Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

The sullen Irene blushed, suppressing the desire to burst out laughing, and stared straight at the black-robed man in front of her without squinting.

For the harmony of the brave team, he can't laugh!Also in order to let himself live longer, he must not laugh!

Just when he couldn't bear it anymore, his teammates finally moved.

Garcia had a cold face.

Throwing the big iron sword in his hand towards the black-robed man, he stepped forward quickly, and stepped on the middle black-robed man with one foot, and the suddenly enlarged iron sword firmly suppressed the other black-robed men. gown man.

Looking at the thing struggling under his feet, Garcia said with a cold voice: "Bone frame, can you repeat what you just said?"

The black robe trembled violently after being stepped on heavily by the swordsman, and soon a skeleton hand protruded from the huge and crude black robe.

The tone was very cautious: "Noble Great Swordsman, I..."

"Repeat what you just said." Garcia raised his foot, and then stepped hard on the unsightly white bones into the black robe.

……

The black-robed skeleton had no choice but to repeat what he had just said with difficulty.

Originally, I wanted to add some compliments, but as long as I said something different, the force of stepping on it would become heavier, and it could only repeat what I said not long ago in a trembling tone.

"Swordsman, immediately...keep these five beautiful women...you...you can leave, otherwise, the...bones on the ground will be you...tomorrow."

Finally finished speaking this passage completely, the skeleton also knew that there was no hope for his trip, so he accepted his fate of disappearing completely.

It doesn't matter if you disappear, so you don't have to go back to face the terrible master, it seems to be a good choice!

Suddenly calmed down, it was waiting for punishment from the swordsman.

however.

The swordsman asked it a question.

"Aren't I beautiful?"

……

The skeleton, which had been trampled to pieces, was completely dumbfounded.

Beautiful...beautiful?

Garcia waited a long time for an answer.

With an even colder face, he directly kicked the black robe away, with a flash of dark magic on his feet, he stepped firmly on the skeleton's breastbone, and said sharply, "Answer me!"

Feeling the pure dark power, the skeleton was very surprised. The mouth with only bones opened and closed, and quickly said: "Beautiful, you are the most beautiful, you are the most beautiful swordsman! This plump and smooth muscle proves your strength and strength." Beautiful! I believe that there is absolutely no swordsman more beautiful than you in the world, at least in my eyes, you are the only one, and you are so uniquely beautiful..."

Irene, who was watching this scene not far away, was dumbfounded.

There must be a talent in front of this little skeleton!It's a set of brags!After talking for a long time, there is still no repeat!

The point is, the satisfied smile on Garcia's face at this time is too real!Do elves really love beauty so much?

"Stop." Garcia had almost heard it, and took back the iron sword with a smile, then put the black robe back on the broken skeleton, turned to the other members of the brave team and asked, "What do you want to do with this pile of bones?"

Everyone said that he would handle it.

Only Leslie hesitated to speak, and after thinking for a while, decided to reluctantly give up to Garcia.Although it is very angry to be recognized as a woman, the beautiful Garcia who is ignored seems to be more pitiful.It's hard to see such a spiritual little skull, and it will definitely make a lot of money if you take it out and sell it.Forget it, for the sake of friendship, let the great swordsman deal with it!

The black-robed skeleton also heard the discussion of the brave team.

Covered by the black cloth on the ground, it slowly closed its mouth, waiting for the coming of complete extinction.

Finally, I can close my eyes and rest completely. It is also tiring to be busy with the irritable and ugly master all day long!

But after waiting for a long time, it couldn't wait.

It wasn't until the sound of walking footsteps disappeared completely that it lifted the black cloth slightly tremblingly with the bones of its hands.

All the bones manipulated by it turned into dust, leaving only himself and a pile of black cloth.

Knocking his mouth lightly, the skeleton made a crisp sound of bones colliding. The skeleton slowly assembled itself, then slowly picked up the black cloth lying on the ground, and walked wearily towards the sunset.

And the brave team had already seen the village at this time.

The atmosphere was adjusted by the black-robed skeletons, and seeing Garcia so happy again, the brave team didn't care about the topic of 'five beautiful women' any more.Only Leslie was secretly heartbroken. The skeleton was so cute, but it was a pity that he couldn't pick it up, and he couldn't afford it now.

Soon, everyone arrived in front of the village.

But before he entered, he was stopped by several villagers.

Seeing the puzzlement on their faces, an elderly man among them said quickly, "Young passers-by, get out of here quickly, and get out of here before the devil finds you. As long as you get to the ground, there will be no yellow Mark, and you'll be safe."

Eddie looked at more and more villagers surrounding them, and asked, "Did something happen?"

However, the residents just shook their heads and did not explain when they looked at these young people with outstanding looks.

Repeatedly discouraged them from leaving, no matter what they asked, they only said that there was a demon nearby, and the village could not keep them, otherwise their names would be harmed.

"We can solve that evil for you..."

Before Eddie finished speaking, he was interrupted by the villagers.

"We know your kindness, but for your safety, let's leave early!"

The old man shook his head and sighed. It is not that there are no travelers who want to get rid of the demons for them, but those people never came back.They can't continue to harm these young people!

"The old village chief is here."

There was such a sound from a distance, and the villagers who blocked them also gave way one after another.

The old man with wrinkles on his face was helped over.

The old village head stood in front of the villagers, narrowed his eyes and looked at the brave team for a long time, and when he was about to speak to dissuade him, he suddenly saw the sword in the stone!

With trembling hands, he pointed to the sword in the stone, which symbolizes light and hope, and said, "May I ask, is this the sword in the stone worn by the brave in the legend?"

This familiar look.

It's how he appeared in his dreams when he was young.

Who hasn't longed to be the legendary hero who appears once in a thousand years?The old village chief longed for it so much when he was young!

For this reason, he specially collected the appearance of the sword in the stone from various places, and watched it again and again!I even went to the distant king city and tried it myself!Although he couldn't pull out the sword in the stone, he had engraved the image of the sword in the stone deeply in his heart.

"Yes, this is indeed the sword in the stone." Bishop nodded.

"Your Excellency the Brave!" The old village head suddenly became energetic, and he looked as if he was more than ten years younger, his eyes widened a lot. He paused and continued: "As long as you and your partners want to stay overnight , there is nothing wrong with it! But I have one thing to ask you!"

Of course, the brave team with hope and light did not refuse the old village chief's request.

Whether it's for a stay or something else, they have no reason to refuse.

From the narrative of the old village chief, they learned that there was a demon in the west of the village.

The devil wanted young skins and beautiful girls. In order to obtain these, the devil drove his men in black robes to burn, kill and loot the surrounding villages.In less than 50 years, the surrounding towns were plundered to decay, and in the end only this small village remained, luring travelers from outside for the night.

The young people who were able to escape had already left, leaving only them who were branded as demons and the elderly.

After hearing the words of the old village chief, the brave team expressed affirmatively that they would help this poor village get rid of the demon's control.

And let the other party point out the direction to them, intending to finish the work earlier and come back to sleep earlier while it is still bright.

Hearing this remark, the villagers were a little hesitant, asking if they would like to rest overnight before going tomorrow.

The old village chief trusted the brave team very much, and patted his chest to express that he would personally lead the brave team to the place where the devil lived!He even pushed away the person who was supporting him, and walked around the crowd twice to prove his health.

In the end, the brave team rejected the guidance of the villagers, and arrived at the devil's...strangely built castle with the guidance of the prophecy.

Everyone was thinking about how to get in.

Suddenly, he saw the human-shaped skeleton holding a pile of black cloth.

With the help of the skeleton, the brave team reached the bedroom in the castle that was said to be the devil.

Among other things, the furnishings in this bedroom are really ugly.

It is not possible to create a luxurious feeling by placing all luxury furniture items together.

The demon has decidedly poor taste.

At this time, the demon lying on the bed also heard the movement.

He lifted the gorgeous bed curtain, revealing his pale but very beautiful face.

It looked like a delicate and beautiful noble lady, but in fact it was a man's voice: "You guys are so good-looking, the clothes must be very beautiful."

……

The brave team did not intend to comment on this.

Pulling out their respective weapons, they faced the demon who didn't know whether it was male or female.

Seeing this scene, the demon smiled softly.

He raised his hand and directly grabbed the great magician who stood at the side and looked the most flustered.

Just as he was about to speak intimidatingly, admiring the beautiful appearance of human beings struggling, he was punched by the so frightened little pale magician, right on the face of his beautiful clothes!

In a panic, it took out the mirror on the bedside to look at it, and the clothes were torn!

The devil is completely furious!

Holding the clothes of the skinny magician, he stood up.

Black air rose from the cracked skin on the face, quickly corroding the skin, revealing an ugly face full of wriggling maggots.

At this time, Jerry was thinking about making up for the devil again.

He raised his head and met the ugly and terrifying face that was half-cracked with maggots crawling around, his little face was pale.

suddenly.

The demon's hand holding the magician's collar was empty.

I saw a shivering white-haired ball rolling on the ground.

Garcia, who was paying attention to Jerry, was also angry. He pulled out his big iron sword, rushed forward and stabbed at the demon.

Then he picked up the small dumpling on the ground and stroked it gently.

He kept saying in his mouth: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it is ugly, just don't look at it..."

The demon who was stabbed was stunned.

Before he could react, he was stabbed again by Bishop who walked forward slowly.

Then Leiris also took out a feather arrow from his quiver, and stabbed it through the chest.

Eddie, whose eyes were glued to the plush ball, picked up a long wooden rack that was probably used to hang clothes from the ground, and followed his companions to insert it through the demon's chest.

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Devil without a name: I am not easy!

Skeleton without a name: Fortunately, I learned a survival skill, that is blowing rainbow farts!