my monster girlfriends

Sure enough, you just want to see my jokes! ?

Hard!

The claws are hard! !

Regardless of what Miao Wuwu was thinking... Bai Yin was still talking to himself.

"Let me take a look... let's start with this 'Full of Love and Superb Omurice'." Wei Dun, "The general process is..." Hold the tomato sauce with one hand, and make a fist with the other hand to look cute While saying Master が 大好 き だ (I like Master the most), write the equivalent Japanese with ketchup'."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the cat girl, "I won't force you... Japanese is not required to write, you just keep this movement, say the lines above, and then write 'full of love' in Chinese. gone."

Miao Wuwu: "..."

The cat girl was furious: "So this is still called 'not forcing'!? No matter how you think about it, that Japanese is easier to write than the square characters you speak! Hey! You must really embarrass me! Absolutely!"

"You have wronged me." Bai Yin teased, "I ask you, can you write Japanese?"

Miao Wuwu: "..."

of course not.

"But I can speak English!" The cat girl bargained hard, "Can I write 'love master'?"

Bai Yin looked serious.

"I'm a native of Xia." He said solemnly, "I don't allow words other than my native language to appear on my lunch."

"..."

Miao Wu Wuxin said that I believe you have ghosts!Such words are not convincing from you who are sitting in the Sakurajima Maid Cafe right now! ?

"However... as the saying goes, do as Romans do, I'm not the type who insists on eating pork in temples." Bai Yin changed the subject, "Since I'm sitting here now, there's no need to put on airs..."

Miao Wuwu's pupils lit up.

"So." Bai Yin said leisurely, "If you can write it in Japanese...it's not impossible."

"..."

...In the end, Miao Wuwu finished writing the four words "full of love" with difficulty.

The lines, of course, were spoken.

Of course...the maid's lines, spoken in a charming voice, are like the wings of a bird, tickling the customers' hearts.

When I came to Miao Wuwu, although I spoke in a soft voice,... no matter how I listened to it, there was a feeling of being forced to open for business after the students shouted "study makes me happy" in the morning class...

Fortunately, Bai Yin let her pass this test.

He's not a devil after all...

"Very good." Commissioner Bai, who is not a devil, clapped his hands. "Although the words seem to have been scratched by your claws, considering that this is the first time you have written with ketchup, you have passed this round."

At this moment, Miao Wuwu had the idea of ​​crying out loud.

Really, it's not easy...

And immediately... "idea" became "impulse".

Because, just when she put down the ketchup... a calm word was passed on.

"Now that this is done," Bai Yin said, "Let's do it again."

He looked at the cat-eared girl whose eyes were full of astonishment, puzzlement, shock, and doubt, and smiled lightly.

"Don't forget." Picking up the menu, "You ordered two omelets."

"..."

This experience made Miao Wuwu understand a truth——

How important it is to master a foreign language.

......

An hour later, Bai Yin was walking on the street after the rain, with a slight smile on his face, and the corners of his lips were slightly hooked. It was rare to see a spring breeze on his face. It felt like he had just soaked in a hot spring, and was even fucked by a beautiful girl from Sakurajima. Set of body massage.

In stark contrast to him was Miao Wuwu behind him. The girl with cat ears lowered her head and walked slowly. Her footsteps were as heavy as a primary school student who was called to the office. Even her furry ears and tail were drooping feebly. They all read "Meow's life is not worth it".

This is normal, anyone who wears a maid outfit with cat ears and cat tails in public and does those extremely shameful behaviors will not have any spirit...

It can only be said, "Hate the little non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband", here at Bai Yin, Ms. Miao Wu Wu finally paid the price for the willfulness of the cat in the past.

Oh yes, these words are from the copper pot willow.

It's you, it's you: NO.28 Finale Kite and String

(2800 words)

After all, Miao Wuwu is a character full of vitality. It didn't take long for her to get rid of the shadow of just now and return to the state of ignorance.

Bai Yin and Miao Wuwu just walked on the road like this, sometimes chasing and sometimes very slowly. It is rumored that there is a road in Sakurajima, and there are [-] cherry blossom trees beside the road. When it is in full bloom, the falling petals are like the sky. Rolling debris.

Of course, there are far more flowers on this island than cherry blossoms. Daffodils and marigolds bloom in January, followed by brilliant rapeseed, pink cherry blossoms and white and red plum blossoms. Cherry blossoms can always bloom in different varieties and locations. From late April to May, calamus and rhododendrons will appear one after another.

Bai Yin told these to Miao Wuwu, who took his hand and commented: "Compared to the long road with [-] cherry trees, I still think the commercial street with [-] kinds of game discs is more interesting. .”

Bai Yin smiled and said, "What a coincidence, I feel the same way now."

"Now?"

"Now I'm with you, so what you feel is touching, of course I feel touching too."

"Hey, it's really nasty." The cat girl shook off her master's hand in disgust, like a cat shaking off the dew on her body, "Go tell your Snow Girl and Your Highness the Princess about this."

Then he walked forward quickly, walking in front of Bai Yin, jumping up and down with his hands behind his back.

From the gap between the collar and the flaxen hair, the cut neck was pink.

It was already afternoon, and the sky and the ground gradually turned yellow. Behind the half-hidden cherry blossom trees, a fire-like red light enveloped the earth.

They walked along the narrow passage, surrounded by not-so-tall buildings on the left and right, and next to it was a store selling game discs. On the cover of the package were a murderous man and a female agent with a thin waist and long legs.

"Oh! It's Li Sanguang!" Miao Wuwu's eyes lit up.

"Who is that?" Bai Yin wondered.

A few years ago, he still had time to stay at home and play games. In the past few years, with the increase in his abilities, he has been assigned more and more tasks by Xue Sheng, and the difficulty has become less and less human. The rare leisure time, or Go to the snowy mountain to chat with the little goblin, or watch it at home with Miao Wuwu, and in the past six months, I have to stop by the Lord Demon Emperor to accompany His Highness the Princess, fulfilling my boyfriend's responsibilities... I really don't have time to play games.

Please note that the "boyfriend's responsibility" here refers to spiritual entertainment such as chatting, playing with, feeding, etc., and there is absolutely no other intention that cannot pass the trial...

Besides, for a man like Bai Yin, who can play casually for half an hour and can model the designer's mentality, there are very few games, what fun can he bring...

I think all men will go through this process. When they are most interested in games, they will always be unable to play games due to some practical reasons; and when they grow up, have rich wallets, and have accounts full of games, Top-end game equipment, and even a lot of free time... But they have lost interest in continuing. Only the game mall that they occasionally visit, there are still some traces of the past, just like the pictures drawn on their wrists when they were young. On the contrary, it records the happiest time.

Through Miao Wuwu's explanation, Bai Yin knew that Li Sanguang was the male protagonist of a certain work in the "Resident Evil" series, and his real name was Leon. This nickname refers to his style of "killing, burning, and stealing"...

It seems that she really likes these things, and she seems to be glowing all over when she talks about them. It is rare for Bai Yin not to tease the cat girl.

He suddenly remembered what Xue Sheng asked. The latter said, are you sure you don't want to raise your cat?She is actually very talented and understands you very well. Maybe she will be your best assistant. If you want, I can find a teacher for her, and save you always acting alone, lonely like a web hero.

"She may not want to."

"She may not be unwilling." Xue Sheng said, "Although I don't really want to meddle in your personal affairs, I think it's better to remind you that you are raising her as a canary."

"Then how do you know what Canary is thinking?" Bai Yin asked back, "Maybe after I tell her such a request, she will agree, train herself, make herself suffer a lot, and try to keep up with me." Rhythm, but..."

"But it's only her choice 'for you', not 'for herself'... is it?"

Xue Sheng smiled when he said this, it was a weird smile, but his eyes were very gentle, as if he was looking at the shadow of the past.

Since then, the bureau chief has never mentioned similar things again, as if he gave up the idea of ​​persuasion, but Bai Yin always has a feeling, as if the reason why Xue Sheng asks this question is not because he really wants Miao Wuwu to learn something What, just firm Bai Yin's thoughts.

Bai Yin doesn't know if this is an illusion, because he has never seen through Xue Sheng's thoughts, just like looking up at the highest mountains and rivers, it is there, standing upright for thousands of years, never dodging the gaze of looking up, but it can't reach People of his height can only see the rocks beyond the clouds.

If Xue Sheng really thought so, then he seemed to be right again.

Yes, it is of course good for Miao Wuwu to keep like this.

Bai Yin never had any hope for her, this is of course not contempt, but pampering, supreme pampering, just like if parents really dote on their children, they will not instill in him any "what will you do when you grow up?" How" expectations.

She just needs to be like this, always lively and energetic, always carefree, and never take responsibility, what kind of relationship she hopes to have with him, that kind of thing doesn't matter at all, the main favorite, lover, husband and wife, even father Female, whatever is fine.

She will always be his Miao Wu Wu, the "mortal nature" who counts as immortals, and the "human" side of Bai Yin.

This is enough.

"Ah!" The meow star seemed to have finally struggled out of his enthusiasm, looked at the time, and was shocked, "It's over, it's been a long time!"

"It's okay." Bai Yin expressed tolerance, "I don't mind listening to you..."

Miao Wuwu patted her head: "Now I have less time to play!"

Bai Yin: "..."

I knew it.

He first paid the bill to Miao Wuwu and bought the old game, and then said with a cold expression, "Why don't you go now?"

Ignore her and go out on her own.

Just as Miao Wuwu was about to follow quickly, the old grandpa who collected the bill called her: "Hey, hey, lovely Miss Cat, don't forget your game!"

"Oh, thank you!" Miao Wuwu grabbed the bag.

"You're welcome, you're welcome." The old man smiled, "Is he your elder brother?"

"No, there is no blood relationship."

"That's boyfriend and girlfriend?"

I would rather...

By the way, grandpa, are you gossiping a bit?Or is it that old people like to ask this kind of question?

Miao Wuwu thought so in her heart, and shook her head.

"Oh, isn't it?" The old man was a little surprised, "It seems that I have misjudged... But, it's not your brother, nor your boyfriend, who actually looks at you with that kind of eyes."

Miao Wuwu was stunned for a moment: "What look?"

"Very gentle and gentle eyes, as if hiding the sunlight outside the door." The grandfather said with a smile, "You must have a good relationship, right?"

He blinked, "He is a very handsome young man! If you have the opportunity, you should seize it, the speed of a man's change of heart is like a car on a track!"

——Well, people in grades really like to say this kind of thing, like persuading young people to cherish the people around them...

It is estimated that I want to use this to recall my beautiful youth that has passed away.

It's just that Miao Wuwu couldn't help but feel a stir in his heart... so he looked at me like that just now?

At that time... what was he thinking?

Suddenly a voice pulled her out of her thoughts, and when she raised her head, it was Bai Yin who had stopped not far away.

He stood there with a calm tone:

"Please note that we have at most three hours left."

"I know, I know, here I come!"

The cat girl carried the bag and chased after it, like a long line chasing a kite flying into the sky.

The string and the kite are joined together in the dim yellow light and shadow.

"What were you doing there just now, there are still games you want in the store?"

"That's not it... just talked to the old man."

"Oh? What did you say?"

"Say there's something hidden in your eyes...maybe it's some kind of desire for a petite and cute catgirl?"

"...Am I some kind of criminal who stalks high school girls? And how many times have I said it, I still prefer those who are over 1.6 meters tall. Even if I stalk, I will definitely stalk that kind..."

"What's the matter with 1.5 meters eight! Ah? What's the matter with 1.5 meters eight!? Believe it or not, I will step out in high heels tomorrow?"

The aftermath of the torrential summer rain in the morning seemed to be completely over at this moment. The long wind was blowing, mixed with the fragrance of flowers, plants and soil, the humidity and the glow blended together, and condensed steaming water vapor.The dim yellow sun falls and sinks into the misty mist, refracting rainbow-like colors.

Those two hands were finally held together again, the big palm and the small palm closely connected the elongated reflection behind them into a whole.

[Miao Wuwu's favorability has increased. 】

It’s You, It’s You: The End Call