[comprehensive] number one player

Somewhere in the distant dark dimension, the chef Hei Hei, who is so worried by the players that he doesn't think about food and tea, is building a new stove for Safi on a stable land.

"Hahahahaha, I actually hid a box of meat!"

Hearing Safi's excited voice from the opened [Favorites] space door, Hei Hei rolled his eyes, exhaled a breath of fire, lit the stove, and turned over the barbecue in his hand.

Chef Heihei, who watched Sephiroth eat into a Safiro ball day by day, worked hard to make all kinds of delicacies for Safi, who has a huge appetite, for the only way to escape from death.

For example, now, Safi, who has become fat into a perfect circle, walked out of the space door with two slender legs, holding the last box of frozen meat in [Favorites] with both hands.

Hei Hei handed the grilled meat to Safi who put down the box, and consciously opened the last box of meat, "Safi, finish this box! You can't eat any more!"

Safi smiled, and patted her chubby stomach, "This is the last box, but I can finally go out~"

Hei Hei nodded and added seasonings to the raw meat in his hands. There is a big problem in the dark dimension, that is, the timeline is not even. The stove suddenly became dilapidated after being clean as new for ten days.

Under such a messy and uneven timeline, Hei Hei used his much-loved demon talent to accelerate Safi's upgrade speed, and chose various places to speed up monster spawning, and quickly rushed to the full level of the oasis .

But it's not enough, this unowned dark dimension seems to be boundless, without desires and desires, even though it recognizes Hei Hei's demon status, after changing Hei Hei's camp, there is no change.In order to get out of trouble, Safi calculated various (too lazy to name) formulas and found a way out. The conclusion guessed that this layer of unstable dark dimension has an upper limit on the capacity of its internal carrier, as long as it exceeds this upper limit, it will be squeezed out .In short, as long as it is strong enough, the dimension itself will squeeze people out, even if it is temporarily.

For this reason, Safi rummaged through the sundries in [Favorites] and found a collectible item, a "good-looking but tasteless" prop.

[I got fat but I also got stronger]:

Item description: After using the item, the food eaten within the specified time will be converted into attribute points synchronously, and the time will last for 5 minutes. (There is no limit to the increase of attribute points)

This is the champion prize of Oasis's first offline Big Eater Competition. You need to pay for any food in Oasis. For a one-time item that increases attribute points in a short period of time, it is too expensive to cultivate and was given away by the krypton gold boss Safi. Bought it from the champion of the big stomach king, um, the reason why I won it is that it is a figure that focuses on big oranges.

There are many props with similar functions in the oasis. For example, Hei Hei carries potions that can explode twice or five times. However, after the two players tested the upper limit of the Dark Dimension, they concluded that it was not enough.However, in [Fat Qiang]'s item description, the seemingly random words "unlimited" in the past have become the main point.

Safi prepared a large amount of food for the interstellar travel with Frigga and placed it in the [Favorites], which became a lifesaver. After eating the last piece of barbecue, Safi moved her plump palm, slowly Climb up Hei Hei's back and firmly grasp the bone spurs on Hei Hei's back.

"Are you ready? I'm starting the second activation."

“5、4、3、2、1……”

Under the gloomy scenery of the dark dimension, next to the still warm stove, Safi and Heihei's voice disappeared in a burst of space squeeze.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh - it hurts so much, the space is squeezing my fat! QAQ!!"

"Hold it!! Go out and lose weight!!!"

…………

A high-end beauty salon in Los Angeles

Qin soaked herself in the flower petal milk bath to relax her tense nerves, and finally returned to the earth. Although she didn't know what happened to Sarah, the oasis people would find a way to find Sarah, right? ...

In the bathroom next door, Frigga poured shampoo on her daughter Hela's head, kneading a thick layer of foam for Hela's greasy hair.

"You said you, how did you make it like this?!"

"Have you forgotten "The 88 Essential Cultivations of a Lady", "How to Be a Competent Princess", and "Etiquette Required for the Royal Family of Asgard"??!"

"Go back and copy these books ten times for me!!!"

Hearing Ma Ma's chanting so close at hand, Hela shook her thin shoulders, as if she had returned to the dark days when she was under strict supervision by Ma Ma, and every day was learning and learning.

"I am the goddess of death, and being a lady is not a compulsory course for me." Hela, a schoolboy, decided to fight for the right to copy less books for herself.

"But you are a goddess first! Then you are the goddess of death. If you read more, you won't be like your ineffective younger brother who was brought up by Odin, who only has a hammer in his head!" Frija scolded with hatred.

Hela: "Wait, when did I have a younger brother?"

"Shortly after you ran away from home, I had So..."

Hella: "Wait! When did I run away from home (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻?!"

Frigga:? ? !

……

Qin, who was soaking in the bath until she was about to fall asleep, rubbed her eyes, stepped out of the bath in a daze, put on a bathrobe for herself, rubbed her eyes and opened the door.

"Yawn—uh..."

Qin, who was halfway through the yawn, was a little unbelievable, and took a half step back to look at the room behind her.

"Professor, I remember that it was written on the door of the clubhouse that men entered by mistake." Qin asked "questioning" pretending to be angry.

In front of Qin, the possessed waitress smiled kindly (no) auspiciously, "Sorry, I'm just so happy to see Qin come back."

Qin spread her hands and gave the opposite professor a big hug in her mind.

"It seems that the problem has been solved?" the professor asked with concern.

"Um"

"Then the problem in my hand is none other than you." The professor heaved a sigh of relief, and explained to Qin the ins and outs of the 'Holy Grail War' held by Ultron.

"Sarah's Oasis teammates lost an AI? And that AI was brainwashed by Hydra?"

"Seven servants, located in Sokovia? Is Hydra crazy? Are the Avengers crazy too?"

"No, the Avengers are not crazy. The newly formed, uh, let's call them S.H.I.E.L.D. Answer, "Sokovia has been sealed off by HYDRA, and S.H.I.E.L.D. is confronting it for the release of the hostages."

"Professor, your mistress...uh, where's your old friend? Isn't it easy to destroy the Hydra armament to save people? As long as the professor asks you, he will agree?" Qin poured himself a glass of juice and sat on the sofa Communicating with the waiter controlled by the professor.

"The center of Sokovia has a @#&#&## heart. Eric may ruin the earth in advance if he does it, so the Avengers decided to split into two groups. One team led by the captain sneaked into the center to destroy the operation of Hydra, and the other A team participating in the Holy Grail War attracts Ultron's attention."

Qin sat up straight, and the infiltrating action Avengers cooperated tacitly. She didn't need the X-Men and help, so only the Holy Grail War needed her.

"Professor, do you need me to be a Caster (magician)?"

"No, you are Berserker (Berserker)."

Qin:? ? !What

The author has something to say: jj smokes so much, it took two days to post a chapter QAQ