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In the center of a galaxy far, far away from Earth.Kerrigan, who had had enough time, finally began to miss Chef Hei Hei's food. There was no way that there were too many strange foods in the galaxy, which made it hard for Kerrigan to swallow.

After discussing with Star-Lord and others (mainly being hugged by Star-Lord and Rocket's thighs), Kerrigan finally decided to stay with the Guardians of the Galaxy as an interstellar mercenary for a while.

No way, it is said that the earth is also a very remote area among the nine countries, and it costs a lot of money to go from the center of the Milky Way.

Eh?Don't you think Kerrigan is rich?Have you emptied the military expenses of the Xandar Nova Corps!

NONONO (Shake finger.gif), never underestimate a woman's ability to spend money, especially after this woman has sex with another woman, there will always be accidents.

For example, on a certain black market planet, Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, and Destroyer are three (single) people (single dogs) sitting at the bar drinking ice water, because they are poor and have no more money to drink, who will let them In a mission, Kerrigan smiled for the Pomeranian, and the Zerg army directly crushed the ruins of a certain civilization?For this reason, the Guardians of the Galaxy emptied their pockets to redeem the two ladies, but now that the men can only drink ice water, the only lady of the Guardians of the Galaxy is dancing close to the center of the stage.

Star Lord & Rocket & Destroyer: Jealousy makes me change color!

"You said, if women like women, what should we do if we reproduce?" The Destroyer thought of his dead wife, um... It doesn't change color, it doesn't change color, and it can't even change its green color.

Star-Lord didn't think too much about it, and didn't know how to answer the Destroyer's question. Anyway, he remembered that there were so many people on the earth, and it was no big deal to lose a few.

Rocket Raccoon downed a bottle of alien beer and hiccupped, "Didn't Sarah reproduce asexually?"

Everyone was silent, thinking of the overwhelming Zerg army, saying where Sarah usually hides the Zerg.

Groot: IamGroot~ (I also reproduce asexually~)

On the colorful and noisy stage of the interstellar disco, Kerrigan's salty pig hands (crossed out) Qianqian jade claws caressed Gamora's firm belly, leaning against his girlfriend's body with the strength of alcohol, Kerrigan sniffed Kamora Pulling the fragrance in the beautiful hair, I suddenly remembered, did I forget a girl?

Um?No, no, how could I forget Wuzhu's sister paper?Hahahaha... Kerrigan, the middle-aged stallion, comforted herself in this way.

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At this time, the forgotten Qinmeizi has danced from horseback riding to tellme, and from boomsakalaka to moonwalking. Finally, after dancing all the dances that can move in space, she began to dance social shake (crossed out) square dance in despair.

Qin in the dance: I think I am one step closer to a shining star!

(The space coordinates of Qin, who also worked extremely hard today, not only did not advance, but also retreated 500 meters.)

Let's classify the reason for the slow retreat as a weak space loophole due to the outbreak of the Phoenix Force. With the rhythm of space, this loophole is slowly expanding and attracting everything around, such as the piano that retreats if it does not advance. _(:з」∠)_

In a certain sealed space in the depths of the Nine Great Kingdoms, a figure who kept cursing in his mouth was squatting on the ground, digging the soil bit by bit with his two swords.

Beside him was a big black dog (crossed out) that hadn't been bathed in many years. The giant wolf helped the owner transport away the dug-out soil with his skinny paws that were so hungry.Farther away, the body of the giant snake group, which was also skinny and skinny, made the soil roll that was moved by the giant wolf firmer, formed a soil ball and threw it behind, and the endless army of undead immediately pounced on the soil ( Food) ball (object).

The commander of the real (dead) earth (spirit) army, Princess Hela, who used to be so beautiful in Asgard, stopped digging the soil while cursing Odin, and moved a little because she was wet with sweat after digging for a long time (Actually, it was greasy after not washing for many years), and after taking a breath, he gathered his divine power and prepared to open a large number of seals to blow a crack.

The soil-eating (crossed out) army of undead behind them let out howls of ghosts and wolves, especially the giant wolf that had not been washed for many years and was black.

Aww~ Boss is digging soil for us to eat again~~! !

Hela, who could understand wolf language, staggered and almost fell. The old lady wanted to take advantage of the chaos in the space where the nine kingdoms gathered to blow up the seal!It’s not for digging soil for you to eat! !

Hela, who was also hungry and had no energy, slandered a few words and didn't swear. She just wanted to escape from this seal as soon as possible and have a full-body spa. Ding settles accounts.

It's not the first time for Hela to blow up the seal. She once caught a space loophole, but she was pissed off by the new god of death who called herself Marthael and missed a fleeting opportunity.

Hella: Hello Odin!Actually replaced me with a new god of death!Marsay, right?I remember you!

Tyrael: I'm not, I'm not, it's not me!Why is the pot of this skin so big! ! QQ

But Hela immediately discovered another weak point of the seal, so she broke (digged) and removed (soil) for many days, just for this moment.

The huge death power smashed into the pit, and the wind and waves raised turned the earth-eating soldiers on their backs. Only Hela stood in the center of the storm, looking at the cracks that were getting bigger and bigger in front of him with a smile on his mouth.

then…

And then on...

And then on...

Haila's face was cracked, and the crack was widened to the maximum, but nothing happened to the seal.Can't say nothing, a red-haired woman with a fragile body but not inferior to Hela's internal strength was teleported into the seal while Hela was in a daze, and sat beside Hela stupidly.

While dancing, Qin was suddenly sucked in backwards:? ? !

Hela, who kept a stiff smile with a certain chance of winning:? ? !

"Uh..., hello?" After wandering alone in space for many days, Qin, who finally saw a living person, mustered up her courage and prepared to say hello to this big sister who didn't seem very talkative. "Where is this place, please? Uh, is there anything to eat?"

Hela, who is proficient in language skills, took a deep look at the disappearing crack, and then looked at the phoenix power in her body. If she joined forces with herself, she might be able to violently blow up the sealed Qin.

Hela rolled her eyes, and nodded to Qin with what she thought was a friendly attitude.

Hela: I'm so nervous. I haven't received guests for thousands of years. She asked if there was any food. Did she eat dirt? !

Hela carefully looked at the thin-skinned and tender-skinned Qin, and rejected the invitation to eat dirt, then...Hela turned her head to look at her own soil-eating (crossed out) undead army.

Bone soldiers don't have meat, but both Fenrir and Jormungandr have meat.

Wolf & Snake: QAQ? ? !

Hela (cheek resting): Fenrir can't run after eating a leg, Ye Mengjia seems to be fine if he eats his tail?

Ye Mengsnake: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ! ! !

Hearing the rumble of the army being blown away by the air waves, Hela showed the sweetest smile consciously to Qin, "This is Haim's Underworld, and the food will be here soon."

Qin (shivering): This young lady doesn't seem to be in a good state of mind.

The author has something to say: I am a bit afraid to edit the article after being fooled by the high-level judge and Suowen_(:з」∠)_, if the typo does not affect the reading very much, please ignore it (kill the lazy author.)

Wo is not lazy at all, Wo is just keen on writing rou recently (top the lid and escape_(:з"∠)_)