[Comprehensive martial arts] The mountain god is very angry
Chapter 107 Fan Wai Modern Mountain God
Feng Jue was wronged, Feng Jue was very, very wronged.Is he still the only child of their old Feng's family, or is he his grandfather's father's fucking sweetheart?He even told outsiders about the embarrassing things about him when he was a child, and even hit him with his dentures.
So, could it be that because he came back too little, he was robbed of the position of "Supreme" by a foreign liar?
Uh, although this liar is good-looking and temperamental, he is still a liar.
Mrs. Feng felt that it was a waste of energy to even roll his eyes at Feng Jue's stupid face, "You dare to say that the mountain god is a liar, and I won't hit you." Even though he didn't have dentures, Mrs. Feng scolded himself Grandson is still very neat. "Obviously you have listened to the deeds of the mountain god since you were a child, and you grew up under the protection of the mountain god, how dare you say that!"
Mrs. Feng was so angry with his grandson. If Feng Jue wasn't his own grandson, he really wanted to hit him again.
"Okay." Ming'an pulled Huamanlou to stand up, "We should go back to rest, and come to the mountain temple to find us if we have anything to do." As soon as the words fell, the two of them disappeared in the ancestral hall, disappeared among the crowd. in front of.
"Congratulations, Lord Mountain God!"
"She, she, she..." Seeing this scene, Feng Jue was in a bad mood.He ran to the location where Ming An and Hua Manlou were just now, and squatted down to look for the mechanism.But nothing can be found, and there is no trace.
In fact, as long as Feng Jue thinks about it carefully, he will know what kind of mechanism is impossible.The Feng family's ancestral hall has been guarded by the villagers of Feng's village for several generations. It is impossible for someone to set up some kind of authentic mechanism here quietly.
Old Mrs. Feng stepped forward and gave Feng Jue a chestnut, "What are you looking for, idiot, I'm going home." The Feng Shui outside is not good, and the good grandson is getting more and more stupid.But thinking that only Feng Jue could bring back those snacks that were not available here when he went out to work, he was relieved again.
Alas, you can't have your cake and eat it too, there is no way.For the sake of the mountain god, I can only wrong my grandson to stay outside.Stupid is a little silly, but it doesn't matter, they don't dislike it.
Feng Jue covered his head, aggrieved.The most important thing now is not whether the person just now is a mountain god, but why his status in the family has plummeted!Grandpa, I am your dearest and favorite grandson, am I not?
Mrs. Feng: Compared with the mountain god, it's really not.
Feng Jue: o(╥﹏╥)o
Ming'an's mountain temple is just a temple in the eyes of the mountain people, there is really nothing special about it except that it will never fall into dust or fall into ruin.But in fact, there is indeed a cave here, it is a space that only the owner of this place can enter, it can be regarded as Ming An's cave.
Ming An pulled Huamanlou into his cave, "Huamanlou, look, this is my cave, how about it?"
Hua Manlou smiled and nodded, "Ming An's place is naturally very good." The aesthetics cultivated by the seventh son of the Hua family and Master Mu De is completely useless at this time, even if it is really ordinary here, as long as It would be good to get involved with Ming An.
Therefore, Huamanlou really thinks that this place is very good.
"I also think it's very good." Ming An looked around, and then frowned, "But there is a small problem, I can't keep the flowers and plants alive." It seems that it is lacking in Bimu Dezhenjun's mansion. It's a bit of a taste.
"It's okay." Hua Manlou took Ming An's hand, and put a kiss on his lips, "I'm here."
"That's right, there's you!" Ming An threw himself into Hua Manlou's arms and rubbed against his chest.
Hua Manlou reached out and stroked Ming An's hair, and then said: "I don't think the person who left today will let it go." With such a heavy blood on his body, it seems that even if he didn't kill anyone himself, he died because of him. There will be no shortage of people.
Ming An didn't care, "Can he still go to heaven? Anyway, as long as that person dares to come, I'll let him know what it means to be powerful!" It's just an ordinary human being. Absolutely no problem.
What's more, that person dared to offend Shenwei, no matter where she was, it was justifiable for her to trouble him.
"It's just, don't you say that this place is very different from where I used to be? Could it be that other methods would be better?" They have been together for more than a hundred years, but Ming An has related everything he has experienced to Huamanlou. I have said it again, especially in this modern society, and there are so many TV dramas.
Hua Manlou still has a good impression of this world that governs the country according to the law, the only thing that is more helpless is the TV series that Ming An likes.Cough cough, which god would like this kind of drama about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fighting.
"That's right." Ming An raised his head, "I almost forgot that it's different from before." If she did something too big, she would be on that TV or something.There may be a lot of troubles at that time, alas, she hates troubles the most.
If it weren't for this, Ming An wouldn't have picked a mountain to be a small mountain god when he awarded the reward back then, wasn't it because he found it troublesome?
Hua Manlou smiled slightly: "I heard that the government here is very powerful?"
Ming An suddenly realized, "Hehe, Huamanlou, you are the smartest." She rubbed against his arms again, "What would I do without you?"
"Just don't leave me."
"I won't leave Huamanlou!" Ming An was talking, but suddenly frowned, and reflexively covered his stomach with his hands.
"What's wrong?" Hua Manlou panicked for a moment, "Ming An, what's wrong with you?"
Ming An's whole face wrinkled up, but only for a short while, "It seems that our baby kicked me?" In the past hundred years, her stomach seemed to have not changed, and she herself would often Forget about being pregnant.Usually, they should eat and drink when they should, and fight when they should fight, without any hindrance at all.
It's just that now she suddenly seemed to be kicked by a child looking for a sense of existence, so how could she not be puzzled?
Hua Manlou supported Ming An with his hands, and looked at her stomach in disbelief, "Child, is there really any movement?"
"Uh..." Ming An was not sure when asked by Hua Manlou, "Probably?"
"..." Hua Manlou was also helpless, this child stayed in Ming An's belly for so long, and had no intention of coming out at all, it really made them feel helpless as parents.
Ming An touched his stomach, "Could it be that the baby finally wants to come out?"
"Ah?" Hua Manlou was stunned, "That, that, shall we go back to the Heavenly Court to find the Supreme Lord?"
Ming An was also a little puzzled, "But, Taishang Laojun doesn't seem to be good at this, he's not from Wenpo."
"..." Hua Manlou patted himself on the head, he was really a bit stupid, he was used to looking for Taishang Laojun in the past, and he had forgotten this. "On the first day we arrived here, the child has moved. Could it be that the child actually likes this place more?"
Hua Manlou is also a father for the first time, and the child is so different.It is special compared to other human children, even compared to other fairy offspring.So many times, Huamanlou doesn't know what to do.
I am always afraid that it will be bad for mother and child.
Ming An thought about it seriously, "I think it's very possible. By the way, why don't we go to the hospital for an examination? However, neither of us has ID cards or other documents, and we still need help."
Hua Manlou frowned slightly, "What kind of hospital is that, can you check it out?"
Ming An seemed not in a hurry, "I don't know, anyway, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor."
"..." Hua Manlou didn't know what to say again, did he want to say whether his wife and children were dead or alive? "Let's rest for a while. As for going to the hospital, we'll probably have to wait until we figure out the situation here." He took the pulse and found that Ming An and the child were all fine, so he was reluctantly relieved.
Fortunately, he is a god, no matter what the situation is, he can deal with it, otherwise he will be really worried.
The fairy couple in the mountain temple on the mountain are worried about their parents' children, and Feng Jue in Fengjia Village at the foot of the mountain is also worried.He was worried that his three views over the past twenty years had been shattered, how to rebuild them in a short period of time.
The promised gods and monsters are just feudal. Jian. Remnants?What about building a scientific society?What about using science to speak?Was all the education he had received all these years fooling him?
Feng Jue was sad, Feng Jue was tired, and Feng Jue still had a headache.Oh, and the last one is because of his grandpa, because he got knocked again.Well, he has now reluctantly accepted that he has fallen out of favor with his grandfather.Alas, people's hearts are fickle.
"Why are you sighing again, this will drive away all the good fortune." Old Master Feng gave Feng Jue another chestnut.
Feng Jue gave Old Master Feng a resentful look. Why did he sigh and why did he still need him to explain?
Mrs. Feng pretended not to see Feng Jue's resentful eyes, "By the way, your mother made her famous chestnut roast chicken..."
"My favorite chestnut roast chicken!" Feng Jue's heart warmed up a bit, as expected, only mother is good in the world.
"What are you thinking about?" Feng Ma, who came out of the kitchen, gave Feng Jue a supercilious look, "This is for the Lord Mountain God. We are not fast enough, so I ask you to deliver it, lest it gets cold and tastes bad." As she said, she He took the basket in his hand to Feng Jue.
Feng Jue took the basket in a daze, smelling the aroma of roasted chestnut chicken from inside, he wanted to cry immediately.These days, even my own mother is unreliable.
"Hurry up, what are you stupid child doing?" Father Feng looked at his son with the eyes of a big fool, "Hurry up, you are a young man, how can you be the first to make an offering to the mountain god?" What a glorious thing!" Why is this kid getting more and more stupid?
"Oh, I see." Feng Jue's tone was very dry and indifferent. This is his real grandfather and real mother. What else can he do, of course he can only be obedient.So, he just sent chestnut roast chicken to the mountain while sighing.
Along the way, Feng Jue smelled the cooking smells of various households, and he wondered if they were also sent to the mountains?The possibility is very high, the modern mountain god is having a good time.
作者有话要说:感谢在2019-12-0323:58:01~2019-12-0423:58:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles passed by from your whole world;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
So, could it be that because he came back too little, he was robbed of the position of "Supreme" by a foreign liar?
Uh, although this liar is good-looking and temperamental, he is still a liar.
Mrs. Feng felt that it was a waste of energy to even roll his eyes at Feng Jue's stupid face, "You dare to say that the mountain god is a liar, and I won't hit you." Even though he didn't have dentures, Mrs. Feng scolded himself Grandson is still very neat. "Obviously you have listened to the deeds of the mountain god since you were a child, and you grew up under the protection of the mountain god, how dare you say that!"
Mrs. Feng was so angry with his grandson. If Feng Jue wasn't his own grandson, he really wanted to hit him again.
"Okay." Ming'an pulled Huamanlou to stand up, "We should go back to rest, and come to the mountain temple to find us if we have anything to do." As soon as the words fell, the two of them disappeared in the ancestral hall, disappeared among the crowd. in front of.
"Congratulations, Lord Mountain God!"
"She, she, she..." Seeing this scene, Feng Jue was in a bad mood.He ran to the location where Ming An and Hua Manlou were just now, and squatted down to look for the mechanism.But nothing can be found, and there is no trace.
In fact, as long as Feng Jue thinks about it carefully, he will know what kind of mechanism is impossible.The Feng family's ancestral hall has been guarded by the villagers of Feng's village for several generations. It is impossible for someone to set up some kind of authentic mechanism here quietly.
Old Mrs. Feng stepped forward and gave Feng Jue a chestnut, "What are you looking for, idiot, I'm going home." The Feng Shui outside is not good, and the good grandson is getting more and more stupid.But thinking that only Feng Jue could bring back those snacks that were not available here when he went out to work, he was relieved again.
Alas, you can't have your cake and eat it too, there is no way.For the sake of the mountain god, I can only wrong my grandson to stay outside.Stupid is a little silly, but it doesn't matter, they don't dislike it.
Feng Jue covered his head, aggrieved.The most important thing now is not whether the person just now is a mountain god, but why his status in the family has plummeted!Grandpa, I am your dearest and favorite grandson, am I not?
Mrs. Feng: Compared with the mountain god, it's really not.
Feng Jue: o(╥﹏╥)o
Ming'an's mountain temple is just a temple in the eyes of the mountain people, there is really nothing special about it except that it will never fall into dust or fall into ruin.But in fact, there is indeed a cave here, it is a space that only the owner of this place can enter, it can be regarded as Ming An's cave.
Ming An pulled Huamanlou into his cave, "Huamanlou, look, this is my cave, how about it?"
Hua Manlou smiled and nodded, "Ming An's place is naturally very good." The aesthetics cultivated by the seventh son of the Hua family and Master Mu De is completely useless at this time, even if it is really ordinary here, as long as It would be good to get involved with Ming An.
Therefore, Huamanlou really thinks that this place is very good.
"I also think it's very good." Ming An looked around, and then frowned, "But there is a small problem, I can't keep the flowers and plants alive." It seems that it is lacking in Bimu Dezhenjun's mansion. It's a bit of a taste.
"It's okay." Hua Manlou took Ming An's hand, and put a kiss on his lips, "I'm here."
"That's right, there's you!" Ming An threw himself into Hua Manlou's arms and rubbed against his chest.
Hua Manlou reached out and stroked Ming An's hair, and then said: "I don't think the person who left today will let it go." With such a heavy blood on his body, it seems that even if he didn't kill anyone himself, he died because of him. There will be no shortage of people.
Ming An didn't care, "Can he still go to heaven? Anyway, as long as that person dares to come, I'll let him know what it means to be powerful!" It's just an ordinary human being. Absolutely no problem.
What's more, that person dared to offend Shenwei, no matter where she was, it was justifiable for her to trouble him.
"It's just, don't you say that this place is very different from where I used to be? Could it be that other methods would be better?" They have been together for more than a hundred years, but Ming An has related everything he has experienced to Huamanlou. I have said it again, especially in this modern society, and there are so many TV dramas.
Hua Manlou still has a good impression of this world that governs the country according to the law, the only thing that is more helpless is the TV series that Ming An likes.Cough cough, which god would like this kind of drama about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fighting.
"That's right." Ming An raised his head, "I almost forgot that it's different from before." If she did something too big, she would be on that TV or something.There may be a lot of troubles at that time, alas, she hates troubles the most.
If it weren't for this, Ming An wouldn't have picked a mountain to be a small mountain god when he awarded the reward back then, wasn't it because he found it troublesome?
Hua Manlou smiled slightly: "I heard that the government here is very powerful?"
Ming An suddenly realized, "Hehe, Huamanlou, you are the smartest." She rubbed against his arms again, "What would I do without you?"
"Just don't leave me."
"I won't leave Huamanlou!" Ming An was talking, but suddenly frowned, and reflexively covered his stomach with his hands.
"What's wrong?" Hua Manlou panicked for a moment, "Ming An, what's wrong with you?"
Ming An's whole face wrinkled up, but only for a short while, "It seems that our baby kicked me?" In the past hundred years, her stomach seemed to have not changed, and she herself would often Forget about being pregnant.Usually, they should eat and drink when they should, and fight when they should fight, without any hindrance at all.
It's just that now she suddenly seemed to be kicked by a child looking for a sense of existence, so how could she not be puzzled?
Hua Manlou supported Ming An with his hands, and looked at her stomach in disbelief, "Child, is there really any movement?"
"Uh..." Ming An was not sure when asked by Hua Manlou, "Probably?"
"..." Hua Manlou was also helpless, this child stayed in Ming An's belly for so long, and had no intention of coming out at all, it really made them feel helpless as parents.
Ming An touched his stomach, "Could it be that the baby finally wants to come out?"
"Ah?" Hua Manlou was stunned, "That, that, shall we go back to the Heavenly Court to find the Supreme Lord?"
Ming An was also a little puzzled, "But, Taishang Laojun doesn't seem to be good at this, he's not from Wenpo."
"..." Hua Manlou patted himself on the head, he was really a bit stupid, he was used to looking for Taishang Laojun in the past, and he had forgotten this. "On the first day we arrived here, the child has moved. Could it be that the child actually likes this place more?"
Hua Manlou is also a father for the first time, and the child is so different.It is special compared to other human children, even compared to other fairy offspring.So many times, Huamanlou doesn't know what to do.
I am always afraid that it will be bad for mother and child.
Ming An thought about it seriously, "I think it's very possible. By the way, why don't we go to the hospital for an examination? However, neither of us has ID cards or other documents, and we still need help."
Hua Manlou frowned slightly, "What kind of hospital is that, can you check it out?"
Ming An seemed not in a hurry, "I don't know, anyway, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor."
"..." Hua Manlou didn't know what to say again, did he want to say whether his wife and children were dead or alive? "Let's rest for a while. As for going to the hospital, we'll probably have to wait until we figure out the situation here." He took the pulse and found that Ming An and the child were all fine, so he was reluctantly relieved.
Fortunately, he is a god, no matter what the situation is, he can deal with it, otherwise he will be really worried.
The fairy couple in the mountain temple on the mountain are worried about their parents' children, and Feng Jue in Fengjia Village at the foot of the mountain is also worried.He was worried that his three views over the past twenty years had been shattered, how to rebuild them in a short period of time.
The promised gods and monsters are just feudal. Jian. Remnants?What about building a scientific society?What about using science to speak?Was all the education he had received all these years fooling him?
Feng Jue was sad, Feng Jue was tired, and Feng Jue still had a headache.Oh, and the last one is because of his grandpa, because he got knocked again.Well, he has now reluctantly accepted that he has fallen out of favor with his grandfather.Alas, people's hearts are fickle.
"Why are you sighing again, this will drive away all the good fortune." Old Master Feng gave Feng Jue another chestnut.
Feng Jue gave Old Master Feng a resentful look. Why did he sigh and why did he still need him to explain?
Mrs. Feng pretended not to see Feng Jue's resentful eyes, "By the way, your mother made her famous chestnut roast chicken..."
"My favorite chestnut roast chicken!" Feng Jue's heart warmed up a bit, as expected, only mother is good in the world.
"What are you thinking about?" Feng Ma, who came out of the kitchen, gave Feng Jue a supercilious look, "This is for the Lord Mountain God. We are not fast enough, so I ask you to deliver it, lest it gets cold and tastes bad." As she said, she He took the basket in his hand to Feng Jue.
Feng Jue took the basket in a daze, smelling the aroma of roasted chestnut chicken from inside, he wanted to cry immediately.These days, even my own mother is unreliable.
"Hurry up, what are you stupid child doing?" Father Feng looked at his son with the eyes of a big fool, "Hurry up, you are a young man, how can you be the first to make an offering to the mountain god?" What a glorious thing!" Why is this kid getting more and more stupid?
"Oh, I see." Feng Jue's tone was very dry and indifferent. This is his real grandfather and real mother. What else can he do, of course he can only be obedient.So, he just sent chestnut roast chicken to the mountain while sighing.
Along the way, Feng Jue smelled the cooking smells of various households, and he wondered if they were also sent to the mountains?The possibility is very high, the modern mountain god is having a good time.
作者有话要说:感谢在2019-12-0323:58:01~2019-12-0423:58:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles passed by from your whole world;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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