[comprehensive] number one player

Recently, the Avengers and Karma Taj have been bleak, and the specific reasons are not outlined.

Although the monster invasion at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean was settled in just a few hours, the follow-up impact was huge and long-lasting.

such as:

Players: Chef is missing QAQ!

Masters: No food to eat QAQ!

Captain America: Baji is gone! QAQ!

The Avengers: Captain's Baji is gone again! QAQ!

Doraemon: My homework is gone! QAQ!

Los Angeles: My shores are flooded and flooded! QAQ!

Crossbones: Why hasn't my bonus arrived yet! QAQ!

Hydra: The tsunami flooded two submarine bases, and there is no money to pay bonuses! QAQ!

Nine Kingdoms: What did I do to make another goddess of death appear! QAQ!

Player: what?What was the last sentence?

Nine Realms: Me?

Player: Fuck you!A few more words?

Captain America: Uh... my shit?

Tony & Player: Who cares about you?

Doraemon: (??Д`) is my homework, Chuang Chuang is missing, it is the child bride I prepared for Jarvis!

Jarvis: Wait!child what?

Avengers: Shouldn't the focus be Hydra and Crossbones?

I didn't notice that the Avengers Building, which was infested by Hydra, was still noisy under the noise of the players, until...

"Ka——" turned off the power in Jarvis's main computer room, Tony shrugged in front of the players who were staring at him in a daze before he reunited with Jarvis, "I want to upgrade Jarvis. "

Player: Obviously you, the vicious father, wanted to make a baby kiss, but Jarvis disagreed, so you were locked up in the dark room, right?

Doraemon: I think it should be a regenerated cradle. You can see that the fei machine cups are all bought.

Tony went back to his lab, and sent the superheroes to form a team against Hydra. The players were in a hurry, and when they were trying to find homework for Doraemon, everyone’s mobile phones flickered and went black at the same time. .

"I was bound, but now I'm free."

Whether it was Reaper, 76, Raiden who pretended to help in the actual battle, or Sombra who was chasing the drama, and Avatar who sat on the Phantom Dragon and used his mobile phone to navigate, all stopped.

"It seems that I don't need to ask the professor to help me find the homework for the child." Avatar raised an eyebrow at the AI ​​baby who called himself Ultron on the screen.

Professor: Am I using it to look for assignments? !

Avatar: Don't you take care of children professionally? !

Keke, get back to business.

Ultron Baby, who broadcast his middle school speech live in a place where the Internet can be connected globally, after reading the manuscript, looked arrogant and petite for a while, and then put on a pose that he thought was very handsome. Upload your heroic appearance to everyone's mobile phone or computer desk.

"Humanity has fallen! This world will belong to metal! Welcome to this fate-determining war! I allow you to choose seven servants for the final struggle, and the final winner of the Holy Grail will win the qualification to survive! "

Magneto: What? !

Player: Did you forget to import mutant data for him?

Doraemon: Well, I didn't import anything to it except the game, but the Holy Grail or something...

Player: You actually made up Fat and don't take us to play? ! !

Doraemon: Isn't the point to recycle my homework?

Ultron: Obviously the point is that I want to destroy the world! ! !

Kama Taj

Gandalf, who came to ask Master Gu Yi for an explanation, and asked Gu Yi to return the chef, raised his eyebrows at Strange's brick mobile phone. Unexpectedly, this mobile phone has a good network speed, and Ultron's live broadcast is not seen. Get stuck.As for destroying the world?Uh, an artificial intelligence with a metal shell, doesn't it know that there are Magneto and Sombra?If it doesn't work, take out the Skynet in my pocket and use it?

Turning his head and ignoring Ultron, who made Strange feel nervous, he returned the mobile phone he had borrowed to read novels to Strangelot. Gandalf took a sip of the newly bought long bong and exhaled a few puffs of white smoke, He raised the small sign in his hand.

After receiving the signal, the mages who had been limp and powerless jumped up from the ground one after another, holding up their own homemade banners and small signs.

"Give me back my chef! Give me back my chef!"

"Give me back my chef! Give me back my chef!"

Hearing that the mage downstairs, under the leadership of Gandalf, began to protest after lunch break, Gu Yi touched his bald head and was very distressed by everyone's inexplicable hostility to him. Could it be that her personality charm has dropped into plural numbers? ?Why do all my fan clubs betray QAQ! !

Mages: No!We still love you!It's just that we love food more!

After closing the window and opening a quiet mirror space for himself, Gu Yi lay down on his recliner with a book in his hands.It's not impossible for her to bring people back from the dark dimension, but... uh, didn't she throw them too fast at the beginning, as far as she could in any direction, didn't she remember where she threw them?Thinking of his mistakes, Gu Yi felt another headache. Speaking of the dark dimension, did I forget something?

In a certain desert in Egypt, Iker Casillas, a smoky rock star who was developing xie religion, suddenly sneezed.

Casillas, who spat on the face of the believer in front of him, wiped the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, and then the thickness of his skin overcame the wind and sand, and he began to preach the Dormammu religion in a serious manner.

"Ah, the great Dormammu, the master of the dark dimension! I..."

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"I……"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Master of the Dark Dimension, I wish..."

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Casillas: (▼dish▼#)

"Who is eating!!" The great declaration was interrupted all the time, and the angry Casillas threw out a whip condensed with orange magic, and swung it towards the place where the sound came from.

The whip swung the cloak of a worshiper with his head bowed in the distance, revealing a... skeletal face? ?

All of a sudden, Casillas and the mages who followed him were on alert. Those who should spread pancakes should spread pancakes, and those who should pull noodles should pull noodles.

"咔呲咔味 (delicious, delicious), @#&%$..."

The soil here is so delicious.

The dirt-eating skeleton didn't change its face when surrounded by mages, as if there was nothing worthy of its attention except the sand in front of it, until it picked up a lump... er, it might be camel dung, and wanted to put it in its mouth When stuffing, Hela, who mixed in the crowd and pretended to be a believer (let the army of undead come in and eat some soil to fill her stomach), finally couldn't bear it anymore.

I eat dirt because I'm hungry, but I can't bear to eat rice. Is this the general of my underworld army? ? !

That's right, this skeleton who doesn't pay much attention to food is also the general of the undead army.

When Hela lifted the cloak to teach his subordinates, and kidnapped Casillas and a group of mages to ask for ransom, Qin, who had been standing still, silently covered her rough face because of wandering in the interstellar.

Qin (cover face.jpg): I definitely didn't want to complain about the author being lazy for so long because she forgot the password, but she finally got me back to Earth.

(You know too much, back off)

Talking about her own experience, Qin’s eyes were full of tears. In order to return to the earth, Qin joined hands with the crazy sister Hela in fear. Until three days ago, Qin, who refused to eat snake meat, finally got enough Jin, and Hela blew up the seal of Haim's underworld.

Ye Mengjiade: Thank you QAQ!

It's a pity that the landing place is so wrong. Hela, who took the lead, didn't expect the space hole to open in mid-air. After she was caught off guard and smashed into the quicksand, she screamed excitedly and cried out to finally see the sun again. The undead army also rushed out of the underworld, and finally...

Hela (deeply smashed into the ground by the army): I almost thought that I would take earthen pills for the rest of my life.

Qin (was also smashed into the ground along with the wave of undead): ...I don't want to talk

Fortunately, Haila and Qin finally climbed out of the bunker, because after the undead army discovered that the sand was delicious, they forced a way out for Haila.

Hela & Qin (indifferent face): I don't need it, thank you

In this way, Hela, who was overwhelmed by divine power and a little out of strength, led the undead army all the way on foot, eating a road from the desert in Central Africa like Moses dividing the sea, and eating all the way to Egypt.

If it weren't for the fact that I met a canteen aunt on the way, she said to the believers, "The great master of this place, Domamu, decided to entertain his believers!"

The army of undead who mistakenly thought that the cafeteria was open would not stop to listen to Casillas' nonsense.

Casillas: Let me tell you first, why do you look like a canteen lady? !

Hela: The cafeteria aunt in Asgard loves smoky makeup!

After knocking out Casillas, the cafeteria aunt who would rather die than surrender (cross out), Hela grabbed another crying little mage, and said viciously, "Send us to a city where we can do bathing, facial masks, and body beauty!"

After the news was late, the little mage, who thought Dormammu's monsters had already wreaked havoc in Los Angeles, rolled his eyes, lowered his head and raised his hand to open a space door leading to Los Angeles with a hanging ring.

"Please, may we go?"

Hela cast a disgusted glance at the little mage, who was not much meatier than her own undead, and threw him to the undead general who had just eaten shi (crossed out) and didn't care about the type of recipe.

"Jin, let's go."

……

Breathing the air that is full of air pollution in Los Angeles, but compared to the desert, it still has the air of the sea.Against the surprised gazes of passers-by, Hela slowly stepped out of the space door opened by the mage.

After waiting for a long time, I still haven't waited for Safi to return. Fortunately, Queen Frija, who was shopping by herself, looked at her slovenly daughter in horror.

Look at the greasy and sandy long hair, the tattered and smelly skirt, this... this...

Empress Fulijia supported her temple with a headache, and asked in disbelief, "Hella?"

Hearing her mother's familiar voice, Hela, who had already set her pose and was about to scatter a few small daggers, made a "boom—" and all the weapons that were too late to shoot fell on the concrete floor.

Hela turned her head firmly, and as expected, she saw her own numb eyes with disgust.

Hella: No! ! !Mama love me again! QAQ!

The author has something to say: The brazen author is back???!(??????)??.Recover for a week ③ until the end (╥ω╥`). (top the pot and escape)

ps: The undead army has eaten Wakanda, but because the vibranium is too hard to eat, so it is a detour.

pps: Los Angeles residents are much calmer than New York residents. Who hasn't seen a few sets?It's not like the residents of New York will make a fuss when they see an alien~