The King of Variety Entertainment

The director outside the venue read the opening narration: Lu Xun, Yang An, Ma Xin, and Cai Xiaofei are classmates of Hongfeng High School. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, I organized a class reunion at KTV.

Ma Xin was the first to appear on the stage. After he entered the room, he directed the staff to move the cardboard boxes: Come here, put it here, put it here, the floor is slippery, be careful not to fall, it is full of precious gold bricks, be careful not to fall. Broken!

The audience laughed, just this broken cardboard box with Fruit Transfer printed on it, and there are gold bricks in it? Do you know how heavy gold is? Can gold bricks be broken?

After the staff left the stage, Ma Xin unbuttoned his suit and took out his fan to shake it. When everyone saw this attire, they laughed again and applauded continuously.

Ma Xin proudly introduced: I have worked as a contractor for several years, and I don't earn much, just a few hundred million! Look at this, a gold tie! There are only 88 pieces in the world, the same style as Bill Gates, and it weighs ten catties. , How? Shine or not? And this, underwear, woven of platinum fiber mesh, inlaid with 99 diamonds, looks low-key, but in fact luxurious, does not absorb sweat, is not afraid of water, never rusts, never smells! How about it, is it flashing or not? Look at the belt again, it is made of titanium alloy, ten times harder than the shell of the space shuttle, hey~ You see, it is still high-tech, enter the sixteen-digit password, there is no one in the world except me If you can untie it, it is definitely safer than the most expensive chastity pants in the world, how about it, flash or not?

Puff puff puff...

The audience in the audience burst into laughter collectively, and the audience in front of each TV even fell down on the sofa from laughter.

What kind of person is this? You're so narcissistic. What's the point of having money? Is a ten-pound tie heavy? Wearing diamond-encrusted underwear, isn't it painful? It's even safer than chastity trousers. The titanium alloy belt buckle... How did the director team come up with this? I really convinced this group of producers!

Ma Xin's face was extremely embarrassing, and he kept showing off the good things on his body, introducing this and boasting that: We have money, private order, so capricious...

Ma Xin is playing the role of a rich upstart, carrying a box of gold bricks with him, his whole body is covered with precious metals, flashing, indeed flashing, and Nima titanium alloy belt buckle, it really blinds the eyes of all the audience!

The off-site director waited for Ma Xin to finish his performance and informed Cai Xiaofei to appear on stage.

Cai Xiaofei is even more exaggerated, with a glossy back hair, black sunglasses, a V-neck vest, a big gold chain as thick as a baby's arm hanging around his neck, black pants and black leather shoes, all kinds of gaudy things are exposed on the skin Tattoo design, when he appeared on the stage, there were two burly men in full black suits and black sunglasses standing behind him.

Cai Xiaofei bent down very low, took the initiative to shake hands with Ma Xin, then turned his face to the two behind him and ordered: Call Boss Ma!

Boss Horse!

The two bodyguards in black were full of spirit, and their voices were loud. Ma Xin laughed dryly: It's okay, Brother Cai, do you bring all the bodyguards with you? I heard that you have become the eldest brother?

Cai Xiaofei bent over, and said modestly: Hahahaha, what big brother, those are all fake names! Brother, I have been around for a few years and I am not doing well, even if I have taken in more than 500 younger brothers, these two subordinates are not bad. People look like dogs, take them out today to see the world.

Ma Xin laughed: It's the first time we meet, let each of you reward a gold brick, and take it yourself!

After meeting, they rewarded gold bricks, even the bodyguards, and the audience shouted in unison, how rich they are to do such a thing of burning buns!

The bodyguard left, but Cai Xiaofei was still bent over. Ma Xin asked curiously: Brother Cai, is your waist uncomfortable? We haven't seen each other for ten years. Your deep V collar is so open, I can see two o'clock, what? Temptation by a real person? But let’s talk about the ugly words first, I’m not good at this...

The audience laughed, Cai Xiaofei's outfit is really revealing, and he always bends over when he wears a V-neck, it's no wonder he doesn't get noticed!

Cai Xiaofei hummed twice,

Deliberately holding up the huge gold necklace with both hands: This is too heavy, I can't lift my head up...

Ha ha ha ha!

The audience almost laughed and cursed, this is how much they love to show off the gold necklace, their waist is bent and they are reluctant to take it off, this Cai Xiaofei also has a problem, the same as Ma Xin, abnormal!

Ma Xin snorted, looked at the heavy gold tie and platinum underwear on his body, shook Cai Xiaofei's hand, and sighed: I feel the same way!

The audience laughed, these two idiots are purely torturing themselves, looking for a model!

Cai Xiaofei walked up the slope tremblingly and fell down once in the middle. After he sat on the sofa in the middle and put half of the big gold chain on the back of the sofa, he straightened his back comfortably.

Seeing a lot of sweat on Cai Xiaofei's forehead, Ma Xin handed over a towel: I'm so tired, let's wipe off my sweat!

Cai Xiaofei rejected it: No need, my tattoo is afraid of being wiped off with a towel, if it falls off, it will be invincible when I go out!

Puff haha... The audience was amused again, come on, this is the big brother of the black and seductive society, the audience thought mischievously, if there is a part of rubbing back in the bathhouse later, Cai Xiaofei dives into the water, the big gold chain will Won't it float? This is a big problem!

The off-site director called the third person to appear, this time it was Yang An.

Yang An's clothes were not as exaggerated as those of the first two. He was dressed like an ordinary person. He was on the phone while walking, looking very busy. Even Ma Xin raised his hand to greet him, signaling not to disturb him yet.

Yang An must have practiced it on purpose. The 22.5-degree slope cannot stop him from walking on flat ground. Of course, the special shoes under his feet may have added points.

I just heard Yang An say: Sister Zhang, I really don't have time to have dinner with you. I'm so busy every day. Dozens of investors line up with their checkbooks to invite me to dinner. It's not even once a month. Face... I know you want to act in this play, female number four is a supporting role of a maid, do you want it? Okay, then this role is reserved for you, no thanks, no thanks, what is the relationship between us, right, your kindness I'm sorry, I really don't have time to eat!

Hanging up such a high-profile phone call, Yang An pointed at the phone and laughed at the two of them: I really can't help it, Zhang Meijun is crying and shouting that she insists on acting in my movie, calls me every day, and insists on asking me out Eating is really annoying, and it’s even uncomfortable to attend a class reunion! Haha, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m late!”

Woo~~~

The audience roared with applause and roared with laughter. Zhang Meijun is a queen-level superstar in the domestic film industry. Hearing Yang An's words just now, she asked for a fourth female role after crying and begging. Ann's generosity is grateful!

The three praised each other, and finally it was Lu Xun's turn to play.

The door opened, and a guy wrapped in black, wearing a blue mask, big sunglasses covering half of his face, and a big-brimmed hat on his head came in. He quickly closed the door and put his head against the door, It seems to be listening to the movement outside.

The three of Yang An didn't know what happened, they looked at each other, pointed at this person and asked each other: Who is this? Hey Xiaofei, do all of you gangsters like to wear this outfit?

I don't know, I'm dressed in black and looks like FBI? CIA?

You uneducated, that's called MIB, man in black!

The man in black turned his head and took off the mask, but he was still wearing the toad mirror half of his face. He greeted them enthusiastically like this: Hello! Everyone is here, I am Lu Xun, don't you recognize me?

Yang An said: You are dressed like this, you really can't recognize it!

Lu Xun laughed: It's good if I didn't recognize you! Sigh, the current fans are so enthusiastic. Hundreds of thousands of female fans shouted every day to give birth to me. I was recognized on the plane. As soon as I landed, I found more than a hundred beauties guarding the exit, crying and shouting and my voice was hoarse, and they started chasing me from the airport, if I was caught by them, I would not see you today...

The four of them finally got together, and each showed their faces. They greeted each other warmly, you hugged me, and I patted him. 22.5 degrees gave everyone a happy show time. Once they hugged, they would always fall down several times, making people laugh.

Come, come, meet each other, one gold brick, everyone has a share! Ma Xin, a rich man, started to give benefits, and the gold brick was bigger than the brick, which was exaggerated to death.

Call me if you have any troubles, ask for bills, catch rape, seek revenge, rob projects, demolish houses, drive out hawkers, lend usury, bully elementary school students, do homework for winter and summer vacations, in short, in Hongfeng City, there are only things you can't think of, There is nothing that I, Cai Xiaofei, can't do! Cai Xiaofei, the eldest brother, also spoke, and the cowhide boomed.

Come here, here is my business card, please keep it! Yang An smiled and handed out business cards to everyone.

The three took it each, looked down, and Lu Xun asked suspiciously: The famous martial arts superstar Bruce Lee?

Ma Xin also scratched the back of his head: Why is Leonardo on your business card? The foreign actor who played the Titanic?

Cai Xiaofei stared at Yang An's business card, and read word by word: Temptation at midnight, call 153 for rich women...

Amidst the roar of laughter, Yang An quickly snatched back the business card in Cai Xiaofei's hand, put it away carefully, and put it back in the hands of Ma Xin and Lu Xun, pretending to be careless, and explained: These two cards may be taken Wrong, just interviewed Bruce Lee and Leonardo in the morning, they wanted to act in my play, I ignored them. Bruce Lee is not good at acting, Leonardo is too bad at acting, they just want to play number three and number four Male supporting role? No way! Come on, get another one, this is my business card.

Cai Xiaofei asked: Give me that...

Yang Ankong gave him a backhand slap: Go and play!

Cai Xiaofei dodged back and almost bumped into Lu Xun, complaining: Old Lu, why don't you take your sunglasses when you're already in the house? Can you see them?

Lu Xun sighed, and slowly removed the toad mirror that could cover half of his face, revealing the marks of red lips all over his face.

Hey! Old Lu, did you just finish eating secretly?

A female fan blocked you?

I didn't kiss your face to bleed, did I?

The three of them asked, and Lu Xun sighed softly: It's so enthusiastic, it's overwhelming! You don't know, I was recognized on the plane, and more than a dozen stewardesses took turns kissing me, so enthusiastic...

The warmest applause and cheers erupted from the auditorium, and the performances of the four pretenders came alive. This will bring great fun!

The director shouted outside the venue: Li Xintong, the class flower that everyone had a crush on back then, will be here soon!

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