Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

In the end, I still didn't show up in front of Dazai to show how "angry" I was at the joke and how "serious" the matter was.

Although my anger almost disappeared when Dazai apologized to the air, but I think it's okay to let this misunderstanding continue.

The next day I will start working the night shift in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang.

Before taking the night shift, I went to Tokyo.Mori Ogai helped me take over an assassination mission with a time limit of three days. I originally planned to delay until the last day, but now because of Mr. Dazai's "joke", the plan was brought forward.

When you encounter setbacks in love, you have to find a little balance in the workplace.

The target of the assassination this time was the owner of a large company, and his status was quite prominent. If he died, he would definitely be on the financial news and cause some turmoil in the stock market.

I'm not interested in the status of the task target or the conflict of interests between entrepreneurs. I just glanced at his profile casually and memorized his address and appearance.

The task target is an ordinary person.In recent years, most of the tasks I have taken over have been to assassinate people with different abilities, which is very hardcore.The task of assassinating ordinary people can be approved by Mori Ogai to me, either because the client has offered a huge reward, or his death will benefit Hong Kong and black companies.

All in all, just get to work.

There are many bodyguards around the target of the mission, and they take turns to protect them almost 24 hours a day, obviously foreseeing that they may encounter danger.However, when I met me, no amount of bodyguards would be worth it.

The client didn't have any requirements on the target's death method, so I followed the target for a period of time in the void, and ended his life with a knife while he was about to undress in the bathroom.

The ghost assassin takes the shot to ensure that the mission target dies quietly, quickly, painlessly, efficiently, cleanly and environmentally friendly.

When the bodyguard outside the door broke in, I had dived into nothingness and left.

With a wave of your hand, don't take a cloud away.

As a reward for a job well done, I decided to treat myself to a vanilla milkshake.

I called Tetsuya Kuroko, my friend in Tokyo, and made an appointment with him at M Ji near Chengrin High School.

Today happened to be the weekend, and he quickly picked up my call to come to the appointment.

Kuroko Tetsuya’s sense of existence is as low as my supernatural power. I kept staring at the door and didn’t see him coming in. I didn’t realize his existence until he sat across from me with two cups of vanilla milkshakes.

"Takeshita-kun, long time no see."

"Hi, Heizi."

"Why did you come to Tokyo?"

"Some private matters." Matters related to the mission cannot be disclosed.

"Oh."

"You changed your hairstyle. Has anything good happened recently?" Heizi asked.

"Yes." I took a big sip of the milkshake and said with satisfaction, "I found Mr. Dazai."

"Ah, found it? Congratulations."

"Thank you," I said, "but the situation is completely unexpected and I'm a little confused."

Heizi looked at me suspiciously.

"I... just beat him hard because he purposely dated another woman in front of me."

Kuroko:"……"

"After the beating, he asked me to give him medicine and told me that he didn't hate me. That was my own imagination."

Kuroko:"……"

Am I summarizing too briefly, otherwise how could I actually see the tangled face from Heizi's plain poker face?

Heizi opened his round blue eyes, filled with questions such as "I'm very sorry I don't seem to understand", "How did things happen between you", "Why this development", "I'm sorry I can't understand this time" and so on. .

Heizi said politely and tactfully: "As for Takeshita-kun's situation, I may not be able to offer any reference suggestions."

"……I know."

A simple boy like Heizi, who is devoted to basketball, is willing to listen to my messy relationship experience. I already think he is a very competent friend.

"So I have another date."

A figure of a young woman appeared at the door of M, and she walked towards me after seeing me.

She stood in front of me and bowed deeply to me.

"Takeshita-kun, I'm very sorry about what happened yesterday. It's because I was too smart."

The person who came was the jumper I rescued that day, a young woman named Kobayakawa Keiko, who suddenly called me yesterday, persuaded me to leave him in front of Dazai, and even scolded Dazai.

I called her after I finished my mission in Tokyo. I wanted her to stop bothering me, but she offered to meet me and sincerely said that she wanted to make up for her mistakes.

Kobayakawa Keiko sat next to Heizi, and after sitting down, she found someone beside her: "Hey, are you Takeshita-kun's friend?"

Heizi: "...Yes."

I almost felt sorry for Heizi's weak sense of existence: "It was on the roof, and Heizi was there."

If it wasn't for Heizi's entrustment, I wouldn't go up and pull Kobayakawa down.

Kobayakawa recalled it for a while, and suddenly realized: "Ah, I remember!...Thank you."

I don't know if she really remembered it, but Heizi and I didn't get to the bottom of it.

Heizi said, "You're welcome."

Kobayakawa: "Do you just drink milkshakes? Do you want something else? I invite you."

Heizi and I looked at each other, "Okay."

Then, we ordered M's classic set meal. Amid a table full of food, Kobayakawa said politely, "Has Takeshita-kun encountered any trouble in relationship?...Although my relationship experience is bad, after all, I got along with my ex-boyfriend day and night." It has been several years, and I have gained a lot of experience, so I should be able to help analyze and analyze."

She said bluntly: "You should try your best to repay the favor of saving your life. Even if the man Takeshita-kun likes is a big carrot, I will definitely get it for you!"

Compared with her belittling Dazai before, this attitude makes me much more satisfied.

I was holding a delicious french fries, and was about to dip it in sweet ketchup and put it in my mouth, when I heard this, I nodded and said, "Then I'll leave it to you."

One more head and one more strength.

Father, like son.With someone watching over me, I wouldn't be so out of my mind when facing Dazai.

I told them about Dazai's attitude towards me now and our conversation, and they listened carefully.

In the middle, Keiko Kobayakawa stopped to drink Coke several times, and took out her mobile phone to take notes, as if she was a good student taking notes in class.

After listening, she said: "Please forgive my bluntness, I have never seen such a righteous man as scumbag as your Mr. Dazai."

Heizi bit the straw and didn't deny it.

I said: "...Maybe, but he is such a person in the first place, and I can't give up. Now is not the time to attack him. Come and help me figure out how to face him."

Kobayakawa and Heizi thought hard together.

Kobayakawa is indeed a woman who has been in love for several years, and many of the ideas she put forward made me suddenly enlightened.

When the three of us wiped out the entire table of food, we slumped on our seats together and burped.

Heizi's eyes turned into mosquito coils: "...It was really an afternoon to broaden our horizons and increase our knowledge."

Kobayakawa patted the table: "Takeshita-kun! You must try to do this! Only then will he value you and your wishes!"

I readily agreed: "Okay, I'll give it a try."

Kobayakawa: "Remember to tell us about new developments!"

Heizi: "...Come on."

"Thank you very much, I will come to Tokyo to play with you next time I have a chance."

I returned to Yokohama in the evening and went to the leader to report on the completion of the mission.

Mori Ogai praised: "The efficiency is still as high as ever! I saw news about this in the afternoon."

I was slightly surprised: "So fast?"

I didn't expect the impact of this mission goal to be so great.

Mori Ogai said: "Yes. Letting Takeshita-kun take action is really the right choice, if no one else can do a perfect assassination without leaving any traces."

On the surface, I accepted his compliment indifferently: "If there is nothing wrong, I will take my leave first."

But in his heart, he was thinking about what kind of use this rake bonus could be used for. Should he buy brand-name clothes to dress himself up, give Mr. Dazai a gift, or book a high-end date place?

"Go."

Mori Ogai was rather melancholy, pointing out: "No matter how much fun you have outside, remember to come back to work."

"……Yes."

After working the night shift, I adjusted my schedule for two days before turning day and night upside down.

I haven't gone to see Mr. Dazai for two days. Even though the last time we broke up badly, I still look forward to meeting him.

Kobayakawa Keiko said: "Takeshita-kun hurt him under Mr. Dazai's intentional provocation, but in fact it just let him know that you care about him; judging from Mr. Dazai's tolerance for you, it shows that you have a lot in his heart." The special status, and the second is that he is very satisfied with the result of such a temptation; and he later took the opportunity to tease you, which is not a kind of temptation."

"After all, you haven't seen each other for two years. You know you like him, but he doesn't."

"Men are actually the same as women, and they also worry about gains and losses when it comes to important but uncertain things."

"You have to understand this concern. The reason why he does it is because you are important to him."

I'm dubious about this.

In the afternoon, I rushed aggressively to the old red brick building where the Armed Detective Agency was located.

I have made sufficient mental preparation, even if I see Dazai who is dating, I will not be afraid.

However, things related to Dazai are always beyond the imagination of normal people.

I met Tanizaki who hurried out at the door of the "Spiral" cafe.

I greeted him and asked where he was going.

Tanizaki was a little surprised to see me.He scratched his hair in embarrassment, and finally made up his mind, saying: "Mr. Dazai received an anonymous package while drinking in a street tavern. The package contained a bomb. The fuse has fallen off, and it may explode at any time..."

I:"……"

"Take me there!! Hurry up!!!"

Tanizaki was taken aback by my outburst: "Oh, okay, let's go now."

We found Dazai in a street tavern.

Dazai held a half-opened package in his left hand, and held his mobile phone in his right hand.Judging from the package that has not been removed, it is impossible to see what is in the package.

And the people in the tavern were chatting and joking, obviously they didn't know about it.

Dazai didn't move his left hand, and waved his right hand at us: "Hey, Tanizaki-kun, you came so fast! Good afternoon~"

When he saw me, he was a little surprised: "Ah, Qiu also came."

Tanizaki was very nervous: "Mr. Dazai, how is the situation now?"

Dazai calmly said: "As you can see, this is something that can blow up the entire tavern with a 'boom'. However, it is very careless, the quality is low, and the fuse was accidentally dropped by me. It cannot be moved, it will detonate if it is moved, and it cannot be dismantled."

His voice was low enough to not attract the attention of others.

Tanizaki: "What should we do now?" He subconsciously asked Dazai.

Dazai: "Now you need to evacuate all the guests and clerks in the tavern with the reason of working with an armed detective agency. Within 5 minutes, immediately, immediately. My hands are very sore, and I can't last long."

Tanizaki's face turned pale: "Then... where is the bomb?"

"I'll think about it again."

Dazai said: "I have already contacted the military and police, they will come over soon to seal off the area, and let ordinary people evacuate first, so that there is no scruple to deal with the bomb."

When Dazai said this, his expression was as usual, calm and composed, just like when he was dealing with smuggled goods worth hundreds of millions in Hong Kong.

Infected by his attitude, Tanizaki calmed down and said decisively, "Okay, I understand."

"As for you..." Dazai looked at me who was silent, and smiled, "Chu, this may be the last day of my life. Do you have anything to say to me?"

"..."

He said: "You can escape, I know. When the bomb goes off, leave me alone, escape if you can."

"..."

Human life is always full of surprises.

Osamu Dazai is such a person who wanders around the high-risk line, even if he goes to the side of saving lives, this will not change in any way.

He had already sang on the brink of death countless times, even if he really died this time, he would only say "That's great" contentedly.

At this moment, my mood is extremely peaceful.

I said, "No. I won't run, the bomb won't go off, and it won't be the last day of your life."

As long as I'm here, none of this will happen.

My "nothingness" can dematerialize my body and the objects I control, and the things I bring into the "nothingness" will stop changing, and their time will be compressed in the dematerialized state until they leave the "nothingness" " at that moment it exploded.

For example, if I bring an opened bottle of milk into nothingness for three years, it will not change in any way during these three years, but as soon as I leave the nothingness, the milk will immediately turn rancid, as if it has been sour for three years.

The same reason.

A bomb that was about to explode was brought into nothingness by me, and its time was suspended, so it couldn't do any harm to me in the nothingness.Until the moment I leave nothingness, the bomb will explode in a very short moment, and the power superimposed over time is enough to blow me to nothing.

that's not important.

The important thing is that this will eliminate the threat of the bomb to Mr. Dazai.

Dazai said in surprise, "You..."

I regretted the possibility of parting ways with Mr. Dazai, and at the same time, I secretly apologized to Kuroko and Kobayakawa in my heart. There was no chance to experiment with the results of the discussion that whole afternoon.

The people in the tavern had already been evacuated by Tanizaki, but Dazai was still sitting there motionless, with a smile on his lips, but his left hand holding the bomb trembled faintly.

I said to Dazai, "I will accompany you."

I leaned over to his right, as if to kiss him.

Dazai said helplessly: "Qiu, don't..."

However, my kiss didn't fall on Dazai's face, but when I leaned over, I snatched the bomb from his hand with my hands and activated "Nothingness".

After realizing my intention, Dazai quickly wanted to grab my arm with his left hand.

"you?!"

But he failed.

Years of assassination and life-and-death struggles with supernatural beings have trained me to have unparalleled reflexes.I put the bomb in my bosom, turned into a soul body and withdrew quickly, retreating to a place that Dazai couldn't touch.

Dazai couldn't touch me, so he naturally lost track of me.

He stood up suddenly, even knocked down the seat, and shouted: "Qiu, where are you going? Come back!"

I didn't answer him.

Dazai is so smart, he must know what happened to me.

You must also know that the unfallen kiss is my last farewell.

I glanced at the bomb in my arms.

The bomb that I had dematerialized did not explode, but the countdown countdown that had been stretched horizontally and the solidified red light showed its danger.

Since Dazai was drinking here, he probably didn't want to see this place blown up.

Then go to the beach.

The sea of ​​Yokohama.

I took one last look at Dazai, and in the state of a soul, I crossed the street, the sea of ​​people, the buildings, and the trees. I pushed my spiritual power to the extreme, and my soul traveled through the sky at the speed of light, and reached the vast sea in an instant.

I remember Dazai's expression at that moment, he almost lost his composure, he called my name loudly, just like calling Oda Sakunosuke's name two years ago.

enough.

On the uninhabited sea, I break away from "nothingness".

The bomb in his arms "didididi" rang chaotically, but it did not explode for a long time.

...fake bomb?

But if he knew it was a fake bomb, how could Dazai lose his composure?

I landed on the beach in bewilderment, split the "bomb" with a dagger, and found that there was no explosive in it, it was just a timing device.

However, in terms of appearance and weight, it was so similar to a real bomb that even Dazai was fooled.

I am very puzzled.

To be able to fool Dazai, what the hell is this?A prank against an armed detective agency?Who did it?Why did you send it to the tavern where Dazai drank?

Suddenly, I took out a note with words on it.

The neat and neat handwriting was obviously written by a woman.

I took a closer look and it read:

"Mr. Dazai, just look at me alone."

I:? ? ? ? ?

I:…………

I:………………

I'm going to fuck you.

The author has something to say: *The fake bomb of "Only look at me" is an extension of a sentence from Yuan Zhong