." Yuan Zhuzui sighed, "You have to deal with 13 ducks, so I must deal with the ducks. Although there is only one, that guy is the leader of yin and yang."

"Hiss—" Bai Yin also gasped, "It looks like it's really going to be over."

"You don't think you're going to die." Yuan Zhuzui said with a bitter face, "You must be smiling."

"What a coincidence, this is actually the fourth most miraculous thing." Bai Yin rubbed his forehead, "Even if the car is stolen, people are blocked, or my good friend is tricked, I don't feel sad at all. Very happy."

He said, "Also, the fifth most amazing thing is that I actually feel that you are laughing too."

"I understand." Yuan Zhuzui was really smiling, "You are so happy, so happy that you don't even hate fish, it must have something to do with the cat you brought."

"I understand too." Bai Yin was also laughing, "You are so happy, you are so happy that you can laugh out loud when confronting the commander of yin and yang, it must have something to do with that fox you are worried about."

The voices of the two men seemed to raise their glasses over the phone again, because they both understood themselves, understood each other, and knew that the other understood themselves.

It was also because Bai Yin's date went so smoothly that he didn't pay attention to the 13 ducks; and Yuan Zhuzui saw a fox beside the leader of yin and yang.

"Since everyone understands so well, you must have a drink later." The clever Bai Yin said with a smile.

"I want to drink at a ramen shop, eat warm ramen, drink spicy sake, you bring duck wings and duck legs of 13 ducks, and I bring a head dominated by yin and yang." The clever Yuanzhu Zui also said with a smile.

Yuan Zhuzui couldn't wait to hang up the phone, and then burned the set prepared for tonight, testing the wording of the confrontation, when he saw the fox, he just said a word to the leader of yin and yang gently: "She is My wife, please give her back to me."

Commander Yin Yang also smiled and said, "I won't pay it back."

It's only natural for a man who wants something to fight with a man who takes something and doesn't return it. If that thing is the wife of one of them, it's even more fucking natural.

Bai Yin looked at the phone that was forced to hang up impatiently, shrugged, patted the head of Miao Wuwu who was hiding behind her very wisely and wisely, and touched her cat ears by the way.

Shrines, hidden witches, who are good at infiltration and assassination, they are knives that live in the shadows.

Every violent organization must have such a knife in the shadow. Watchers have it, shrines have it, and countermeasures also have it. Their characteristics are also obvious. As long as the knife is seen by others, it must be cut out and cut to the blade. It doesn't matter if it breaks, but it must be cut out.

But the 270 three knives, at this time, didn't even rush to chop, and even watched Bai Yin make a phone call without any movement, like a beautiful cloth toy.

Of course, the knife will not be blocked because of things like politeness. The only thing that can make it hesitate to slash is steel, the hardest and most upright steel, which may not leave traces if the three knives of 270 come over.

"Sorry, just make a call to confirm something."

Bai Yin is very polite, he smiles like a spring breeze, and his smile is as handsome as jade.

It seems that he is in a really good mood today, so good that he is about to kill someone, and he can still show such a smile.

"I think you can start, what do you think?"

(Sakurajima chapter, volume one, end!)

It’s You, It’s You: Summary of the First Half Volume Chapters, Side Story and Inspiration

Hello everyone, this is Uncle Huang.

It stands to reason that I would not write a summary at the end of the volume for such a half-plot, because the plot has not been unfolded, and every word I can't help but say here may be accompanied by spoilers.

But I thought about it carefully, if I continue the plot, will I still have such a good chance to cut chapters in the future?

Bai Yin's opportunity to demolish 13 ducks, Yuan Zhuzui's opportunity to tear the head of Yin and Yang to lead the dog.

It seems not necessarily.

So, I decided to break it off...

Cough, in fact, I don’t really like broken chapters. It’s also for the rhythm of the plot. Unless it’s really impossible to write, otherwise, what makes me break chapters is either some innocuous little plots, which at most make people happy Even the big plots are often interrupted by the first update of the two updates a day... This is naturally used to attract people to watch the second update.

In my opinion, it's quite benevolent.

At least, I'm not like a certain author. At the end of a certain volume, Xiao Ke finally escaped from the sky, and suddenly said "Don't throw the secret puppet around, you will be tracked", and then, around the monocle, the next book-fifth Ministry finished.

In particular, this chapter was posted at midnight.

When I finished watching it in the middle of the night, I realized...the world is so fucking dangerous.

What is more sinister?

He rested for three and a half days before writing the next chapter...

Three and a half days!

Do you know how I spent these three days! ?

...In short, after this incident, I made two vows. First, in the future, I will not mention the finished book, and I will not read the book with less than 100 million words. When I update it, I will not read at least fifty chapters , keep it.

Second, given this opportunity, I must break it once.

No matter how many people watch it, no matter how other people evaluate it, I think that the real broken chapters must be unbearable even to myself.

This time I couldn't take it anymore. After finishing the epilogue yesterday, it was nine o'clock in the evening. I ate supper, played games, hugged my wife, and went to bed.

Then, at three o'clock in the morning, I walked barefoot to the computer desk and silently wrote the next chapter.

Well, I'll post it tomorrow...

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In summary of this chapter, it is definitely not possible to talk about the plot of this volume, because there is still a second half to come out.

But don't write it, but it doesn't work.

Because I am still two thousand words short of full attendance...

You can't use punctuation marks like "..." to mix up two thousand, right?Although this chapter is free, it is too immoral.

A man's shamelessness can only be reflected when facing a beautiful girl, not here.

Then write a short story?

good idea……

But I looked at the word count, and it was two thousand, one thousand and two.

Writing about her life, of course, I never get tired of writing about anything.

But a story of [-] words, no matter how you say it, is not too short, and the word "small" outside Xiaofan can be completely removed.

But I was also afraid that when I wrote about her, I would be full of ideas and inspiration, and I would accidentally write on it, and just write [-] words... Then I might as well start another "Sick Essay", anyway, this series has not been updated for a long time up.

...Thinking about it carefully, this series was started because of my own physical problems. In this case, for me, it is better to stop this series. If I really want to write about her daily life, I might as well start a book , the title of the book is "Six Records of Yang Yu", Chapter 1 writes where I went today, what I saw, my wife is really good; Chapter 2 writes where I went today, what I saw, my wife is still so good... …

Well, Shen Fu's "Six Chapters of a Floating Life" is written in this way.

It is the Mr. Shen Fu who wrote "Life is busy, competing for short and long, but not saying that prosperity and decline are countless, and gains and losses are hard to measure".

"Wait, didn't Yunniang die in the end?"

"...It seems that there is such a thing."

"Okay, you are imitating Shen Lang's writing, are you cursing me to die early?"

"Um...not actually, literary creation, you know, literary creation, as far as I know, there is a person who is shameless in the book, has a bad reputation for thousands of years, and has a romantic relationship. In reality, he is a kind and virtuous wife and mother. There are also four children, and the husband and wife are very loving...literary creation!"

"Who is that person? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"Pan Jinlian."

"..."

"Six Records of Yang Yu", it is sad and deplorable in the stillbirth.

Mr. Yang, kicked to the window with a small foot, including a person and a wheelchair, is even more deplorable.

In fact, of course I can say good things, for example, if I said in the previous sentence, "Shen Lang is a famous infatuated man in history, I read his books and learn his creative techniques, so naturally I love you like he loves Yunniang. "

... She may not be very happy after I say such nasty words, but she is definitely not angry.

But male and female friends... Occasionally, I need to be skinned...

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Speaking of this, I would like to talk about a topic that should be of interest to all my readers-men's speech.