Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

"you……"

The devil only left these two sentences, and then fell back without making a sound.

Die, very quickly, but also very simple.

Irene, who also kept up with the front, glanced at this ugly demon with no challenge at all, and shook her head slightly.

Why is it so hard to think about being a villain?It's okay to be ugly, but if you are ugly and come out and put down cruel words to strip their skins to make clothes, that's whimsical.I don't even look at what's in this year's brave team, tsk tsk, it's really brave!

Silently complaining about the devil in his heart, he thought for a while, and took two steps back to hide behind Bishop to avoid any accidents when the devil didn't die. Of course, he didn't want to see the wriggling maggots again.

The princess stopped paying attention to this unlucky and disgusting villain, and turned her head to stare at Jerry who was curled up in Garcia's arms.

The lovely and virtuous great wizard Jerry, why is he exposed like this?It feels so easy...

"Is this...is this Jerry?"

At this time, Eddie had already moved to Garcia's side, his eyes seemed to be shining with stars, and he exclaimed softly.

Garcia didn't pay attention to Eddie, and didn't have time to pay attention to it. He was still gently soothing the little fur ball in his arms, his face full of tenderness.

And Eddie didn't mind, he concentrated on staring at Jerry, who turned into a fluffy ball, and kept feeling in his heart, what a lovely wife!

As for the rest of the brave team, they were much calmer.

Bishop glanced at his teammates, and then pulled out the sword in the stone from the demon with a normal expression.Seeing the green blood stains on the sword and the corpses of many maggots, he frowned and pulled the muslin curtain, vigorously wiping the stains on it.

And Leslie was even busier. At this time, he was quickly searching the devil's bedroom, putting prices on various items one by one in his mind.

Irene, who was expressionless, looked around silently, Garcia, who was tough and tender, Eddie, who was obsessed with hairballs, Leslie, who was crazy about picking up trash, and Bishop who only focused on wiping the sword that belonged to the brave.

He came to a conclusion.

These non-human beings probably never cared whether their teammates were human or ghosts!

Forget it.

As long as you can reach the abyss smoothly, you can return to Sia safely.

As for the process, the process was as easy as today to solve the villain, it couldn't be better!

It took a very short time to lie down and win for the first time. Although there were some minor accidents, it was still perfect.

It didn't take long.

Jerry was also coaxed back into human form.

He was very moved to see other teammates who treated him as usual except the curious Eddie!Everyone is really a very good person, and they don't discriminate against him as a monster!

Jerry, whose face was flushed with joy suddenly, was very satisfied!

Garcia, who was familiar with Jerry's thoughts, was also very satisfied. Although Jerry was frightened, the result also made Jerry more cheerful.

As for the rest of the Brave Squad, they were generally satisfied. The princess won without any effort, the pharmacist found his favorite little cutie, and the archer picked up a bunch of treasures waiting to be resold.

Except for Bishop, who was expressionless, he didn't have the slightest idea.

The sky is dim, and the red clouds are everywhere, reflecting the world red.In this red, the brave team stepped back to the village on the setting sun.

The villagers who had been waiting patiently in front of the village cheered when they saw the return of the brave team!Taking a closer look, I saw a human-shaped skeleton dragging a strange-looking and black-smelling corpse behind the brave team, cheering again!

"I just knew... I just knew that God would never forget us. There will always be light and hope! Thank you brave men, thank you, you saved this land!" Not very smooth.

Surrounded by the villagers, the brave team couldn't bear the enthusiasm of laughing and crying. They felt that the elderly villagers seemed to want to lift them up and throw them into the sky. It is the brave Bishop.

So the brave man coughed twice, and raised his hand to signal the villagers to be quiet.

It stands to reason that the excited old people at this time could not calm down no matter what they did, but after the brave man did this, they all felt cold behind their backs, so cold that their heads were a little awake, and they had to calm down.

"Is the demon you are talking about the creature on the ground? If it is, we will get rid of it ourselves." After Bishop finished speaking, he motioned the villagers to look out.

Then came another cry of joy and sorrow.

The demons plundered their relatives, destroyed their homes, and imprisoned them here when they had to leave. Their lives were all destroyed by the demons.

The brave team explained the origin of this ugly demon again.

Malicious human beings devoured the demons summoned by the magic circle in order to live forever, but turned into another kind of demons.

Looking at the villagers who were crying more loudly, they were also a little helpless.

Finally, the old village chief spoke.

"The demons have been eliminated by the braves, we should be happy! We should celebrate, take out the good things at home, and celebrate the victory of the braves!"

The crowd surrounded the brave team and entered the village, leaving only the ugly demon corpse and a forgotten skeleton.

Until the bright moon was high, the noise in the village gradually disappeared, and the skeleton still stood where it was, as if it had been abandoned by the world.

Irene, who had been drunk a lot, staggered and searched for the toilet, and walked to the entrance of the village.

Seeing the white glowing skeleton under the moonlight, I was so frightened that I sobered up.

"You... what are you doing standing here?"

"I don't know either." The skeleton opened and closed its mouth, making a crisp clicking sound in the quiet night.

……

Irene stared at this strange skeleton, feeling that there was no danger, and her head became confused again: "Oh, so? Then you have nowhere to go? I heard that the dark energy in the abyss is relatively strong, why don't you try your luck, Let's see if I can become the Skeleton King? Maybe there will be flesh and blood at that time, and I will be a good man again..."

In the end, Irene didn't know what she said, it was probably chicken soup for the soul or something.

Fortunately, although the skull clip looked scary, he didn't dislike Irene who talked too much, and even went to find the brave man who was about to sleep, and sent Irene back to the room safely.

the next day.

The princess opened her eyes, and saw the brave man imprisoning his arm again.

He was already used to it, he squinted his eyes, and then went back to sleep. Getting used to it is really a very scary thing.

The wine was so strong that Irene couldn't wake up, and was in a daze.

Until he sat on the monster mount and was sent away by enthusiastic villagers, his eyes were still half-closed, his head was swollen and dizzy, and he was very uncomfortable.

Fortunately, after so many days of exercising in the wind and sun, his body is still strong. After spending most of the day, he was alive and kicking.At least when he took out the dry bread with jam, he could quickly snatch a few bites back from Bishop's mouth!

In the next few days, the brave team hurried on as usual.

Bringing the food that the villagers insisted on giving them, they didn't go to towns and villages to stay overnight. They really couldn't bear the warm hospitality.

The speed of the World of Warcraft is still fast, passing through mountains, hills, and plains in the blink of an eye...

But on this day, the brave team had to stop and looked at the huge steep and wide mountain in front of them.

Eddie made a climbing motion with both hands, and there was still some expectation in his eyes: "Do we have to climb up?"

"Just use wind magic."

Jerry glanced at the height of the mountain, and sent the monster to the teleportation magic circle while talking.

After finishing, he went on to say: "I know wind magic, but I may not be able to bring all the people. Is there anyone else who knows?"

Upon hearing Jerry's words, Eddie said positively and quickly, "I will, I will!"

"Me too." Erin also spoke.

After discussion, the brave team quickly made a decision.

Jerry led the strongest Garcia, Irene led Bishop, and Eddie led Leslie, and cast wind magic to climb over the steep mountain.

As for why such an arrangement was made, first of all, it depends on the strength of the ability to control wind magic, and secondly, Eddie is too small. It was decided to put Leslie, who was smaller in comparison, for him.

There is no opinion on this.

Soon, wind magic was cast around.

Several people also rose slowly in the wind and flew towards the mountain peak.

The mutation happened at this time!

Irene only felt a blur in front of her eyes, and suddenly her feet were on the flat ground.

Looking around, I saw that I was actually in the lush forest, and there was a winding path in front of me, and the quaint castle at the other end of the road was looming among the leaves.

Before he had time to think, a soft and ethereal female voice suddenly sounded.

"The lost princess was stumbling in the forest. Suddenly, a castle appeared in front of her eyes. The princess thought for a moment and decided to go forward."

"Who is it?" Erin asked, frowning.

But the female voice didn't answer her, and continued to repeat this sentence mechanically.

Standing in a stalemate for a long time.

Erin thought for a while, then turned and left.

The castle is obviously a trap, only fools will walk in it!

"As soon as the princess touched the gate of the castle, the door opened. The beautiful princess shouted: 'Is there anyone? Is there anyone?' After shouting for a long time, there was no response. After a moment of hesitation, the lost princess walked into the castle..."

……

With a dark face, Irene helplessly demonstrated the actions in this voice that seemed to be telling a story.

It's not that he wants to do this, but if he doesn't do what he said, he will go back to the step of disobedience and continue to listen to the misty female voice.He was also annoyed by this repetition, so he simply followed up to see if there were any traps.

Now he has pushed open the door of the highest bedroom in the castle as instructed.

"I saw a handsome prince lying in the bedroom. The princess walked up slowly and exclaimed: 'He is so beautiful.'"

Regardless of how poor the storytelling ability is, the line alone is terrible.

Irene walked forward with a blank expression, looking at... Bishop lying on the bed, he stopped paying attention to the strange female voice, walked up to Bishop, and called: "Bishop? Bishop ..."

He hadn't called twice, and in the blink of an eye he was back to the time when the ethereal female voice repeated 'he's so pretty'.

There was no other way, Irene could only look at Bishop lying on the bed, and said flatly, "He's so pretty."

"The princess couldn't help but walked forward, sat next to the prince, and looked at the prince affectionately for a long time. At this time, she was already impressed by the prince's handsomeness."

Irene followed the prompts and sat next to Bishop, looking at him blankly.

Looking at it, he found that Bishop, who was lying closed on the bed, started to glow again!Hell, how does this guy shine all day long?

That's not the point, the point is, after watching it for a long time, you actually think it's really handsome?

Before he had time to think about it, the female voice sounded again.

"Seeing the prince's closed eyes, the princess couldn't help thinking about the beauty the prince would see when he opened them..."

Hearing this, Irene also looked into Bishop's eyes.

He knew that when he opened his eyes, he would see green that was so bright that it seemed to hide the stars all over the sky.

"The gaze moved down slowly, and the princess's gaze stayed on the prince's tightly closed thin lips. She bent down as if attracted, and slowly printed her lips on it."

The touch on the lips was soft and warm.

Irene suddenly thought of the jelly she had eaten in her previous life, opened her mouth lightly, and took a bite.

It wasn't until he licked the smell of blood that he really came back to his senses, maintaining this posture, his mind went blank.

ah?what happened?

what happened?

who is he?Where is he?Why did he kiss Bishop?

What kind of shit script is this?

"At this time, the prince just woke up."

The soft female voice seemed to be in a particularly good mood, and there was a joyful smile in her tone.