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"Why am I a god?"
"Before I talk about it, I want to confess my sins."
On the high platform, An Lelang, who was wearing a black robe, spoke loudly.
"First of all, I who committed the crime of gluttony."
"Because the hunger in his belly snatched his body for food."
"And then, me who committed the crime of laziness."
"Extensively recruit believers, give them blessings, and provide them with the opportunity to discover the meaning of life from work."
"Next, I who committed the crime of lust."
"Seeing that the nun bestowed by God is beautiful, so..."
"I who committed the crime of jealousy..."
"I who committed the sin of arrogance..."
"I who committed the crime of rage...."
"In the end, it was me who committed the crime of greed."
"By unending greed, I have robbed...his power."
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Cthulhu style, this book is also called "Why am I a god?" "