The King of Variety Entertainment
Chapter 50 All colleagues want to poach Yang An
Rong Feifei was stunned by Yang An's answer. She and Li Xintong always thought that Yang An must have mastered some kind of trick to quickly eat such a large piece of watermelon. In the show, Yang An was shaking the clean melon skin, Chewing on stuffed watermelon, looking at Lu Xun with a smile on his eyes, it seems that he has not reached the limit of his speed, very relaxed.
Who knew that this seemingly smug and confident smile was actually so hard behind it, Rong Feifei's nose suddenly felt sore.
Hey, a watermelon weighs eight catties, and cut into six pieces. When I started practicing, it took me half a minute to eat one piece, and I was overwhelmed after eating two pieces. I sat there for half an hour and went to the bathroom to feel comfortable. Looking back, I thought about the speed. No way, I have to practice, keep eating! Watermelon is a diuretic, eat it before going to bed, and get up in the middle of the night, anyway, I have eaten enough watermelon this month... Oh, look at Lu Xun, haha, his His expression, his speed, are the same as mine at the beginning...
Yang An seemed to be okay, as if he was telling someone else's story, he pointed to the TV, and casually commented on his and Lu Xun's performance, with a very relaxed and cheerful tone.
Rong Feifei's mind is now full of the scene of Yang An trying to practice eating watermelon every day. Yang An said it was easy, but she seemed to see Yang An gritting his teeth and holding back the discomfort. If you are willing to give up, you must continue to challenge your limits.
Outsiders can only see Yang An's appearance on the surface, and never see the heavy price he paid behind it.
Outsiders will always only know that there is no creativity beyond Yang An's imagination, and they will never see how much effort he has put in behind it.
Outsiders will always only know that Yang An has made money and become famous, but they will never know how difficult it is for him to get to where he is today!
As long as she thinks of Yang An's indifferent expression on stage, and that face that is always happy, never complains of suffering or tiredness, and always maintains an optimistic face, Rong Feifei feels so sour, so blocked, so uncomfortable!
What's wrong with you? Oh my god, you're crying on such a funny show, I'm so embarrassed! Yang An accidentally glanced at Rong Feifei, and saw red circles under her eyes!
Rong Feifei snorted, cried and laughed, and patted Yang An's arm: Don't be poor! Why are you so stupid... Why are you working so hard for a show? Why bother?
Yang An understood, and laughed: What are you trying to do? You said eating watermelon, it's all for the effect of the show, it's really okay, there's no need to cry! I really like eating watermelon, it's delicious!
This bastard, the mouth of a dead duck is so hard, eating watermelon is like stuffing sausages, all squeezed together and stuffed into the throat, can it be comfortable like that?
Rong Feifei sniffled and pouted her mouth: Anyway, from now on, you are not allowed to drink alcohol, and you are not allowed to eat watermelon like in the show, and you are not allowed to belittle yourself...
Yang An gritted his teeth, deliberately bumped her with his shoulder, and winked: Hey, who are you, you are so strict, why should I listen to you?
Rong Feifei was about to stare again when Yang An's phone rang: Shh, don't make trouble, don't pinch me, it's my mother. Hey, mother, what's the matter...
Hey kid! Do you eat watermelon like you do? Why are you so disregarding your health? Let's see how I'll deal with you tonight... My mother roared on the phone, blaming me non-stop.
Yang An lifted the phone away from his ears, and helplessly shrugged at Rong Feifei. The two looked at each other, and laughed softly with their heads together.
On TV, Yang An's frantic behavior of eating melons shocked all audiences across the country!
Many viewers were stunned, all pointing at the TV, unable to utter a complete sentence.
My God... this man...
No way! This...is it forced in?
Impossible... Impossible... How did he do it...
Anyone who loves to watch TV has seen this?
There are indeed similar rumors in the world, such as a late-night show in the Netherlands,
The hostess is playing games with male guests naked... No, no, um, it should be a TV station in the United States. The hostess is wearing a wet transparent swimsuit and other female guests are playing in the water and shooting water guns... No, no, no Well, in short, there is no host like this among the serious variety shows in China!
This is too hard!
Zisong Satellite TV, the chief producer Wang Jian was watching TV at home. When Mirror House was over, he was still laughing just now, but soon fell silent again, picked up the phone and dialed out.
Hey, Mr. Guo, it's me. Did you watch Red Maple TV's Joking in the Rivers and Lakes just now? How is it? Isn't the show amazing?
That's right, it's not unreasonable for this little guy, Yang An, to rise so fast! I dare say that there is no one else in the TV circle who can do this, except him.
Tsk tsk, I didn't expect him to work so hard on the show. This young man is really rare! Director Guo, do you have any ideas?
Haha, Mr. Wang sees the same thing! How about we take advantage of the current chaos of Red Maple TV and poach him here?
Taiwan Master Guo still depends on you to come forward. This is what I think. It is best to dig him now. If he has no intention of changing jobs for the time being, let's pave the way and build a bridge first. When the time comes, we will dig someone!
Yes, let's do that!
Similarly, in another city, several leaders of Blue Ocean Satellite TV sat together and commented.
This Yang An is fierce enough! His ideas are novel, his actions are bold, and the most rare thing is that he is desperate to make a show, and he has an aggressiveness that is no one else!
That's right, have you noticed? He is really cruel to himself! Several times, for the sake of jokes, he just fell down so hard, without blinking his eyes! And eating watermelon, I can guarantee that he I have definitely practiced for a long time in the bottom! How difficult it is to think about it!
That's right, Old Liu. It's been a long time since I've seen such a commendable junior in the TV industry. You have to find a way to try to get Yang An to our station.
Then what about The Jokes of the Rivers and Lakes? I heard that he is a bought out independent producer, so I'm afraid he won't be able to bring it in.
It's just a program. Is our Blue Ocean Satellite TV short of a good program? What I want is Yang An!
The so-called experts watch the doorway, and laymen watch the excitement.
Many bigwigs in the TV circle are all interested in the sudden rise of Yang An, and they have sent people to find out, and poach people when they have the opportunity. They can not only attack competitors, but also strengthen their own strength.
Ordinary viewers pay attention to other things. The biggest climax of this episode of Jianghu Joke is Yang An eating watermelon in 3 seconds. After this episode was broadcast, countless netizens are all discussing this matter. There was a heated discussion in the space, and then it developed to the Jianghu Joke official website area.
At the moment, Song Xiaomei is busy issuing orders to her sailors to capture Haijiao.com, Huangyi.com, Maoclaw.com and other comprehensive entertainment portals. The main post is the post Yang An's magic skill eats watermelon in 3 seconds.
This trick is not new. My brother learned it a long time ago in order to pick up girls, and he eats it faster than him!
Upstairs, just brag about it! A watermelon that weighs a pound, you start now, and I will eat it in three seconds!
This MC is called Yang An, right? He is really desperate, this is a joke with his life!
My roommate doesn't believe in evil, just learned to try it, and vomited directly, hahaha!
All major forums are discussing this topic hotly. Netizens are either questioning the speed of video recording, or they are supporting Yang An. He tried it himself and calculated the fastest time to eat watermelon crazily.
An enthusiastic fan of the Mathematics Department of Hongfeng University of Science and Technology even obtained a set of data and wrote a paper with pictures and texts called On the Fastest Way to Eat Watermelon. The required strength and angle, and the slow-motion teaching video with dynamic graphics, this paper completely ignited the enthusiasm on the Internet!
Countless netizens commented on the paper: Worship the Emperor of Data! Brother, I'm going to buy a watermelon experiment!
Science changes life, and the mathematician is mighty!
After my own proof, the content of the thesis is informative and reliable, and the action tutorial is effective. I have increased the speed to less than 4 seconds!
Oh my god! My brother ate a piece in 3 seconds just now! It's unbelievable...
After the Mid-Autumn Festival, there are not many watermelons on the market, but after the broadcast of this episode, there are inexplicably more customers buying watermelons in fruit shops all over the country, which makes people who don't watch TV feel baffled.
Hype!
This is hype at all costs!
Yang An, who had been prepared for a long time, spent 500,000 water bills just to make himself famous, just like the concept of A4 waist was hyped back then, just to make everyone know it!
After the program was broadcast, Yang An's phone rang non-stop, and people he knew called one after another.
Huang Xiao from the Red Wolf Band called: Director Yang, you are so good, do you want to work so hard? I watched this episode from beginning to end, and I felt chills when I saw your tricks, Mr. Lu It’s too miserable, I’m so scared! Next time I’m on the show, you have to pay the announcement fee to suppress the shock, otherwise I won’t come!”
The second-rate little star Liu Susu called: Director Yang, yes, your tricks in Jianghu Joke have been upgraded a lot, can I treat you to dinner? Oh, I hate it, I just added a new crew , the investor wants to get to know you, and talk about being on the show!
Gu Yunfeng called: Director Yang, all seven portals and large forums are covered, and Huangyi.com is the fastest, and you have already made headlines in entertainment! Alright, Xiaomei and I will continue to stare at it, and the 500,000 will not be spent. , the hype is not over!
Li Song called and said, Congratulations, Xiao Yang, it's okay for the ratings to break 1%. Remember to come to Taiwan tomorrow to re-sign the contract. If you break 1%, you can be transferred to the prime time. It's clearly written in black and white!
Yang An had to deal with the phone calls for a while, and there were more text messages, forty or fifty were all congratulatory text messages, all of which were colleagues, friends, and partners at work.
Especially the text message from Mu Jianmin, which is concise and to the point, only two words: Okay! Do it!
Yang An smiled, and thought to himself, do you finally know the value of these 5 million flowers? In fact, you still earn!
On Monday morning, Yang An didn't even return to the company, and went directly to Red Maple Satellite TV.
Why are you here?
Heh heh, he has the contract in his hand, and it's time to settle the score!
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