[Net Wang] This man is so dirty

Ye Ling was in a bad mood.

She re-read the past twenty chapters many times, but she still couldn't figure it out: It stands to reason that she has already met the conditions and passed the level, so it's time to go home.Why hasn't he been teleported yet?

At the beginning, because Ye Ling wanted to blackmail Arai, Arai's favorability became negative, but later she lent money to Arai so that his favorability rose again.Because touching porcelain caused Echizen Nanjiro's favorability to drop, Ye Ling made up for it by sending pornographic books.Seigaku, who had fallen out of favor at the No. [-] Budokai in the world, chose her as a gift, and Tomika Kosakata also gave her a racket, and Keigo Atobe found a chance to mock her, and his anger dissipated.But why hasn't she been teleported yet?

Parting is always sad.Ye Ling took it for granted at first, thinking that the system gave the player a last bit of free time to say goodbye.So she took Yamazaki back to have a good meal, and then used the remaining money to buy gifts for people she knew, and waived Arai's IOU by the way.But two days later, the system showed no sign of letting Ye Ling go.

The angry Ye Ling finally felt something was wrong.She ran to the school doctor's office to question the teacher.But the school doctor answered her like this: "Look at your task list."

Ye Ling was taken aback, and opened the task list to have a look.Due to the change of her customs clearance goal, all system tasks that have not been received have been cleared, and the task list is almost blank.But the only task at the top has been staying there, very eye-catching.

[Uncle Fart Hair's request: find a suitable hair removal method for him! 】

...It's Daddy Sasaki!Ye Ling immediately thought of this soy sauce NPC.That was already ten chapters ago, and she had completely forgotten about this hard-ass uncle who confessed his miserable life in the middle of the game and left a sum of money for Ye Ling.

Ye Ling felt something was wrong, and immediately asked the school doctor what this task was about.At this time, the school doctor looked at her with a gloating look, and said, "Who told you to take the initiative to receive the NPC task... In this way, the system has no way to cancel this task. The reason why you can't leave is because of this fart." Uncle Mao. Now it seems that everyone’s favorability towards you is not negative, but once you leave without completing the commission of Fat Mao, Uncle Fat Mao’s favorability for you will drop to -999 the moment you leave. In this case, the system determines that you cannot leave the game."

hateful!Is it so dangerous?The more Ye Ling thought about it, the more strange he felt.She hesitated for a moment and asked, "Why did it drop so much all of a sudden? Hasn't -999 reached the lower limit of favorability?"

The school doctor nodded very seriously: "It's here. -999 is the lower limit of favorability."

"..."

Ye Ling, who seemed to have fallen from heaven to hell, submitted a fake sick leave form to the school in order not to cause any trouble.She didn't go to school for a while, and usually kept avoiding the Raiders, lest she accidentally let someone's favor drop again.At the same time, Ye Ling, who didn't have to go to school, began to run around in major hospitals, looking for excellent doctors in urology surgery, hoping to find someone who had a reputation and strength in fart hair removal.

Almost every hospital knows someone who is struggling to find a doctor to remove butt hair.An urban ghost story began to gradually spread in major hospitals: There was a little girl who grew a lot of ass hair at a young age.Her butt hair grew down that spot to her head, replacing her hair.If someone pissed her off, she'd strangle you with her ass...

Once when Ye Ling went to consult a doctor, he also met Li Haida who had never appeared because of the plot.At that time, she was eagerly asking the doctor about all kinds of things about butt hair, but when she turned around, she immediately saw Yukimura Seichi standing at the door...

Yukimura was wearing a light green hospital gown, and he seemed to be passing by, but he heard something terrible.He probably didn't expect that Ye Ling would turn around suddenly while talking, and met Ye Ling's eyes in a little astonishment.The two of them were immediately very embarrassed, and Ye Ling got stuck in his throat when he talked about half of the question.

After staring at each other for a long time, Yukimura coughed lightly, then lowered his eyes, pretending that he didn't see anything, and turned around stiffly to leave.The hint of decreasing favorability does not appear.Seeing this, Ye Ling finally breathed a sigh of relief.Unexpectedly, just as she was relieved, a kelp head popped out of nowhere.

The guy first smiled and called "Minister" at Yukimura Seichi, then turned his head and saw Ye Ling, and immediately shouted: "Could this person be the ass girl in the urban legend!?"

Yukimura Seiichi was startled, and immediately reprimanded: "Kirihara, keep your voice down!" Then he looked back at Ye Ling worriedly.

"..." Ye Ling lowered his head with an ugly face.What is a fart girl!Why do inexplicable urban legends appear!Generally speaking, the culprit must be that old fart daddy!Wasn't it because he forced Ye Ling to find a doctor for him?

Finally, Yukimura came forward and asked Ye Ling to eat the condolences brought to him by the team members.Ye Ling originally thought about slipping away if she had nothing to do, but she was worried that if she did this, someone's favorability would decrease.So she bit the bullet and stayed and accepted.On the way, Ye Ling tried to insinuate that he was not a girl with fart hair, but a kind person who was entrusted by his uncle to find a way to get rid of fart hair.But Yukimura Seiichi has been looking at her with the same gentle and compassionate eyes, obviously not believing her words at all.

Fortunately, no one lost their favor in the end.After Ye Ling finished eating, he found an excuse and slipped away with a smile.

Ye Ling couldn't find a suitable hair removal method until he searched all the doctors he could find.Am I going to be trapped here forever because of mere ass hair?Ye Ling couldn't believe this fact.When she got home, she ignored Yamazaki Tei's worried eyes, took off her coat, and lay down on the floor.

A cylindrical object rolls out of the coat pocket.The thing rolled along the smooth floor directly to Ye Ling's eyes.

[Xinghai Miaoshou Rejuvenation Serum that must be used in conjunction with the instruction manual]

Ye Ling stared weakly at the small cylindrical bottle, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

The next day, the main candidates of the Youth Academy were going to take their coupons to the beach for vacation.Unexpectedly, before getting into the car, two unexpected people suddenly appeared in the line.

Ye Ling squeezed in cheekily, followed by Yamazaki.As soon as she got in the car, she pretended to be an acquaintance and greeted everyone.Yamazaki Tai enthusiastically took out a strange book and asked for everyone's signatures... When Zhengxuan signed, he saw Keigo Atobe's faintly visible signature on the last page of the book...

Along the way, Ye Ling kept staring at Horio's trio.Just as he got off the car, the sharp-eyed Ye Ling immediately noticed that the coupon had fallen out of one of them's trouser pocket.She immediately rushed forward and picked up the invitation ticket before everyone could react. It was like a thunderbolt and moved like a rabbit, which shocked everyone.

Then, holding the coupon tightly in her hand, she looked around...

If the tickets hadn't been lost, the group wouldn't have had to play beach volleyball with those two Sasakis.This is undoubtedly the most beneficial for Ye Ling.Thinking in this way, Ye Ling stuffed the coupons into the hands of the most prudent Oishi Shuichiro very solemnly, and urged Dashi not to lose the coupons.She kept telling Dashi to "put the coupon in a safe place" while looking at a certain important part of Dashi from time to time, with a look of "you'd better stuff it in your underwear"...

In the end, Dashi embarrassingly stuffed the coupon into the innermost part of the bag, and repeatedly promised not to lose it, so Ye Ling gave up.

Next, she took Yamazaki Tai and quickly parted ways with everyone in Qingxue.

Ye Ling quickly searched for Sasaki and his son on the beach.Those two must be playing volleyball on the beach and taunting their losers.They must be very conspicuous.While looking for it, Ye Ling stretched out his hand, and tightly grasped the [Xinghai Brand Hair Rejuvenation Liquid that must be used in conjunction with the instruction manual] in his pocket.

After walking for a while, Ye Ling suddenly spotted the golden retriever and his son!These two were playing beach volleyball!At this time, it seems that the game has been decided.The two Sasaki were arrogantly laughing at the two young NPCs on the other side of the net.

It's now!Ye Ling shouted: "Yamazaki, come on!" Yamazaki Tai immediately understood, rushed up quickly, and grabbed his father Sasaki's arms.

That's right, [Xinghai Brand Wonderful Hair Rejuvenation Liquid that must be used in conjunction with the instruction manual] is Ye Ling's sharp weapon for winning!

It is rumored that Xinghai Fangzhu is a powerful man at the cosmic level.As a member of the Night Rabbit tribe, he is overwhelmingly powerful both in his innate genes and acquired strength.But the only fly in the ointment is: the powerful master of Xinghaifang, he is Wu Ke.

He tried his best, but he couldn't make even a millimeter of crops grow on the barren land above his head.His bald head is also well-known in the universe, and even all kinds of hair-enhancing fluids try to invite him to advertise...Of course, Xinghaifang in the advertisement duang added the special hair of the hair, So it looks dark and dense and shiny.But in fact the top of his head was still bald.Not only that, the hair growth liquid endorsed by him also passively brought the Xinghai debuff.People who have used hair increasing liquid, even if they still have a little hair at first, they will become bald later...

This is called a hair remover instead of a hair increasing liquid. [Xinghai Brand Hair Rejuvenating Liquid that must be used in accordance with the instructions] is undoubtedly the best choice to solve the problem of dad Sasaki's ass hair!Taking advantage of Yamazaki's retreat and firmly grasped his father Sasaki, Ye Ling rushed forward, unscrewed the small jar in his hand according to the instructions, and poured the liquid in the jar towards his father Sasaki's 〇 crotch!

Hearing the sound of "wow", father Sasaki's 〇 crotch was drenched in water immediately!The surrounding NPCs watched all this in shock, and even the two youths who had just been ridiculed forgot their shame and showed shocked expressions.At this time, Ye Ling straightened up slowly, and threw the empty jar in his hand on the sand.

She looked directly at her father Sasaki who was astonished, and smiled slightly: "This is the only way to get rid of the dense forest in your ass. Please enjoy your bare ass in the next time."

Father Sasaki suddenly heard Ye Ling's words and was completely stunned.There was a burst of coolness in the buttocks, and he seemed to hear the slight sound of branches and leaves falling...he felt it!That's the sound of ass hair falling off!That piece of dense primeval jungle has finally come to an end!

Father Sasaki showed a gratified smile.At the same time, a holy and dazzling white light suddenly appeared between his thighs!Is this the power of [Xinghai Miaoshou Rejuvenating Serum that must be used in conjunction with the instruction manual]?Is this the divine light that can rid the world of all filth?

The people around covered their eyes one after another, unable to look directly at the holy light.Seeing this, father Sasaki finally stopped doubting.The face that was once so twisted now also showed a gentle expression.

He opened his mouth slightly, his voice was extremely small, as small as the sound of a butt hair falling to the ground.

"Thank you……"

As soon as the words fell, he gradually lost consciousness.At the same time, the white light in front of Ye Ling's eyes became more intense, his whole body seemed to be exhausted, and his eyes went black.她最后听到的，是儿子佐佐木悲痛欲绝的呼唤：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊老爸的〇——！”

The screens in the room were filled with a blinding white light.In the silence, a slender hand suddenly raised up.Then, that hand retracted again, brushing away the black hair covering its owner's face.

Ye Ling rubbed his eyes and sat up with his arms propped up.The handle that fell on the chest immediately rolled to the ground, making a crisp impact sound.

She was stunned for a while, raised her hand to her eyes for a closer look, then looked around again, mumbling: "Is it finally back..."

headache.Ye Ling rubbed his head and got up from the floor, slowly opened the refrigerator, took out a can of drink, pulled the tab with a "click" and took a sip immediately.The sweet fruity aroma in her mouth immediately made her frown.

Swallowing the liquid in his mouth, Ye Ling squinted at the drink in his hand.

Grape-flavored Ponta...Have you ever bought this kind of thing?

When she was trying to recall her memories, the door was suddenly pushed open, and someone asked, "Are you awake?"

Ye Ling suddenly felt bad.After silently counting to ten in her heart, she finally mustered up the courage to glance towards the door.

Echizen Ryoma was standing by the door, looking at her with as clear and clear eyes as possible.

……what happened?Ye Ling looked around stiffly.This is indeed my house in real life, not the dilapidated old house LV4.Then why did Echizen Ryoma appear here?

She looked up at Echizen Ryoma again, grabbed his arm, and asked in a trembling tone, "What's going on? You...why are you here?"

"Ah?" Echizen Ryoma was stunned for a moment, and then frowned, "Don't you remember? You had a conflict with an uncle on the beach for no reason, and both of them fainted. We found the commotion in the crowd and went to send you off. When we arrived at the hospital, the doctor said there was nothing to do, so the seniors will stay on the beach first, and I will take you back. By the way, I found the key to open the door in your pocket."

"You sent me back?" No matter how you think about it, this person doesn't seem like a kind person who would send a fainted person home.Ye Ling suddenly thought of a very bad assumption.This is chosen by the favorability.Echizen Ryoma had the highest affection for her, so he sent him home.In this way, the entire game world has overlapped with the real world.There are not only Echizen Ryoma, but also Tezuka Kunimitsu, Fuji Shusuke, Atobe Keigo...

"... Bententang, I 〇〇 you 〇〇!" Ye Ling cursed crazily in his heart.

Later, it was said that a game planning team leader in a well-known game company Bentendo was beaten up on his way home from get off work late at night.The victim has always remained silent about this, making people have to suspect that this is a personal grievance, and what the victim actually knows...

The author has something to say: So if you really want a leading actor, then the leading actor should be Echizen Ryoma.After all, at the end of writing, I found out that he had the highest favorability...

It's all up to this time, let me say something: well, if you want to continue watching the next works, please bookmark me.I'm talking about favorite authors.Just click into my column and find the author's favorite button and click it.Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't collect it. Some people may have the habit of not collecting authors.It is more convenient to collect if you have a JJ number.

I have added the novel I will write next in the author's tweet column on the right, but it may not be published for a while.Both here and the copy, of course, you can also click into the author's column to read.

One is about Gintama, which is expected to have only three or four chapters. I will finish this one first, soon.

The other one is a fan of Slam Dunk, which is basically the same as this one, the main character is still Ye Ling.The fan who originally planned to slam dunk wrote it later to avoid aesthetic fatigue, but now that I think about it, I should finish it in one go.I will come back here to talk about it when the slam dunk article gets a hole.But I started school at the beginning of September, so slam dunkers will inevitably face weekly updates, and will temporarily suspend updates for two weeks when they encounter exams... I have explained in advance that I am not forcing you, if you can If you accept it, welcome to jump into the pit...

☆、ごめんなさい!

apology letter

For a long time, I have been updating this novel with such a low limit, I am very sorry!

Teacher Xu Feigang, I am really sorry for creating a fanfic of your work in such an obscene way!

Teacher Hideaki Sorachi, I am very sorry for making an advanced copy of your work in such a high-profile way!

Teachers who I pinched him in the article have to be involved in dirty novels written by dirty people like me, I am very sorry!

Dear readers, I’m so sorry for the messages I’ve been making to encourage a gorilla-like human being like me!

My parents, it is so embarrassing to have a daughter like me, so sorry!

Earth, I'm so sorry for being tolerant of my filth and allowing me to enjoy all kinds of resources!

In short, I am very sorry for everything!

Tenchi Sakuragaoka

Well, the apologies are over.Let me give you my final thoughts.This is the first time I finished it, I was a little excited, in fact, when I wrote the last chapter, I was still a little bit reluctant.

The Prince of Tennis is a work I started watching in the fifth grade of elementary school, and it is an important part of my memory.I am also very happy to be able to finish a fan of Net King now.

If you have any questions about the work, please check the refined comments of this article.You will find what you are looking for...

In fact, this article did not go through much deliberation. I just got hotheaded and felt that there is no such thing as making complaints in The Prince of Tennis, so I always make me complain hoarsely while watching it. How can this work, so I wrote such an article.

The writing process and ending are actually similar to my original idea. At the beginning, I just wanted to finish it in about twenty chapters... How should I put it, I feel that writing this kind of novel is very tiring, because I have to conceive jokes and arrange a way to make people laugh. Readers can also complain about the plot in their hearts, which is commonly known as "don't dare not complain for fear that the plot will be boring, but if you don't dare to complain, you have to leave room for it"...

So I hope everyone will take good care of Hideaki Sorachi, he is very tired... Although I have no chance to know him, Hideaki Sorachi should be regarded as half of my teacher, whether it is writing or life...

In addition, to the little angels who left me messages during the writing process, thank you.Thanks to you my plan to find the joker was a great success.There are also a few little angels who almost left me a message, thank you very much.Smiles are the best cosmetics. I hope that happy things will happen to you every day in the future.

Thanks to the system's customs clearance tasks, Ye Ling and the princes have become friends (even if they are not friends, they are not enemies anyway).The story of her and the tennis princes has temporarily come to an end, but her journey is not over yet.

Let us continue to look forward to Ye Ling's heroic performance and the dawn of the world.Evil will be defeated eventually, and the universe of tomorrow will still be peaceful!

【Finish】

The author has something to say: I still can't help but want to type a few words here when the author has something to say, this author is really long-winded!Really annoying!