[Comprehensive martial arts] The mountain god is very angry

Originally, Feng Jue planned to climb the mountain slowly, but he heard that everyone was cooking. If he went up the mountain late, he might be beaten up by his grandparents.In the past, Feng Jue certainly believed that he would not be beaten, but it is different now.

Feng Jue, carrying a basket, climbed the mountain aggrievedly. He has fallen out of favor now, and is no longer the darling of the family.

In fact, people who are nearly [-] years old still want to be the sweetheart of the family. This is the strangest thing, right?

The road up the mountain to the mountain temple, as long as it is the people of Fengjia Village, they are very familiar with it.Because they were all taken by adults to the mountain temple to pray for blessings since they were young, and then they went up the mountain by themselves.Although Feng Jue didn't believe in any gods after reading the book, he was still asked to go up the mountain.

Over the years, many things have changed, but the road has not.Feng Jue paused, alas, he went from believing in mountain gods to not believing in mountain gods, to now he had to believe in mountain gods.Thinking about it, I feel a little sad, what are these things.

Walking to the mountain temple while feeling sad, Feng Jue went in and put the basket in front of the statue, then knelt down and folded his hands together.He couldn't help but looked up and looked like, tsk, it's so ugly, it doesn't look like the mountain god himself at all.Could it be that this kind of aesthetics is popular among gods?

"No, it's not popular among gods." A voice suddenly sounded from the mountain temple, "Humans used to have this kind of aesthetics. I also think it's good to be tall and big."

Feng Jue was so frightened that he trembled all over, and then he remembered that it was the voice of the mountain god, so he calmed down. "Lord Mountain God, are my thoughts written on my face again?"

Ming An appeared in front of the statue, "No, this is a mountain god temple. I am a mountain god, and I need to listen to the voices of believers. So, as long as I step here, I can hear everything." She looked at that Bamboo basket, "Is this for me?"

Feng Jue nodded, "This is what my mother is best at, so I sent it here." He didn't dare to think about it anymore, it's really... shameful.Fortunately, the mountain god in front of him looked very kind, otherwise he would probably be angry if he was said to be ugly.

A mortal cannot bear the anger of a god.

"I know it's your mother's specialty." Ming An took out the chestnut roast chicken from the basket, "I used to eat it a lot."

"..." Feng Jue confirmed once again that he fell out of favor.It's only now that I realize that it wasn't the one that fell out of favor just now, but that it fell out of favor a long time ago, lemons again.

Ming An was about to go back with the chestnut roast chicken, "I'll send the bowl back to your house."

"Yes, Lord Mountain God."

After walking two steps, Ming An's footsteps stopped.She turned to look at Feng Jue, "Boy Feng."

"Yes!" Feng Jue was taken aback, "May I ask what is the mountain god doing?"

"You work outside the mountain, right?" Ming An smiled "kindly", and then continued: "And your grandfather said that you seem to be quite promising."

Feng Jue said: "It's just passable, it's just passable." Do you claim to be promising in front of the gods?No, he's not promising.

"Do you want to further your career?" Ming An spoke in a seductive tone, but it felt like he was doing some shady deal.

"What... What career is going further? How to go further?" Feng Jue's whole body was fluffy, and he couldn't help stammering.

Ming An bared his teeth and smiled: "Do me a favor, I will give you the blessing of the gods, which can increase your fortune~~~"

To others, this kind of lie is completely a liar's lie, but to Feng Jue now, it is more trustworthy than real money.Who is in front of her, she is the mountain god herself, can she still lie?Besides, he is just a mortal, how can he be coaxed by the gods?

Feng Jue asked, "What's the matter?"

"Well, I need to go to the hospital to have my stomach checked, but I don't seem to have the documents required by the hospital, so I'll trouble you." Ming An looked at Feng Jue who was automatically sent to the door, his eyes were full of kindness.Hmm, I am worthy of being my own mountain people, but it is different from the outsiders, who know how to take the initiative to share worries and relieve labor.

"Stomach?" Feng Jue couldn't help looking at Ming An's stomach, "Master Mountain God is sick?"

Ming An gave Feng Jue two big roll eyes, "Did the gods seek your doctor when they are sick? Then just wait for the five declines of heaven and man to return to the spiritual energy of heaven and earth."

"Then...what is it for?" Feng Jue asked a little cautiously. No matter how good her attitude was, she was still a mountain god.

"Of course it's because I'm pregnant!"

"Kangdang!" Feng Jue, who was kneeling, was so frightened that he stumbled and fell to the ground.

Ming An took a few steps back, "What's the matter with you?"

"Fairies...fairies can get pregnant too?" Feng Jue struggled to get up, oh my god, he seemed to be up to his waist.He's still a youthful young AI (???) beautiful boy (...), flashing to the waist, this kind of personality is too incompatible with him.

Ming An said: "Who told you that gods can't get pregnant? I'm just pregnant. Don't say that there are some or nothing. In short, do you want to agree?"

"Okay, no problem, I will make arrangements for Lord Shanshen soon!" Feng Jue nodded immediately, such a good opportunity should not be missed.Moreover, if I have won the favor of the mountain god, then I can become the darling of grandparents, parents, and mothers again, right?

It's okay even if it's lower than the mountain god, it's better than nothing.

"All right, I'll look for you later." Ming An disappeared into the mountain temple as soon as he finished speaking, as if she had never appeared before.Only the empty basket announces that she has been there.

Feng Jue was dumbfounded, and then he went up to the basket and prepared to go down the mountain and go home.Go back and tell grandpa the good news!Then, when he walked out of the mountain temple, he heard a voice, "I'll give you a little benefit first."

Small welfare?What benefits?Feng Jue turned to look at the statue again, but saw nothing. "Huh?" He touched his waist. Didn't he twitch just now?Why is it as if nothing happened at all now?Could it be that this is a small benefit?

Very good, you really deserve to be a mountain god!I will go down the mountain immediately to contact people, first get a certificate for these two, and then take them to the hospital for examination.As for why two?Feng Jue has been in the entertainment industry for so long, so it is the most basic thing to observe words and demeanor.

The Lord Mountain God is obviously very affectionate with her husband, and even has a child. It may not be as useful to please her husband as it is to please her husband.After all, from ancient times to the present, the effect of this pillow wind has never been said.Hey, hey, as long as you please the husband of the mountain god, you are pleasing the mountain god.As long as the mountain god is happy, he will be lucky.

Now that I'm lucky, I'm going to embark on the road to success and marry Gaofu... Ah bah, I'm on the road to marry Bai Fumei!Come on, Feng Jue, you can do it, make a fist!

While going down the mountain, Feng Jue, who was so happy because of his imaginary picture, didn't realize that he had become like his family, completely a mountain god, and even the mountain god's husband was included in it.I said yes and struggled in my heart, but there was nothing at all.

Probably, the mountain god Ming An Chui is the essence of the blood of the villagers of Fengjia Village.

"The building is full of flowers," Ming An happily jumped into his cave, "Look, roasted chicken with chestnuts is delicious!"

"Then let's go together." Hua Manlou smiled warmly at Ming An, "After that, we can go find that Feng Jue."

Ming An put the bowl in front of Hua Manlou, "You heard it too, right?"

"En." Hua Manlou nodded, "This Feng Jue has a good heart, and he deserves your blessing."

"If he wasn't pretty good, I wouldn't have chosen him." Ming An was a little proud, "Although the color of the radiance on his body is not as good-looking as you, after all, there is no one better-looking than you. Just barely so-so can be regarded as eye-catching.”

Even if it was just talking in ordinary times, Ming An's intentional or unintentional words revealed Huamanlou's best intentions inside and out.The mountain god Ming Anchui probably don't know that their mountain god is also a blowjob in essence, but she only blows Huamanlou.

Hua Manlou's smile became more and more gentle, she could always easily make him feel happy.

Seeing Feng Jue walking in one by one, Mrs. Feng was full of doubts, "What's wrong with you, lost your soul?" Then, do you want to go to the mountain temple to pray?

"Grandpa," Feng Jue came back to his senses, and said excitedly, "Your grandson, I will soon be on the road to success!"

"Oh, that's good." Old Master Feng replied indifferently, and then looked at the basket, "Is Lord Shanshen satisfied with the dishes we sent?"

"Of course I'm satisfied." Feng Jue was no longer swayed by Old Master Feng's attitude. Anyway, Grandpa would soon find out that his grandson was more favored by the Mountain God than he was.At that time, it will be grandpa who has a heart attack hahahaha...

Old Master Feng touched his grandson's forehead, he didn't have a fever, why did he look more and more stupid?

At the foot of the mountain, there is a small county not too far away from Fengjia Village. Although Sparrow is small and well-equipped, it is not a big place, but it has all the necessary facilities.

Zhang Dong was very dissatisfied with the hotel that was not upscale enough, so he made a phone call, "Brother, I need your help." The more he thought about it, the more he felt that what happened in the ruined temple was a lie. , just to stop him!

There was a middle-aged man's voice on the other side of the phone, "What's the matter? Didn't you go there? What? Did you fail?"

Zhang Dong gritted his teeth with hatred, "Someone pretended to be a ghost to prevent me from demolishing that ruined temple. The original engineering team was frightened and refused to continue working."

"Idiot!" The middle-aged man on the other side of the phone cursed all over, "I asked you to find the engineering team there so that you can excuse yourself in the future, but you are good enough to screw up everything."

"Brother, as long as you can give me someone, I will definitely not fail this time." Zhang Dong said hastily, "Brother, as long as we get that mountain, our family can turn around completely."

The middle-aged man thought for a moment, "Okay, I'll let Luohu pass by."

Hearing Luo Wu, Zhang Dong's eyes lit up, "Okay, brother, I'll wait in the county seat." Those villagers are so annoying!

The author has something to say: It's super cold today, and then some unpleasant things happened in work and life, and I'm in a bad mood.As a result, my buddy called me and asked me if I had a hot pot date?Make an appointment, I feel better after eating hahaha, as expected, people depend on food (obviously they are greedy)