my monster girlfriends

Coincidentally, in the afternoon, I just discussed this issue with the people in the group.

Probably as follows.

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Uncle Huang: [Boyfriends should not be shy when facing girlfriends, that is, don't be shy, don't be ashamed to speak up, shameless]

Uncle Huang: [Speak it movingly, how to say it nicely, how to say it not true, how to say it exaggerated]

Uncle Huang: [Anyway, everyone knows it's a lie, but she knows that you will only tell her and describe her, so the girl will be very happy]

Group friend 1: [I never told a lie]

Group friend 2: [Yes, it is this kind of lie (doge). 】

Group friend 3: [The premise is that the girl likes you, otherwise love talk is useless. 】

Uncle Huang: [I am only for male and female friends. 】

Uncle Huang: 【If a man talks to all the girls like a boyfriend and girlfriend, then he must be a peerless prostitute. 】

Group friend 4: [(Reply to the previous sentence) It's a scumbag!Neptune!Central air conditioning! 】

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In addition to the above, there are these:

"I won't force you, let you do what I want, but if you send your photos to Moments, you must only give me the permission to view them."

"If you have an ex, you must never tell me that I have the illusion that I have you completely, even if it is an illusion, it is good."

"Men should be shameless, what do you mean 'I don't want to tell her what other people say'? What other people said? She didn't see it, it was you who said it!"

"Women can only listen to their own love words, it is too pitiful; if someone can tell her, it will be too happy, I think, you must not be a poor girl, but a happy girl."

"Being shy in front of your girlfriend means that she is very special to you. If you can really face each other calmly, there are only two possibilities. Either you have already decided to marry her, or you have already decided to break up with her. "

"It's really strange. You are a big man, and you have a good feeling for a beautiful girl. You actually want her to take the initiative and expect her to tell the truth? The maturity of a girl is completely reflected in her proficiency in the technology of deception. of."

"What about the man?"

"A man's maturity is entirely reflected in whether he is willing to cooperate with the girl's deception."

"Anyway, I'm the kind of stingy man who won't let his girlfriend go out in a short skirt. If there is a single man who says in front of me that my wife is so cute, I will blow his head off."

...Looking through the records, I probably said these interesting things.

Even if there are more, I don't bother to read them... because there are already [-] words.

So, the author group is really a magical place. I write sentences there, and I have more inspiration than here. Do you think it is magical?

It's you, it's you: NO.1 Rain!ice!Blood!fog!

Long Street, night rain.

It rains here during the day, of course there is no reason why it cannot rain at night.

If Yuan Zhuzui saw Bai Yin now, he would definitely smile and say, we haven't started drinking yet, why are you so drunk.

If Bai Zixu hadn't been drunk, he would never have chosen to call Yuan Zhuzui first before the murderous intent of the three hidden witches at 270, and they chatted for a full 5 minutes.

In particular, he was accompanied by Miao Wuwu.

If Bai Zixu hadn't been drunk, he would never have smiled so brightly, as brightly as a sword shining brightly, a sword about to kill.

He was also really drunk.

What made him drunk was not Xifeng, not sake, not Baofeng, not Daqu, not Maotai, and not Erguotou.

It is the "joy" and "joy" that he uses to "bind the gods".

Humans and gods evolve in all directions, and even immortals will of course evolve. Therefore, the emotional locks that could seal the gods in their hearts are not enough now.

Therefore, when Bai Yin set foot on this country, all the emotions he expressed were indifferent, smiling lightly, speaking lightly, and looking lightly.

Because, he can only feel this level of mood swings.

It's like drinking water with water.

Wine mixed with water is like a girl who doesn't cherish herself, it's hard for men to like it.

Fortunately, now, he doesn't need to mix water.

So now, he doesn't have to fade away.

Go fucking be a fairy, go fucking calm!

To enjoy this unprecedented joy, to surf like the waves, to drink, to touch Miao Wuwu's cat ears, to chat with good friends on the phone, and to kill!

Kill 13 fucking ducks!

Bai Yin pursed his lips, and the pouring rain blocked his eyes.

But his eyes are really bright, like a man who doesn't want to get drunk when he drinks.

Drunkenness, in a sense, is like suicide. When a man wants to be drunk, nothing can stop him from snoring.

And when a man doesn't want to get drunk, his eyes will become brighter and brighter, as bright as a sharp sword in his hand.

"Do you like to get in the rain?" Bai Yin turned his head and looked at Miao Wuwu with smiling eyes.

"Have you ever seen a cat like to be in the rain?" Miao Wuwu was annoyed.

Bai Yin said: "Then you are still here in the rain?"

Miao Wuwu's eyes widened: "I'm not stupid! I ran to shelter from the rain, wouldn't it be more difficult for you to protect me?"

Bai Yin laughed out loud, as if he heard some joke, he laughed very happily.

You're right, cat girls look silly, and sometimes act silly, but they're not silly at all.

She knew that as long as she stood here, no matter how blood flowed into the river later, there would not be a single drop of blood on her shoes.

So of course she has to accompany the male master here in the rain.

It would be great if there were more such smart and lovely girls in the world.

It's a pity that there are more women in this world who seem to be smart but are actually very stupid.

This kind of woman often hurts those men who really love him, perhaps because they can get some seemingly rich resources from this process.

Or, they can only hurt these people.

If Bai Yin was surrounded by this kind of woman, she might start running away now, because it seemed that those ducks were killing Bai Yin, not her.

It's a pity that there are many such stupid women, and there will be more and more of them.

Perhaps, they enjoy the feeling of playing with men in the palm of their hands and protecting themselves wisely.

Bai Yin shook his shoulders and took off his windbreaker.

He said, "Come closer."

"What are you doing?" Miao Wuwu squinted, "I don't wear this kind of windbreaker that who knows what kind of murder weapon is inside!"

Listen to what girls say.

So this sentence should be interpreted like this: This clothes can protect you better if you keep it on your body. It doesn’t matter if I get caught in the rain.

Look, isn't it a very cute girl?

Bai Yin didn't say anything else, just said it again.

"Come here."

"……Oh."

Come over obediently.

Bai Yin's windbreaker is big and wide, it is a windbreaker on him, but it can be used as a quilt when it is changed to Wuwu Miao.

When the black windbreaker was about to fall on the cat girl's head.

The rain behind him suddenly broke.

What was about to be broken was Bai Yin's neck.

The blade could cut through raindrops, and of course it could cut through his skin, his muscles, his blood vessels, his neck bones.

When these are all cut open, even if he is Bai Yin, he will die.

This is the hidden priestess, cultivated in the darkest place in the world, with the cruelest means, to form the deepest shadow and the sharpest blade.

They will always appear in the blind spot of your perspective. When you see their knives, the knives must have cut your neck or heart.

Bai Yin didn't make any moves.

He didn't even turn his head.

He just focused on covering the cat girl's ears, soft neck, and slender waist with his windbreaker.

Don't let her get in the rain again.

As if it was the most important thing in the world.

For Bai Yin, this is the most important thing in the world.

And the blade that cut the raindrops failed to cut his neck in the end.

Because before it touched Bai Yin's skin, a flower bloomed from the chest of the knife wielder.

Exuding a faint cold air, delicate ice flowers.

It crushed the heart, crushed the skin, and stood proudly in the rainstorm, letting the water wipe off the blood on its surface.

But this is not a one-on-one fight, it's a siege.

The knife sharpened in the shadows, even the eyes are black, and of course the heart is not white.

In a blink of an eye, countless raindrops were cut open.

Some of them waved towards Bai Yin, and some towards Miao Wuwu!

Bai Yin may be invulnerable, but no matter how invulnerable a person is, he can also have weaknesses, and that weakness is Miao Wuwu.

So, at this moment, 65 raindrops split into two halves!

Therefore, at this moment, 65 blades swung out, with awe-inspiring killing intent!

So, in the next moment, 65 ice flowers bloomed and stood proudly.

So, in the next instant, 65 figures fell down without a sound.

And from the beginning to the end, Bai Yin smiled and smoothed Miao Wuwu's collar, so that the windbreaker could better protect her from the rain.

The girl's upturned face was reflected in those smiling eyes.

It was clearly such a chilling occasion, she tried her best to purse her lips, trying to make an expression suitable for the current atmosphere, but she couldn't help laughing.

The cutest and most beautiful time for a girl is when she tries to keep a straight face but can't help but laugh.

If at this time she couldn't help but still have the blushing blush on her cheeks, then she was really a cute girl.

She was so cute, so cute that Bai Yin couldn't help but look at her for a while, and saw a breath of air mixed with water mist being inhaled into her lungs, and then exhaled again.

And in the time of this one breath, another 24 ice flowers bloomed, and another 25 breaths that stopped forever.

Bai Yin finally stopped looking at Miao Wuwu.

He also didn't look at the ninety corpses that would never breathe again and the ninety red and blue roses on the corpses.

The red is blood, the blood from the heart.The blue one is ice, ice from the Snow Maiden.

He just looked up and looked at the dark clouds in the sky.

The rain became heavier and heavier, until it became foggy.

Not too big or too small, just enough to cover the entire street, fog.

It was you, so it was you: NO.2 Are you going tonight?Going right now!

When I saw Yuanzhu drunk again, the parents were sitting in the ramen shop drinking.

Drink with a straight face.