Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

The blue sky is refreshing and high, the sea level is endless, and the waves are rushing forward tirelessly, rolling up snow-white waves one after another.

The sea breeze blows slowly, bringing the taste of the moist and inclusive sea.

I hugged my knees and sat on the beach side by side with a timing device successfully disguised as a bomb, thinking about life facing the sea.

awkward.

The parties are now very embarrassed.

And it's a headache.

Although witnessing all this, there is only a timing device that knows nothing but beep beep, and a note that says "Only look at me".

It is indeed a good thing not to be bombed to death and buried under the sea, but I feel that all the tragic parting feelings I have just fed the dogs.

The truth of the matter is ironic.One of the women who had an affair with Dazai couldn't bear his flirtatiousness, so she threatened and harassed Dazai with extreme means.

It is not impossible to make such a fake "bomb" and send a real bomb next time.

And if it was the real bomb, I have no doubt I would have made the same choice.

I'll die for Mr. Dazai's other suitors.

They want him dead, I want him alive, so I deserve to die like this without hesitation.

it is ridiculous.

The consequences of my desperate use of extreme speed to fly from the tavern to the sea just now gradually emerged. My mental strength was dry, my temples throbbed wildly, and my brain was pierced back and forth like a thin silver needle used for interrogation.

I wanted to stand up, but I couldn't stand firmly, staggered and fell back.

I let out a long sigh and simply collapsed on the sand like a dead fish.

He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and weakly called Zhongya Zhongyuan: "Mr. Zhongyuan, I'm asking for a day off, and I won't go to work tonight..."

After a night of sea breeze in a mentally debilitated state, my body naturally protested to me-it managed to catch a fever and catch a cold.

Don't be surprised, people with supernatural powers also have a fever and cold, which is reasonable, and it doesn't conflict with the trauma resilience that we can get out of bed after lying down for a few days after being pierced.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke is a good example.Over the years, Akutagawa's abilities have become stronger and stronger, and coughing is not easy. He coughs when the wind blows, coughs before a fight, coughs during the fight, and coughs while lying on the ground after the fight. Half, I really believe that he is a tuberculosis.

Back to the topic.

After I got sick, I took a week of sick leave without doing anything.I am not a Hong Kong and black model worker who is directly under my boss, and I really lack interest in working while sick.

Oh, of course, I don't seem to have seen Nakahara Chuya sick either.

When Nakahara asked me why I asked for leave, I told him the truth: "Accidentally overused supernatural powers, and my energy was low, which caused a minor ailment of fever and cold."

I have almost never taken sick leave, and I do have old injuries from overuse of supernatural powers. Zhongyuan readily approved my leave, and also helped me report to Mori Ogai.

"Take a good rest and report back in a week."

"Thank you, Mr. Nakahara."

Although I took a week off, I still couldn't stay idle, so I used my abilities to sneak to the Butei Club with exhausted energy.

I can't let Mr. Dazai go.

After reuniting with Mr. Dazai, not seeing him for three days is the limit I can bear.

Did Dazai know it was a fake bomb?Does he know who sent it?

When I disappeared with the bomb in his arms, his reaction was so violent.

Did he... worry about me?

Two days after the bomb, I visited the Armed Detective Agency using The Void.

I was familiar with the road, went straight up to the fourth floor, and entered the Wu reconnaissance office through the transparent glass window.

Apart from Dazai's partner Kunikida Doppo and the orange-haired young man Tanizaki Junichiro, there is only one young man in a brown beret reading a newspaper in the office.

I read the profile of this young man during the investigation—Edogawa Ranpo, the core investigator of the Armed Detective Agency, a famous detective, with super reasoning ability, and solved many difficult cases that were difficult for the police to solve.

Unfortunately, Dazai was not in the office.

Disappointed, I was about to leave, planning to find Dazai again at a tavern, coffee shop or somewhere else.

At this time, the door of Buteisha's office was suddenly pushed open.

A cold-looking short-haired woman walked in, full of momentum, put the heavy handbag next to her office seat, and said, "Finally back from a business trip! ... How, did anyone get hurt while I was away?" , Tanizaki?"

I have also seen this woman in the data.

She is the exclusive doctor of the Armed Detective Agency and one of the investigators with supernatural powers, along with Akiko Yosano.

Tanizaki trembled after being called: "No injury! With Dr. Yosano."

Yu Xieye said regretfully: "Ah? No. Didn't you say that there was a bomb in a nearby tavern, did the detective agency deal with it? Why didn't anyone get injured?"

Her dissatisfaction was clearly written on her face.

I almost saw Tanizaki's entire back of head covered with black lines, and he said, "Uh...not really."

"Don't mention it, it wasn't Dazai's fault. He said that he received a bomb, which caused the police to dispatch the police, which made people panic. In the end, they didn't even see a trace of the bomb, so the military and police made a futile trip."

Kunikida stopped tapping on the keyboard of his laptop, and said angrily, "I asked Dazai where the bomb was, and he actually said that he had eaten the bomb! And from that day on, he became abnormal!"

Tanizaki retorted weakly: "That... Actually, I also saw the bomb."

Kunikida: "What about the bomb?"

Tanizaki hesitated and said, "Suddenly disappeared..."

Kunikida pushed his glasses and said indifferently: "So it was eaten by Dazai?"

Tanizaki: "..."

He was speechless.

Looks like Dazai kept the fact that I took the bomb from him a secret.

But... what do you mean by "the whole person has become abnormal since that day"?What happened to Dazai?

I waited for Kunikida's next words.

Xie Ye's focus is the same as mine, she sneered: "Isn't it normal? When did Dazai ever be normal?"

Kunikida put on a posture, snapped his fingers and said one by one: "After that day, Dazai called a person's name into the air from time to time..."

"Who are you calling?"

"His name is Qiu. Like—"

"Qiu, are you still angry?"

"Qiu, when are we going to Chinatown for snacks?"

"Qiu, it's time to change the dressing, you have to be responsible~~"

"Qiu, didn't you say you like me? I won't believe it until you come out."

Kunikida choked his throat, imitating Dazai's tone of voice and the fluttering ending sound perfectly.

Tanizaki: "It's amazing...it's as real as it is! Mr. Kunikida is indeed Mr. Dazai's partner."

Kunikida's face darkened suddenly: "This kind of thing is not worthy of praise at all!"

And I froze.

Those words Mr. Dazai said...

? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ! !

"Who is Qiu?" Yu Xie Ye asked.

Tanizaki replied: "It's a very handsome boy who claims to be Mr. Dazai's suitor. He just appeared not long ago, but he hasn't been here for a few days."

Yosano: "Yo, Dazai's male suitor?"

"Speaking of that kid is quite weird."

国木田道，“他对太宰一见钟情是最为诡异的第一条；其二是他的身手在太宰之上，可以把太宰揍得鼻青脸肿；其三……”

"It can beat Dazai until his nose is bruised and his face is swollen. It's powerful."

Yu Xieye's voice was not so much admiration as gloating, "What's the third one?"

Kunikida: "There is no third. He still loves Dazai unswervingly even though he knows that there are many women around Dazai, and Dazai himself told him that he doesn't want to have a relationship with him, which is enough to become a weird one hundred."

"Pfft..." Yu Xie Ye laughed, "I want to meet him, it sounds very courageous."

Kunikida: "After the bomb incident, Dazai was always talking about it. From time to time, he yelled 'Autumn' into the air, as if he could call that kid out of thin air. It made people feel chilly on their backs. I was almost mentally weak."

Tanizaki said: "I didn't expect Mr. Dazai to care about Qiu."

Kunikida: "I don't want to know whether he cares about Qiu or how much he cares about Qiu. The key is that his way of shouting is very creepy!"

Yosano: "Kunikida, are you afraid of ghosts?"

"of course not!"

"Then you can ignore it. You and Dazai have been partners for a long time, how can you bear with him?"

The veins on Kunikida's forehead twitched: "That's what you say... But the second point of Dazai's abnormality is that he almost ignored all his work and went on dates with women in turn! He pretended to be looking for a murderer! Who the hell is he looking for?" A murderer?!—It is unforgivable to delay work with such an excuse!"

I was still in a daze, but I could barely react when I heard this: Dazai found the murderer from the women he was dating, and he guessed the source of the bomb as expected.

"Maybe."

A rambunctious male voice came from the corner.

"Hey, does Mr. Ranpo have any opinions?"

Kunikida's tone suddenly changed from fury to respect.

Ranpo Edogawa, a young man in a brown beret, flipped through a page of the newspaper and said casually, "The murderer Dazai is looking for, isn't it... oh, there are illustrations! I like this page!"

"Eh?"

"The well-known financier and entrepreneur ×××× was assassinated, and no trace of the murderer was found at the scene. The stock price of ×× company plummeted, the market where it was located was in chaos, and companies in the same industry competed fiercely to acquire it... Alas, these bodyguards also It's useless, thanks to the fact that they have so many people, they didn't even see the shadow of the killer."

Edogawa Ranpo dropped the half-spoken topic, read aloud the contents of the newspaper, and added personal comments with strong emotions.

"Yes, it can be seen that there is a lot of danger in the business circle. It is rampant to blatantly contact gangsters for assassination." Kunikida finished echoing, and asked, "What happened to the murderer you said just now that Dazai was looking for?"

"Why don't you understand? It's so obvious—that he's looking for the murderer who sent him the bomb."

Edogawa spoke bluntly, "You only use force without thinking. Occasionally, I am worried that your brains will degenerate due to the low level of use."

Kunikida was not annoyed, and asked Edogawa humbly, "Then, is the bomb real, Mr. Ranpo?"

"I never said that." Edogawa held up the newspaper again, covering his face, and refused childishly, "I don't want to answer, you can ask Dazai yourself."

What a cold, goofy detective, I thought.

But the people at the Armed Detective Agency seem to be used to it.

"Ugh."

Kunikida let out a long sigh, and said exhaustedly, "That guy Dazai is really exhausting, if the president didn't ask me to supervise and manage him..."

Sure enough, it was Dazai-san, who made his partner worry so much no matter where he was.

Tanizaki politely pretended not to hear.

Yosano chuckled: "Do it well, Kunikida."

Afterwards, everyone in the Butei Club stopped talking about Dazai. I was tired from driving "Nothingness", so I didn't continue to wander around, and went back to my residence to rest.

The news I found out by accident at the Butei Club was so exciting, I was so happy that I didn't know what to do.

So I took out my mobile phone to edit the message, and asked a friend who was good at this kind of thing for help, and I got a reply after sending it for a short time.

"Good afternoon, Takeshita-kun! The weather in Tokyo is fine today. I just got off work and I happen to be free, so I won't disturb you. I wonder how your side is going?"

—— Keiko Kobayakawa.

I typed: "I just accidentally learned that Mr. Dazai mentioned me in front of his colleagues. His colleagues think he cares about me."

"Good omen!"

—— Keiko Kobayakawa.

Me: "And he seems to have mistakenly thought that I was still angry, so he didn't contact him on purpose."

"Has the misunderstanding been resolved?"

—— Keiko Kobayakawa.

Me: "No. I've been sick for the past few days and haven't visited him."

"Sick? Please take care of yourself and rest. However, this is also a good opportunity!"

"good chance?"

"Do you still remember the 'playing hard to get' I said that day? The so-called playing hard to get means that an appropriate distance can make the other party care about you more-you just achieved it by coincidence! If it wasn't for such a coincidence, you wouldn't know Dazai That's how Mr. sees you, isn't it?"

"Yes."

"When Mr. Dazai has certain feelings for you, 'showing weakness' is a good choice. Takeshita-kun, please be sure to disclose the fact that you are sick to Mr. Dazai. The situation is right now, you must hold back and don't be too proactive Said it didn't matter."

I raised my head and saw my face paler than usual in the mirror, which is the sequelae of overuse of supernatural powers.

If I put it in the past, I never thought that this could be related to the emotional game.

Kobayakawa Keiko is really a master of love, and it is too unscientific to break up with her ex-boyfriend.

I slowly typed in the dialog box:

"OK, I understand."