I woke up to find my Servant appeared in my room

When the heroic spirits rushed to the scene like flying, Lixiang was scrambling and scrambling under the attack of the Hulk.Attila, the legendary enemy king, stayed with his sheep and ate two slices of bread with grilled sausage with relish. The food added up to less than ten dollars just ate the style of a five-star restaurant, which made people start to doubt Did Chaldea steal the Heroic Spirit's food secretly?

When Li Xiang saw the two servants, one gold and one green, he waved at them happily: "It's finally here! In ten seconds, maybe your Master will be here today." As soon as she finished speaking, she A steady one sprinted forward and rolled, avoiding a fist of the Hulk's fury.The opponent's charge continued unabated, and directly smashed a light pole on the side of the road. The iron pillar collapsed like noodles, and shrank pitifully on the ground.

"..." The earl frowned, "What's going on? Didn't you say that the enemy is Altila? Who is this rational evaporator throwing around?"

In fact, the heroic spirits of Chaldea have more or less learned about the powerful combat power in the world where the master lives. The Hulk is definitely one of the most destructive and difficult to deal with.But in any case, the opponent is the weapon of the righteous side in most cases, and it is relatively rare for Berserker, who is like a crazy EX, to vent around for no reason.

Lixiang shouted: "Don't just watch and come over and help!" She didn't dare to run to the nearby residential areas, so she could only circle around in circles. The scene of two people fighting seemed to be recreating the tense atmosphere of cats and mice. Revealed a touch of funny.

"I, I punched Dr. Banner in order to drive away the crowd... I never expected the Hulk to be so angry! It was clearly agreed to stop the king together, but it really turned into an internal strife!"

"..."

Attila heard her calling his name, raised his head and blinked innocently.

"Then what should we do now?" The Cave King kept his hands in his pockets and asked her standing still, "Are you sure we can take action directly?"

It is certain that you can fight well, but the difficulty is to defeat the opponent while keeping both sides unscathed and help the opponent regain his sanity.

"I think we need a Nightingale at this time." Gilgamesh said affirmatively.

"..." Li Xiang asked pantingly, "Wang, are you serious?"

She calmed down, ran towards the heroic spirit, and exchanged places with them: "Don't worry about me! This guy's attacks that can't hit people are all misses. In short, go and take the heroic spirit who ran away from home over there first." Back to Chaldea!"

The king's eyes widened: "I won't go back!"

"If you don't go back, you have to go back! Do you know what happens to rebellious children?" Li Xiang was very determined.

"But, but the people of planet X-718 are still waiting for me to go back to host Christmas!" Attila hugged his skittle cane tightly, "I also promised the former purple guardian to destroy all bad civilizations on the earth , bring a brand new world to the master!"

"...??? What is planet X-718?! What is the purple guardian? These days, the guardian is still divided into seven colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple?"

Li Xiang, who was promised to own a new world, was moved but still confused, and was almost unsteady and was caught up by the Hulk.

The two of them are still running laps unremittingly, which is at odds with the serious (?) atmosphere.

"X-718 is the planet occupied by me and my warriors." Altera replied solemnly, "Although there is no grassland there, it is rich in energy. My people promise that they will provide oil reserves for the mechanical sheep, so that Maybe I can evolve into a steel Santa Claus like Chaldea's little mechanical Ellie."

She won't admit that she's been envious of Elizabeth, who has a new outfit every Halloween for a long time!

Lixiang performed a perfect pole vault, dodging the Hulk's sweeping legs.

Then he turned his head and roared at the Hero King and the Cave King: "Why are you standing still again?!"

"Because I'm still very confused about the current situation." The earl had a vicissitudes on his face, and wanted to light a cigarette. "Are we really not mistaken opponents? Attila looks quite normal."

"Normal fart——" Lixiang ran a little farther, motioned to Gilgamesh to take out some props to stop the Hulk, took a few breaths on his knees, finally calmed down and continued to ask the two heroic spirits, "Who is the guardian?" What? Do you know?"

King Xian pondered for a second and gave the answer: "I don't know why my king's abdominal muscles ache when I heard this name."

"...! It's that guardian!" Li Xiang's mind came up with the heroic image of the foot god, "but the purple foot god, uh." She made up the picture in her head, "It's so beautiful that it even makes me It reminds me of the purple sweet potatoes growing in the ground."

Attila's stomach groaned in unison.

"I want to eat." She said eagerly.

Lixiang wished to shake her shoulders like Dr. Banner: "Wake up! Artoria is inevitable!"

"Are you really not planning to obediently go back to Chaldea? If you are still wandering around outside while having a fever, the cold will get worse." The Master continued to persuade her earnestly, hoping that her child who was led astray could turn around and start a new life. "Everyone misses you very much, stop messing around here."

"Don't come back!" Altila leaned down slightly in a wary posture, "I promised the guardian to protect this pre-universe forever!"

"It has risen to this height!" The Hulk broke free and ran over at this time, Li Xiang held the hatred firmly, and hurriedly dodged to the side, hearing this, said sadly, "It seems that our enemy's brainwashing methods are first-rate, but bullying the brain What kind of hero is a child who is not easy to use! When I see this purple foot god, I will never give up until I hit it out of the purple elf root!"

"..."

"Master, did you just use the object 'it'?"

Li Xiang avoided answering, and said angrily: "GTMD Purple Potato Essence!"

Thanos in the universe also stabilized the hatred.

Seeing that it was impossible for the king who was kidnapped by the enemy to return to Chaldea without a fight, the two heroic spirits had to take out their weapons one after another, and stood on both sides of Attila in a siege.However, the King of the Huns had an impeccable talent in battle. He squinted his eyes slightly, and without hesitation drove the sheep to rush forward, and shouted: "Present for you!"

Li Xiang looked back in the midst of his busy schedule, it was incredible: "This kid has learned to be provocative?"

"..."

In order to avoid a direct conflict, the earl on one side hesitated for a while and stepped aside helplessly. The sheep jumped up and crossed the obstacle as high as a [-]-meter hurdle to reach the other end of the battlefield.

So now it's a face-to-face confrontation.

Now the two sides are standing in the middle of the wide street, and there is no one within a thousand meters.Attila stood up and lined up the sheep below him, calling its name: "Zerco, it's time to fuck~ Let the Master see our handsome side!"

While speaking, a large group of densely packed wooly sheep appeared on the street behind her, staring aggressively at the two heroic spirits opposite with their dark and moist round eyes: "Baa~~~~~~!"

"Although I know they are trying very hard to show their momentum, but..."

"Pfft." Li Xiang made a suspicious voice, but held back with difficulty in order not to hurt the King's self-esteem.But the situation is actually very critical now. Although the wool is good, those black and sharp hooves are no joke. Stepping on the body of an ordinary human will definitely poke a blood hole.

So she turned her laughter into intermittent coughs, turned her head and commanded solemnly: "You two! Open the treasure as you like! Today, the master is happy to finish the exam!"

"...I haven't finished the exam yet, how many subjects are left?"

"Don't pay attention to the details!" Li Xiang waved his hand, "Confront her! Tiger, get up! They are all light cannons, whoever is afraid of the other! Oh, by the way, Earl, when you put the treasure, please help me get rid of the stupid big man behind me!" It’s solved, just knock me out, I can’t run anymore.”

"Okay! It's time to go!" Attila's ruby-like eyes projected a sharp gaze, "This is for justice! To destroy bad civilization! One, two, three! The sheep of dreams are running in the night sky! The Holy Night Rainbow, Sword of the Military God (CandyStarPhotonRay)!"

"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible!" The flock howled crazily, as if thousands of horses and horses were rolling up billowing dust, they immediately overwhelmed the Hulk's roar, and swept towards the asphalt road!

"This is what the saying goes, do sheep bite people when they are in a hurry...?"

"There is no such slang at all!"

Gilgamesh cursed, took a few steps back and raised his own slate: "Why is this king's treasure going to shoot a group of sheep! Otherwise, the cave king, you come?"

"..." The count glanced at him speechlessly, "Do you have the green goblin skill?"

"No."

The count motioned him with his eyes: Then what are you talking nonsense about?Tiger, it is impossible to be high all the time, and it is impossible for a lifetime without Scatha.

"..." Very angry.

The King of Heroes gave a dry cough reluctantly, and reluctantly jumped up to the next seven floors, trying to enclose a piece of land as Uruk to strengthen his determination to fight the enemy, and said in his mouth: "Raise your bow and arrow, My king agrees! Show us Uruk's defense with the highest wealth! It is our determination that penetrates the earth! The king's cannon! Hahahahahaha no matter what method you bastard use, don't even think about it here Survive in the blooming treasure!"

Countless golden lights, more dazzling than the sun, appeared in the vast sky.Arrows rained down from the sky, like a verdict from the gods, showing the king's determination and courage to move forward.

——Finish this treasure!after!Never come to this side of the world again!

Wang swears to God.

Anger turned into boiling magic power. The oldest hero king of mankind, who possesses the prototype of all the treasures in the world, summoned a devastating cannon fire. A grand farewell ceremony.

The Count of Monte Cristo walked through the gunfire that seemed to never stop.

He is like a shadow of light, like a black flame in a raging fire, like a raging black lightning, spreading his wings with ease, harvesting the lives of one sheep after another in the still time and endless space.No matter what kind of existence it is, whether it is beautiful or cute or ugly and despicable, when its life is taken away, there is actually no difference in feelings.And the warm mammalian fur he was touching now was nothing but magic in essence.

Burn your own resentment and black flames with hatred and revenge, and turn everything into ashes.

This body will forever be a vengeful ghost——

"My journey is on the other side of grievances and hatreds! ——Tiger, burn brightly!"

At last Altila was reflected in his yellow eyes.

The girl looked up at her past comrades-in-arms, present enemy, and future partner.

There is no sadness or helplessness, no pain, despair or indignation.

He just let out a small smile in relief.

"—I (Altera), since birth, have brought nothing but destruction."

"Whether it is human beings or civilization, neither can escape the final outcome."

"That me (Saber), cannot realize the eternal loneliness of being imprisoned in a dark prison caused by such destruction."

"But at least, now I..."

She raised her head and sniffed her nose: "The nosebleed can't stop... Is it because you eat too much chocolate?"

"I, am an unqualified Santa Claus."

The Earl didn't act immediately, but said flatly: "No one is perfect from the beginning."

"As a Heroic Spirit, you can spend a long time learning slowly."

"Whether it's as the leader of the Huns, or as Santa Claus."

"Hmm...you're right. I'm sorry for troubling the Master."

"It's okay!" Lixiang, who was finally able to get rid of the Hulk, panted heavily, and waved his hands indifferently, "Compared to other people, Altila is very cute and worry-free! As for learning... well, Don't worry, there is no exam anyway."

She blinked at the earl: "Is there a saying?"

"—wait, and hope."

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