I woke up to find my Servant appeared in my room

"Hello, is this the headquarters of the Avengers?"

Li Xiang hid behind the crowd and whispered, "I want to call the police."

The staff on the opposite side: "..."

As an excellent customer service with good professional qualities and having received countless strange flowers, he firmly maintained a spring-like tone and responded: "Hi, may I ask what happened?"

Li Xiang's expression was very serious, and his tone was very serious. He didn't match the current embarrassing atmosphere at all. He said seriously: "I am an enthusiastic citizen of New York, and there is an alien 50 meters in front of me."

"...?" The customer service guy corrected his attitude a little bit, thinking that the matter might indeed be serious, "Where are you now? Is it in danger? Can you describe in detail what you saw?"

"I'm at the intersection of xxx road and yyy road. There is a girl in a red combat uniform holding a sharp rainbow sword. She is riding on a sheep and is planning to attack the earth."

"??? What are you riding?" The customer service staff felt that they might have misheard, because the lady opposite had an Asian accent in English.

"Sheep." Li Xiang articulated clearly and repeated again, "I'm really not kidding, the matter is very urgent, please be sure to send at least one superhero, otherwise New York will usher in an unimaginable disaster."

"Oh, oh..." The customer service was taken aback by what she said, and thought she was joking, "Please note that holding false information or harassing customer service may result in you receiving a summons from the police station."

"Please believe me!" Li Xiang tried to convince the other party, "I know it sounds strange, people around thought it was a circus performance. But I can already feel a powerful force escaping from that person's body Come out, don't you think that such a powerful hero, er, hero, came here in combat uniform as a tourist?"

"You...you are a mutant?" The customer service was dubious, "I will explain the situation to the person in charge here as soon as possible, please try to ensure the safety of yourself and the ordinary people around you."

After Lixiang hung up the phone, Da Vinci said disapprovingly: "It's wrong to push the pot."

"I don't want to either! I didn't bring that magic cloak!" Lixiang huddled in the corner furtively, and everyone around looked at her with inexplicable eyes, "Da Vinci! Can you pass the test?" Check the surroundings with the equipment and tell me how many TV station reporters are doing live broadcasts so far?"

"... Seems like a lot~" Da Vinci looked around Chaldea, "I seem to have seen the sign of the TV station that was broadcasting on the TV when you were in the hotel before."

Hearing the words, Li Xiang hid in the corner of the Internet again, and asked without hope: "What do you think are the chances that my classmates will not find out that I am here?"

"Well, it's [-]-[-]?" Da Vinci said, "Be confident. So what are you going to do in this situation now? Do you really have to wait until the reunion is dispatched? With all due respect, the servant spirit foundation that appeared in front of you It is indeed Attila the Christmas (Christmas). Although this title is a bit too long, there is no doubt that the king of destruction still has a destructive power to civilized society that cannot be ignored. If she does it next second..."

"Then I'll hand over the Command Spell." Li Xiang said firmly, "But it seems to be very harmonious now. We have to believe that what the king sees so far is a good civilization, no matter why she appears here, as long as Will you go back to Chaldea when you get tired of playing? Right?!"

Da Vinci: "I told you to have confidence, not to deceive yourself."

"..."

In order to respond better in critical moments, and to avoid being discovered by classmates who may arrive one after another, Lixiang squeezed forward a little, allowing her height to perfectly fit into a group of women with an average height of 1.7 meters. among foreigners.

At this location, Altila can be heard talking to a roadside hot dog vendor.

The boss greeted her warmly: "Hey little girl! Are you promoting Christmas? Which zoo is mine? Or the circus? Why are you alone?"

Attila sat on the sheep and looked at him in confusion, as if he didn't understand, and didn't say a word.On the contrary, it was digging its hooves like a sheep and a horse, and it yelled "咩~~~" in a thousand and one times.

"Oh, don't you speak English? What country is this kid from?" The boss muttered, picked up a sausage and handed it over: "I like your sheep very much, they seem to be well raised. I like small animals. Although it's a bit strange to ride on a sheep...but if both of you think there's no problem, there's no reason for others to deny it."

Attila took the sausage and took a bite, his big red eyes lit up, and he wanted to clean the two bites, and said in a soft voice without fluctuation: "Good civilization. Grilled sausage is good civilization."

Li Xiang who hid aside and observed secretly: "..."

The boss didn't get the meaning of what she said, but said in surprise: "You can speak English! Is it because you are shy that you don't answer? So why are you here to promote? Ah, take a closer look at how little you are wearing. , it’s already winter now, don’t you feel cold?”

The people around silently watched them chatting and snapping pictures.

Altila shook his head, looking anxiously at the remaining sausages.

The boss looked at her in embarrassment: "If you want to eat more, you have to pay~"

The king looked at him blankly.

The boss faltered: "Really...! I really need to pay! Even if you look at me like this...Damn it, please give me the last one!" He took out a freshly baked sausage that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, He took out another piece of toast and handed it to Attila: "Eat slowly and don't choke, I don't have water here."

Li Xiang felt that he could hardly bear to watch it any longer.

She asked Da Vinci: "Is Chaldea too poor to support the heroic spirit?"

Da Vinci retorted: "Then why are you talking about sausage roasting?"

Li Xiang has nothing to say.

Her classmates struggled to find her on the periphery of the growing crowd: "Lixiang? Fujimaru Lixiang? Where are you!"

Attila concluded while eating: "Hot dogs and sausages are good civilization, paying for them is bad civilization."

The boss who vaguely seemed to understand the other party's logic: "..." He said with difficulty, "But I also want to earn money to eat!"

The king turned a deaf ear and whispered, "Thank you."

"Hey, she will say thank you!" Li Xiang was as excited as an aunt in a labor camp who had witnessed a delinquent boy return to the right path. "When did you learn it? It seems that Chaldea's education policy is still effective!"

Before the words fell, I heard the king continue: "Although thank you very much for the sausage and bread, I came to the earth to investigate modern civilization. Good civilization needs to be preserved, and bad civilization can only be destroyed mercilessly. " She blinked her eyes and said expressionlessly, "The Master who has gone away from me must also agree with my point of view."

Li Xiang almost yelled out: I didn't!Your peace loving Master is innocent!

And when did the king go on a space trip--what is the purpose of coming to the earth? Could it be that she has been living in an alien planet before!Feelings are really an alien!

Suddenly, Li Xiang, who was still immersed in shock, felt someone tap her on the shoulder.

She was so frightened that she thought she had been discovered by her classmates. She quickly adjusted her expression hahaha and turned around with a smile: "Oh, what a coincidence, I just saw something interesting here... huh? Dr. Banner? Why are you here? ?”

Robert Bruce Banner withdrew his hand: "...This is my problem, why did you appear here? I just received a report call saying that there are traces of alien invasion here. Today happens to be my holiday, so I just stopped by come and see."

"Why do you still have vacation!"

"Nonsense, otherwise, why do you think you can stop reporting every day?"

"..." Li Xiang said, "Actually, I was also doing business. I was the one who made the call to the police you just received."

Dr. Banner: "..." He didn't feel surprised at all, touched his head and calmed down and asked, "What happened?"

"I suspect that this is a conspiracy by other civilizations in the universe." Li Xiang said solemnly, "Look at that Ying who is riding a sheep over there...I mean the little girl, she just made a very dangerous statement! She wants to Destroy all bad civilizations on Earth!"

"Isn't that a good thing? And did you say the word Heroic Spirit just now! Didn't you! I heard it! So who is this Heroic Spirit?"

Lixiang: "...you understand well. This is Attila, the great king of the Huns." She saw Dr. Banner, who didn't know much about this period of history, showing a confused expression, so she continued to explain, "He is a descendant of the Huns, the Huns A warrior and king of the human race. A great hero of the fifth century who dominated a vast territory from West Asia to Russia, Eastern Europe, and Gaul."

Banner paused, and persuaded her earnestly: "The next time you summon heroic spirits, can you choose some candidates who have a positive effect on society, and don't always be saboteurs, pharaohs, murderers in the foggy night, etc. Yes. Now is a peaceful age, summoning some heroic spirits who have no combat effectiveness, engage in scientific research and develop the economy, it is not good to fight and kill."

Li Xiang glanced at him indescribably: "Can you hold back and not let the Hulk come out to let the wind go?"

"Can't... what's wrong?"

Li Xiang patted him on the shoulder: "Just like before the child is born, you don't know whether it looks like a father or a mother. There are so many uncontrollable things in this world. In the same way, I can't lock the heroic spirit in Gary. Let it out. Everyone has something to hide."

"..." The doctor was speechless for a while.

The author has something to say:

Thank you Mochi and Soul_Karna cherub for mine!

Thank you for the nutrient solution of glutinous rice dumplings!

No nonsense today, the author is going to liver swimsuit

...In fact, I still want to say that the face of the Christmas King card is really beautiful!Too beautiful!Why is it not Christmas yet!