Gintama Ninja's Way of Survival

The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_The author has fallen into a period of burnout, and has no love for code words at all.

Every time I write an article, I will do this. First, I am too cute to think about it, then I start to code, and then... hey, it doesn’t matter if I don’t say it.

In order to regain my love for my own children, I am going to watch the sixth Hokage and the fourth Gintama.

That's right, I'm such a boring person who watches over and over again.

It is really sad to have no manuscripts! ! !

thanks for your support.

Finally, I wish you all a wonderful day!

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A reader @东大萌 pointed out that the name of the back-to-back group in this chapter should be the back-to-back group, but the back-to-back group actually existed in history.

The Zhensen group was also renamed by the orangutan, so I decided to use the return group at the beginning of the next one.

Maybe it’s because of the difference with the subtitle translation, and some are patrol teams, some are back-seeing teams, and some are seeing-back teams.

Therefore, in the end, I decided to use the introduction of Isaburo Sasaki in the Baidu Encyclopedia entry, the patrol team.

' Sasaki Tetsunosuke? '

'Well, that is the minister of the shogunate, the son of the famous Sasaki family who has produced generations of elites.However, I don't know why, only he has never been in office.I heard that he is a bastard who specializes in doing bad things, but he really can't handle it, so he handed it over to the Shinsengumi.To put it bluntly, he was abandoned by his parents who cared about decency, and he was just a down-and-out young master. '

'Is Shinsengumi a nursery school? '

'Please don't say that, Chief.Do you still have an impression of the patrol team? '

'Well, it's the same police agency, but the people there are elites from prominent families.Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can also be said that they are Shinsengumi with aristocratic blood, and even the uniforms are exactly the same, except that the color is white.I still remember that their leader is also surnamed Sasaki...'

'Yes, Sasaki Tetsunosuke is the younger brother of Sasaki Isaburo, the leader of the patrol team. '

'I smell conspiracy... Moriichi, if you are Shinsengumi's enemy, how would you use this information? '

'...Take action against Sasaki Tetsunosuke? '

'Hmm...very subtle. '

Sitting in Isaburo Sasaki's luxurious office, Bai Yan rested his chin on one hand and carefully recalled the conversation with Moriichi this morning.It wasn't the first time he dealt with this person. He heard rumors about this person from Quanzang when he first came to Edo, and he even made deals after the intelligence organization became a little famous.

The son of the famous Sasaki family, who holds a sword like a "two days" and writes like a "tenshin". He is honored as a "three-day monster" and is deeply trusted by the shogunate.Later, the patrol team was established. Although it was still a young organization, it had already shown an active performance that was beyond the reach of major police organizations.

Famous family... I really miss it.

"I heard that you sent your brother to the Shinsengumi? Sasaki-kun really has a heart."

"Where, it's just a child of a concubine. Only the Shinsengumi will take in such inferior genetics that insult the Sasaki family. The rotting garbage can't be restored to its original state. Not only that, it will also breed bacteria and corrode the surrounding things. , if you don’t get rid of it sooner, it will cause big trouble for others.”

"So Sasaki-kun didn't entrust the Shinsengumi to help discipline his younger brother, but abandoned him? Well, common people like me can't understand your famous elites."

"Bai Yanjun, there is no need to underestimate yourself. As an elite, I am very confident in my own vision. You also have the demeanor of a famous family."

"No, no, Sasaki-kun thinks too highly of me, I'm just a small businessman."

Bai Yan didn't receive specific information, but he intuitively felt that the other party already knew that he was the head of the Hattori family.After hiding in Iga for so many years, it is inevitable that he will be exposed when he comes to Edo, and there is nothing he can do about it.

"So, why did Sasaki-kun invite me here today? If you want to buy information, you can go to the Konoha Convenience Store."

Isaburo Sasaki flashed a cold light through the lens on the bridge of his nose, and took out a file bag from the desk drawer.He tapped the table a few times with his fingertips, and looked up at the door after a while. "come in."

Bai Yan narrowed his eyes slightly, and a third person appeared in the room, with a very familiar aura... walking towards him.

"Silver time?"

"...Bai Yan?" Yin Shi stayed for [-] seconds, then sat down on the other side of the sofa, crossing Erlang's legs. "Why are you here."

"Sasaki-kun is my customer, but you, did you accept any strange commission?"

"Ah, don't mention it, I was implicated!" Yin Shi picked his nose. "That elite, what about the agreed compensation."

"Did you two know each other before? That would be great." Sasaki glanced at the two people opposite, and handed the paper bag on the table to Yinshi.

"I said before that I would like to introduce you to work. Our patrol team is hunting down an organization recently. It has the location of their gathering place and the information of their contacts. I hope you can sneak in there and provide us with the information you get."

"What organization is it?" Yinshi took the paper bag and looked at Sasaki with dead fish eyes. "If it's an organization like AKB, I'd be very happy to join, and I promise to investigate even the measurements. But anyway, it's Joy again, it's 'Ponytail and Tianzhu' again."

Bai Yan took out a jump and read it casually. 'Ponytail and Tianzhu'... Yinshi, aren't you really dragging Mr. Gui into the water?

Sasaki drooped his eyelids, looking back with the same dead fish eyes as Gintoki. "As you know, we are an elite police force composed of the elite of the elite and serving the elite. Even if we mix in with the Langshi, we will continue to exude an elite atmosphere, and we will be found to be elite immediately."

"How many times do you want to repeat the elite?" Yinshi complained quietly.

"It is very likely to be like AKB's Tomomi Itano, because she is too cute but out of place."

"Is this a metaphor for the elite?"

"But a person with no shape like you can get a central position even in Joy." Sasaki took out his phone and pressed a few times.

"The goal is the Zhihui Kong Party. It was originally just a rogue group that wrote the shogunate in the rap lyrics and satirized it. But the disputes within the team continued to repeat, and the idea of ​​​​breaking the curtain continued to intensify as the number of team members increased. Now it has become a group. A giant mob group. We have received information that they are planning to carry out large-scale terrorist activities in the near future. It is up to you to approach them, find out the date and location of the operation, and catch them all when they gather together. This is the purpose of this infiltration .Although it is a dangerous task, I promise you that after the task is completed, I can contribute millions of dollars to buy CDs."

"Really! Really give Yinsang so much money?"

"If you complete the task, you can go, I still have something to discuss with Bai Yanjun."

"Tsk tsk, it seems that there is some kind of shady deal." Yinshi picked up the file bag and walked out the door, fanning himself while walking.

"Then let's talk about the purpose of inviting you to be a guest today."

Closing the jump, Bai Yan nodded. "Speaking."

"I hope that Bai Yanjun can provide me with the movement of the Zhensengumi every hour before the Zhihui Kong Party is wiped out, the kind that is around the clock."

"No problem, overtime pay will be calculated separately."

"of course."

"Pleasant to work with."

After the two shook hands, Bai Yan stood up from the sofa. "So, I'm leaving first. Is it already working time?"

"Of course, Bai Yanjun is very elite in doing things. After exchanging email addresses, I haven't received a reply from 'Baibaimiao' once, ah... this makes me very sad, please send me information by email this time." , 'Xiao Saburo' should not have been deleted?"

——'Baibai meow' or something, haha.Damn 'Xiao Saburo' has long been changed to 'wooden face' okay?

Taking the elevator to the first floor, Bai Yan stepped out of the automatic door and saw the natural scroll waiting outside.

"Bai Yan, do you know that Sasaki's younger brother is now the servant of the bastard mayonnaise?"

...mayonnaise bastard, do you mean earthwork?Bai Yan's eyes turned into crescent moons when he smiled, which is really an image. "I didn't know it before, but I know it now. What?"

"I regret accepting this commission." Yinshi scratched the back of his head, feeling that things would become very troublesome.

"Yeah, is it the vigilance of Bai Yasha?" Bai Yan raised his eyebrows. "It's too late to regret it now. Ah, did Sasaki-kun exchange email addresses with you?"

"Well, you specially gave me a mobile phone."

Bai Yan smiled without saying a word, patted Yinshi's shoulder and left.

"What..." Yin Shi looked at Bai Yan's back inexplicably.

Not long after, he understood why Bai Yan had that expression at that time.There is an email from 'Xiao Saburo' every few minutes, and it's still busy working as an undercover agent!Pictures of donuts, talismans, sunny dolls... just annoying!How much do you want people to answer emails!Are you a terminal patient of mobile phone poisoning?It's too clingy --!Moreover, why is it only in the email that he is so excited!Can't you be a facial paralysis?What about your character setting?In every sense of the word, this person... definitely forgot to take his medicine!

……

In the middle of the night, the surroundings were so quiet that there was only frogs chirping and cicadas chirping, and there was no light.Bai Yan was squatting on the roof of a building that clearly belonged to the scope of demolition, with broken stones and cement dust all over the soles of his feet.How hard is it to run to gather in this kind of building that is about to fall apart?

"leader."

"Senichi...how is the situation?"

Dressed in Anbu, with facial features covered by a cat-shaped mask, Moriichi connected the whole thing together in his mind. "The Shinsen group and the patrol team will arrive here in 5 minutes. Sasaki Tetsunosuke was a member of the Chie Sora party a month ago, and he was loved by the leader because of his generous shots. But the organization has become more and more radical. He is afraid Others found out that they were relatives of the police, so they ran away. But... It is estimated that his identity will be exposed in the worst form. And Isaburo Sasaki has long known that his younger brother has connections with the Chie Sora Party, so this time... ...Maybe they plan to get rid of the Shinsengumi together."

"The younger brother of the chief of the patrol team and the attendant of the deputy chief of the Shinsen group, this hostage is not light."

"Then, shall we make a move?"

"No, they can solve it. I'll make a call." Bai Yan took out his mobile phone and walked to a corner. He could already see police cars thousands of meters away through the barbed wire, and the headlights of dozens of cars illuminated the nearby area. , like daytime.

"Moximoxi, Sasaki-kun."

"Yeah, I haven't learned how to send email yet."

"It's like this. The Shinsengumi is in the driveway next to yours. Sasaki-kun must have been able to see it."

"Then my task is completed, when will the final payment be settled?"

"No problem, looking forward to the next transaction."

Mori helped the mask on his face, he was still not used to it.Bai Yan once made a rule that except for lurking and collecting intelligence, he must wear Anbu costumes and animal masks during other operations.

——Cos Hokage Anbu or something, the degree of shame is a bit high.

With the confrontation between the two parties in the open space not far away, Moriichi's nerves became tense again.Isaburo Sasaki and Hijikata swung their knives at each other, and even he could feel the murderous aura bursting out, which was heavy and biting.

"Bang-!"

"Deputy Chief—!"

"Deputy chief—!"

"Is it true? Hahahahahaha! It really did it! It really killed him! Sasaki!"

"Hey, what's going on? How did the group of people gather?"

"Bastards! What are you doing! No matter what will happen to Tetsunosuke!"

"Ah... Is Sasaki-kun's fighting style like this?" Bai Yan put one hand on the barbed wire, with a hint of amusement in his eyes. "He still uses a gun."

"Yan Sang... Shouldn't you be concerned about Hijikata-kun's injury at a time like this?"

"No, that man didn't fall so easily."

—He's already down, okay?

"Respectfully, His Excellency Isaburo Sasaki, please forgive my hasty letter. Since my letter to the patrol team is likely to cause gossip, I know that I still use a pseudonym to send this letter..."

After the leader of Zhihuikong Party finished reading Hijikata's letter to Sasaki, Mori found a miraculous thing... Hijikata resurrected on the spot.

"It's really a combination of love and literature."

While sighing, Bai Yan formed a seal with one hand.

'untie. '

After receiving the news from him, Bai Yan picked up Moriichi's collar and jumped into the air.

"Ah, Moriichi, have you gained weight recently?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

After eating Night Breeze with his mouth full, Mori wanted to cry but had no tears.But then he discovered that the building he was standing on had collapsed...and the one next door had been shelled.

"What... what's the situation?!"

"Well, it should be safe here." Standing still on the ground, Bai Yan patted the dust that didn't exist on his body. "There are two professional households demolishing houses over there. The patrol team also spent a lot of money, and even sent a helicopter."

Swords and gunfire intertwined, and the scuffle started.

"Well, wait a minute, I don't plan to advance and retreat with the Shinsengumi."

A smile flashed in Bai Yan's eyes, is his hearing getting better and better?Even in such a noisy environment, the voice of the natural volume can still be distinguished.

"I was born to be incompatible with Tiaozi. Whether it's the Shinsengumi or the patrol team, I don't want to get involved. It's just to deal with a group of bastards. It's really shameful that the two major police organizations in Edo have come out like this. I don't want to help either the useless guy who is thinking about saving his own people, or the useless guy who doesn't intend to save anyone. I'm going to help these poor, poor, younger generations. If If you can't save anything, even criminals, I will save them all. Come on, the deputy commander of the demon——, let's start with you first. I, the leader of the barbarians, the head of White Yasha... If I can take it , come and try."

"Is he an idiot?" Sen Yi tilted his head and looked at Bai Yan puzzled. "I finally lived a stable life in Kabukicho for several years, and now I reveal my identity in front of the Shinsengumi and the patrol team..."

"Don't get your hopes up..."

The battle ended with the arrest of all the patriots, and only a few people were injured in the Zhenxuan team, as did the patrol team.The leaders of both sides reached a consensus after negotiations, and this operation is a win-win situation.

Gintoki Sakata sat in Shinsengumi's police car with his hands in handcuffs.

"It's just an idiot with natural curly hair who is handsome for only three seconds."

The corners of Mori's mouth under the mask slightly twitched.

——Well, Yansang, you really know that person very well.