[Net Wang] This man is so dirty

Although Ye Ling almost forgot about chapters [-] and [-], Yushi Ninzu did not give up his dream of becoming an excellent romance novelist.While Ye Ling was busy trying to find favors, Yushi Ninzu revised his novel again, and finally compiled it into a novel named "Floating Sakura" for submission.Soon, his novels were recognized and published.

In the past few days, the novel "Floating Sakura" has been placed in nearby bookstores.The publishing house made hype with "the identity of the author is a middle school student" and "the novel is based on a real story". The nearby middle school students were immediately attracted, and almost one in three or four people bought the novel, and borrowed it from classmates if they didn't buy it. There was a bookstore that sold out of stock at one time...

Ye Ling is tired of it!The surrounding middle school couples and classmates didn't know how to do it, and they imitated the tone in the novel and made up a few sentences, "You are a cherry petal floating in the air, and you can't reach it. I want to turn into the spring wind. I can't touch, and I want to dye your color", "If one day I fall from the sky, then please let me melt at your feet" and other disgusting and disgusting lines.In fact, to put it bluntly, isn’t it that you are the wind and I am the sand, I will take you to pretend and take you to fly!And girls often get together in small groups to read "Floating Sakura", screaming after reading: "I heard that the author is super handsome! I really want to fall in love with the author!"

Just when Ye Ling could bear it no longer, something happened that made her unable to complain.

Ye Ling woke up very early that day.After being the first to open the sliding door of the classroom, Ye Ling found a big cardboard box on his desk with his school address written on it.The return address is only filled with Bingdi.

Could it be that Keigo Atobe hated himself so he imitated the mafia and sent him a dead fish?Ye Ling couldn't help but worry when he thought of the setting that the characters in the plot would collapse because of his bad actions.However, relying on the archives at the end of each game day, she still walked to the seat.

At worst, read the file again!Thinking in this way, Ye Ling took out [Fusha's toenails cut like iron and like mud], and neatly cut off the tape stuck on the cardboard box.

After carefully opening the lid of the box a crack, Ye Ling's face suddenly changed.

Inside the cardboard box is a large box of yellow bananas.

……How is this going?Did a red-haired airplane head come by?Does he still think of himself as Akagi 〇 Ken?

Ye Ling lifted the lid of the box with a dark face.She immediately found that besides the bananas, there was a note in the box.

She picked up the note and glanced at it quickly.

Sincerely, Chiba Progressive-san

After the last meeting, although the manuscript revised according to Chiba-san's opinion was rejected, I still thought about the problem of cheating and made some revisions again.

Thanks to you, my novel is a great success.This is something I didn't expect.To express my gratitude, I thought about it deeply, and finally came up with an inexplicable intuition: Chiba-san, you must really like eating bananas.

A box of bananas will be delivered by post.Thank you very much, beyond words, only bananas in return.

Shinobi Yuushi

"..." Ye Ling felt very angry.She looked at the note in silence for a moment, then crumpled the note into a ball without changing her expression, and threw it into the trash can accurately.

Next, she turned on her phone, found Yushi Ninzu's number, and quickly sent him a text message: "I heard that the girls around me have always liked the handsome Ninzu-kun who is the main choice of the ice emperor, so everyone bought it." Ninzu-kun’s novel. It’s great to see that "Floating Sakura" is selling well, but I hope Ninzu-kun will continue to work hard. After all, girls buy your books because of your looks."

The phone displayed that the text message had been sent, and Ye Ling shut down immediately.She stared at the box of bananas in front of her for a moment, her face turned cloudy and clear, and finally she sighed as if she had made up her mind.

...It really is too embarrassing.Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, Ye Ling moved a box of bananas to the school infirmary, then took out a banana from the box, peeled it off, ate it, and walked back to the classroom...

After eating the bananas, Ye Ling still made a shooting motion like throwing paper balls before, wanting to throw the banana peels into the trash can.Unexpectedly, the force was too strong, and the banana peel flew out of the window with a sound and fell down.

Worse!Ye Ling prayed that no one would find out, and ran to the window to peek furtively.As soon as she glanced down, she was startled.

Right below the window where she was lying on her stomach was a white hair wearing a school uniform from another school.The banana peel that Ye Ling threw flying out of the window was falling on the white-haired head.

Oh no!That's Akutsu!This guy has a pussy pink racket in his hand, a banana peel on his head, and looks like he's already picked a fight in the Qing Xue Tennis Club.At this time, he seemed to be completely stunned, letting the banana peel hang on the top of his head, and remained silent for a long time.

Oops, why is this violent maniac!Seeing Ajiujin's head moving slightly, Ye Ling retracted his head immediately as if he was about to look up.Then, she immediately heard Yakujin yelling loudly.

This guy scolded very vigorously, saying something like don't hide and come out to fight him one-on-one, and seems to want to run upstairs to beat someone... Who wants to fight him alone!Ye Ling had an idea, and immediately hid in the women's toilet and secretly called the security guard.As a result, although Yajiujin was a bad guy, he managed to hold back his arrogance when facing several big and round security guards.Anyway, in the end he was driven away by the security guards...

After the turmoil in the morning, Ye Ling was depressed all day long.Equally glum was Echizen Ryoma sitting next to her.

This person is now a celebrity (thanks to Tomika Kosakata).It is precisely because of this that the way he entered the classroom with a bandage on his face after morning training today made everyone's eyes widen.But Echizen Ryoma didn't say a word, as if he didn't intend to tell anyone about it at all.

After school, Ye Ling turned on his phone to check.She immediately saw Yushi Ninashi updated his Twitter and asked his fans: "My friend said that people buy my books not because they think the book is interesting, but because of other reasons. Is this the case?" Fans immediately said that Yushi Ninzu The novel is beautiful in rhetoric and deeply touching.Then Yushi Ninzu immediately took a screenshot of Aite and her Ye Ling...

It's too bad!Ye Ling was so angry that he almost shut down Yushi Ninzu.Some fans seemed to have guessed what was going on, and accused Ye Ling of not understanding the essence of romance novels.As a result, Ye Ling found a shop to sit down unhappily, and began to question the ninzu Yushi Xingshi...

Not long after, Ye Ling suddenly saw a familiar person from the corner of his eye.

Not far from Ye Ling sat Takashi Kawamura and a young and beautiful woman.The two of them seemed to be having some rather personal conversations.The woman showed a painful expression as she spoke.On the other side, four Qingxue acquaintances also sneaked in.

It seems that I accidentally fell into the field of Shura!Ye Ling immediately ignored Yushi Ninja who was crazily complaining, and began to be vigilant.

After a while, Yajiujin really walked in like a little gangster.He looked defiant, completely unaware of the Qingxue quartet over there and her, Ye Ling, who sat down on the opposite side of Takashi Kawamura and crossed Erlang's legs.Not long after, Yakutsu picked up the drink on the table and poured it on Kawamura Takashi's head because of a disagreement.

Ye Ling sat not far away watching this scene.Whenever she sees Takashi Kawamura, she thinks of the scene where she cheated on the other party's father with pornographic books... The guilt accumulated over time has now turned into a mountain.At the beginning, I had already decided in my heart that if I had the opportunity, I would definitely repay this favor.She, Ye Ling, is not a heartless person.

Seeing the scene where Akutsu poured the drink on Takashi Kawamura's head, the four members of Qingxue immediately clenched their fists, and even Gan stopped writing.How is this going!They knew Takashi Kawamura's character all too well.Takashi Kawamura is not like Ye Ling, he is not someone who would do bad things!Once before, Takashi Kawamura's father thought that Takashi Kawamura had hidden pornographic books, but they went to Kawamura's father's shop to guarantee that Takashi Kawamura was an innocent and good person... At this time, Takashi Kawamura was so insulted by Akutsu, no doubt It's a bit restless to let them sit still.

However, just when Yajiujin was about to withdraw his hand to pour the drink, suddenly a little girl in Qingxue uniform jumped out from nowhere.That's Ye Ling!She jumped onto the seat quickly, then raised her hand, and poured a pot of coffee on Akutsu's head condescendingly.

"..."

Akutsu was completely stunned.He thought he must be hallucinating.Why would I be unlucky twice in a row in one day...

However, before Ya Jiujin could react, Ye Ling had already started the mocking mode.The distance between her eyebrows and eyes was pulled apart in an instant, and she said with a carefree look: "Hi customer, you are the lucky customer of our shop today, and we will give you a pot of coffee as a gift. But compared to the mouth, Such mellow, rich and nutritious coffee is undoubtedly more suitable for your hair roots. Seeing pale and lifeless crops grow on the fertile land above your head, every person with a conscience will feel a headache."

As he was talking, Ye Ling squeezed his throat and began to play multiple roles in falsetto.

"(False voice 1) Damn baby, this year's harvest is only so small!"

"(False voice 2) Hey, you stupid man! I'm going to Tokyo, and I'll leave the brat to you! I'm going to Atobe's house in Tokyo to live the life of a rich wife!"

"(False voice 1) Damn baby, don't go!"

"(Falsetone 3) Ugh, don't go, Mom!"

"(Atobe falsetto) Hahaha, this woman is back to me! Stupid man and stinky brat, get the hell out of here!"

"So," Ye Ling said solemnly while pouring coffee, "irrigating this underdeveloped land can change the fate of farmers, and changing the fate of farmers can save the dawn of Japan. Don't lose to coffee | , and don't lose to Calorie. Don't lose to Chakra, let alone Tokyo..."

Before Ye Ling finished speaking, the store door was suddenly opened with a "bang".Almost everyone looked towards the door at the same time.They saw a purple-haired boy and a middle-aged follower.

Ye Ling was taken aback immediately, and what he wanted to say choked in his throat.

She suddenly felt bad.Atobe must have heard what she just said!You have to circle back!But before she thought of a way to save her, Atobe snapped her fingers: "Huadi!"

Huadi, with a middle-aged face, swiftly moved to Ye Ling's side, quickly raised his hand, and a glass of iced drink poured over Ye Ling's heart.

"You actually ruined my reputation in this kind of place..." Keigo Atobe looked at Ye Ling who was captured with pride, "You guys should have awakened..."

Damn it!I originally thought that the mantis (Akutsu), the cicada (Kawamura), and the oriole (Ye Ling) were behind, but there was an Atobe and a birch behind the oriole!Was put together!

The drink poured by Huadi flowed down Ye Ling's head, then flowed down Ye Ling's arm to Akutsu's head, and then flowed down Akutsu's arm to Kawamura Takashi's head...

Ye Ling was regretting in her heart, when a new drink suddenly poured down, almost suffocating her.

Qian Zhenzhi didn't know when he was already standing on the table.At this time, he poured some kind of strange-colored liquid on Ye Ling's head condescendingly, and at the same time adjusted his glasses and said, "Since I happen to see you, I also have something to say."

"Some time ago, I found that my notebook seemed to have been touched by someone. The classmates who were in the classroom that day happened to be away, so I became suspicious. After asking many people carefully, Tezuka told me that you came from us in a panic that day. The class walked out of the empty classroom..."

His glasses flickered, and he showed a terrible smile: "You are the one who peeked at my notes. If this is the case, then you can try my newly developed drink as a test sample..."

It turns out that there are not only Atobe and Huadi behind the oriole, but also a dry one!But that was more than ten chapters ago!Why does this person hold grudges until now!

Ye Ling wanted to quibble, but when she opened her mouth, the drink that had been poured on her head flowed into her mouth.She suddenly felt weak all over, her eyes darkened, her foot was unstable, and she bumped into Yajiujin with a bang.

Yajiujin's brain, which had been short-circuited for a long time, was finally sobered by Ye Ling's blow.He was furious, opened his mouth and yelled, "What are you all doing!" At the same time, a dry drink splashed into his mouth... Takashi Kawamura, who was so shocked that he opened his mouth wide, took advantage of the situation and passed out with Akutsu die past.

These three people were finally carried back to their respective homes by the four of Aigaku and Keigo Atobe.Probably because the drink of Gan Zhenzhi was too terrible, the three of them lost their memory in the next few days, and it took several days to recover.

But maybe because the process was too embarrassing, they also pretended to have selective amnesia after recovering their past memories, and they didn't seek revenge from anyone, and they never mentioned what happened that day again.

Probably the only good thing is that Atobe, who managed to win a round, was in a good mood, and his favorability went back to 0.Atobe Keigo is actually a rare kind person.

The author has something to say: the countdown to the end!

In fact, the idea in my mind for this chapter is presented in the form of comics, which is very touching.But it's hard to describe that feeling in writing...and I'm out today, as a gorilla lost in the steel jungle, I feel a lot of pressure, and I'm tired today.So this chapter simply handed in the homework hastily like this.However, this chapter is actually a lot of words.

Tomorrow I will go out to collect materials and will not update.

By the way, I suddenly wanted to write a short story of three or four chapters, not a fan, probably Western Fantasy.The style is still Gintama style, does anyone want to see it?

I'd write it even if no one wanted to read it...