[Net Wang] This man is so dirty

In the next few days, Ye Ling worked hard to get a part-time job, and then went to school.

One day, she suddenly found that the "LV4" suffix of the house she lived in disappeared.The system told her that the housing system was canceled because it was too impractical.But because it is too troublesome to make a tennis racket upgrade system, the game production team made a lottery system, basically you can spend money to draw some special prizes.Even though Ye Ling has no money now, since she has upgraded the house three times in a row, she is given three chances to draw a lottery.

After Ye Ling heard the news, he immediately went to the lottery draw.She smoked it three times, and ended up winning [Fusha's toenails that cut iron like mud], [Xinghai brand hair rejuvenating liquid that must be used in conjunction with the instruction manual], and [the racket with its own music playback function, Ju Yiwen RX- 79].Although he didn't know what these were, Ye Ling still put them in the bag.

During this period of time, Ye Ling still kept a low profile, doing homework every day, and turning on the dog-jumping mode to review things during the quiz.But the focus is not on these daily routines, the focus is on customs clearance conditions!Ye Ling reminded himself like this all the time.During the lunch break this day, she reminded herself like this while going up to the rooftop.

Originally, she just wanted to blow some air, but when she opened the roof door, she happened to see a cat on the roof.

That white-haired and brown-faced(?) cat!Ye Ling recognized it immediately.That is Karubin raised by Echizen Ryoma's family!

So it happened to be just in time for the cat to run to the school?Ye Ling quietly outflanked while thinking.However, Karubin unconsciously put on a strange posture and slept soundly, looking like a human being.

It is agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals cannot become spirits!While complaining in his heart, Ye Ling sneakily touched the cat.She stared at the sleeping Zhengxiang's cat with a very serious look for a moment, thinking for a long time.

This is undoubtedly an opportunity.Ye Ling thought so.Now she faces two problems.One is the favorability of Keigo Atobe, and the other is the favorability of Kosakata Tomika.And Tomohika Kosakata seems to have identified Ye Ling as a big villain.In the past few days, Ye Ling also met her a few times, but every time the other party saw her, he avoided her with a look of disgust.

Ye Ling also heard a rumor recently.It is said that Tomika Kosakata's Echizen Ryoma support group expansion plan is in full swing.Not only did she recruit many first-year nympho girls, she actually charged the fee according to what Ye Ling said, and then ordered a T-shirt printed with "Master Longma Love Love Love" for each member of the support team...

terrible!Ye Ling's imagination seemed to be coming true!Ye Ling didn't want to be accused by a lot of girls of being a money-seeking woman.She thought for a long time, and finally thought that only Echizen Ryoma could make Kosakata Tomika change her attitude.It turned out to be a coincidence, before she could think of a way, the cat came to her door.

About 10 minutes later, Ye Ling found a long windbreaker from the school doctor and put it on, and then put the cat in the clothes on his chest.At this time, she was tightly wrapped in the windbreaker, and she acted furtively, looking like an exhibitionist who would lift up the clothes to reveal 〇〇 to a little girl.

She didn't read the school rules of the Youth Academy carefully, but it is definitely not allowed to bring pets into the teaching area.The students I met along the way looked at Ye Ling who was moving strangely with subtle eyes, but Ye Ling turned a blind eye to them with the cheek.He thought that as long as she was thick-skinned, she would be able to complete the task. Unexpectedly, at the corner of the stairs, he met a woman with meticulously combed hair and clothes imitating Aku〇Maya in "The Queen〇Classroom".

That's the dean!Ye Ling couldn't help being surprised.At this time, wearing glasses and pretending to be Shinpachi is no longer possible.The dean quickly set his sights on Ye Ling.

"Student, what are you doing?"

Ye Ling was sweating coldly.She thought for a few seconds before pretending to be nonchalant and slowly said: "I am using disgusting and weird behaviors to highlight my loneliness to cover up the fact that I have no friends..."

"Don't quibble." The dean sneered, and his eyes swept across Ye Ling's bulging clothes.Ye Ling couldn't help shivering, and then felt the cat in his arms shivering too.

"What's that on your chest?"

Ye Ling wiped off his sweat, lowered his voice and said, "Oh, Dean Sang, don't be so loud, I'm so sorry... Well, girls have to grow, and the chest is naturally that. Although I look It’s not that great, but at least I’m at the age of the first year of junior high school... I didn’t expect to be discovered by you so soon, the director... I’m really touched, you care so much about the growth of students..."

"Wait... You obviously hid something! It's still moving around!"

"Ah, director! Don't be so loud!" Ye Ling pretended to look around at the students who were watching the excitement, and said with a look of embarrassment, "That's... it's milk|shake! Milk|shake!"

"I...you..." The director took half a step back in shock from Ye Ling's shamelessness, took a deep breath, and glared at Ye Ling angrily, "That's a furry animal! It's still white!"

"... Chest hair, that's chest hair! A dense forest will grow on the chest of every adolescent girl! Dean, you also had a pure and innocent girlhood! You must understand me, right! The color is only because I am too It’s just white because it’s pure and innocent!”

"..." The director began to tremble all over.She had never seen such a brazen person!At this time, the teaching director grabbed the smooth and round bun at the back of his head, and shouted hysterically: "But the hair is brown under it! That's obviously a Himalayan cat..."

Before she finished speaking, Ye Ling sneered, looked up at the teaching director, his eyes were full of malice: "Hehe...the brown thing is actually a 〇 head, bastard Maya!"

Two minutes later, the school doctor Takarazuka Bijin ran over to help the dean who had fainted on the ground while showing her real breasts|shaking.Ye Ling quickly winked at the school doctor.The school doctor made a gesture of "everything is on me" and dragged the dean away.During this process, the dean remained motionless, looking like a real corpse.

Ye Ling complacently carried the cat in his pocket and prepared to run away.Next, just hand the cat to Tomika Kosakata, tell her that it is Echizen Ryoma's cat, and then look at her with assisting eyes!

She was thinking about it, and accidentally bumped into someone.

Ye Ling looked up, his expression suddenly became dull.

What she bumped into was actually Echizen Ryoma.

What should I do, Echizen Ryoma is looking at her Ye Ling with clear eyes!And there was a trace of disappointment in his eyes!Damn, he must have seen it just now!Ye Ling couldn't help but regret it.If I had known earlier, she wouldn't have been in this muddy water!

This time the original plan also failed.When the cat saw its owner, it immediately jumped out of Ye Ling's arms and jumped into the arms of its real owner, not even giving Ye Ling a look.Ye Ling was already powerless to stop all of this...

A system prompt appears.As if to comfort her, Echizen Ryoma added 1 point to her affection.Then he hugged the cat and left silently.

Ye Ling watched Echizen Ryoma disappear at the end of the stairs with a blue face, then left the teaching building dejectedly, wandering around in a trance.

While walking, a sudden noise attracted Ye Ling's attention.She followed the prestige, just in time to see Kosakata Tomika throwing a fit.She yelled at a few girls who were holding rackets and were also in the first grade of junior high school with a look of hatred for iron and steel, to the point of saying that it was too incompatible with the music to support the action.

Kosakata Tomika was already talking dry.She took a sip from the water glass next to her, and couldn't help feeling sad.

The team I lead is the only relatively formal support team cheerleader in Qingxue, and every time I take the initiative to follow the Qingxue team to the competition venue to support.She has seen the ice emperor's support.Bingdi's support team not only has a large number of people, but also chanted slogans neatly.In terms of numbers, Qingxue definitely can't compare with Bingdi, so he can only win in performance.But until now, they haven't been able to get the music and action to work together perfectly.

Kosakata Tomika was thinking about life when suddenly there was loud music next to her.Someone turned on a music speaker and played ROCK next to them!How is this going?Kosakata Tomika couldn't help but turn her head to look.The next second, she frowned.

The person she saw was the annoying Ye Ling.

Tomoka Kosakata couldn't help showing a disgusted expression.But Ye Ling shook her shoulders to the music nonchalantly, and while shaking, she took out the detachable Mohawk head from her bag and put it on her head.

Kosakata Tomoka frowned and walked over, ready to drive Ye Ling away.As a result, after walking a few steps, she stared at the racket in Ye Ling's hand and was stunned.

That's right!The sound of music came from the racket in Ye Ling's hand!And listen carefully, that is not any ROCK that Tomika Kosakata has heard.Every time Ye Ling shakes his shoulders, the sound of drums and explosions can be heard from the racket in a timely manner...

How is this going?

Kosakata Tomoka hesitated and stopped walking aggressively.Seeing this, Ye Ling was even more proud.She deliberately imitated Kikumaru's movement and threw the racket high, and then caught it firmly.At this moment, the music broke out with Michael Jackson's scream of "Aww" in cooperation with the crotch grabbing action, and then stopped instantly.

After a long silence, Kosakata Tomika still took the initiative to speak: "Can your racket play music automatically?"

Hooked!Ye Ling shook the crooked Mohawk wig on his head, looked left and right on purpose, pretended to be ignorant and said, "Yeah, it's really nothing, it's just that I accidentally picked such an ordinary wig. It’s just a racket. Brackets, its name is Kikuichimonji RX-79. It’s a very common name, just like its function.”

"It's not ordinary, is it? Ordinary rackets don't play music at all." Kosakata Tomika stared at the racket in Ye Ling's hand, and said unconsciously.

"Ah...it's nothing..." Ye Ling looked like a primary school student who bought a new mobile phone to show off but pretended to be modest. Although he pretended to be cool and curled his lips, he was secretly observing Tomohika Kosakata from the corner of his eye. Look, "Although no one has ever thought of the idea of ​​combining a racket with music...but it's actually the same. Anyway, this thing is no different from the combination of a normal racket and a music player..."

"No, it will determine the rhythm of the music based on your movements..."

Ye Ling was even more complacent, but she still pretended not to care and said, "Is that so? I didn't notice it... But even this is useless, at most it was during the tennis cheerleading training. It's more effective."

"..."

Seeing that the time was ripe, Ye Ling immediately changed her face: "Are you practicing cheerleading moves?" Before Tomika Kosakata could answer, she put on a serious look and said, "Oh, I am also from Qingxue Tennis Club anyway. As a member, although I can't win honors for Qingxue in the competition, if I can contribute, I will definitely not refuse."

Kosakata Tomika looked confused and seemed speechless.Ye Huyouling took the opportunity to generously break away her hand and put the racket in her hand.Her expression is very sincere, like the elite backbone of an MLM organization: "It's not very useful for me to hold this. I see that you practice hard, so I will give it to you. Don't let Qingxue Shame on you. Victory belongs to Qingxue, Qingxue is right, Qingxue is right, long live Qingxue.”

As soon as the words fell, Kosakata Tomika's favorability rose to a positive number.Ye Lingyi was happy, and tried to teach the movements of the Ginuit team to Kosakata Tomoka and other members of the support team, but probably because the movements were too ugly, the latter refused with a serious face.

The author has something to say: I just dug a hole for myself.Why write customs clearance conditions?In this way, in order to get back, the plot became more ridiculous, and it was not as interesting as before.Really sad.In the beginning, it should have been written that the protagonist was suddenly told that the closed beta was over, and then it was over...

Now I really want to delete the customs clearance condition of the article...

Another thing... Although it feels troublesome to say it, it will be even more troublesome if you don't say it, so let me say it...

My copywriter said that the purpose of writing the article is to find like-minded jokers.What does it mean to be like-minded, that is, I stick to my bushido (cough) and then find someone who walks with me.It's not that I see what other people are going, and I just lean in.

It means that I only want to write what I want to write, not what others like to read... The premise must first be what I love to write.Of course, under this premise, it is a good thing that someone likes to read it. Everyone hopes that someone will like what they write.But if I have to choose between the two, I will not hesitate to choose what I like to write.I am such a person.

So... ah, I still find it troublesome to talk about these things... In short, I don't like people to give me opinions, such as what should be written here, what should be written there, what should be written more and what should be written less, and so on. Usually I will not be very happy when I see this kind of opinion... It is your freedom to read it or not, but it is my freedom to write it.Please don't think too highly of my character, I'm just a gorilla living in a virgin jungle that has just been connected to the Internet.