my monster girlfriends

As for why it is a local characteristic industry...

"Role-playing" is another thing for those who are purely used as clothes racks. The maids in this kind of shop don't care about black and white silk or how short the skirt is. When customers come, they have to order, right?

This necessitates communication.

Then, you can imagine how you would feel if the maid said, "Gou Xiujin Sama, would you like something to eat?"

...In short, when you come to this kind of shop, even if you can't find a professional one, anyway, absolutely absolutely, you can't go to a place where the maid is of the same nationality as yourself, otherwise, you can experience that the hot pot that starts with the word "海" The waiter in the store, under the crowd in the lobby, sings happy birthday to you loudly, this level of sourness...

...Don't ask me why I feel so empathetic when I write this paragraph, I refuse to answer this question.

"Ah, sure enough... It is a dish with simple ingredients and not necessarily delicious, but it is marked with a number that is clearly a scam... No one will comment." Miao Wuwu flipped through the menu, "The money in the dead house is really easy to make..."

"Attention, students from China and Belarus." Bai Yinxu raised his eyes, "Before you said this, you had already ordered two 'Full of Love Omelet Rice' and one 'Coffee, let's work hard today' , a 'Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Sundae', and 'Curry Rice with Unprecedented Experience'... From this point of view, you are more dead than a dead nerd."

He folded his hands and held the bridge of his nose.

"And, those above are all cards I swiped."

At this time, Commissioner Bai's eyes were as sharp as the male owner who just found out that his ID card was bitten by a cat:

"Are you finished eating!?"

Miao Wuwu silently glanced to one side.

"Cough, actually cat girls have two stomachs..."

"Huh?" The voice was drawn out.

"...can't finish it."

... I knew I couldn't finish it!Sure enough, I ordered it with the idea that "the owner will help me anyway"!I have been cooking for you for several years, how can I not know your appetite! ?

"I can help you with the unfinished part." Bai Yin said, "but... what can you pay?"

Miao Wuwu thought for a while: "An opportunity to verify some data in the paper above?"

"Come on..." Bai Yin seemed to think of something, and raised the corners of his lips, "After the dishes are served, I will order a maid to serve in person."

Miao Wuwu was puzzled: "Original maid service is part of the dishes... Otherwise, why do you think it's so expensive? I really think it's like steamed buns on a takeaway order, adding the title of 'Two-dimensional' can sell for 40 How much?"

"No." Bai Yin said, "The maid I ordered, she serves for free, and she is willing."

Miao Wuwu was surprised: "There are such lowly maids in this store?" He paused, "Wait, isn't it the first time we come to this store? How do you know what's in the store..."

The cat girl's voice became smaller and smaller.

Because, through the male master's direct, interesting eyes, she suddenly remembered... At this moment, in this shop, not only those who are paid are dressed in maid outfits.

There is another one...with cat ears and cat tails, the level of realism is beyond the limit (because it is real), and it just happens to be wearing a maid outfit...a bitch.

Ah no, cheap meow.

"...Master." Chimiao stood up silently, "Actually, I suddenly felt that I'm not that hungry..."

"Hey, you can't say that." Bai Yin stretched out his hand, pressed the narrow shoulders, and pressed the cat girl on the seat, "Playing video games for an hour or two will consume a lot of energy. You see, your figure is so worthy of pity , Eat more to ensure growth."

Miao Wuwu stood up again: "I think some of the prices in this store are really unreasonable. How about I return a few dishes first?"

Then, was pressed again.

"Don't worry." Bai Yin stretched out his hand, "The reason why men want to make money is so that when they bring out a cute, straightforward and sensible girl like you, you can say 'this is so beautiful, let's buy it', and It's not like 'let's buy this real deal'."

His voice at this time is very similar to a reliable adult male in his 40s and [-]s, "Spend whatever you want today, as I said."

When a man says to a girl: "Spend whatever you want, we have plenty of money"...it means, either, he is her father; or, he wants her to be called her father.

And Bai Yin is a man who has escaped from the vulgar tastes... He doesn't want the master-meow relationship to become a father-daughter relationship at all, he just wants Miss Miao Wuwu to do something that suits the clothes she is wearing at this time.

Miao Wuwu looked at the cafe full of people, and her voice sounded like she wanted to cry: "...Actually, Master, we can wait until we go back... when there is no one..."

"Okay." Bai Yin said, "As long as you can make this... um, what is the name of this dish, let me see... oh, I'll agree with it."

Miao Wuwu: "..."

......

......

"Miss, excuse me."

"Hello, Master, I am your caring maid Jiang." The maid walked over, "Do you need anything?"

"That...cough." The man's eyes drifted away, "I have something to ask, please."

Oh, there should be contact information... The maid thought.

Just when the girl was ready to say "Maid sauce belongs to everyone", the man stretched out his hand and pointed to the side quietly, "So you still have cat-eared maids in your store? It's still like this!" The realistic one! Well, when the dishes are served later, can you give me a try too?"

The maid first responded subconsciously: "I'm sorry, we don't have this kind of service in our store, and..." and turned her head in the direction.

Then, looking at the trembling cat ears not far away, I fell into silence...

The man obviously misunderstood something: "That, that, is it some hidden item that is not written on the menu? In fact, you can pay more..."

...It took a lot of effort for the maid to explain clearly to the customer that there is really no such hidden service in their store.

Then, he bit his lip, thought for a while, and decided... to report to the boss first.

The boss is a reliable adult male in his 30s. After seeing this scene through the surveillance, he held back for a long time before uttering a word.

"This...is here to mess things up!"

"Then what should we do?" the maid asked worriedly.

"Leave it alone for the time being." The boss said in a steady tone, "If it's really a newly opened store that plans to step on us to promote it, then let them know that we are not easy to bully!"

Just when the maid was overwhelmed by the boss's arrogance, the latter suddenly asked: "If you are asked to wear cat ear hair accessories, will you accept it?"

The maid was stunned: "If it's just cat ears, it's not a big deal..."

"What about the cat's tail? Hey, from the surveillance, how did the cat's tail achieve such a realistic level? It's still moving! Wait... Could it be possible? Could it be that it's being clamped by muscles?" the boss asked. With a serious face, "Uiyichan, if it's such an intrusive tail, do you think it's possible..."

"...boss, this is harassment."

"No, this is a very serious discussion. It's up to everyone in the coffee shop tomorrow! Seriously, why don't I go find a way to buy one first, and you try it first and tell me how you feel..."

"Hello, Mr. Police, my current location is..."

"Don't call the police directly!"

......

Not to mention the background situation.

Here, Bai Yin sat on the couch in the coffee shop in a rather leisurely posture.

Just now, when the omelet was served by the maid, he politely rejected the other party's "derivative service" and only asked roughly what steps would be required afterward.

Then...he asked the maid to step back.

At the same time, with the eyes of "do you remember?", I glanced at the cat girl who looked like she was experiencing the end of the world.

"...I said I didn't remember, okay?" the cat girl begged.

"It's okay, I've already remembered it." Bai Yin smiled, "I've done something wrong, I will remind you..."

He stretched out his hand and made a "please" gesture.

"let's start."

It’s You, It’s You: NO.27 Four Scenes: The Death Scene of Cat Maid Club

Miao Wuwu raised her head with a look of grief and indignation:

"You, you... are you really going to do this?"

Bai Yin chuckled lightly.

"It's not enough yet."

"..."

There are few beings who understand Bai Yin better than Miao Wuwu.

At least, in terms of "everyday disposition", even Miss Xueli is slightly inferior.

Therefore, Miao Wuwu is very clear.

Since the hero said "it's not perfect yet", it means...if now, she still wants to be cute and pass the test.

Then in a while, it is very likely that you will face a "more extreme" request...

The horrible kind.

It is comparable to "the waiter at the hot pot restaurant heard that today is your birthday, so in order to celebrate, he held longevity noodles and danced for you in the public".

About five seconds of silence.

Our Miao Wuwu raised his face again.

That expression, like a student who is going to report at school tomorrow but hasn't even touched his winter vacation homework.

Or, the sound of the door opening when the mother came home sounded downstairs, but the garbage at home was not taken out, and the floor was not mopped.

Or, the girlfriend called and said that I was coming to your house soon, and there was still a young man with an unknown smell of paper balls in the trash can in his bedroom.

...In short, it's that expression of "ready to face a miserable life" and "there's nothing to be afraid of".

But... as the saying goes, attacking the body is the bottom, attacking the mind is the top.

A female lecturer who is proficient in human nature can get a man to pay her 18 in three sentences.

As for Commissioner Bai, it only takes one sentence to destroy the indifference of a cat.

Behold, he reaches for the menu.

open.

The eyes stay in one place.

Then speak:

"Anyway, come one by one."

Miao Wuwu heard some very bad news:

"...One, one, one, come?"

"Of course." Bai Yin took it for granted, "The rules here, five dishes, five services... Could it be possible that you forgot the meal you ordered yourself?"

"..."

In other words, I have to die at least five times, right?

Yeah? !

ah? ? ! !

... Such vicious words, of course, cannot be said.

The cat-eared girl pleaded:

"Master...can we switch to reproduction services?"

"As long as you can bear it, master, don't say it five times... I can do it fifty times!"

I have to say... put aside the remnants of the body.

Miao Wuwu in this dress is really alluring.

Sweet voice.

Pretty appearance.

Warm, like dewy eyes.

I believe that almost all men will readily agree to such ambiguous hints...no, when they are made explicit, I think tonight will be "Golden Lema Neighboring Green Grassland, Yulou People Drunk Apricot Blossom Sky".

(Note: From Tongbo Liu.)

"almost"

"It's a good idea. I'm an upright commissioner of the Countermeasures Bureau." Bai Yin said, "Besides...that kind of service, how can it be so interesting?"

Miao Wuwu: "..."