I woke up to find my Servant appeared in my room

SHIELD may also be paying attention to the situation here.After all, their small fights at the beginning suddenly turned into a battle of treasures that spread to the whole street, and half of the superheroes were scrapped.Hulk snorted and lay on the ground in a large shape, like a raised hill, rising and falling with his breathing. If it weren't for the big bag on his head, others would think he was asleep.

A group of professionals lifted him up on a huge stretcher with great effort, and then transported him to a large truck to take him back to the headquarters.

The director got Lixiang's phone number from somewhere, and after a while he held up his phone and yelled, "What's wrong with you!"

At this time, Lixiang finally reunited with his classmates.They found that there was one person missing in the team, and they had been flustered thinking that Lixiang was in danger. After encouraging each other, they turned around and walked back out of the courage of a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers.Lixiang seemed to have just finished the 800-meter switchback running physical test, and every time he took a breath, his throat was burning. He coughed for a long time and couldn't get over it.

"Lixiang!" The girl who paid the bill before waved her hand and strode over. With a height of 1.7 meters, Lixiang gave Lixiang a bosom hug full of boyfriend strength, "Where did you go before! Thought you were involved in an attack!"

"I... I ran in the wrong direction." Lixiang coughed dryly and began to lie, "You all ran along the main street to the south. I was standing relatively forward at the time. I went to the side road next to me. I am not familiar with this area, and my mobile phone was broken when I was still running away. I wanted to find a phone booth or something before contacting you."

"It's fine!" The sensual girl was filled with the joy of remaining alive after the catastrophe, and there were tears in her eyes.But after the excitement of reuniting her friends, she quickly noticed the two Heroic Spirits who had changed back to their casual clothes following Lixiang.

She poked Lixiang with her elbow, and asked in a low voice, "Who are these two? So handsome!"

Everyone else turned their attention to the two door gods standing straight behind Li Xiang with no expression on his face, exuding a cold mood like a severe winter. The girls who usually have big stones on their chests, abdominal muscles, and waistcoat lines start to writhe. He hesitated and didn't dare to go forward, so they all stopped Li Xiang not to let her go, and said enthusiastically: "Let me introduce, it is fate to meet, let's go have a meal!"

Lixiang: "..."

Guys, did you lose your memory when we just came out of the restaurant? !

"Go to karaoke to sing after dinner! Go to the cinema to watch a movie! Have a good time!"

“Go hotel go hotel!”

"..." Sima Zhao's heart was hard to hide.

Li Xiang has been single for many years and is surrounded by various styles of green grass. She can't understand the urgency of several young ladies who have passed the village without this store after a long drought. , this is my cousin B."

"..."

"Hey, you are too perfunctory~"

"Lixiang, you see, your cousin is not happy to mess with you!"

"You're such an annoying little fairy, so what can I do if I just tell people~"

"As witty as I am, I wouldn't believe that you from Asia would have two western brothers!"

Li Xiang: "... Then you have never thought about it, I am a pure Japanese, why do I have orange hair and orange eyes?"

People were lost in thought for a while.

Classmate A: "Damn it makes sense, that's why!"

Classmate B: "So Lixiang, you are actually a mixed race?"

Classmate C: "Why did I not even feel that something was wrong for so long, or you are actually lying to me! Japanese people have orange hair at all!"

Lixiang pressed classmate C's head and asked him to apologize to the Japanese in this world and the parents and teachers who taught him common sense: "Wake up, have you never left the village since you grew up?"

"No," classmate D witnessed all this, and finally had a chance to express his feelings, "Didn't Lixiang dye your hair? I've always wanted to know which barber shop and the brand of color contact lenses have such a natural effect."

"..." Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

Li Xiang, who originally wanted to reveal a shocking secret, felt tired, and said aggrievedly, "That's right, I was infected."

Students: "Please ask for the brand of hair dye! Please ask for the care method! Please ask for the model of color contact lenses!"

Classmate C: "Please ask for my little brother's phone number!"

The other girls pressed his head together: "You boy, what do you want my little brother's phone number! Do you want to play games together!"

Classmate C firmly supported his heavy brain with the strength of his cervical spine, and winked at the two heroic spirits: "LOL, do you want a date?"

The Cave King remained calm, Gilgamesh thought for a second, and nodded his noble head.He didn't say his catchphrase in front of ordinary people, but directly shouted: "Lixiang, lend me your computer tonight." He (couldn't) condescendingly glance at the human with fish lips in front of him, expressing himself silently Standing position: let you know what power is today!

The great king of Uruk is going to be the strongest king in Summoner Canyon 1carry4 today!

Li Xiang: "..." Wang is always very proficient in things he shouldn't know.

In the end, Lixiang's phone number was left behind.Others were extremely indignant at such ruthless family internal control methods, and said that since they are brothers and sisters, since they cannot be sold domestically, why not consider foreign trade.Li Xiang is ruthless and unmoved, dismisses the hungry girls and the straight nerds, and plans to go home with a long sigh.

Then I was stopped again. A girl warmly held Lixiang's neck and called out to everyone: "Wait a minute! It's rare to survive, why don't you take a photo to commemorate it?" There can always be such a thing, right? !

Li Xiang had no choice but to raise his hand in surrender, and by the way complained: "Living in a place like New York, it's so common to be thankful for surviving every day!"

The girl thought about it for a while and thought it made sense, she nodded in agreement: "And we still have to take an exam at the critical moment of life and death."

"..."

They stood in a row facing the direction of the unfortunately damaged street. A girl with a selfie stand raised her Polaroid and made a 'yeah~' gesture, and said back: "The two handsome boys over there ! Relax and smile!"

Cave King: "..." He was held by Lixiang's arm and couldn't walk away. He stared at the camera that was raised at a stupid 45° angle and wanted to frown.Li Xiang stepped on him lightly: "Don't you always smile happily, this time you are fighting like usual?"

The earl frowned even tighter: "I usually smile happily?"

Li Xiang seeks truth from facts: "The smile is very murderous. But it is cuter than a cold face~"

Probably all men don't want to be called cute by girls.The earl's face was a little colder, and he secretly decided to exercise a little restraint in future battles.

In fact, after the laughter of several of their heroic spirits was edited into ghost material and widely circulated in Chaldea, he warned himself many times... But laughing!It doesn't look like crying!Is that something you can hold back if you want to restrain yourself!Could it be that raising the head can make the tears evaporate cleanly!Can you control yourself to pull out half (beep——) and take it back!

In short, today's earl is also walking on the road of hahaha.

Gilgamesh has no burden, and the attribute of narcissism is probably the standard for a king.He didn't realize how brainwashed his own laughter was, and he also preferred cold jokes with different points of laughter. When others were silent, he could only hear him laughing wildly there, and he obviously didn't think it was funny with others I want to laugh when I see him smiling, what's going on!

But mortals don't want to see the king's smile.

Two heroic spirits faced the camera, one with a cold and proud face of "labor and capital is the best in the world", the other tried to squeeze out a smile after listening to the Master's words, but failed, and turned into connivance with a little helplessness and troubles, in a group of youthful people from all over the world, But there is an unexpected harmony among the children who have the same smiles that belong to young people who have never experienced a storm.

Polaroid developed the photos and distributed them, and Lixiang was finally able to go home and take a bath with the dried salt stains all over her body.

Then I received a call from the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Do you know about our road! The one you destroyed! It's just been paved and it's a baby! Do you know how much it's worth!"

Li Xiang was silent for a while, and replied cautiously: "No, I don't know. Does the United States have a rule that you must know the value of public facilities before fighting?"

"..." The director was furious, "You still say it's a fight! Why do you fight on the earth! Why don't you go to the sky if you are so awesome? Is it difficult to stay away from a small point like the United States in such a big universe? Is it difficult??? Love it Everyone in your hometown is responsible, do you understand it! One small step for the earth is one giant leap for mankind, do you know that!"

Li Xiang chick nodded frantically like pecking rice, and then realized that the other side couldn't see, so he swore to the sky: "I promise that next time I encounter this situation, I will move the battlefield out of the earth!"

"Then the compensation..."

Li Xiangfei interrupted him in the same way: "But this time there is a reason, Mr. Chief! This is a conspiracy by aliens from the universe! You believe me, Mr. Chief! My child was cheated, and this is my responsibility. I will definitely discipline them strictly in the future and make mistakes and not give them food—but the culprit is the hot purple sweet potato essence who abducted my innocent children! He lied to my children that he would come to the earth to help him play forward, and he would use a lollipop Abducted that silly kid from my family who had a fever to the point of losing consciousness!"

Director Fury: "..."

Lixiang cried tearfully: "everything I said is true, and if there is a lie, I will be killed by Thor! Don't you think that the earth... no, I mean that there are more and more disasters in New York? It's that man who is behind it The purpose of the layout is to feed and destroy the world, you must not let the enemy's plot succeed!"

The director was in a trance for a while, and couldn't help but said: "I always thought that New York was full of disasters because you came here. Isn't this really a Japanese conspiracy?"

"..." Lixiang said decisively, "No! There is absolutely no such thing!"

"The matter of the compensation..."

"Naturally, we need to control the black hands behind the scenes!" Lixiang replied sonorously, "When facing a common and powerful enemy, only when we are united can we twist into one rope and exert our full strength! There is a Chinese saying called A little intolerance leads to chaos and big plans, and there is another saying that sacrifices the small self to fulfill the big self. Director! You are shouldering the great people who save the world! A little compensation is not a problem at all! This is a stumbling block on the way forward for great people, kick Just open it!"

The director coughed dryly, thinking that this piece of information could make up for the fault of destroying a street, but he was still worried, and asked again: "Are you sure you didn't make this up to avoid fines? What's more about the detailed information about the enemy?" Do you understand more?"

Li Xiang replied honestly: "I don't know much, I just heard that it is a purple sweet potato essence. My child has better ears, and I heard that the other party wants to collect infinite gems by chance." She explained a few words, It was all overheard by Attila, who was super-hearing, when Thanos was not aware of it.

"...!" The director was startled, feeling that he had vaguely detected the enemy's movements, and things like infinite gems sounded very high-end, and most people had never heard of them.He probably believed it, but still felt very confused, "It's nothing else, what is purple sweet potato essence?"

"Hey, it's hard to explain in a few words, but I guess I've seen a monster that looks similar, and I'll send you an email when I get home."

So Director Fury, who was looking forward to it at night, received a screenshot of the fgo game, in which the monster with the name "Guardian" standing on the opponent's side was painted bright purple by Lixiang with the drawing that came with the computer.On the top is another photo of purple sweet potatoes, marked in bold red font: "Basically looks like this."

"..."

I believe in your evil!

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