[comprehensive] number one player

Under the long starry sky, the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy are fully armed. During the battle, the Supremes hired the Guardians of the Galaxy to help eliminate a super ugly interstellar octopus. The reason is that the noble Supremes do not want to face such an ugly species.

Plus five times more commission, please Kerrigan please stay out of the way. _(:з」∠)_, not everyone can afford the Zerg army based on the number of battles.

Since Rocket Raccoon made a fortune on Xandar, countless people who hired the Guardians of the Galaxy have learned to be good, such as commissions not based on the number of battles, overpaying team commissions to prohibit Kerrigan from doing anything, and other unspoken rules.

Why pay more, but people still keep sending money to the Guardians of the Galaxy?Ugh, it kind of looks like maybe Kerrigan's inexplicable idol (cross out) Mary Sue aura.

When the Guardians of the Galaxy were facing various dangers and fighting the interstellar octopus, Kerrigan was lying in the "360-degree suspension massager" presented by the Supreme Star fan group and enjoying the star spa. After Groot played music, Kai Regan swayed more relaxedly.

Kerrigan: It's so easy to make money

Star-Lord and others fighting hard: QAQ!

Across the monitor, behind the screen that is called monitoring whether the mercenaries are serious about their efforts, a group of glittering golden supreme stars are all staring at Kerrigan on the other side of the screen with fascinated faces.

"She's so pretty."

"That strong bone spur."

"Perfect body."

"yhooooooooooo~"

Behind him, the same golden high priest of the highest star stomped his feet, we are the supreme supreme star!How can you worship alien bugs!

Star-Lord and other members are responsible for making money to support the family, and Kerrigan is responsible for being beautiful, and a battle that is not easy is over.

Everyone: Wage increase!Kerrigan did nothing! !

Kerrigan: They just asked me to do nothing!

Saffy: Huh—dirty

Stupid author: Safi, you went to the wrong set, you should stay in the dark dimension set, it will be your turn in the next chapter, now you dirty demon king, get the hell out of here!

Safi: QAQ!

After receiving the commission for the highest star mission, the Guardians of the Galaxy, who were supposed to go on to the next mission or take a vacation, unexpectedly got into trouble again. The reason was that the itchy Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but took a few supreme star batteries, which attracted the highest star people "Pursuit".

"biubiubiu——"

Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon competed for the right to pilot the spaceship, while cursing and avoiding the pursuit of the Supreme Star Fleet.But inside the cabin, Kerrigan, Gamora, and Destroyer looked like lazy fish.

Gamora enjoyed the spa machine given to Kerrigan by the fans, while Destroyer slumped on the chair and closed his eyes to rest. When Star-Lord and Rocket were arguing fiercely, he closed his eyes and threw an empty wine bottle at him .

After enjoying the spa, Kerrigan was holding an alien book that he didn't know where to find, and was boringly flipping through it.Except for Xingjue and Rocket, no one on the spacecraft felt urgent about the "pursuit" of the Supreme Star.

"In such a calm environment, how can Xingjue and Rocket feel like running for their lives?"

Kerrigan threw away the books she didn't understand and looked outside the cabin, only to see a shining golden figure projected on the screen of a paramount unmanned airship. After seeing Kerrigan looking at her, she immediately exclaimed excitedly , and then the projection swayed for a while, probably because the driving Jin Yingying was knocked down by other Jin Yingying, the projection immediately changed a face, and immediately fell into a swing, and changed another face again,

Until the airship lost control and hit the meteorite, it still released a "biubiubiu——".

Looking at the "Goddess I Love You" fireworks written in the common language of the galaxy, Kerrigan looked indifferent: mentally retarded

High Priest of the High Star: Batteries? ? !Where did you go? :

Gold glitters: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!She's here!Look here!Goddess look at me~

The name is chasing, but it is actually an escort. The small broken spaceship of the Guardians of the Galaxy finally flew to a safer star area in the midst of the competition between the star-lord and the rocket. It will be arranged as "Goddess Kerrigan Meme Da" and "Goddess Goddess I Love You" for a while, trying to express all kinds of fancy confessions before losing motivation.

Groot: IamGroot~ (MD retarded)

…………

Just "stolen" the battery without any loss, and the spaceship sailed on an unfamiliar route. After discussing with the Guardians of the Galaxy, who were supposed to go to the Marauder Headquarters, they picked up a dilapidated spaceship that had lost power on the way. Why does the hapless kid trapped in the spaceship look so familiar?

Ronan has been a bit unlucky recently. After the Star Wars of Xandar, after paying Kerrigan's commission, the Nova Commander with nothing in his pocket turned his head and stared at Ronan the Kree who paid her a lot of money.

Thinking that Ronan, a member of the Accuser, would be able to use the prisoners of war agreement to redeem them for a good price, the Nova Commander, who was eager to get back his money, posted a price list of other prisoners of war to the entire galaxy at a low price that day. According to the Kree captured on the day of the war As expected, the Kerry people bought most of the prisoners of war the most quickly, and a small number of prisoners of war were bought by some customers who were particularly interested in them without knowing it.

The Nova Commander, who has recovered part of the funds, doesn't care who she sold it to. What she pays more attention to is why the Kree people don't buy Ronan back?It's fine if you can't sell it, why don't those customers with strange interests buy it?She put the bulk of her money on Ronan!

Nova Commander: Money!my money QAQ

Before the war, Ronan blatantly defected to Thanos' camp. After Ronan was unfortunately captured, no one of Thanos' men spoke out.

Those who couldn't beat Thanos trembled: Why did we buy Ronan?

Nova Commander: Where are the Kree? Are your accusers gone?

The Supreme Wisdom of Kerry: Our Kerry star has a population explosion and lacks resources, and we can only afford ordinary soldiers.Ronan?I don’t want it, Kerry is so poor, there are more accusers than him, and one less is a lot, why buy this money-losing Ronan who lost a fleet of armaments?

Nova Commander: My money!my money! ! QQ

Losing Money Ronan: QAQ! ! !

The new star commander who hasn't got his money back is in a hurry, he doesn't want to play like this!Anyway, he is a senior officer, although he is a bit hawkish, but do you really want it?

In the next few days, the Guardians of the Galaxy lived a carefree life, but Xandar and Kri started the political wrangling mode.

The specific process is as follows:

Xandar: I sold this Ronan cheaply, so why don't you just buy it back?

kerry: no

Xandar (confused for a moment): [-]% off

kerry: no

Shandar (gritting his teeth with heartache): [-]% off?

kerry: no

……

Xandar: Sir, just buy Ronan!very cheap!

kerry: no

Xandar: Really cheap![-]% off!

Kerry: you are so annoying

Xandar: Is the uncle really not buying it?You don't have to worry about buying it!

In order to refuse the envoys from Xandar who flocked to watch the drama, a certain Cree nobleman who did not wish to be named anonymously bought prisoners of war at an extremely low price. Ronan.In order to prevent the Supreme Wisdom of housekeeping from knowing that they were spending money recklessly, the anonymous Cree even secretly sent Ronan an old spaceship of his own. The only requirement is that Ronan stay away from Cree.

It's just that when Ronan walked out of the Xandar star prison and stepped on the spaceship, he didn't expect that the unchecked and broken spaceship was scrapped after only a few hours of sailing.

Without the battle armor and the warhammer, because Kristar has not paid any money, the poor and crazy Xandars didn't even have enough food, and Ronan, who was hungry and thin for three circles, could only send out a distress signal. Reluctantly drifting with the hull in the starry sky, until... uh, until he was picked up by a nightmare-like bug on the spaceship of the Guardians of the Galaxy, and saw that nasty woman.

Kerrigan (classic head tilt): This blue skin looks familiar.

Ronan: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ? ! !wait wait wait!bully!I'll go back and be the villain, okay?Baba loves me again! !

Baba: What are you talking about, it's too far away to hear? !