[Comprehensive martial arts] The mountain god is very angry

"What?"

"WTF?"

"I'm going!"

Mrs. Feng's family were all shocked, what the hell, their mountain god, was pregnant as a young girl?Hearing the news from Feng Jue's mouth made the three of them stiffen, with faces full of disbelief.

Feng Jue shrugged, "Although the mountain god looks only seventeen or eighteen years old, although she is a fairy, the kind of immortal, she must not know how many tens of thousands of years old, pregnancy is not very normal ?"

He really thought so, but he didn't care about the shock of the three elders in his family, so he was beaten by the three of them because of these words.What tens of thousands of years old, they are all little girls, little girls! ! !

Feng Jue, who was so hammered that he wanted to cry, nodded in agreement with tears in his eyes, yes, yes, the mountain god is indeed a little girl!The mountain god husband is really shameless, actually bullying the little girl!

As a result, Feng Jue was beaten again.

The husband of the mountain god is also a god, so how could such a good-looking person bully the little girl!Children are ignorant, and they will beat you to death!

Feng Jue: It's really hard for me _(:з」∠)_.

It was another day when the moon was setting and the sun was rising. Feng Jue got up early and tidied himself up.He contacted his friend yesterday, and he can help to get a certificate for these two temporarily.Cough cough, □□ and so on are still unreliable, he gave these two registered accounts according to the process of black households.

Fengjia Village is located in a remote place, but people outside have also heard that people here believe in the mountain god.In this day and age, as long as it is a healthy belief, there is nothing to say.So although people outside will find it strange, they will not interfere.

Feng Jue made up an excuse, saying that the two were abandoned by their parents, and then adopted by Miao Zhu of the original mountain temple.Because Lao Miaozhu never goes down the mountain and doesn't communicate with outsiders, so he doesn't know about the registration of household registration.

Later, Lao Miaozhu passed away, and the two helpless people were together.They didn't find out until they were pregnant, and they didn't have the documents to go to the hospital for examination.He, Feng Jue, accidentally found out about this matter when he went home to visit relatives. Because he was eager to help others, he decided to help.

Ahem, although there are many loopholes in this reason, it cannot stand up to the fact that there are many witnesses, namely the villagers of Fengjia Village.Based on their incomparable reverence for the mountain god, they will all say what they should say.

Besides, these two big living people can't just appear suddenly, right? There must always be a reason, right?Anyway, he has already given the reason, so whether to believe it or not is not his business.For those who do not believe in the existence of gods, it is impossible for two people to appear suddenly in the world.

Although, they did appear out of nowhere.

Feng Jue's friend is from the police station, and he told him to take him there today, and if there is no problem, he will get a temporary ID first.After identity verification, the ID card and other relevant certificates will be issued.

So, today Feng Jue is going up the mountain to talk to Ming An and his wife about this matter.Well, I hope Lord Shanshen doesn't think he is being perfunctory, he is really working hard to solve the problem.Feng Jue, who was crying in his heart while climbing the mountain, thought so.

However, when he was about to reach the mountain temple, Feng Jue discovered something was wrong.When I came up yesterday, the road here didn't seem to be like this?He stared at the road under his feet, not knowing what he was thinking.Then, the next moment his back was blocked by something.

"It's best not to move around, or I'll stab you to death!"

I'll go, Lord Mountain God, help me, there are bad guys!Feng Jue began to sweat coldly on his forehead, "I, I, I, I will definitely not move, so be careful not to move."

"Go forward." The person behind was a man, with a gloomy voice in his voice.

"Okay, okay, go forward." Feng Jue looked at the mountain temple with a corner of the eaves in front of him, and his heart suddenly settled down a lot.At such a short distance, the mountain god should be able to know that he is in danger, right?Damn it, it would be great if it was inside the Shanshen Temple Building.

That is the territory of the mountain god, so he can definitely guarantee his safety.

"Have you seen the mountain temple in front, go over there." The man behind said so.

! ! !Really doze off and come to the pillow!Feng Jue cheered up, "Okay." After speaking, he walked forward slowly.He could feel that the knife was still pressed against his vest, but because there was a mountain temple in front of him, he wasn't as scared as before.

However, when he got to the front of the mountain temple, Feng Jue saw a group of strong men.These people are holding tools in their hands, and they look like demolition engineering teams.But it's not true, and the well-informed Feng Jue saw something different from this group of people.

The hands of this group of people seemed to be stained with blood.Feng Jue came to this judgment because he felt a little bit like a soldier he had seen before.Then, the cold sweat on his forehead began to fall again.

Wait, he is just a small agent, and the little flowers and little fresh meat in his hands are not considered top-notch. Is it worth someone paying such a big price to make trouble for himself?

Zhang Dong looked at the person who was being pushed by Luo Hu, and frowned slightly, "Who is this?"

Luo Hu shook his head and said, "I don't know, I saw him walking towards here, so I brought him here."

Zhang Dong looked at Feng Jue, then smiled, "A person from Feng's Village?"

Feng Jue nodded, "Yes, I am from Fengjia Village."

"Very good." Zhang Dong smiled, "I originally planned to settle accounts with you, but now it's okay to take you first." Those old and immortal things are really annoying, and it would be nice if they could all be killed.He originally wanted to demolish this ruined temple first, to vent his anger.

It's just that now someone actually came to his door, and he would not refuse.This person must be a junior of one of the group of immortals. It would be more fun if he died in front of them.

Meeting Zhang Dong's eyes, Feng Jue couldn't help shaking.The look in this man's eyes is terrifying.

"Luo Wu, kill him first."

"it is good."

Wait, what, didn't you talk more about villains?Are the two of you going to kill each other without saying a few more words?Feng Jue yelled in fright, "Lord Mountain God, help me!"

Luo Wu's knife was about to stab through Feng Jue's back, but he felt as if something was blocking it, and he couldn't stab it. "what happened?"

"What?!" Zhang Dong saw a golden light flying over, and the next second he saw the blue sky.Hey, why does it feel like the left half of my face is swollen?This was Zhang Dong's last thought before he passed out.

With gold bricks in her hands, Ming An walked out of the Mountain Temple. She looked at the people in front of her and sneered, "Who gave you the courage to bully my believers in my territory?"

Feng Jue thought he was going to die, but then he found out that he was rescued.Looking at Ming An's face, he felt an unprecedented sense of security. "Woooooooo, Lord Mountain God, how terrifying!"

"Huh!" Ming An looked at Feng Jue's disgusted face, "You're such an old man, don't cry, you're ugly."

Feng Jue was disgusted and hurt very much. "I..." Compared to Master Bishanshen, he is actually a baby, really!At that point, he didn't have the courage to say this sentence.

When Luohu saw the woman walking out of the mountain temple, he suddenly felt a kind of danger that he had never felt before.His intuition has always been very good and has saved his life countless times.Therefore, no matter what the deal with the Zhang family brothers was, Luohu's first reaction was to leave here as soon as possible.

However, he found that he couldn't leave at all, and he couldn't even move his feet.

"Hee hee," Ming An bared his teeth at these people, "Don't worry, I won't let you all die, at most it will be a limb or something."

"what--!"

"Bam—!"

"Crack--!"

Feng Jue looked at the sparring in front of him, no, no, no, this was a one-sided "massacre".The more he looked at it, the more he admired it, the mountain god is really amazing!Although the height is only 1.5 meters, but the aura is [-]!And this skill, woo woo woo, it feels so safe.

Ming An dealt with these people with one brick, and when he looked up, he saw Feng Jue's crying face, which hurt his eyes. "Okay, okay, if there is no danger, don't put on such a face." It is said that prenatal education is very important, why does she always see these things that hurt her eyes.

"Ming An?" Hua Manlou was planting spirit grass and spirit flowers in the cave, and came out when he heard the voice from outside, but Ming An had already settled everything.

Well, when they were together, he often didn't need to take action.Most of the time, Ming An solved it first by himself.Although looking at it, it seems that he is a bit useless.

Feng Jue looked at the husband of the mountain god who came out, and thought in his heart that he was really good.With such a powerful wife around, it must be very safe!Because of Huamanlou's appearance and gentle temperament, Feng Jue always felt that he should be a very gentle person.

If he was asked to know the strength of Huamanlou, it would probably be necessary to reshape the three views.

"I've already done it." Ming An returned to Hua Manlou's side with a bang, and looked up at him.Or her house is full of flowers, the most beautiful, seductive!

"Eh..." Feng Jue tremblingly raised his small hands (not small), "Lord Mountain God, husband of Mountain God, what should we do with these people?" He didn't dare to look over at all, bloody One piece, it's too scary.

"Of course it is to call the police." Ming An looked at Feng Jue with the eyes of a fool, "These people are not good people at first sight, so if we don't call the police and arrest them, why don't we keep them for the New Year?"

"But...but they, they are not..." Feng Jue stammered a bit.

Ming An glanced at Feng Jue contemptuously, "I'm a good mountain god, how could I kill people casually? They say it's just to make them cut off their limbs, I'm very restrained." I didn't even have martial arts these years, let alone Don't talk about strength, it's not fun at all to be beaten!

The author has something to say: super cold! ! !