Gintama Ninja's Way of Survival

The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_I don’t want to make it particularly complicated, so my setting is probably like this.

Both of them belonged to the more frank type, and Kakashi didn't think about covering up at first.

If you know it, admit it, if you don't know it, let it be.And so far, Yinsang is still secretly in love, and it will take a while until there is a turning point.

In other words, no one really guessed that Bai Yan's surname is Hattori, the stupid author is already too proud.

If you don't make a big move, there will be no comments. Sure enough, a few people were blown up in the last chapter. (*/ω╲*)

Ah, there is one more thing I want to say, that is, the main character collapsed.

I am not surprised that it will collapse, because I hope that Kakashi will not be burdened with too many things in the world of Gintama, and can live a more relaxed life on the basis of taking responsibility.There is a family with a group of good subordinates, and a brother is still there after the death of the parents.

After all, it is not the original Naruto World where Ninja World Wars were fought at every turn, and clans were exterminated at every turn.

Gintama has a heavy tone, but most people still have hope and want to embrace the sun. The group of people in Kabukicho is a typical example.

Ordinary people live in the world of ordinary people, and ninjas live in the way of ninjas.

The war against barbarians is not the main line, and there are not many survivors, so this is another calculation.

What's more, I'm just a fool and can't write conspiracy theories, so this article is gone forever on the road of foolishness.

Thank you for your support all the time, this article has almost been written more than half, thank you~!

Finally, I wish you all a wonderful day!

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子非鱼，安知鱼之乐扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-1400:07:30

圭羽_爱贤扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-1400:21:20

Thanks to mine~!It cost money!

——Should I call you Hattori Hakuyan, or Hatake...Kakashi?

Bai Yan's eyes were closed halfway, and he leaned his upper body against the wall. "It's very sharp."

"You are too lazy to hide it, Kakashi Sansan." Gintoki propped his chin with his left hand, and tapped rhythmically on the floor with his right hand. "Hokage serialized until Gaara was captured by Akatsuki, and Kakashiban arrived at Sand Shinobi. Haruno Sakura's healing technique... I have experienced it a few times at least."

"Well...that's all?"

"The appearance is so similar, the shop I opened is called Konoha, and I saw your eight-nin dog once."

"Okay." Bai Yan sighed. "Want to sign?"

"You signed it for me." Yin Shi rolled his eyes, and then realized it again. "Don't change the subject, you bastard!"

"So what do you want to talk about?"

"you are dead?"

"Ah?" Bai Yan was stunned for a moment, the corners of his mouth slightly raised. "Oh, no."

"Then how did you break through the dimensional wall?"

"Kai and I still have... oh, don't spoil it. I probably went to a secret place to go sightseeing, and then I was born again with a 'biu—'."

"..."

"It's a very strange experience, and this world is also very strange. I was born blind, and I didn't really see this new world until I was eight years old. In short, after going through many things, this is what it is now. By the way, Need I spoil it?"

"..."

Bai Yan yawned, and then thought that luckily no one else would come to his yard.

"How long are you going to be speechless?"

"..." Yin Shi scratched his messy hair.He looked at Bai Yan's face, then looked away, and repeated this several times. "Have you thought about going back?"

"Where are you going? This is my home." Bai Yan smiled meaningfully. "Besides, my mission over there is over, and the one who appears in front of your eyes is Hattori Baiyan."

"A family of ninjas...it really suits you. Can you still use those ninjutsu?"

"Well, medical ninjutsu is mastered after coming here. I knew it before, and now I know it. I don't know formations, enchantments, seals, etc. now. After all, there is a formula book."

"What the hell is this villain's face!"

"Yeah, the villain's success? Would you like to experience the experience of using a chidori to burn your head?"

"You want to kill me, don't you!"

"When I used medical ninjutsu for the first time, I remember asking you why you helped me." Gintoki exhaled slowly. "You said it was because you were burdened with something. In fact, you were just helping another Hattori."

Although he didn't know why Yinshi asked this, Bai Yan just nodded truthfully. "Zenzo, after all, used to be the leader of the imperial family, and he has feelings for this country. Moriichi has always given him a copy of the information related to the shogunate, and will report to him if there is any abnormality in Edo."

"Am I the first person to discover your identity?" Yinshi didn't know that he would say this sentence so naturally. After confirming the origin of the other party, he panicked.Sakata Gintoki is just an ordinary down-and-out samurai with no ambitions, and Hatake Kakashi...'Konoha No. [-] Technician', 'Elite Jonin', and the three-dimensional popular male god.

——Dimensional wall, how can you break it, break it!Have you picked a time to go to the shrine to worship recently?

"No."

"..."

"Father didn't notice it, and Quanzo was the first one. You said it too, I'm too lazy to hide it. As for when I discovered it... I made a bunch of ninjutsu scrolls for him in the early years. Later, I went to Edo to open Konoha Convenience Store, Mori told me that Quanzang bought a bunch of Hokage booklets from the store." Bai Yan recalled the scene between the two of them when they were young, with a nostalgic smile on his face. "He is a very competent elder brother. Through this action, he conveyed to me that he knows my background. Although he has tested whether I have other plans, this is just a worry as an elder brother."

"Don't you feel awkward... or something like that? It's obviously much older than him. Moreover, re-opening a life with memories... plus the manga of Hokage... It's really rare that it doesn't grow crooked."

"Fortunately, it will definitely be a little hard at the beginning. The comics can only be called a coincidence at best? After all, in my cognition, that world is real, and so am I." Bai Yan touched it The nose is actually not as simple as it is said. It took a long time to adapt both physically and psychologically. "Do you think I'm Takasugi? If you don't agree with me, you'll be a middle school student. Gintoki, Hatake Kakashi also has his own way of ninja."

"Tch, did you think I didn't read the Gaiden? When I was young, Kakashi was a proud, gloomy, and regular middle school student! Tsk tsk, who would have thought that when he grew up, he would become decadent, dead fish-eyed, and loving? Look at the bad uncle of the Eighteenth Ban."

"The second part is your self-introduction, right?" Bai Yan casually threw out a handle of kunai, which happened to be nailed between Yinshi's legs. "You discovered my secret, so it's better to keep it secret."

Yinshi broke out in a cold sweat, and raised his hands tremblingly in a gesture of surrender.

"I, I, I... I swear I won't say anything! Bai Yan sama!"

Because I mentioned my childhood, did I think of that Uchiha rabbit?Ah, my chest is a little stuffy, this room is too poorly ventilated.After a time and space plus another life... It's so far away.

"It's late at night, I'm going to sleep."

"That's it...it's really late." Gintoki stood up from the ground and turned to look at the cherry tree in the yard illuminated by the moonlight.The breeze blows, and the shadows of the trees dance. "Bai Yan, are you really looking at this world?"

Are you really looking at me, Sakata Gintoki?

"I live in Edo, and I met a sweet jerk named Sakata Gintoki. The soul is old, but this body is not old enough to be dizzy."

"That's good. Although I can't empathize with you, although... that world is real. Putting aside the external things, I am really happy to know you."

Yinshi turned around and walked out of the house, suddenly felt that a big stone in his heart disappeared.

"Silver time." Bai Yan turned off the light, the face hidden in the darkness was hard to see clearly.

"Before the Hongying incident, I set up a hidden pile in the Ghost Squad. After being discovered, I couldn't send people there. A few days ago, I received news from other places that Chunyu and the shogunate secretly colluded to reach some agreements. Do you still remember the Shinsengumi turmoil? It was to attract the attention of others so that Haruyu could smuggle to the earth. The worst situation happened. The shogunate, the Ghost Army and Haruyu, what the three forces are trying to do is temporarily unknown. I don't know, but it's definitely not a small trick to play around."

"Ah, I see. By the way, do you really look exactly the same now as before?"

"Yes."

"...Two-dimensional top ten unsolved mysteries, and I have solved one of them."

"Don't get involved in this kind of topic when I'm talking about business."

"Hi hi—."

……

It was almost nine o'clock in the evening, and Mori locked the door after get off work, and handed the key to Jiuchuan by the way.

"Then I'll go home first." Hisakawa Asamori nodded, then turned and walked towards the street.

"Senichi."

Hearing someone call his name, Mori turned his head and looked over. "Yan Sang, didn't you leave before?"

Coming out of the snack bar across the street, Bai Yan smiled with crescents in his eyes. "Well, I suddenly got a little hungry and ate something by the way, let's go back here today."

"Hi--."

Following behind Bai Yan, Mori's eyes swept over the various storefronts on both sides of the street from time to time.I have been in Edo for so long, and I rarely have the opportunity to experience Kabukicho at night.

"Ladies, have you booked the itinerary for tonight? If you are free, why not come to the angel's lounge, Gao Tianyuan rests his wings temporarily, how about it?"

"Hey, Gao Tianyuan has come back to life again? I heard that all the male publicists have resigned one after another, so they have been suspending their business."

"Hired a new male publicist, and now we're reopening with a fresh outfit. To celebrate reopening, we're offering [-]% off today."

"Really? But the new male public relations must be some ugly monsters who have been recruited in a hurry."

"That's not the case. The ones gathered here are all the handsome guys we have screened from all over Edo. It will definitely make you spend an unforgettable night, I promise you."

Sen Yi's outstretched right hand trembled and pointed at the slightly familiar voice, while pushing Bai Yan who was still watching the jump while walking.

"Hey, Yansang, did I read it wrong? Isn't that person, Xinbaji-kun's sister, A Miaosang?"

"Huh?" Closing the jump in his hand and putting it in the ninja bag on his waist, Bai Yan glanced to the side. "00..."

The gate of Gaotianyuan was opened from the inside to the outside, and dazzling lights poured out.

"Welcome, Mako Amagara." Okita in a suit stood on the left side of the door with a red rose in one hand, and Hijikata in the same attire stood on the right with a white rose in his hand. "I won't let you go back until dawn tonight, little cats. This is the beginning of a hot and cool party."

"Herewego!"

"OK!"

"Let's party!"

"Ahem..." Bai Yan almost choked on his own saliva, what did he see!The deputy chief of the Shinsengumi and the captain of the first team have turned into cowherds. As the boss, the director actually wears only a pair of underpants and kneels on the ground as a Harley motorcycle?Ah, there are three people from Wanshiwu...

"Moriichi, look straight ahead and don't stop."

"Hi, Yansang." "Wait, Yansang!"

"Huh? Don't pull my clothes."

"Ah, aren't these two brothers from Konoha Convenience Store? How about helping us?" A Miao, who was burning with will-o'-the-wisps in the background, held onto Moriichi's wrist tightly, and the latter pulled the helper Straw Baiyan.

"Ah...Miss A Miao, I still have an older brother who can't take care of himself, can you let me go back to take care of him?" Bai Yan's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, he really didn't dare to mess with A Miao who was in the devil mode... ...It seems to have returned to Konoha under the rule of Tsunade-sama. TAT

"Sister A Miao, I... my father has been paralyzed for many years, and he hasn't had dinner yet... Next time you come to the store to buy Haagen-Dazs, how about I give you a [-]% discount?"

"Don't talk nonsense, Moriichi, it's not a good boy to lie to others. You are an orphan, so stay here, can't you listen to Miao-sang? You are in trouble!"

"Yan Sang, you are talking nonsense! Master Quanzang is not in good health! Except for... hemorrhoids!"

"Come in, both of you!"

"boom--!"

The two who were thrown into the store lay on the floor, the corners of Bai Yan's mouth twitched. "Moriichi, can't you just let me go?"

"Yan Sang, you are not benevolent and I am not righteous."

"Hey--."

"Bai Yanjun, I'm sorry." Kuangshilang walked to Bai Yan's side and helped him up from the ground. "Thank you for your care before."

"Huh? Oh, you said that." Bai Yan's eyes were bent. Gao Tianyuan's boss and No. 1 cowherd in Kabukicho once bought information from him. "Everyone is a businessman, you are welcome."

"Then can I help you today?"

From Xin Baji and Kagura's words, I finally found out what happened, Bai Yan was about to take Mori away with his eyes open.

Known as a butterfly born and bred in Edo, a mysterious lady.As long as she tilts the wine glass a little, the distribution of power in the whole street will change.Some people even said that as long as the wife is taken down, it is tantamount to dominating the entire Flower Street and Willow Lane, and is a first-class guest.Like a god of good fortune, she descends on the streets at night.Tens of thousands of huge sums of money were scattered, and then all the money left.And never repeat, visit the same street.That's right, this person is Night God.

However, Mrs. Ye Shen, who never visited the same street repeatedly, visited Gao Tianyuan the night before, and left such a sentence before leaving, 'I will come again at the same time tomorrow'.Madam knows that her power is enough to change the distribution of power on the street, so no matter how much she likes a store, she will not interfere and is unwilling to become a regular customer.If such a lady wants to come here again, it means that she will bring disaster to this street...not the god of fortune, but the god of death.

Except for the boss and Hachiro who maintains the order in the store, the rest of the public relations men were frightened by the fact that his wife was coming again, so no one in the store went to work tonight.Accepting the entrustment, Wanshiwu not only recruited A Miao to disguise as a man as a receptionist, but also abducted the three members of the Shinsengumi by the way.

"We just run a convenience store, so we can't do this kind of thing." Bai Yan waved his hand behind him. "Besides, that lady is not as scary as in the legend, so you can work hard. Moriichi, let's go."

"Hehe, Yansang, where do you want to go?"

Bai Yan's body froze, and A Miao, who kept moving her fingers, was guarding the gate with a gentle smile on her face.

"Hurry up and change my clothes!" Yin Shi grabbed Bai Yan's shoulders and dragged him inside. "This ninja suit is definitely not good. Yinsang, I am now Gao Tianyuan's number one GIN, believe me! Let's do it!"

"Yan Sang!" Mori stretched out Erkang's hand, and before he could brew his emotions, Xin Baji repeated Yinshi's action. "Slow...slow down, Xinbachi-kun."

"I didn't pay special attention before, but now I see that Moriichi-kun looks the same as Kushiro-san. Ahh, compared to my ordinary appearance, Moriichi-kun must have a girlfriend, right? She is very cute Girl, right? Ah, I’m definitely not jealous, absolutely not jealous that Moriichi-kun got out of the singles before me or something. Where is the progress? Let’s talk to brother.”

"No, no, no, I didn't have a girlfriend. And...Xin Bachi-kun, your image has collapsed."

——Yan Sang, help!Glasses...the glasses are blackened!