Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

Bishop frowned slightly, and pushed up Irene who was pressing on him, looked at the dull princess at this time, and said expressionlessly: "Why did you bite me?"

However, it was not Irene's answer that sounded first, but another female voice that came from nowhere.

"Looking at the beautiful princess in front of him, the prince asked, 'Who are you.'"

At this time, Irene suddenly woke up when she saw Bishop's expressionless gaze.

Hastily shaking his head vigorously, with a strong desire to survive, he quickly said: "It's not me, it's this voice, listen, it's this voice that bewitched me! It wasn't me! It was her!"

……

The soft female voice, who had just repeated the reading for less than half, paused, feeling aggrieved.

"I didn't confuse you, this is all you are willing to do!"

What a strange thing for young couples these days!

It's obviously a choice in my heart, so I have to blame her!No good excuses!

She's not good, she doesn't do what she says at all, she has to urge her!

The aggrieved soft female voice quickly adjusted her mood, and continued to read the script that she didn't know where to piece together.

"Looking at the beautiful princess in front of me, the prince said..."

Bishop's frown did not loosen, and he said to the very noisy and redundant female voice, "Shut up."

……

The soft female voice gave another meal, this time she was directly angry!Today's young people are more irritable than her!punish!must be punished!

Thinking of this, she read quickly and briefly: "The princess's gaze stayed on the thin lips of the prince who was still sleeping, and then slowly printed her own lips on them, biting them!"

The voice just fell.

As if going back in time, Irene pressed against Bishop's lips again. At this time, he was also biting the other's thin lips, with a slightly sweet taste of blood in his mouth.

Cursing the damn female voice in his heart, he quickly let go, straightened his back, covered his mouth with his hands and shook his head at Bishop repeatedly.

The voice said slightly vaguely: "Look, I really didn't do it!"

Bishop licked his bleeding lips again, propped himself up and sat up.

Looking in a certain direction, he said coldly, "Who are you?"

"Huh? I have some skills." The female voice who had become irritable calmed down again. She always admired young people who could find her whereabouts, so she said with a smile: "Do you not like this plot?" ? Then let me change another one for you?”

"No!" Erin said quickly.

Now the plot is so bad, if it continues, who knows what it will be like!

The voice became irritable again: "You are so strange, since you have come to my place, you don't accept my arrangement. Then you can play by yourself, I won't accompany you."

Hearing this, Eileen's face turned dark.

Who is it that is strange?Who is willing to accept this strange plot arrangement!

The first kiss he left in his two lifetimes was given to the black-hearted devil Bishop... Thinking of this, he clutched his chest that was beating non-stop.

But it frightened him into palpitations!

The princess who lost her first kiss asked sadly, "Who are you?"

Remember the name in the notebook first!

Bishop looked at Irene who was clutching her chest with a strange expression, and answered, "She has already left."

"Oh, I'm leaving..."

Irene looked down at the floor, not daring to meet Bishop's sight.

Although it wasn't his fault, who knows if the Black Heart Demon King will blame him!After all, it's bleeding from the bite, and it hurts just thinking about it!

Looking at Princess Irene in front of her, Bishop raised her hand to grab her chin, and lifted up that exquisite cheek that was not unfamiliar.

Looking at each other, he asked again, "Why did you bite me?"

……

The bloody move, the bloody question.

Princess Irene met the other party's beautiful star-like eyes with a sullen face, and said with a serious expression: "It's not what I wanted to bite, it was that voice that bewitched me!"

"However, her voice can't confuse you. You can refuse, unless you also have this kind of thought in your heart. Moreover, she didn't ask you to bite me at first." Bishop replied seriously.

ah?idea?

Thoughts of kissing a man?

As for biting, it was an accident, it was fake, it didn't exist!

Erin shook her head firmly and said, "I don't have that kind of thought."

No, there is no way.

He doesn't like the Demon King, so how could he kiss him?

Could it be that looking at the other party will shine, he is handsome, and his eyes are as good as the pictures of the universe he has seen in his previous life, so he wants to taste the feeling of the other party's soft and warm thin lips?Looking back, that damn feeling was actually pretty sweet?

Oh no, how could he think of so many complimenting adjectives and still feel sweet?This is impossible!What the hell!

Bishop looked at the wavering in Princess Irene's eyes, and chuckled, "You're lying."

After finishing speaking, he pinched the fingers on his chin and climbed up a little before saying again: "I've been awake all this time, just to see what you're going to do."

……

Erin was stunned when she heard this.

Is the devil in a hurry?Want to see what he's going to do?

"So, why did you bite me?" Bishop threw back the question.

Irene, whose mind was blank, was desperate, why did she bite?He wants to know too!

It was bad enough for him who lost his first kiss, why should he question him?Did he want to say that he wanted to realize the idea of ​​artificial respiration last time?It's better than eating pudding!

Yes, pudding, jelly!He finally remembered why he made such an obsessive move!

He said solemnly, "I'm really sorry that I did such a disrespectful thing because I was hungry at that time."

Listen, what a perfect and true reason, and it is the truth!

And he also sincerely expressed his apology, the art of speaking is full marks!

However, Bishop just smiled, and withdrew the hand holding the princess's chin, but did not express whether he believed this statement or not.

He looked away, looked around the beautifully furnished bedroom, and then continued: "Get up, go find the others first."

Irene didn't understand what Bishop's smile meant, anyway, it couldn't be what he thought.The devil king who has a deep sense of evil but doesn't understand human society a little bit, is also easy to coax occasionally.

Since the other party intends to turn over this page, of course he won't bring it up again if he wishes for it. He stood up directly, nodded and said: "Okay, okay."

Then he also told Bishop all the things he experienced when he entered this unknown place.

Of course, they also abruptly stopped when they pushed open the bedroom door. Bishop, who was "pretending to be asleep", must have known about the rest of the matter, and he didn't want to mention the sad thing of losing his first kiss again!

"This seems to be a dream." Bishop, who did not feel the sword in the stone at his waist, said so.

After hearing this, Irene murmured: "Is it a dream? That's too real, right?"

It made him feel the soft and warm feeling of kissing, as well as the slightly sweet smell of blood, unexpectedly... is it fake?Why do you seem a little unhappy...

Is it because you have been single for a long time, you can feel in love with just a kiss?

Before Princess Irene, who was in a daze, could think of anything, Bishop spoke again.

"It doesn't have to be all fake, at least I was really bitten by you."

……

Irene was no longer confused, and her eyes suddenly became clear.Damn love, that is the illusion of being bewitched and then frightened so that the heart beats faster!

As for the broken skin, he smiled and said, "I am very sorry for this."

"Yeah." Bishop's eyes swept around Irene's red lips, thinking that even if it was revenge, he was not in a hurry at this moment, so he withdrew his gaze.

He raised his hand and knocked on the wall, realizing that the wall was an illusion, and said, "Let's go down and have a look."

Of course, Irene would not refute Bishop's words.

In any case, the devil king is a big shot, the kind of big shot with thick thighs and strong abilities who can definitely guarantee him to lie down and win!If even the Demon King can't be dealt with...then there is no hope of living.

Soon, Irene and Bishop also walked outside the castle.

The two looked at the large green and dense forest, and were silent for a long time, so long that Irene couldn't help but ask: "Where should we go?"

"There is no road here, and the trees are all fake." Bishop said calmly.

……

Okay, he's too weak to see anything.

Irene complained in her heart, but quickly put a smile on her face, and asked again: "Then what should we do? Where can we find Eddie?"

"Give me your hand." Bishop thought for a moment, and opened his palm upwards.

Irene didn't think much, and obediently raised both hands and placed them on Bishop's palm.

His hands are not too small, but compared to Bishop, one hand can cover both of his hands, which can be said to challenge his man's self-confidence!I can't compare in height, and I can't compare in big hands. It's very sad...

Just when he was thinking about some random things, his hand suddenly hurt.

The pain was so painful that he felt that his hand was about to deform, and tears filled his eyes physiologically. At this moment, the surrounding scene began to change, and the green forest turned into a yellow, black, yellow and black stone wall...

Princess Irene, who couldn't stand the pain, quickly said: "Enough is enough, I saw it..."

If you continue, your hands will definitely be useless!

Hearing this, Bishop quickly let go of his clenched hands.

Looking at Irene's pitiful appearance, he suddenly remembered what Irene had said to him not long ago, so he put on a caring expression and said, "Is it hard? I'm so sorry, I'm sorry for the time being." I just came up with a way."

Retaliation, he swore it was definitely naked revenge!Careful, too careful!

But what else could Erin say?

He could only raise his smiling face with difficulty, met the other party's worried gaze, and replied, "It's okay."

Even if there is a relationship, the pain and tears can only be swallowed into one's own stomach.

Whoever made Bishop was something he couldn't afford to offend, and if he couldn't afford it, he could only coax him.

"Are we in a... cave?" Irene changed the subject, and quickly retracted her painful little paw from the opponent's palm.

Bishop glanced around the not-so-small cave again, and said, "It does look like this, and it seems to be a closed cave."

"Then how did we get in? If it's closed, it should be dark."

Irene, who was rubbing her paw lightly, felt that she seemed to have asked a stupid question, and knew that her focus was not right.

But the question is very real, isn't it?

"There's always a way."

Bishop didn't answer Irene's questions directly. He first glanced at Irene's small movements of rubbing her hands, and then walked to the stone wall, drew out the sword in the stone, and slashed at the wall.

'Boom' and 'crash', the thick gravel just fell all over the ground.

The sword in the stone pointed directly at the large irregular hole, and Bishop spoke, only to hear him say: "Look, this is the road."

……

sharp!admire!If there is no road, a road can be opened directly!

Irene suddenly felt that it was nothing to be sad to be accompanied by a big devil who held a grudge and was brooding over it.

Although it was true that he was bullied miserably, at least his life was guaranteed!And you can lie down and win without wasting your energy, which is not bad when you think about it!This kind of work as a small follower is simply too suitable for him who is not very good in magic!

Since then, Irene has been very clear about her position.

Be a qualified and will tout follower!Only by flattering can you avoid bullying!Only then can he snatch an extra bite of dry bread with jam in the mouth of the devil.

"You are really amazing, you can come up with such a way."

Irene made a look of admiration, and said so.

Bishop, who was swinging his sword and chopping off another large piece of stone wall, was silent for a moment.

Suddenly turning his head to stare at Irene, he smiled and said, "Irene, this is the eighth time you have said this."

Irene looked at Bishop and explained dryly: "Is that so? But I really think your idea is very good and extremely witty!"

"And I've heard this sentence five times." Bishop turned around and continued his previous behavior of chopping stones, and stopped talking.

……

Princess Irene, who had failed in boasting, shut his mouth obediently.

The task of the little follower is too difficult, and I racked my brains and don't know what to praise first!

It didn't take long.

The stone wall made a loud 'bang', and finally... broke through.

"Huh? There is movement over there, go and have a look."

Eddie's energetic and familiar voice came slowly along with the sound of the stone wall collapsing.

The brave team gathered together again smoothly, and everyone seemed to be in a good state of mind, and even happened to be cooking barbecue in the cave.

Seeing this, the princess and the brave also joined in.While eating barbecue, the brave team also talked about the situation they encountered.

It turns out that everyone has entered the illusion. The difference is that the illusion they are in is different.

Eddie transformed into a young sheep herder. Eddie, who was very interested in the game, happily followed the instructions, and then met the nobleman Leiris, and then the soft female voice let them start a love with different status levels …Eddie was so moved and turned it down, he's just a kid and can't be in love!

But Jerry and the others appeared in the auction house. Jerry is the owner of the auction house, and Garcia is the "goods" being auctioned. Jerry was shocked and destroyed the auction house directly, and then trembled shrunk to Garcia's side...

As for that mysterious voice.

He just broke down and gave up on them. He didn't even want to waste his strength. He withdrew all the arrangements, as if he didn't want to waste space. He threw them into the same cave, let them reflect, and left.

The team of brave warriors who had enough food and drink summed up the information and decided to look for the mysterious female voice.

Although they didn't suffer any harm, it's not a wonderful thing to be trapped here, and they still have to seek justice!As a brave team with light and hope, how can they be bullied?Absolutely not!

The cave is full of magic barriers, and the brave team can only use the most primitive methods.

Diligently used the sword in the stone, the big iron sword, the staff, the bow and arrow, and...Eddie's hands to make holes for a long time.

They finally heard the mysterious female voice through the stone wall.

There was another 'rumble' of rock and soil collapse.

Waiting for the dust to disperse, the brave team also stepped into a palace full of pink light.

At this time, on the crystal throne in the middle of the palace, a female lich with a graceful figure and a branch-like horn on her head was lying on her side.

The lich was taken aback.

Then he looked at the brave team with those eyes that seemed to be covered by the world.

She said angrily, "Are you robbers? Why did you demolish my house?"

……

The brave team who was suddenly called a bandit was also stunned.

It was Bishop who reacted first.

He said with a serious expression: "We are not robbers, but you have trapped us here, so you have to do this."

"I trapped you?" The Lich became even more angry, and said, "All the towns and villages around here don't know that I, Audrey, weave love dreams for lovers! Since you don't have this demand, why do you want to?" Come to me? And destroy my home!"

If it was her before, she would have sent these nasty guys into the embrace of darkness long ago!If it hadn't been for my dear's repeated dissuasion, she wouldn't want to make any sense!

Bishop argued: "We were just on our way and then..."

"I don't care if you hurry or not! I've knitted everything for you, and you didn't say anything about it, and even destroyed my home. How do you settle the debt?" Audrey was so angry that her whole body began to emit black air. , The hands that played with the hair were shaking.

Bishop said the facts expressionlessly, and did not give up his position because of the other party's nonsense: "This is indeed our fault, but it is your fault for dragging us into a dream for no reason."

Hearing this, the lich lost her patience, stopped playing with her hair and wanted to do it. At this moment, she saw the familiar sword in the stone.

The Lich was silent for a moment before asking: "Are you a brave man?"

"Yes." Bishop admitted directly.

At this time, the lich suddenly started to sob softly, singing a beautiful but sad song while sobbing.

"My lover, he is handsome and handsome. When he left, he told me to make me dream and wait for him to return..."

The brave team was stunned by this sudden change, and they didn't know why the imposing Lich was sad and crying.

Only Irene guessed that this was probably a story about a heartbroken person who never returned. He tried to persuade him because he couldn't bear to see the beautiful woman cry, but the lich continued to cry and sing.

It wasn't until the brave party sat down to finish a round of dry bread that the lich finally stopped crying.

She said: "Since you are a team of brave men, I happen to have something to ask you here. As for the thing that unintentionally dragged you into a dream, I have an earth element magic pearl here, so let it be used as compensation."

The brave team looked at each other, and finally accepted the earth treasure, and agreed to the lich's request. After all, they did destroy each other's home.

"The places I wove are all real somewhere in Seta Continent, so I will accidentally bring back some garbage during the weaving process, so I hope you can help me make sense. Of course, you destroy Don’t forget to mend the place.”

The Lich's request was very simple. After finishing speaking, he released a little spider to guide the brave team, and then continued to immerse himself in the weaving of another beautiful dream.

And the Brave Squad is also busy.After seeing the caves piled with trees, furniture, and even corpses, they regretted agreeing to the lich's request, because this was just the beginning.

Using various methods, even manipulating the corpses that appeared inexplicably, the brave team spent five days, and finally solved this arduous task perfectly.

The lich lying on the crystal bench was very satisfied with the serious attitude of the braves. Of course, she was even more satisfied with the clean Dreamweavers.

Facing the brave team's farewell, Audrey said: "Wait a minute, I have a gift specially prepared for you here. Don't underestimate it, with it you can find the devil in the abyss more accurately, and You don't need to waste countless time in vain. Well, you follow my little cutie and go quickly, don't disturb me to do business. "

After finishing speaking, she seemed to have remembered something, and said, "If you can see my lover, please send him a message, saying that I miss him very much."

Bishop accepted the Lich's gift.

Only to find that it was a broken map with extremely simple and naive strokes.

Just as he was about to ask the Lich what his lover's name was, the Lich in the palace began to sing again with tears in his eyes.

"My love, he is handsome and handsome..."

The brave team also felt that they couldn't wait for the Lich to finish singing, so they followed the little spider and left.

The little spider took them to a place halfway up the mountain with a narrow path, circled them around to say goodbye, and then returned to the mountain.

"She's almost gone."

Bishop looked in the direction of the cave, and suddenly said such a sentence.

The rest of the Brave Squad didn't make a sound, the Lich's body had already started to appear unreal, and they all understood when Bishop mentioned it.

"This is her choice, let's go." Bishop's tone was very cold, with some doubts in his coldness.

Is that so-called love worth a lich?

No one can answer the devil's doubts.

Maybe he will understand it only when he understands love.

The silent brave team went down the mountain along the road, and they were greeted by the town where the celebration was held.

More than a dozen couples in the small town were singing, laughing and dancing, and then everyone sent those couples to the mountain they had just left.

Eddie was very curious, so he asked someone to inquire about it.It is easy to know the reason here.

In the brave team thousands of years ago, there was a paladin who helped the people here get rid of the control of the evil undead, and lived here with his lover, the Dreamweaver Lich.

Later, the paladin's life came to an end, he coaxed his lover to say that he would go out, and then asked the mayor to set up a celebration, so that the lich would have a candidate to weave a dream and be happy forever.After people in the surrounding towns and villages heard the news, they all followed suit and chose different days to hold celebrations every year.

It didn't take long.

The brave team appeared in the center of the town, under the statue that was said to be buried with the corpse of the paladin.

After relaying the lich's thoughts to the statue, the brave team left this place with a beautiful but sad love story.

The brave team who set off quickly buried that story in their hearts.

With light and hope, they are destined to meet various people and various stories, but their footsteps will never stop there.

Their destination will only be an abyss without light.

Three huge monsters were running on the wasteland, and on the backs of the monsters was a team of brave men rushing to the abyss.

At this time, Irene was leaning on Bishop's body, her eyes closed tightly.

Actually, he wasn't asleep.

It's just that he was a little tired after eating and drinking enough, and it was too tired to stand up straight, so he pretended to sleep... and leaned on his back.

This idea seems to be quite bad. If Bishop is angered, it will definitely be recorded by the narrow-minded devil.

However, the feeling of having something to lean on is really comfortable, resting when you are full, is there anything more beautiful than this?Anyway, it's not the first time he's done this, and he would have been recorded long ago!After weighing and thinking for a long time, the princess closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep!

And now, it was the third time he pretended to sleep.

With the previous practice, Irene is much more proficient in the operation this time, and she is no longer nervous at all, pretending as if she is really asleep.

Just a little accident...

The whistling wind blew his hair into his mouth, he couldn't eat it when he ate it, and couldn't spit it out if he vomited it out, what if he was caught by hand!

Moreover, this feeling is too uncomfortable!He is so elegant that he can't help but care!

The princess could only make very small movements cautiously... Bah, bah, bah, trying to get it out.

Before he could successfully poke his hair away from his mouth, a hand stroked the corner of his mouth, followed by the obstructing strand of hair, which finally stopped blocking him.

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, suddenly, a finger that didn't belong to him climbed onto his lips, rolling from one side to the other, the movement seemed a bit...ambiguous?

……

Erin's heart was beating heavily.

His eyes were also tightly closed, not daring to open them.

what happened?

Why is Bishop touching his mouth?Could it be that he has taken a fancy to him?

No, why did he have a strange idea?Just thinking about it is scary!

Here comes the question!

Why such a terrible move!

Could it be... Could it be that he is still brooding over the few bites he accidentally bit before?According to the temperament of the stingy devil king, still thinking, want to bite back?

It's been so long, why do you still remember this one?A good memory is not necessarily a good thing sometimes!

His heart beat faster and faster.

It's as if it's about to pop out of your chest!

After waiting for a long time, that hand was still crushing his lips.

Irene waited very impatiently, and in the worst case, she would just bite down and get revenge, but don't continue to be scary!