Gintama Ninja's Way of Survival

The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_Suddenly discovered that Yinsang is only 177!Forget it, attack and suffer from the hearts of the people!

To be honest, for the character of Moriichi, I originally hoped that he would follow Shikamaru's style, but the writing turned out to be crooked.

By the way, I opened my mind.

I want to write another article about black baskets, (*/ω╲*) although I said before that I will not write black baskets again.

However, some people can't hold back their cuteness!

I won’t write about the game this time, and basically wrote everything necessary for the two black baskets of the game.

It's not integrated with Wangwang anymore, hehehe, this time it's merged with another anime.

When this article is finished, I will write and write!The protagonist is Aomine!

thanks for your support!

Finally, I wish you all a wonderful day!

"Hey, let me go, the elderly have to go to bed early and get up early." Pulling the gray suit on his body, Bai Yan lifted the curtain of the changing room. "Where is the back door?"

"No, no, how can such an interesting thing go away?" Yin Shi smiled wretchedly, looking at Bai Yan from head to toe several times. "It's not bad. It's the first time I see you wearing a suit. Without the forehead guard, your hair is always loose. Compared with Quan Zang, we look more like brothers."

——Is this the legendary husband and wife picture?

"Not bad, it's rare to come home from the main street and meet a group of troublesome people like you. Also, I have clean and straight hair, so don't put gold on your face with your natural curly hair."

"Well, do you want to take off the mask? It feels a bit abrupt."

The hand supporting his chin nodded, and after a while he denied himself. "Forget it, it will be troublesome if those ladies see it. Kagura is still talking about marrying you."

Yinshi held Bai Yan's waist and walked out. "Hey, I can't tell you're pretty skinny."

"I said, Yinshi..." Bai Yan slapped Yinshi's hand off, and walked towards the lobby outside the door first. "Your expression is disgusting."

"Eh? No way! Don't call me Yinshi here, call me GIN!"

"Who cares about you." Suddenly thinking of something, Bai Yan stopped and turned to look at Yinshi. "There's something wrong with you... you don't even refute the natural roll? Did you spoil your stomach?"

——Accidentally being so handsome that you forgot.

"No, it didn't count just now, start over." Yin Shi looked serious, grabbed Bai Yan's shoulders with both hands and shook them violently. "What's wrong with the natural curls! The natural curls also have the function of natural curls! Ah...you are taller than me? Ah? Why is your height the same as before! Damn 181!"

Bai Yan's eyes turned into crescents when he smiled, and his hands hanging on both sides sparkled with lightning. "Hehe, it seems that it's your brain that's broken."

"what--!"

……

Bai Yan, who returned to the lobby, found that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and looked around, only to find that Gao Tianyuan's gorgeous decoration was in a mess.

Xixiang Tesheng of the ladyboy shop.

Yoshiwara's Moonsong.

Yagyu Kubei, the next head of the Yagyu family.

And a... mosaic hanging from the ceiling. [Hey, why am I a mosaic!call me GIN

"...death bombing."

"You bastard..." Yin Shi limped out of the door behind Bai Yan with black smoke coming out of his mouth. "Discharge if you disagree with me, have you made a mistake! What to do if someone sees it! What to do if you are dissected as Pikachu!"

"Shut up, Yinshi." Bai Yan patted the back of his head, and walked over to Sen Yi who was crouching in the corner shivering. "What's the situation? Moriichi."

"Yan Sang—." Sen Yi raised his head, tears streaming down his face. "Those guys just brought a large number of entourages over, and then started a war for some reason. Fortunately, they left, and the baby was scared to death!"

"Moriichi, I didn't expect that as an intelligence officer, your heart is so fragile."

"No, no, no, Yansang. I'm just a small mortal, and those people are just a group of demons dancing around! TAT"

"Excuse me, excuse me." A gentle female voice came from the door, and everyone in the hall looked over.

"I'm the person who made an appointment before. My name is Ye Shen. As long as you say that the lady is here, I think he will understand. Can you tell Mr. Kuangshilang for me?"

night God! ?Could it be... Could it be!The lady is here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahA lot of cold sweat broke out on Yinshi's face, what a coincidence that he came to this monster's banquet!Mosaic, Doctor Death, Shemale King, and twin ponytails with explosive combat power, this table has become a battlefield... You must escape quickly, or you will be involved in a big accident!

"I... I'm very sorry. The store manager happens to be out of business right now. I'll call him back right away. Can you please wait here for a while?"

"Don't worry, GIN." Holding Yinshi's collar with one hand, Hijikata covered the phone. "I've already contacted the store manager just now."

——Don't try to run away alone, you bastard.You dragged me into this muddy water without authorization, and you still want to run away alone?How could I let you succeed!

Xin Baji also stepped forward and made an invitation gesture to Mrs. Ye Shen. "Before the manager comes back, please have a drink and wait for a while."

—— Yinsang, let’s make up our minds to face the difficulties together with everyone!Let's all come together and entertain the lady!

Yinshi turned his head and glared at Xin Baji, a crossroad appeared on his face.Stop kidding me!Where are all the people you mentioned?When will the store manager come back?It has fallen to the ground at all!Don't think I didn't know what happened when I wasn't there!Just think about it, what will happen if you throw your wife into the hands of those vicious drunken masters!It's like throwing a chair into a group of Jackie Chan!It will be used for acrobatics, subjected to all kinds of cruel treatment, and finally broken in tatters!

Xinbaji gave Yinshi a thumbs up knowingly, trying to convey his thoughts.It doesn't matter, Mr. Kushiro will definitely come back!Until then, we'll be in charge of entertaining Madam.Fortunately, the other guests have gone back, and there are still many empty seats, as long as the group of Jackie Chans are not allowed to get close to the lady.

"Please...please sit here."

Taking Senyi to hide on the sofa in a blind spot of other people's vision, Bai Yan sighed, he knew it would be like this.Ahh, Mori seems to be shaking even more?

"Yan-sang. Shinbachi...kun, Sakata-kun, and Hijikata-kun...were attacked by Kunai."

"Shhh, keep your voice down, don't look."

"It's disgusting——, GIN-sama. You leave us alone, where are you going!"

"Bastard! I'm the one who named you first! Pour me some wine!"

"That's right! We are guests today! Give me a few words of flattery! You bunch of dead public relations!"

"Holding, I'm sorry, babies. I have to entertain this guest first, and the banquet over there is temporarily handed over to GURA."

"If you have a feeling, tell me again? Don't you bother to drink my wine!"

"Hey, you bastard. You really have a lot of guts to steal love from the person I named! Right, Yueyue."

"Yan...Yan Sang. Those people made a move... against Mrs. Ye Shen!"

"Shhh! (accent)"

"Don't pronounce the word with accent!"

"Ah, by the way, your curls got poop on them, is it okay?"

"You two should stop now. I'm offended, they're both very drunk, please forgive me, the cost of laundry will be borne by the Yagyu family."

"Ah... wait a minute, Xiao Jiu, you can't do this!"

"Oh! Miss A Miao is very reliable!"

"Moriichi, do you want to be discovered by them? When the group starts drinking, we'll just slip through the gate. Understand?"

"Hi!"

"Really, leave this kind of thing to our shop assistants! Bah, bah, bah——. For dirt that can't be wiped off, you have to wet the paper towel first, and then wipe it off."

Mori said that he really saw today what it means that the world of adults is always dirty, but this is not the end.Obviously he and Yan Sang had already walked to the door, but they were seen by Tufang's damned glaucoma... So, they sat at the same table now.

After Tufang asked Mrs. Yagami what she liked to drink, the scene got out of hand.Bai Yan held Kunai in one hand to block the wine bottle knocked by Jiubingwei, and picked up Moriichi's collar with the other hand and jumped onto the sofa in the cubicle.Hey, can he transfer space directly...

"What the hell are you doing, those drunks!" Gintoki was lying under the table, his forehead was slashed by Xixiang with the wine bottle, and the dark red blood was slowly flowing out. "Can't you talk properly without hitting someone on the head first!"

"Sure enough, we have to find a way to deal with these drunks first, otherwise we won't be able to proceed. After all, it's not good to discuss the topic of Dragon Ball in front of women, right?" A cigarette, lit for a long time did not light up.

"You didn't throw the topic of oolong tea at me first! I have no choice but to talk about it! What the hell is Dragon Ball divination! Just ask her what type she likes!"

"Vegeta."

She replied ah ah ah ah ah!Xin Baji looked terrified, his eyeballs were about to pop out. "Madam also participated in the discussion!"

"Who! Who did she just say she likes!"

"Big, probably Vegeta."

Mori covered his face with one hand, why on earth did the girls start discussing Vegeta by themselves again!And Hijikata-kun, you don't look like Vegeta at all, why are you forcing Vegeta's gestures to say his mantra!Okita-kun, is it really okay to have a tequila tower?Even if you want to make them drunk...you have to weigh your own combat effectiveness first!It's you and the two idiots who fell down, okay?Ahhh, I am obviously the one in the three-person team responsible for raising the average IQ, so I can only complain when I meet this group of people?Yansang, please help me!

"I'm already a little drunk, it's almost time to say goodbye."

Seeing Mrs. Ye Shen who said such a sentence, Mori felt very tired.Have you ever counted the empty wine glasses in front of you?

"I had a great time tonight... Please tell Mr. Kushiro like this."

"Hey!? Wait, please wait a minute! Are you going back?" Xin Baji stood up from his seat, and stepped over the drunken and dead Okita Hijikata. "Why? You didn't come to see..."

"A flushed face from drunk...it's too embarrassing." Mrs. Ye Shen, who was wearing a black skirt, put her hands in front of her. "I can't face Lord Kushiro like this."

"Can't face Mr. Kushiro? Could it be, Ms. Yagami, the reason why you came to this store again is not because you hate this place... but to see Mr. Kushiro?"

"Sure enough, you also know that saying. When Madam visits a street for the second time, she will no longer be the God of Fortune, but will come as the God of Death. But unfortunately, I am neither the God of Fortune nor the God of Death, let alone bring the street What kind of power. I am just a sad woman who is possessed by the magic power of money and has forgotten her friends and destination. In order to relieve loneliness, I wandered around Huajie and Liuxiang, and I got the title of Night God without knowing it. I The reason why I don't frequent the store is because of the rumors that spread, and I don't like their hospitality that treats fragile things with care. I can only be free on the street where no one knows me. But, somehow At that time, my name had spread throughout Edo, and I even lost my only home.”

"It was at that time that I met Mr. Kushiro. He also knew about me, but his smile was not the fake smile I was used to seeing. Not only to me, but to everyone. Whether it's other guests or male publicists who work together, the smile must be blooming because of his favorite male publicist job. To him, there is nothing special at all. It's very special to me. I want to see that smile again, that's why I came here. I don't even know that I have become a real grim reaper without knowing it. You are replacing the male publicists who quit because of me You must have come here. Really, I am very sorry." Mrs. Ye Shen turned around and bowed to everyone behind her. "Please don't worry. Death will not come to the night streets again, but I'm really happy. Although I couldn't see Mr. Kushiro, I finally saw the bright smile that can dispel the shadow of Death again."

……

"Senyi, let's go." Bai Yan who didn't know when changed back to his clothes followed Mrs. Ye Shen out of the gate of Gao Tianyuan. "Now is the real time for adults. Children and old men can go home and sleep peacefully."

"Eh?" Sen Yi raised his head to look at Bai Yan, and was stunned for a moment.Then he rushed to the dressing room at the speed of a [-]-meter race, and put on the original clothes in less than ten seconds.When he came to the street, he realized why Yan Sang said such a sentence.Mr. Kuangshilang, who was unconscious before, and Gao Tianyuan's male publicists stood in front of Mrs. Ye Shen.

"Excuse me, miss, have you booked your itinerary for tonight? If it's convenient, you might as well visit the angel's lounge. Come to Gaotianyuan and rest your wings for a while."

"Unfortunately, I don't have that kind of wings. All I have are unfortunate black wings."

"Oh? It's like the god of death, but the god of death has just returned home. Did you know that Mrs. Yagami will come to the street as a god of good fortune. However, I heard that when she visits for the second time, it will bring misfortune to the street .In that case, what will happen the third time?"

Mrs. Ye Shen, who was surrounded by everyone, walked into Gao Tianyuan again, and Mori looked at the street drenched by raindrops. "Yan Sang, Mr. Kushiro is indeed the No. 1 in Kabukicho Cowherd."

"Ah, yes."

"Hey, Yansang. It's raining so much, how are we going to go home?"

"Yo—." The closed door was opened, and Gintoki came out with two umbrellas in his hand. "Kuangshilang said thank you, tsk, there's nothing to be thankful for just staying on the sidelines and watching the show."

"Why, Mori and I were implicated by you, he can't even drink alcohol at this age, sad 177 natural volume."

"Isn't it because you have been staying in the Konoha convenience store without going out for a walk, you know that you will enter menopause early! Can't you be more lively and play with everyone? PS: Do you want to have your legs cut off by me! Natural rolls are fine. ! Why do you still mention 177! Is 181 very high! Ah?"

"Oh? Are you worried that I will die of loneliness? I'm not a rabbit. As a store manager, I'm also very busy. There are a group of people waiting for dinner. Besides, your so-called play is to use the general as a snowboard and develop it. Prostate brakes? Or does it mean that he went to the universe and destroyed a planet? PS: He is taller than you, with a natural volume of 177."

"Tsk, why did I forget what your job is. Always secretly hiding in the corner to peep at the world, sooner or later you will be cursed to become bald! Just like Kagura's father! PS: Such a proud face It’s so ugly, Bai Yansang——! Don’t stop me, Moriichi, I’m going to let him experience for himself what is called White Yasha today!”

"Can't you talk properly? No, have a good fight? What the hell is PS? PS: Sakata-kun, I didn't stop you."

Ah, sure enough, even I was infected.Mori looked at the two people who were chattering blankly. For some reason, he seemed to have seen this scene of little (da) children (qing) arguing (ma) fighting (qiao) in the manga Maki gave him. , the kind with roses painted on the cover.

——Heh, domineering black-bellied CEO X Jian is an angry rogue.