Give the monster the old days of the month

Such a thing as a name is really difficult to come up with.

Yan Zhen and Jiao Dahai discussed for a long time, but it was difficult to reach an agreement.

"Why can't Jiao Xiangrong? Doesn't it sound very lively?"

"Don't you think this name is mediocre?" Jiao Dahai asked confidently.

Yan Zhen couldn't complain: Your name is more mediocre now, okay?Be a little self-conscious!

"Do you think the name Jiao Mingshang sounds very cool?"

Yan Zhen stopped his dangerous thoughts in time: "Be sober, don't your parents still want you to be a scholar? Didn't your teacher teach you what 'Shang' means? Even an engineering student knows it!"

"But I'm a scumbag! A scumbag doesn't need to understand this!" Jiao Dahai's chest straightened even more.

"Your brother Baishu won't like such a non-mainstream name!"

Jiao Haihai had no choice but to give up.

In the end, she couldn't choose a name, so Yan Zhen gave up struggling and patted Jiao Haihai's shoulder: "Don't worry, take your time, anyway, your brother Baishu is not interested in you now, it doesn't matter what your name is, he won't care .”

Jiao Haihai: "..."

It didn't seem to be comforted.

The marriage ceremony this time should be much easier than last time, because Yan Zhen also draws on draft paper during self-study these days, and is familiar with the details.

He didn't know the inside story before, but this time when his mother came back and explained the reason clearly to him, he understood the specific details of the relationship.

Whether the red line can be drawn between monsters and humans in the first bond depends on many factors.

One is the object used for forming a relationship. If it is just an object, its effect is minimal.But if it is human hair or bodily fluids, the effect can be greatly enhanced.The second is the pre-existing fate between the two. If it is destined that there will be no fate—for example, the person may already have a relationship—then even if you find a fate teacher, there will be no red line.It is the inner appeal of the seeker. If it is not sincere, the wish will not be realized.

Occasionally, there will be situations where they obviously failed to pull the red line, but they are still together in the end.

Earlier, Yan Zhen asked her mother if she could break the red thread of bond, and her mother gave the answer no.But she only said one thing and didn't say the other thing. Although it can no longer be lifted forcibly, the red line is artificially drawn by magic, so there is a time limit.Within half a year, if the two cannot be together, the red line will gradually fade and eventually disappear.

The appearance of the red line will provide deeds for the two, but whether they can grasp these deeds depends on the individual.

Jiao Dahai stood at the front of the formation and asked anxiously, "Will it succeed?"

This question could not be answered accurately, Yan Zhen said in a mature tone: "It depends on fate."

The magic circle suddenly lit up, which was different from Hu Yishu's time, because Jiao Haihai's power was stronger, but he couldn't fully control it himself, and suddenly there was a gust of damp wind around him.

Yan Zhen opened her mouth: "Da Hai, you... control yourself a little..."

Jiao Haihai couldn't control it at all, his human body was a little distorted, gradually showing a blue shadow.

"I really want to howl..." Jiao Dahai hugged himself in distress, "I can't control it—"

When the magic circle was over, Yan Zhen's hair was dripping with water, he wiped his face with a tissue, and stuck out his tongue to lick his lips, it was salty.

These sea creatures are really troublesome, Yan Zhen couldn't help but feel thankful that Jiao Haihai didn't bring out two fish by the way.

Jiao Haihai didn't have a drop of water on his body. Seeing the water covering his ankles on the ground, he felt very sorry. He tapped it with two hands, and the water evaporated out of thin air, disappearing without a trace.

After dealing with monsters for a long time, and getting used to seeing many supernatural things, Yan Zhen was very calm and asked Jiao Haihai to look at her fingers.

A red thread was tied tremblingly to the base of the little finger.

"I'm so happy!" Jiao Dahai blew his nose hard, his eyes were red, "I haven't been so moved in many years."

Yan Zhen continued to hand him a tissue: "This is the 16th time you have said this sentence."

Jiao Dahai chirped: "I'm happy."

He is such a big man, with his shoulders shrunk and crying like a sprinkler, looking at the visual effect is really a bit funny and a bit pitiful.

"Then I can go to Brother Baishu now!" Jiao Dahai said, "I can see him today!"

"Not yet," Yan Zhen thought a little more than he did, and he and Xu Baishu made an appointment to pick up the hamster after school in the afternoon, "You handed the hamster to me because you were busy, how could you suddenly become like this?" available?"

Jiao Haihai frowned slightly: "It's so troublesome, can I change my profile?"

Of course, he himself knew that the deal was done, so he had to obediently say: "I will endure."

"Let's start with friends, we can always meet up with an excuse, don't be too impulsive, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry." Jiao Dahai is much more well-behaved than Hu Yishuer, which really relieves Yan Zhen.

"But I still want to be like your boyfriend and pursue brother Baishu directly."

"Pursuit should also be based on the foundation of feelings..." Yan Zhen reacted suddenly, and slammed the table like his mother, "I told you that he is not my boyfriend!"

Xu Baishu came a little earlier than the scheduled time. He really likes small animals. He has been thinking about it since he woke up in the morning. When he went to pick up his little hamster in the afternoon, his steps were still a little sloppy. .

According to the agreement, Yan Zhen was waiting in the dormitory, taking a small brush to comb the hair of "Dahai" in the house, while the real Jiao Haihai turned into a hamster, lying on Yan Zhen's pillow waiting to meet his sweetheart.

Today's sun is very strong, Xu Baishu didn't come across any shaded place on the way here, and his face and neck were all red from the sun all the way.

Yan Zhen poured him a glass of water, and Xu Baishu said: "There is one more thing, I want to tell you first, and see what your friend thinks. My family is allergic to small animal hair, so although I like it, I don't like it. I have never raised it before. Now I can only help you to foster it for your friend. When the summer vacation comes, I still want to return the sea to your friend.... Will he accept it?"

Of course I can accept it, but I can't say it.Yan Zhen could only pick it up and pretend to send Jiao Dahai a WeChat message, saying, "Let me ask for you."

In order to make all the tricks real, he also worked very hard, and it took 5 minutes in a daze before he said to Xu Baishu: "My friend replied and said there is no problem."

"Then I don't have any problems here," Xu Baishu said, "I want to tell him about the situation of the sea regularly, right? Is it convenient for Fang to give me his contact information?"

Xu Baishu sat on the chair, playing with the "sea" in circles with his fingers.He is also very attractive to small animals. Yan Zhen has never seen such a clingy hamster, like a kitten or a dog, with a round belly spread out for Xu Baishu to rub casually, and he also raised his chin to signal Xu Baishu that he can rub it even more. Have fun.So Yan Zhen watched it for a long time as if she was watching a magic trick, enjoying it with gusto.

And the real Jiao Haihai, lying on Yan Zhen's bed and rolling all over the bed, was truly envious and jealous.

Where did this coquettish bitch come from!This coquettish slut was actually chosen by himself!Ahhh, brother Baishu, don't kiss him!You should kiss me!kiss Me!Push me against the wall and kiss!

Xu Baishu couldn't hear his heartfelt voice, but miraculously stopped and offered to leave.

His usual schedule seemed to be well planned, so Yan Zhen didn't keep him any longer.Anyway, he did everything he needed to do, the hamster was delivered to his door, and Jiao Dahai's WeChat account was also added by Xu Baishu, and the rest was all up to Dahai himself.

After Xu Baishu left, Yan Zhen took Jiao Dahai, who was in a mess, to heart, and asked with a smile, "Why don't you look happy?"

"You liar, hey, hey, hey," Jiao Dahai hugged his stomach, crying against the wind, "What if brother Bai Shu flirts with you?"

Yan Zhen: "..."

People haven't been in love with you at all, thank you!

"Pay attention to controlling the frequency of your WeChat messages," Yan Zhen pointed out, "You are still strangers at the moment, so you can't send frequent WeChat messages, you are very busy, you are busy."

Jiao Dahai said aggrievedly: "The problem is that I'm not busy at all."

"Everything is difficult at the beginning." Yan Zhen has been in contact with her mother a lot, and now she has become a little magic stick. "You see, Goujian, the king of Yue, also spent many years trying to get rid of his shame. The future is hard, but the future is bright. , for your future happiness, you have to hold on."

He quoted the scriptures and was impassioned. Jiao Haihai held back the tears that were about to fall out of his eyes, and gave out a kind of tragedy like a strong man breaking his wrist: "Okay, hold back."

After getting rid of the negative emotions on Jiao Haihai's side, Yan Zhen was thinking about another question.

Since he can get on the line, it means that Xu Baishu has no one he likes, and it is very likely that he does not reject liking men.But this matter is not sure enough, he asked Hua Mingyu, this time he learned the lesson, first asked the basketball team if there was any gossip about Yuan Hua.Hua Mingyu hesitated and said, "There seem to be some?"

Yan Zhen originally wanted to say that there is something, but out of curiosity or something, she asked, "What's there?"

Hua Mingyu picked up a few things and said, and then assured him: "But they harassed Yuan Hua alone, Yuan Hua really didn't respond, and don't tell him I said it!"

Yan Zhen narrowed her eyes, feeling a little complicated.

How should I put it, the peach blossoms floating on Yuan Hua's body are not much less than the rumors about him back then.

After asking about Yuan Hua, Yan Zhen asked casually: "What about Captain Xu? Captain Xu has so much gossip?"

Here it comes, this is a torture from the girlfriend's soul: Why do you have so many things every day, why didn't your friends see such a temptation?

Hua Mingyu said: "The captain is different. The captain has never had a girlfriend. When girls see him, they wish they could confess him, let alone get their hands on him."

Never had a girlfriend!Yan Zhen quickly highlighted the point, and pretended to continue gossiping: "No way, has he never talked to anyone?"

"I don't know. Anyway, according to the seniors in the team, I haven't seen the captain and the girl in close contact, and there is no one who is particularly close. I have to ask Yuan Hua about the specific situation. He and the captain have been together since childhood. grown up."

This time it's hard to judge.

As a gay herself, Yan Zhen actually prefers to get along with girls, because most of the girls are either cute or have a cute personality, and they are more considerate. When chatting, they feel that their emotions are taken care of.

It's just that after he went to college, he was surrounded by boys basically, and most of them didn't suit his taste, but in an engineering college with a male-to-female ratio of nine to one, he didn't have room to be picky.

Hua Mingyu couldn't ask more questions, and it was not easy for Yan Zhen to ask Yuan Hua, so far the information was collected, and Jiao Haihai could only look at the specific fate.

Yan Zhen was embarrassed to look for Yuan Hua, but Yuan Hua looked for him diligently.

When boys are pursuing a partner, they always work extra hard to express themselves and show their competitive advantages.So he asked Yan Zhen if she knew how to play billiards, and if she wanted to play together.

Yan Zhen asked silently: The exam is coming soon, don't you need to study for it?

Yuan Hua followed suit and changed his plan: Then let's review together.

So it became the current situation where Yuan Hua occupied the position beside him.Yuan Hua said he came to review, so he really came to review. He did a set of exercises and didn't miss out at all.On the other hand, Yan Zhen was not very calm, his mind was a little frizzy, and he wanted to look at Yuan Hua from time to time, but he forcibly held back.

He also thought that Yuan Hua was always fooling around and approaching him under the guise of studying, but who knew the truth was completely impossible to guess, Yuan Hua was an invisible academic bully.

Well, he wasn't expecting anything anyway.

Influenced by Yuan Hua, Yan Zhen finally became calm and fell into study and couldn't extricate herself.After the evening self-study ended, Yuan Hua complained aggrievedly: "You only read books, not me."

Yan Zhen: "..."

To be honest, who stared at the book first?

They went to visit the nearby night market, and Yan Zhen struggled for a while before deciding to tell Yuan Hua about a monster who fell in love with Xu Baishu.

First of all, Yuan Hua is an insider, so it doesn't matter if you tell him.Secondly, Xu Baishu is Yuan Hua's child after all, so Yuan Hua should be able to help.

"Recently, another monster came to me to befriend me." Yan Zhen told Yuan Hua when there were few people around, "It's a very powerful monster, the kind that has become a big boss in the world."

Yuan Hua glanced at him, as if considering whether there was any hidden meaning in his words: "...Oh."

"I think he really wants to get married and has a sense of responsibility, so I agreed."

Yuan Hua thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a name, so he asked directly: "Tell me what? I'm afraid I'll be jealous."

"I didn't thank you!" Yan Zhen reacted violently for a moment, then realized that she was too violent and fell for Yuan Hua's trick, so she said angrily, "It's because of that monster, who fell in love with you, Xu Baishu."

Yuan Hua's expression paused for a moment, and then revealed a certain expression: "A female monster?"

"No, it's... a male monster."

"There are broken sleeves among the monsters? I really didn't expect that." Yuan Hua seemed in a very good mood, "What kind of monsters, tell me."

Yan Zhennahan said: "Won't you feel angry if a male monster takes a fancy to your friend?"

"What's there to be angry about, I also want to be spotted by the male monster." Yuan Hua said nonchalantly.

Um? ? ?Yan Zhen opened her eyes wide, suspecting that she had heard wrong.

"No other monsters, as long as the one in front of me can take a fancy to me," Yuan Hua's eyes flashed, "I'm content."

Yan Zhen: "..."

He brewed it for a long time, but failed to breed anger, instead brewed shyness, and finally became angry, blushing: "I, I don't like boys with a smooth tongue."

"Hey, okay, got it," Yuan Hua nodded, "Then I'll change to another model, tell me what type you like?"

Yan Zhen: "..."

At the beginning, the high-ranking male god turned into the current hob meat, which can no longer be summed up in two words, disillusionment, Yan Zhen thought, if those girls who chase after Yuan Hua know his actual Look, do you still like him that much?

According to the usual practice, Yuan Hua sent Yan Zhen to the dormitory, and had a cheeky snack in Yan Zhen's dormitory - there was a roommate who studied food safety, and would often bring food back, today it was hawthorn cake, before There are mochi cookies and even puffs.

"The art is pretty good," Yuan Hua commented, "It's just that the appearance is not very good-looking and needs to be improved."

Yan Zhen twitched the corner of her mouth: "You eat and drink for free on our territory and say such things, you will be beaten."

"Then come quickly," Yuan Hua's eyes instantly turned into spring water, and the flirtatious words came out, "Zhen Zhen, use your fist to ravage me."

Yan Zhen... Yan Zhen was speechless.

"It seems that the flirtatious slut type doesn't like it very much," Yuan Hua muttered, as if he had prepared a small notebook in his head, and crossed out a line of notes, "Okay."

Yan Zhen:! ! !

What is this for?Split personality?

At the time of parting, Yuan Hua finally regained his dignity and asked Yan Zhen about the monster in a low voice.

"He is a dragon in the South China Sea. He looks... tall and handsome, and he has a very pleasant personality," Yan Zhen racked her brains to praise Jiao Haihai, but all she could think about was how cute he was wearing hamster skin, " Quite cute?"

Yuan Hua made up his mind and concluded, "I'm like this?"

"Are you still shameless?" Yan Zhen burst out laughing, "Really."

"How can it be called shameless? Isn't what I said the truth?" Yuan Hua said, "I have been a favorite since I was a child."

"Oh," Yan Zhen suddenly cared what he said, and closed the door to see off the guests, "Then please ask Xiangbobo to stay somewhere else, our temple is too small to accommodate your big Buddha."

Yuan Hua looked down at his expression carefully, and asked tentatively, "Are you angry?"

He added: "If it's really like me, then I think it's okay, after all, like me—don't push me to talk about serious things."

"It's enough to be a good monster," Yuan Hua sighed, "It's time to have such a person."

Yan Zhen tilted her head and asked in doubt, "Huh?"

"Don't be cute, I want to kiss you when you are cute." After Yuan Hua finished speaking, Yan Zhen immediately covered her mouth.

"I told you not to be cute..." Yuan Huazhi nodded on his forehead, then put it in his pocket, "I'm leaving, don't miss me too much at night."

Yan Zhen still covered her mouth, and said in a muffled voice, "No one will miss you, okay?"

Yuan Hua smiled dotingly: "It's okay, I will miss you anyway."

When Yan Zhen closed the dormitory door and finally let go of her tense nerves, she looked back and received a wave of strange eyes: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing," Hua Mingyu said sadly, "I'm a single dog, and I can still be hurt in my own dormitory. What else can I say?"

The other two also looked away one after another, and sighed in unison: "Oh——"

"My married daughter," Hua Mingyu pulled up the quilt silently, "Please turn off the light for the splashed water, this lonely old man is going to sleep, thank you."

Yan Zhen's expression was bewildered, so she simply listened to his words and turned off the light.

In the darkness, the sighs of the two roommates sounded particularly sad: "Oh——"

Before going to bed, Yan Zhen was thinking about the amount of information contained in Yuan Hua's words.

When he heard himself say that a monster had taken a fancy to Xu Baishu, his first reaction was to ask a little funny if it was a female monster.Would a normal person ask that?It always sounds deliberate.

Afterwards he said that there should have been such a person long ago, which meant that Xu Baishu had indeed been single all along?

Could it be that Xu Baishu is actually gay?

Yan Zhen is a gay who has never been in the circle, and he doesn't know that there is such a thing as gay Da in the world, but based on his intuition, he doesn't think Xu Baishu is gay, because he doesn't look like one at all.

But in fact, he doesn't look like himself.

On the other side, Jiao Haihai, who didn't need sleep at all, returned to his original shape, curled up on his [-]-square-meter bed, facing a [-]-inch small flat panel, resting his two front paws on the measuring pad. On the custom-made keyboard, he had an emotional and friendly exchange with his predecessor, Hu Yishuer.

Hu Yishu'er has been feeling deeply about his two unused love letters, and suggested: Let me recommend a few books to you, you can read them yourself.

Jiao Dahai waited quietly for Hu Yishuer's book list.

Hu Yishu'er organized the novels he was addicted to recently into a compressed package, and sent it to Jiao Haihai all at once.

After decompressing, Jiao Dahai clicked on each file and read out the name: "Hidden marriage of a wealthy family: Domineering and reborn wife... President Daddy, please restrain... Escaping marriage, little wife: Domineering CEO, don't be too aggressive?"

Can watching these solve emotional troubles?Jiao Dahai expressed doubts from the bottom of his heart.

Hu Yishuer's answer was: No, what I mean is that there are already enough little white lotus wives in this world, but you have to study hard how to become a boss.