Give the monster the old days of the month

Yan Zhen's life seems to be back on track, but not yet.

Jiao Dahai left his dormitory, expressing that he wanted to launch a love offensive against Xu Baishu as a human being.They planned a series of pursuit plans—first, send a hamster that looks exactly like Jiao Dahai to Xu Baishu, and ask him if he would like to "help raise it"; Atractylodes establishes initial contact.

The ideal is beautiful, but the actual effect will not be known until after asking Xu Baishu.

After Yuan Hua announced that she wanted to pursue him, she was really busy and started.After delivering the love breakfast, it has developed into daily care: today the body feels [-] degrees, the ultraviolet intensity is high, and the air humidity is low. Remember to sunscreen and moisturize.

Yan Zhen: ... Are you a weather forecaster?

When my mother came back this time, it seemed that she was really on a long vacation. She went shopping leisurely every day, bought a bunch of clothes and went home, overeating, and then called Yan Zhen to tell Yan Zhen that she wanted to lose weight.The last time she was free for such a long time was when Yan Zhen lost her eyesight when she opened up her spiritual sense. She asked for leave for half a year and stayed with him every step of the way.

It is impossible to lose weight, so when Yan Zhen came home at night, she saw that the trash can was filled with snack packaging bags.

Yan Zhen hated iron but steel: "Mom, if you continue to be so overweight, won't you be expelled from the alliance?"

"Who dares to fire me?" Yan Yunlan was wearing glasses and holding potato chips, exuding the decadent air of an old house girl, "The second leader of the alliance and I are both brothers who worship the leader."

Yan Zhen heard that his mother was a goddess who fascinated thousands of colleagues in the alliance. Now it seems that the veracity of this rumor needs to be tested.

He went home because his mother wanted to teach him the spell to confuse memory. This thing can't be explained clearly by video, so it must be taught orally.

But this spell sounds simple but it is a bit difficult to operate in practice. Yan Zhen felt that she had developed a fake brain. After practicing for half a night, it seemed to have no effect.He looked at his palm and said to Yan Yunlan: "How do you know if you have learned it? Can you catch someone to try it out?"

Yan Yunlan rolled her eyes: "You mean to try me."

"How dare I?" Yan Zhen licked her lips, "Then if it's a person who has already been treated, what will happen again?"

"I don't know. The uncertainty of this technique is relatively large. It all depends on the individual, so you can't use it casually." Yan Yunlan said, "How about the exorcism talisman I taught you before? Come and check it."

The effectiveness of the exorcism talisman is relatively low, and it can only deal with little ghosts and demons, such low-level evil spirits.Yan Zhen had practiced on her own before, and now she got it right and successfully handed in the homework.

"Hmm..." Yan Yunlan looked down at those spells, but her thoughts drifted away, "You may also be very suitable for doing these..."

Yan Zhen didn't hear clearly, she tilted her head and asked, "Huh?"

"It's nothing." Yan Yunlan glanced at her son, a young handsome boy, her eyes were almost the same as those of her back then, "I have something, Mom wants to ask you, have you...have you gotten closer to someone recently? ah?"

Yan Zhen subconsciously said, "No, there's no one there."

"Li Xuanjing told me that you've been lucky recently," Yan Yunlan gossiped, "Who do you like, remember to tell me first, and mom will check it out for you."

"As far as you can see a man's level..." Yan Zhen's tone was full of disgust.

"I think what's wrong with the man's level?" Yan Yunlan raised her voice, "If I don't look at your father's face, can the genes of your face be maintained so well?"

Yan Zhen doesn't have many memories of her childhood, and even less about her father.In the early days, his father came to see him a few times, but because the relationship was unfamiliar, every meeting was very embarrassing, and he simply broke contact afterwards.

"Oh," Yan Yunlan said again, "Well, it's really not good to only look at the face, so you, absolutely don't follow in my footsteps."

Yan Yunlan is actually a typical nagging mother, but she doesn't usually stay at home, so the nagging nature is not so obvious.Now, as long as she stays for one night, Yan Zhen's ears will surely become calluses.

Before going to bed, Yan Zhen made the bed by herself, and saw a pale face poking through the crack of the door.Yan Yunlan was wearing a mask, and her tone was very stiff when she spoke: "Son, remember, I have a good date, I have to tell mom..."

Yan Zhen was both angry and funny, her face blushed: "I know, I know."

After lying on the bed, he recalled Yuan Hua's confession, and recalled what his mother said: You have been lucky recently...

It's all about what.

Yan Zhen turned over again and looked at her fingers.On his body, is he also holding the red thread?Who is on the other end of the red line?

If it was Yuan Hua, plus the current actual situation, wouldn't it be difficult for him to escape?

That night he had a dream, dreaming that he not only married Yuan Hua, but also gave birth to a litter of children.One by one, the children were juicy and watery, and they came out of the egg shells, one by two, and the last one to come out of the shell was a round hamster that looked like the sea.

When Yuan Hua saw this child who looked different, he was terribly wronged: Did you steal someone behind my back? This child doesn't look like me!

Then all the children in the dream started to cry, the sound of crying was like an alarm clock, and the jingle bells made people's brain hurt.

Yan Zhen woke up, rubbed her temples and sighed, it was all a messy dream.

He got up and made breakfast, left a copy for his mother, and took the subway back to school.It was a coincidence given by God, which also allowed him to meet Xu Baishu.

After the basketball team had a celebration banquet, they had a social gathering with their old partners. Those who had girlfriends brought their girlfriends, and single dogs brought themselves and sang songs all night.

Hua Mingyu was miserable. His teacher left homework for him, and he had to work all night to catch up with the work, so he couldn't risk his life to accompany the gentleman.

Yan Zhen knew that they had a party, because Yuan Hua asked him if he wanted to sing, and he said it was too late and inconvenient, so he refused him, but he didn't expect that they could really play all night.

The advantage of being young is that you can squeeze the subway refreshed after an all-nighter. Yuan Hua walked into the carriage and happened to see Yan Zhen who had an empty seat beside her.

Before he had time to say hello, a team member from the school next door rushed over to sit down, but Yan Zhen stopped him in time, saying that there was someone here.

Yuan Hua raised the corners of her mouth, slowed down her pace and was about to pass, when she heard Yan Zhen calling Xu Baishu: "Captain, here, here."

Yuan Hua: "..."

"I have something to talk to you about." Yan Zhen saw Yuan Hua and gave her a sorry look. It was obvious that the latter didn't receive it, and she was already grabbing Fu beside her full of resentment.

"Can I help you with anything?" Xu Baishu and Yan Zhen don't have much contact with each other. Before, he thought that the two had already started dating, but later Yuan Hua said that they hadn't dated yet, so he couldn't help being a little curious about Yan Zhen. .

Xu Baishu is really too good, saving Yan Zhen a lot of opening remarks: "It's a help, do you remember that hamster from before?"

"The sea? Of course I remember, what happened to it?"

"That's it!" Yan Zhen saw the show and immediately began to perform, "Dahai...his master is very busy now and can't take care of it, so he put it in my foster care, but recently I also have a lot. Things, I can't take care of them so well, so I want to ask..."

"Can I help raise it?" Xu Baishu's eyes lit up.

"Yes, he said he can give it to you, but you need to talk about the situation from time to time, take a video or something..."

Xu Baishu smiled, the spring breeze was warm, and his eyes made of autumn water were shining brightly: "If I can help, it would be great."

It's no wonder that the monsters are scrambling to see him one by one, Yan Zhen feels that he really has a charming charm.If it weren't for his firm stance, he might have fallen into it at such a close distance.

The initial strategy was successful, and the plan was frighteningly smooth.Yan Zhen began to plan the next step. He glanced at Xu Baishu's hair, and exaggeratedly said: "Hey, Captain Xu, why do you have a white hair on your head?"

Xu Baishu touched his head subconsciously: "Is there any?"

"Yes, yes," Yan Zhen quickly pulled out two hairs, "I pulled them out for you, don't be too tired usually, pay attention to rest."

Xu Baishu froze for a moment, then smiled before answering: "Thank you."

You're welcome.Yan Zhen burst into tears in her heart, God, how could there be such a gentle person in the world.

A few people from the basketball team next door got off the bus halfway, and there were a lot fewer empty seats.Yuan Hua took the opportunity to sit on the other side of Yan Zhen, showing her presence.

He and Yan Zhen bit their ears next to each other: "Don't you start to fall in love with again..."

Yan Zhen pushed him.Ever since his mother told him about his luck, when he saw Yuan Hua, he felt something was wrong, and he always felt that his heartbeat would speed up: "It's nothing."

"You still plucked his hair," Yuan Hua said full of resentment, "He actually let you pluck it out, even I haven't touched his head yet."

Yan Zhen: "Are you jealous of me or him?"

Yuan Hua turned her head unconvinced: "There are all of them."

He looked so angry like a child, but he was kind of cute, Yan Zhen couldn't help laughing: "Aren't you?"

After all, Yuan Hua is still a big boy, there will always be childishness, Yan Zhen looks at him like a younger brother, and suddenly understands why Yuan Hua likes to rub his head before.

Now when he saw Yuan Hua's curled hair when he lowered his head, he also wanted to touch it.

Under the atmosphere where the two of them seemed to be tit for tat but actually seemed to be flirting, Xu Baishu stepped back consciously while stroking his own hair—why did he feel that Yan Zhen pulled out more than one or two strands just now?

Back at school, the first thing Yan Zhen did was to have a round with Jiao Dahai.Last night, Jiao Haihai spent a long time picking out a hamster in the pet store, and finally picked out a hamster that looked the most like him, served it deliciously, and brought it to Yan Zhen.

"This is Xu Baishu's hair. I need it to connect you with each other." Yan Zhen said, "There is another question. Senior Xu already knows that your hamster's name is Dahai, so what's your name?"

This question was so sharp that it stopped Jiao Haihai from asking.

"Then it's called...Jiao Dadi?"

Yan Zhen covered her face, deeply doubting the monster's naming level.