[Comprehensive martial arts] The mountain god is very angry

Chen Dacheng is a policeman from the Public Security Bureau of Yunshan County. When he received the call to the police, he still had some doubts in his heart.When will the fight happen in the mountain temple on Yunshan Mountain?No way, who would go to such a remote place to fight.

But the person who reported the case swears, Chen Dacheng, as a policeman, of course has to go to the police.So, he called a few people under his command and drove to the foot of Yunshan Mountain. Because Yunshan Mountain had never been developed, the car couldn't go up at all.

There is no way, Chen Dacheng can only climb up with people.Fortunately, he had been to the mountain temple in Yunshan before, otherwise it would be really hard to find.When he arrived, he saw a group of people tied up. They all looked injured and howled all the time. The condition was not very good.

Cheng Dacheng squatted down subconsciously, signaling the people behind him to hide.He pulled out the wooden warehouse at his waist, wondering if this is some kind of trap?Or, in fact, the person who called the police was a gangster who wanted to provoke the police?

Then, he saw a young girl walking out of the mountain temple.It's just that her dress is a bit strange, not the same as others.Why do people still wear Hanfu on the mountain?

"It's killing you all!"

Chen Dacheng watched the girl say something to the group of tied up hostages, and those people didn't even dare to shout.His eyes flickered, this girl, could it be some kind of big sister of the dark forces?Chen Dacheng, who used to be a middle school boy with countless brain holes, thought so.

"Brother, what are you doing here?"

"Arrest!" Chen Dacheng didn't even look back.

"Catch who?"

"Of course it is..." Chen Dacheng turned his head abruptly, and then saw a man dressed in ancient costume behind him.He was taken aback, and Mu Cang pointed at the man, "Don't move!"

"Huh?" Hua Manlou looked at the things in Chen Dacheng's hands, thought for a while and said, "This is your weapon, isn't it? Brother, don't be nervous, I don't mean anything malicious."

Chen Dacheng glanced at the people behind him, they were all silent, they were just so blank, could it be that the person in front of him did something? "Stay back, otherwise I'll open the wooden barn." Although the man in front of him looks outstanding, his appearance does not mean that he is not a gangster.

Hua Manlou smiled, then backed away, "I really don't mean anything malicious."

It's just that Chen Dacheng didn't believe it at all. The people under him didn't respond, and they said there was no malice? "What did you do to my people?"

"They just accidentally touched the flowers below, and it will be fine when I untangle the confusion for them." Huamanlou originally only planted spirit grass and spirit flowers in the cave, but Ming An had a whim and thought Plant some near the mountain temple.

It was just a small request, how could Hua Manlou refuse to agree?What's more, what Ming An wants to plant is only the maze flower, and he can plant a large area with a wave of his hand, so it doesn't matter.In addition, he also set up a formation where the villagers of Fengjia Village could come and go freely, so it would be no problem.

It's just that Huamanlou didn't expect that just after he planted it and returned to the cave, he discovered that an outsider touched the maze flower.He almost forgot that Ming An seemed to have asked Feng Jue to report to the police, so he came out to check.It's just that there was one of them who called Hua Manlou to treat him differently, so he wasn't fascinated?

It seems that this is a determined person.

"Hua Man Lou, are the police here?" Hearing the woman's voice behind him, Chen Dacheng cried out inwardly that this person's accomplice had come.He wanted to open a wooden warehouse on the man's shoulder, and he had to restrain him before he could negotiate.

"boom--!"

"Huh?" Hua Manlou tilted his head to look at Chen Dacheng, then took the bullet off his body, "This weapon is interesting. Ah, is this the Mucang that Ming An mentioned?"

Chen Dacheng's whole body is not well, who is this person, why even Mu Cang can't do anything about him?Are they all going to die here?

"Hua Man Lou!" Ming An teleported to Hua Man Lou's side, "Are you alright?"

Hua Manlou smiled at Ming An, "Why would something happen to me? Don't worry." Even though he has been a fairy for many years, Ming An is still as nervous about him as he was back then.How could such a mortal means hurt him?

Seeing that Huamanlou was really fine, Ming An was relieved.She turned around and looked at Chen Dacheng with an angry face, "What kind of policeman are you, how can you open a wooden warehouse for innocent people?"

Is it a mutant?Or an alien invasion?Looking at Ming An and Hua Manlou, Chen Dacheng had various thoughts in his head, but he had already begun to decide that he might die here.Parents, I'm sorry, your son died before marrying a wife.Let's adopt a new child. It's okay to use the trumpet to practice the trumpet.

Ming An looked at the policeman in front of him, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with you, you didn't answer my question?" Are the policemen so rude now?Humph, nothing like the ones on TV!

Feng Jue came over wiping cold sweat, "Lord Mountain God, husband of Mountain God, I think he was scared by you." He just waited where he was after calling the police, and then walked aside to answer the phone call from his friend. Telephone.Who knew that after answering the phone and turning around to see such a scene, everyone would be scared to death.

Holy shit, if a policeman was scared to death, wouldn't he be regarded as anti-social?

After staying in Heaven for a long time, the two couples who forgot about the situation in the Lower Realm looked at each other, er, well, it was their fault.

Therefore, after being attacked by mutants and aliens before, Chen Dacheng's three views were completely shattered by Feng Jue's fairy theory.But thinking about it, it seems that this is a more reasonable statement.Could it be that the gods of their Dahua Kingdom are not as good as the mutants and aliens from outside?

Chen · used to be a boy in the second grade, and still maintains the idea of ​​the second grader today. Dacheng happily accepted this fairy setting. "So, those people are gangsters?"

"That's right." Feng Jue nodded, "They wanted to kill me just now. Fortunately, I have the protection of the Lord Mountain God, otherwise I would have gone to see the King of Hades." Well, I wanted to hide it, after all, there are gods or something Generally no one would believe it.

But who made this couple too high-profile, Feng Jue couldn't lie at all.Furthermore, if they were mutants and aliens, maybe someone would want to arrest them and dissect them, and that would be a crime.

Even though the mountain god and the mountain god's husband look very kind and amiable, they can't hide the fact that they are gods.If you offend like this, maybe the consequences will be more serious by then, it will be miserable.So, after thinking about it, Feng Juesi told Chen Dacheng about their affairs after obtaining the consent of the fairy couple.

"..." I don't know why, even though he accepted the setting that there are gods in this world, Chen Dacheng still felt that this sentence was full of flaws. "Then I'll take them back to investigate. But..." He looked at Hua Manlou, "My subordinates..."

"Sorry, I forgot for a while." Hua Manlou replaced the snack plate in his hand with one hand, and then waved his sleeves at the police not far away, and they woke up immediately.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Chen Dacheng still found it a bit difficult to look directly at.I'm sorry, the Three Views have been broken too thoroughly, and it's a bit difficult to rebuild.Looking at his subordinate and colleague who came over, he smiled sinisterly.

Ah, it can't be that only his three views are shattered, can't it?

Ming An threw a piece of chocolate into his mouth, "Hua Man Lou, they have very rich expressions. I think they might be famous if they act in comedies."

Hua Manlou nodded with a smile, then took the yogurt in the other hand and said to Ming An: "Are you thirsty, do you want to drink?"

"Okay!" Ming An leaned over, took a sip of Hua Manlou's hand, and then said with a little satisfaction: "It's better here, there are so many snacks. I haven't eaten these before!"

Feng Jue came over, "Master Shanshen, there are more delicious snacks out there! This is changing with each passing day, and new types of snacks appear every day."

"Really?" Ming An's eyes lit up. Originally, she just wanted to take Hua Man Lou back to see her temple and the mountain people, and later she also wanted to go for a prenatal checkup or something.But she is not very interested in the world outside the mountain, because she has always stayed inside the mountain.Oh, except for going to heaven to fight with the gods.

But now hearing what Feng Jue said, she was interested in the outside world.

How could Hua Manlou fail to see what Ming An was thinking? He said softly, "Let's send Wa Wa a text message up, and then go out." It's going to be sad.

"Oh, I almost forgot." Ming An was a little cautious, ahem, well, it's not her fault that ginseng dolls are always forgotten by her.Probably, it is really that the presence of ginseng dolls is too low.Besides, she is having fun with Lu Xiaofeng now, so she may not think of them.

So, it's okay to forget about it for a while... right?

Hua Manlou smiled, "Could it be that you forgot?"

"No!" Ming An immediately denied.

Hua Manlou smiled and remained silent.

Although Feng Jue was a little curious about who the doll they were talking about was, he knew that it was better not to disturb some things.Ahem, although he really really wants to know.

Chen Dacheng and other policemen put handcuffs on those gangsters, and then bid farewell to Ming An and the others.

"I'll give you a ride." Ming An smiled at them, and then snapped his fingers. "Good work."

Chen Dacheng and the others only felt a blur in front of them, and when the scene in front of them became clear, they found that they were actually at the gate of the Public Security Bureau.

! ! !Is the mountain god so powerful?Are the other gods in the myth also very powerful?Wait, their car is still at the foot of Yunshan Mountain, it's a bus! ! !

The people from the Public Security Bureau saw Chen Dacheng and the others appearing at the gate of the Public Security Bureau, and blinked.Um, are they dazzled?no?have it?

What's going on here?

The author has something to say: I was determined to lose supper, and the next moment I picked up potato chips, ahem _(:з」∠)_