The King of Variety Entertainment

As soon as they heard that class flower Li Xintong would be there soon, the four big men couldn't sit still in the middle of the slope stage, they stood up and slid down, wanting to be the first to show love to Li Xintong.

For this reason, the four big men began to fight again, who was the first to invite Banhua to dinner, who would pay the bill today, and who would send Banhua home after the KTV ended. When the audience almost laughed out loud, Banhua Li Xintong came on stage.

Li Xintong, the class flower, was really pitiful to me, and her demeanor remained the same as before. The four big men were fascinated, and she vaguely found the feeling of first love that was ignorant back then.

The off-site director ordered: When the four of them saw the goddess in their dreams, they couldn't help but sigh with emotion at the ignorance and youthfulness back then. The versatile Lu Xun, one of the things he wanted to do the most back then was to sing to the goddess with a guitar.

Lu Xun was forced to pick up the guitar and stand on the slope to play the piano and sing for Li Xintong. Although he is a rapper, he still knows how to play an instrument. When he just played the guitar, his body would slide down involuntarily. He sang a song three times intermittently. Once I almost fell down.

After tossing Lu Xun, it was replaced by Ma Xin. Ma Xin was playing magic, conjuring flowers made of banknotes, and the aura of a local tyrant could be seen at a glance.

Cai Xiaofei was practicing kung fu and Wing Chun, while Lu Xun and Yang An made temporary guest appearances as human targets, fell down again and again, and slipped down from the top of the slope.

The goddess Li Xintong laughed and applauded, thanking everyone for their hard work, and said that she would also sing to add to the fun.

At this time, the off-site director ordered: The one thing Yang An wanted to do the most back then was that the goddess sang and he danced!

Yang An's expression was particularly rich, and he pointed to the sidelines and said, Hehehe, you changed the script again, didn't you? Why did you become me dancing, dancing on the slope? Does Teacher Lu dance?

The director outside the scene looked innocent, and raised the line manual in his hand: I don't know, the chief director asked me to read it that way.

Seeing Yang An's stunned look, the audience burst into laughter.

The audience in front of the TV was the same, many people applauded loudly, gloating and said: It deserves it! Didn't you say it at the Mid-Autumn Festival party? This episode will have the most serious and serious Tell-me in history! It's all about you!

The prelude to Tell-me sounded, and Li Xintong began to sing.

Yang An bit the bullet and danced, but it was so easy to stand on a 22.5-degree slope. Yang An accidentally fell down with a slap, and the music stopped instantly. When Yang An stood up tremblingly, where did the music stop? It's on, where did you pick it up, and continue to dance!

After the individual talent show, the four pretenders started chatting beside the goddess again.

Ma Xin has a big headache: It's not easy to make money these days. Last year, it made 300 million yuan. The company's financial statements are not good, and the shareholders have great opinions. It seems that next year's NASDAQ listing will fail again. It's difficult!

Cai Xiaofei deeply felt the same way: That's not true! Every day when I open my eyes, there are hundreds of my subordinates opening their mouths to eat. How can I support them? Dozens of brothers are locked in and waited for me to fish them out. Where does the money come from? The officials keep pouring money on me. There are tens of millions of money in the account every day, how to deal with it? I am so worried!

Lu Xun sighed: I'm also tired. A group of unfamiliar colleagues ask me to invite me to sing every day. The boss whose assets are less than 100 million invites me to go to commercial performances. I don't have time to go. I can't refuse too bluntly, otherwise my reputation will be bad. It sounds good! It's too hard to be a celebrity!

Yang An patted his thigh: The day before yesterday my phone ran out of battery and turned off. People in the entertainment industry couldn't contact me, so they all panicked. My good guy, I made hundreds of calls to the police!

Li Xintong applauded each classmate: You are amazing~~I adore you~~I envy you~~

The audience went crazy, stood up and cheered, applauded and screamed, these guys are so good at playing!

A classmate reunion is really the best of the world, and it's a human comedy, irony, great irony!

Careful viewers noticed,

Hey, is there another person? Where did Rong Feifei go? What role will she play?

No one expected that Rong Feifei would play a policewoman!

I saw Rong Feifei wearing a heroic police uniform, leading a few nurses in white coats, and using handcuffs to arrest the men who were lying on the ground, and said apologetically: Miss Li, these are all It's a patient who slipped out of Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital, didn't it cause you any trouble?

Are these four pretenders mentally ill?

I'm stupid!

The audience almost fainted, what a miracle!

Xin Tong, I will take you shopping in Dubai after I release you in a few days! Ma Xin shouted loudly, and was the first to be dragged away.

Let go of me, I'm the big brother, believe it or not, I'll cut you? Xintong, if your husband has a mistress in the future, ask me to help you catch the rape! Cai Xiaofei yelled, the second one was taken away, this person can talk ? Should be admitted to a mental hospital!

Xin Tong, I will send you my autographed CD by express when I go back. The collection is a limited edition. A set can sell for 1,000 yuan. Remember to collect the package, dear! pull away.

Xin Tong, do you want to play the leading role? I'll reserve the position of the heroine for you, let Zhang Meijun play your maid! Yang An yelled loudly, and was the last one to be dragged away.

The audience laughed, and the four mental patients had to put on a show before they left. This kind of display disease really penetrated into the bones.

There were only two people left at the scene, Li Xintong stammered and said, Officer, you don't want to arrest me too, do you?

Rong Feifei said: Of course not, Ms. Li, I want to remind you that the next time you attend a class reunion, you must have an AA system, preferably a buffet, don't drink and sing, try to return to campus, and work together to find the relationship between classmates. The most simple and simple. In addition, don't believe what men say, men love to brag, do you know what the four of them did before they were admitted to the mental hospital? Ma Xin was moving bricks at the construction site, and Cai Xiaofei was a temporary urban management assistant , Yang An is doing chores at the TV station, and Lu Xun is the drummer for the band, listen to what they said just now? This is all blowing up!

Ha ha ha ha! There was warm applause from the audience, all the actors left the stage, the Slippery Joke unit ended, the audience cheered, and the program entered the commercial time.

There were voices of praise on the Internet one after another, and countless people immediately started to leave messages.

In addition to seeing the superficial joy of the program, many people also read the hidden meaning behind Student Reunion.

I said why did I come up with a class reunion theme, so that's what I meant! Indeed, the current class reunions have changed, and they are all places where good students show off. Every year, I don't bother to attend the reunion!

That's right, the big brother from the black society just now must have been bullied all the time in school, subconsciously he can step on other people to play with when he develops subconsciously! Oh, he is a temporary urban management coordinator, and he hires two people as bodyguards, So you can pretend that you are the eldest brother? It’s like at the class reunion, someone drives a rented Mercedes-Benz BMW and insists that it’s your car, don’t see this kind of thing too often!”

That's right, that foreman, who throws gold bricks when they meet, is not vulgar! Last year I participated in the class reunion, and a wealthy classmate gave everyone a Samsung mobile phone when they met, and told everyone how much I earned. , How successful I am, I feel disgusted by that smell of nouveau riche, Nima is like this contractor, he should be arrested and locked up in a mental hospital!

The roles of Yang An and Lu Xun are okay. According to the setting in the play, Yang An is moving machines in the theater, and Lu Xun is playing drums for the band. But there are a lot of people like this in the class reunion, and they are obviously not doing well, so you have to say how successful you are!

After laughing, it's thought-provoking. Jianghu Joke is a good program this time!

The audience finally realized the well-intentioned efforts of the Jianghu Talk program group, and realized that this is actually a satirical comedy. The program has improved a lot in an instant, and they went to the official website to like it!

The last segment is the mirror room. The audience has been laughing for 40 minutes, and they are full of anticipation for this new program. Many people have been looking forward to it since the Mid-Autumn Festival, and they have been waiting for this moment!

The audience watched the tidbits first, and basically laughed when they saw Yang An and Lu Xun interacting in the preparation area.

So this is the mirror room! Lu Xun imitated all of Yang An's actions and words, so I'm looking forward to it, look, Sister Xintong said it's not that simple, sure! Yang An is the best at tricking people!

Hahaha, as long as I see the expression on Yang An's face, I want to laugh before I even start!

A cheerful background song sounded, and Laughing and Talking about the Hero of the Mirror House Making Swords began.

With the first move, Lu Xun hit the ground. In just two minutes, Lu Xun was hit three times.

The audience in front of the TV laughed from the beginning to the end, especially the video with post-production special effects. The mischievous subtitles popped up at every funny place, making everyone laugh.

Finally, when she was on the stage, she saw Yang Daxia on TV say I don't love you anymore, Rong Feifei elbowed Yang An next to her.

Yang An pretended not to know: Why?

Rong Feifei pretended to be serious and asked, Did you really think that way?

Yang An laughed in surprise and said, Student, please, is that acting?

Seeing that Rong Feifei seemed unhappy, Yang An joked: You still talk about me, look at you, you pinched my face, shaking and pinching, did you really hate me so much at that time?

Rong Feifei laughed out loud, Please, that's acting too!

Yang An followed with a smile: That's it!

A warm atmosphere suddenly emerged between the two, and they laughed tacitly and continued to watch the show.

Rong Feifei suddenly remembered something, and asked with great interest: By the way, Sister Xintong discussed with me about how you can eat watermelon so fast? Do you have any tricks?

Yang An gave a wry smile: The trick to fart, of course I learned it! You don't know, I bought two big watermelons every day for a month, and I almost vomited!

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