I woke up to find my Servant appeared in my room

So how did the king travel from Chaldea across thousands of rivers and mountains to the next world, travel around in the vast universe, and finally return to the earth?

It's a long story, and this story begins when Lixiang was reviewing before the final exam.

About a week and a half ago, Lixiang was still in the anxiety of reviewing before the exam, feeling as if he would die in the exam room if he couldn't do anything.Although most of Chaldea's thousands of followers are geniuses with vivid images, but the brain is a good thing, but it cannot be lent to others. Master still has to work hard and fly freely in the sea of ​​questions.

Gilgamesh was upset.

Because Wang felt that watching Lixiang do the questions was not interesting at all.

At that time, he was bored and complained to Da Vinci with the tablet across the dimensional wall: "Do you know that the question she did, five of the ten questions were completely permutations and combinations of various synonymous words, the essence of changing the soup without changing the medicine?" It's all the same - and then she struggles with it for almost a whole day!"

Da Vinci: "... Then Wang, why don't you go up and tell her about it?"

The King of Heroes took it for granted, "Of course it's because I can't either."

"..."

"This is different from what you said!" King Xian angrily typed two lines of exclamation marks in the chat box, "It was you who said that Lixiang's world is much more interesting than Chaldea! She still needs Servants help! I just agreed to come over! But what kind of hero does she need? Someone who can cook, clean the house, warm the bed, help with revision, and the heroic spirit of Yushu Linfeng who is handsome and unrestrained and strong in combat is still a crooked king ——I just don’t satisfy any of the above points! So why on earth did I come here?”

Da Vinci said: "This may be because there is no need for a hero who can show up in time and 'hahaha' at any occasion to join in the fun."

Gilgamesh: "What are you talking about? Speak up."

Da Vinci: "Hey~ What I said is, this is actually a bug in the game. Sir, your opponent hasn't been loaded yet, please wait patiently~"

So Chaldea called an emergency meeting.

The topic is: how to successfully appease a hero king who is in a violent state when the master is not doing anything.

By the way the meeting was not attended by any Gilgamesh.

The content of the meeting closely revolved around adhering to and developing the semi-feudal and semi-socialism with Chaldean characteristics, learning and implementing the important thoughts of the master, and reaching a grand blueprint for comprehensively building a moderately prosperous society in Europe and Africa.Da Vinci, as the acting director of Chaldea, put forward the central idea and practical solution of the meeting: "If the king is bored and has no enemies, we will create enemies for him."

So on a sunny afternoon on the surface of the earth, the sword of the military god he possessed turned into a cane of sugar, and the sword of the military god became the sheep of the military god, and he awakened from the rough fate to be the mission of Santa Claus Attila the Santa (Christmas), led the mighty nomadic cavalry (sheep), to the universe of a different world.

——This is a strange setting that some planning ghost came up with!

All in all, unconsciously, everything is happening quietly.At that time, Lixiang gnawed on the takeaway fried chicken with great resentment to solve the problem, and Gilgamesh and the Cave King sat in front of the TV with a controller and played Tetris.

And Attila, riding her sheep, conquered an entire planet.

The fundamental reason is that the girl with a low fever has nowhere to express her great loneliness, and there are only weird figures and hostile eyes on the barren and chaotic alien planet.On the dark sky, huge satellites exude a faint blue light, rising and falling from the horizon, round after round, bringing people an infinite sense of oppression and great inexplicable fear.

The girl is running alone in the wilderness, and the figure of riding a famous sheep instead of a famous horse can remind people of the heroic image of the nomadic horsemen and the strongest king of the Huns who once galloped in the western world. But the only thing accompanying her is billowing dust.And the most critical of these is - no one on this planet celebrates Christmas!

nobody!Pass!Christmas!

Attila the Santa, the King of the West and the sword girl with the Star Emblem, felt cheated.

Gilgamesh means you are not alone.

But the spirits of the two of them cannot cherish each other thousands of miles away.After Altila spent the whole day and night in loneliness, he finally raised his seemingly powerless rainbow rod and conquered this decaying world full of bad civilizations with iron hooves (?).

Thanos who happened to pass by was stunned.

Gamora, who happened to be passing by with Thanos, was also stunned.

The father and daughter were forced to shatter their own worldview, and watched as the girl in weird clothes brought a lollipop and her own countless sheep, setting off a mighty war, fighting alone from one end of the planet to the other end of the planet , It didn't take long to conquer this short-lived civilization.

In the rapid establishment of the nomadic regime in the flames of war, one of the most important items is: the king is Santa Claus!You who are subordinates of the king!It's Christmas every day!

Because the time flow here is different from that of the earth, Mr. Thanos was able to observe all this calmly, and extended an olive branch to the God of War holding the lollipop of the God of War.He felt that he couldn't let such a great talent go, even if he couldn't control it, he couldn't let it develop.The girl who longed for the earth was finally able to get on a spaceship and was air-dropped to New York like a ground-to-ground missile.

Thanos also gave a short recruiting advertisement: "Want to destroy more bad civilizations? Want to re-establish a country with only Christmas? Want to raise more sheep and have bigger pastures? Then go to the earth! The Sims... no, the world of Sid Meier's Civilization VI is unfolding for you! To be or not to be, it's just a thought!"

In fact, his idea is good.

"Let them fight among themselves, the guardians of the earth must not tolerate a powerful weapon that threatens their own civilization at all times. What's more, she still has brain problems."

"..."

Described as having a brain hole... No, in fact, she is just a girl with a pure and flawless personality, and she just came to the Master's side like this.

Li Xiang, who just heard how the king came to this world: "...This is not a harmonious fairy tale at all! This is a conspiracy! It is the dark side of politics! Da Vinci, how can you treat me like this! Could it be Saying that after saving humanity, it's time to let go of the grind, kill donkeys and birds, hide rabbits and die dogs, do I have no value in existence..."

"No, you have." Da Vinci said lovingly, "This is overtime, my dear. I helped you manage this group of useless heroes who will only add to the chaos for two years. Now that you have recovered your memory, it is wrong to evade responsibility. of."

The master has nothing to love.

Dr. Banner stretched out both hands nervously and shook Lixiang's shoulders, so that the girl in the state of vomiting quickly regained her senses: "Wake up, is it time to be in a daze! Take care of your heroic spirit! Going berserk! Do you have the heart to destroy New York because a little girl can't afford sausage!"

Li Xiang tremblingly took his hand off his shoulder, and handed Dr. Banner five dollars: "It's not convenient for my classmate to show up here, so you can help her buy two roast sausages, and add another slice to the rest of the money." Bread, no more change."

"..." Dr. Banner asked, "Are you so cowardly?"

"It's called prudence."

But it doesn't seem to be of any use to fix the situation before it is done.Although he got the sausage, the king who discovered the bad civilization did not intend to give up.

Dr. Banner, who originally thought he was just out on vacation to exercise, walked back to Lixiang quickly, and began to stutter amidst the huge magical reaction that ordinary people could not detect: "What should I do now?"

Lixiang: "I, I, I don't know! Attila the Christmas was not like this before!! She still has a low-grade fever because of the transformation of the spirit foundation, and her judgment has declined than usual. It's also easier to communicate than usual...Normally, I shouldn't be so obsessed with destroying civilization!"

The crowd of onlookers didn't feel the crisis at all, and continued to laugh and joke on the side, thinking that the decreasing temperature was affected by the blowing north wind.

"Ah!" Attila sneezed because of the cold, "Winter is also a bad civilization, why isn't Christmas held in summer?" Her big and lovely eyes were full of water, revealing a bewildered grievance .

"Little girl, add another dress?"

An enthusiastic uncle took off his black coat and handed it to her.

"But Santa Claus can't wear black clothes." On this point, Altila was firm, "Ah...ah, thank you."

As a result, the onlookers were filled with indignation at the unscrupulous owner who didn't know whether it was a zoo or a circus, and spoke out to condemn him.

"The purple one I met before looks strange and is not the guardian of Saber... Tell me, bad civilization must be destroyed, otherwise it will lead to more tragic consequences. Everything I did before was correct." The short-haired girl in the white cloak made such dangerous remarks.

"Hurry up and think of a way!" Dr. Banner wanted to shake Lixiang's shoulder again.

"I can't help it, because it's not a regular teleportation, it's an existence set up as an enemy, and I can't even use the command spell to force orders!" Lixiang pulled him, and whispered, "Anyway, we have to Get rid of these people first, they are too dangerous to be around."

"...I'll try my best to see if I can let the Hulk out?" Dr. Banner hesitated, "They should be scared away when they see him."

"Hey, can it be done?!" Lixiang was pleasantly surprised, "Then how do we do it?"

"Hey, first of all, you might as well try to piss me off."

"...Uh, try it, hold your breath? Is it good to have a flushed face?"

"..."

As a result, there must be internal strife before facing the enemy.

Lixiang restrained his strength and endured the guilt and slammed a blasting hammer. Banner was caught off guard and startled. The Hulk hidden in his body felt that he had been provoked, and came out with a roar, wanting to retaliate.So a fat man with a height of two meters suddenly emerged from the crowd, almost squeezing the people around him into dimensionality reduction. Li Xiang covered his head and stayed away from the attack range, and shouted with a slight change of voice: "Run, there is an attack—"

The people of New York exercised their excellent escape ability every day in the crisis. They ran away in one go when they heard the screams and hugged their heads and legs.While following them to hide in the corner, Li Xiang affectionately called out to her two heroic spirits:

"Dear players, your enemy [Attila the Christmas] (chaos) is online, please arrive within 1 minute of the countdown, and defeat the enemy within half an hour. Otherwise, you will You will receive a permanent account deletion penalty from the GM."

"..."

As the most innocent in this incident, the Cave King who is dedicated to the sake of the Master and works diligently in the hall and kitchen: Who the fuck did I provoke?

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Thank you Soul_Karna little angel mine~