[comprehensive] number one player

In a dimension other than the Nine Great Kingdoms, the already distorted time and space suddenly trembled, and a scream of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh———" came from far and near, ushering in many people who were originally distorted. Some kind of creature (?)

The players who were thrown over with the screams were the players who were expelled as garbage (what?). Why is there only one voice?Well, that's because Tyrell and Heihei, who were free-falling in the space passage and the drum washing machine, already had a sore throat and didn't want to scream, only Safi was still insisting.

Drum washing machine Tyrrell: After spinning for two hours, I feel a little dizzy

Heihei, the free fall demon: I have only been in free fall for an hour

Safi screaming: What?I've only been drifting for 10 minutes, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Perhaps it is because the ancient one used different powers to expel different levels of "evil". Tyrael, whose skin was too bad for the angel of death, was thrown far away until his figure disappeared and did not really fall into the dark dimension, while the demon Heihei was the same as Safi fell into the messy and chaotic dark dimensional space one after the other.

At the moment of passing through the fragile space barrier of the dark dimension, the demon Heihei strangely possesses the first satiety feeling after crossing, just like a mouse that fell into a rice bowl (cross out) and a husky whose owner is not at home (cross out) is like a fish in water like feeling.

Hei Hei threw a faction test on his head, and sure enough, the hairy blood had boiled to boiled fish with only chili peppers left, and was still working hard towards the coagulated aunt's blood. (Heihei: What kind of metaphor is the author talking about?)

Looking at the camp again, it was firmly fixed on Chaotic Evil.

MD, I can't save myself.

Hei Hei flapped his demon wings looking for his teammates. Not far away, Safi flapped his wings and was surrounded by feathers, while a group of dark and strange creatures (?) were circling Safi with ill intentions.

Safi seems to be very uncomfortable with the dark dimension, even if there is no air, the viscous touch also makes the single wing basically lose the ability to fly. The most important thing is... Safi is a war scum_(:3」∠)_.

Hei Hei hurriedly flew over to try to drive away those creatures (?), the strange thing is that those creatures immediately avoided Hei Hei when they saw Hei Hei, just like Hei Hei is a big piece of mosquito repellent incense.

Buffet Safi that attracts mosquitoes:  …

Mosquito coil devil Heihei: ...

One person, one demon: So what about Tyrael?

If the dark dimension is a dimension of chaos and evil, then hell is a dimension where law and evil coexist. (Note [-])

As soon as Tyrell, wearing the skin of an angel of death, descended (was smashed) to hell, the first thing he felt was a chirping sound that sounded directly in the soul.

what is this?big black lump

Yeah, it doesn't look like a soul

You don't look like a soul either!

Yes, yes, like a pile of ashes

Because I was burned~

Eh?How did you die new here?

So tall~ I have no face yet, did I die of shame because I was so tall and ugly?

Tyrell: whatthefxxk? !

"Shut up! It's so noisy!" With a powerful dark breath, Tyrell drove away the group of ghosts who were doing nothing.

At the same time, Mephisto, who was drinking a small wine in his palace and enjoying the soul food given to him by the deceived ghost knight, spit out a sip of wine.

An unknown object fell from hell?It's okay, anyway, things often fall over, such as the little prince of Asgard who was resold by him to Thanos some time ago (Note [-]).

Especially every 5000 years, every time the Nine Realms gather, a large amount of garbage or interesting things will fall into hell. For example, he is holding the starkpad now, watching a certain popular soap opera on the earth. (For example, the daily affairs between me and the three-headed dragon, all the people are serial murderers, and only I am the FBI or something.)

It's a pity that I haven't seen the ending yet, and the starkpad was directly smashed by Mephisto.

Because it is not uncommon for an unknown object to fall from hell, but this unknown object has great power, and it is very problematic to release coercion to swear home.

Mephisto almost rushed over with his crutches and had a fight with Tyrell, who was actually just chasing mosquitoes away, but reason prevented him from impulsively. Instead, another hell lord rushed towards the flamboyant Tyrell.

"Lucifer?" Tyrell looked suspiciously at the hell lord who lowered the appearance of the villain in front of him, this is too ugly!Not to mention the comparison with the David Bowie version of Lucifer in the comics!The drama version is incomparable!

Taking advantage of the Angel of Death's skin still available for a while, Tyrell cut the passerby (crossed out) the hell lord Lucifer into pieces with full power.

Mephisto, who watched the battle from a distance, trembled. Although there were many hell lords, there were actually several other hell lords.For example, that Lucifer, who seemed only a little stronger than the miscellaneous fish, was the "opponent" he deliberately let out to fight against him.

But those who can be dragged out and barely become lords are sliced ​​by Tyrell?Timid and cautious, Mephisto decided to take his new neighbor seriously.

dark dimension.

Aunt's blood (what?) (crossed out) on the head, the demon Hei Hei, whose camp has completely shifted, is struggling to level up with the five scumbags Safi. In order to achieve the goal of going back, Safi needs to level up as soon as possible in order to exert his combat power .

After safely reaching (and being thrown into) the dark dimension, the two make a big discovery after using various magical investigations.Safi, who suddenly became reliable at the critical moment, finally brought into play the IQ of her strategy group and came to an important conclusion.

"The ancient master you mentioned thinks that Dormammu is the master of the dark dimension, and the dark dimension is equal to the chaotic dimension, and Dormammu is equal to the master of chaos? Your faction shift is because he is hooking you up to work for him?"

"But chaos means nothing, where does consciousness come from?"

"I think the dark dimension is like the bottomless abyss of DND. The abyss has at least 666 layers, and each layer has a demon lord as the master of this layer. I think that Dormammu is just like a two-headed baboon or A strategist like Six Fingers Gay."

"Wait." The demon Heihei raised his hand, "What are two-headed baboons and six-fingered gays?"

Safi glanced strangely at the Balor, whose race is an orthodox devil advanced, "Demogogan and Graz'zt? The devil princes of Dungeons and Dragons..."

Demon Heihei: What?

"You didn't choose the devil because of its ugly appearance, did you?" Safi, who originally wanted to say cool, looked at the black face, and changed the words abruptly.

After killing a wave of mobs, Safi sat next to Hei Hei, the mosquito coiler, and resignedly explained his speculation in detail to Hei Hei, who didn't understand anything.

"You mean that Dormammu is actually not as powerful as Gu Yi estimated, but just a second landlord who likes to pull the banner of the developer?"

"Is my faction shifted because other unowned dark dimensions are welcoming me, a very compatible demon, as their master? No wonder I feel full lately."

"Uh, I won't forget to cook for you, don't stab me with a knife, it won't break the defense, oops! Durability is gone again."

Safi arrogantly (crossed out) threw away the knife that had returned to zero, took out a new Zongzheng, and rushed towards the mobs who dared not approach in the distance.

The demon blackly touched the poked calf helplessly, Safi's level rose, and the poking demon also hurt QAQ!I just waxed the scales!

…………

When Karma Taj arrived at dinner time, the busy mages realized that their chef was missing!The crying mages who could only eat big pots of rice were annoyed to find out that Master Gu Yi seemed to be the wrong person, because when the mages opened the firework portal to find the evil (cook) demon (teacher), they were only on the uninhabited island. Find Gandalf and Avatar, the culinary scum that burnt food to ashes.

Only then did I know that Strange, who can find a chef to cook a small stove without having to eat a big pot:

((((;Д))))! ! !Can I turn back time and bring the chef back?

Gu Yi slapped the disciple's long head: I can't close the hole again!

(Voice: So Tyrell and Safi are not as important as Chef Heihei?)

(Mages: Yes yes yes!!)

Gandalf and Avatar returned to the Avengers Building with the sad news that the three of them might not be able to return, and the players were gloomy for a while.

Kerrigan took Qin to space and heard nothing.

Kerrigan disco dancing at Interstellar: Aww! (Who's thinking of me?)

Kael'thas and Cirvanas went to Asgard and there was no news.

Under the leadership of the kings (husbands) and wives (husbands) of the God Realm, they hunted down the two elves who were actually honeymooned by the dark elves: Ah!

Finally, the disappearance of the demon Hei Hei!This day can't go on! ! QAQ! !

Tyrell & Safi: So the two of us are inferior to Hei Hei? QUR

Qin: Just because I'm not from Oasis, no one will miss me!Didn't a mutant remember me? ! ! ! QAQ!

The author has something to say: Note [-]: Marvel also has hell, the boss is Mephisto (Mephisto), the main appearance is to seduce (cross out) and lure Ghost Rider (that super handsome skeleton riding a flame motorcycle ).Marvel still has the demon Lucifer, but unlike DC's talkative Lucifer, it's not good to be a passerby.Mephisto feels like the devil of DND, so it is classified as lawful and evil~ There are also two concepts of dimension and space, roughly one vertical and one horizontal.

Note 3: It is privately assumed that at the end of Thor [-], Kishen fell into the dimension of hell, and then was given to Thanos by Mephisto to have the plot of invading the earth, but Mephisto has a different concept of time.It's definitely not that Kishen is dead again_(:[-]」∠?)_.Although it is said that in the opening scene of Avengers III, the god gave away the head, but I always don't believe it, I don't believe it deeply ('∆?)! , I pretend to be so skilled!