Give the monster the old days of the month

Jiao Dahai stayed up all night to read the novel, and then asked Hu Yishuer out of curiosity: Why do all the domineering presidents like strong female protagonists?This is not in line with etiquette, right?And why does the heroine still fall in love with the domineering president after being raped?Won't there be a psychological shadow after being raped?Or it could be said that after being raped, he was hit so hard that he became insane...

He began to analyze the psychological changes of the heroine, eloquently as if he had written a treatise on psychology.Hu Yishu'er almost died of overwork at night, and slept until noon the next day, picked it up and looked at it, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: You f*ck read a novel, so why are you serious?

Jiao Haihai: Huh?How can you swear?

Hu Yishuer: ...

Jiao Haihai: Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?

Hu Yishuer:? ? ? ?

Jiao Haihai: I think this sentence is great!It might come in handy in the future!

Hu Yishuer: ...

Jiao Dahai: Do you have any other sentences like this to recommend?

Yan Zhen didn't meet Jiao Haihai for a day, and the other party didn't take the initiative to contact her, so she couldn't help but feel a little worried, so she took it out and called him after class.Jiao Dahai said: "I am studying books."

"What book?" Yan Zhen thought that he was concentrating on studying how to chase Xu Baishu, and he still had time to read.

""100 Sentences of the Most Sandy and Rustic Love Stories"."

Yan Zhen: "..."

Is there even such a sand sculpture book out now?And it also comes with official complaints?

"Take the essence and get rid of the dross." Jiao Dahai said with emotion, "I just found out today that there are so many affectionate courtship methods in the world."

Yan Zhen knew that this silly boy must have learned a mess with some half-way god, and now his brain circuit has gone astray. "Who gave you a bad idea, is it Hu Yishu?"

Jiao Dahai is very revolutionary, and he is determined not to expose his teammates. "No, I found this on the Internet myself."

No matter who taught it, Yan Zhen felt that she had an obligation to bring him back.

He earnestly told Jiao Dahai that he should not act rashly before he has figured out the attitude of the other party. Since he wants to pursue him, he must understand what method can impress him the most.

Jiao Dahai felt that what he said was very reasonable, and then said that he would find a way to understand what kind of pursuit Xu Baishu likes.

This answer made Yan Zhen think of Yuan Hua, that guy was like a showman possessed, changing his pursuit every day, making people caught off guard.

"You don't think..." If he did what Yuan Hua did, Yan Zhen had no doubt that Jiao Dahai would never be blacklisted in his life.

"In 5 minutes, I want all the information on this man." Jiao Dahai said, "Is this in line with my status as a domineering president?"

Yan Zhen gave up, he couldn't communicate with rich people.

Jiao Dahai pretended to be the boss, but he was quite nervous inside, and even saying a word to Xu Baishu would get excited for a long time.

Xu Baishu knew that he was raising pets for others, so he took a short video for the original owner when he got up in the morning, and wrote: The sea is also very cute today.

No, Jiao Dahai didn't want to see this scene at all, he couldn't accept Xu Baishu showing affection with other hamsters, but he still watched it with tears in his eyes.

In the evening, after Xu Baishu took a shower, he took a small video and sent it to Jiao Haihai as usual, and asked if there were any snacks suitable for hamsters, and if there were any taboos.

Jiao Dahai has been a hamster for more than 20 or [-] years, so he can answer all these questions very well.

Xu Baishu said with a little embarrassment that this was his first time keeping a pet, so he was afraid that he might not do well and would ask him many questions in the future.Jiao Haihai was eager to talk to him more, so he naturally sought opportunities for himself: It doesn't matter, even if it's not about the hamster, you can ask him for help if you need help with other things.

Xu Baishu said politely: Wouldn't that bother you?

It was only then that Jiao Dahai remembered that his personality was set as a "busy working party", so he made a remedy in time: don't bother, I will reply when I see the message.

Xu Baishu seemed to have a good impression of him, and he was happy to talk to him more about irrelevant topics.

After entering awkward chat mode, they further exchanged information with each other.Xu Baishu told Jiao Dahai that he is now a sophomore and playing basketball.Jiao Dahai also had to improve his identity, saying that he was starting a business.

From the heart, he doesn't want his feelings to be based on lies, but if he wants to approach Xu Baishu as a human being, he can only temporarily bow to reality.

This helpless lie has opened up a new chatterbox.Xu Baishu seems to have found a common topic other than hamsters, saying that he also wants to start a business after graduation, but has no specific plan yet.Jiao Dahai thought that he was doomed. He had been a young master for 100 years. He never touched the spring water, ate ready-made food all day long, and had no ambition at all.

If one lie is told, countless lies will be used to cover it up, Jiao Haihai thought melancholy, if he had known, he would have called himself a programmer.

Both of Xu Baishu's fathers were doctors, but he didn't want to be a doctor.His family members are busy with their own work, so they don't put too much pressure on him, and they don't have time to put pressure on him. He also chooses the major of the university by himself.At that time, Xu Baishu thought that it would be good to study anything, as long as he didn't study medicine, so he jokingly chose to fill in his volunteers, and finally came to the Department of Mathematics of University H to report with a notice.

After talking with Yuan Hua's father, he gradually understood the direction he wanted to go in the future. Although he didn't want to study medicine, he wanted to develop in the pharmaceutical industry.

Generals don't fight uncertain battles, Xu Baishu's plan has not been told to anyone, even his best brother Yuan Hua.

This Mr. Jiao was the first person who allowed him to confide his heart without any pressure.

Perhaps because he had never met before, Xu Baishu talked about the current situation of the pharmaceutical industry, and his ideas were confirmed, and he felt happy after a long absence.

Afraid of disturbing others, Xu Baishu said good night early.

Jiao Dahai felt that he had escaped a catastrophe and was reluctant to let go, his heart was mixed with sweet and sour: Good night.

After the conversation was over, Jiao Dahai found Yan Zhen and came to the conclusion of the day: "My dad is right, if you don't take care of it, you will definitely suffer in the future."

He asked Yan Zhen who was also in a state of confusion: "Do you know about the natural medicine craze?"

Yan Zhen: "What?"

"It turns out that I'm not the only one who is ignorant." Jiao Dahai found a sense of balance and asked again, "Then can you play basketball?"

Yan Zhen: "...No."

Jiao Dahai felt the warmth of the world again: "It seems that I am still at a normal level, alas, I can't underestimate myself."

Yan Zhen asked silently: "Do you know industrial drawing? Can you do calculus? Do you know Weierstrass' theorem?"

This aggressiveness made Jiao Haihai very uncomfortable. He pursed his mouth and said aggrievedly: "Do you usually hit your clients like this? I'm a Kesheng."

"How could it be?" Yan Zhen immediately put on a commercial and flattering face, "It's right if it doesn't, these things are learned by us vulgar people, so it's not worth mentioning."

Jiao Dahai didn't feel comforted. After pondering for a while, he finally realized that he had accomplished nothing and was really not worthy of his sweetheart's ambitions: "I'd better go back and learn how to manage the company with my parents."

Jiao Dahai's practical ability is very strong. When chatting with Xu Baishu, he took notes, and asked his parents all the doubts he had written down, and practiced advanced cheating.

Jiao's father knew that his son was finally interested in these things, so he turned on the video when he was excited, and grabbed Jiao Dahai to take an all-night economic management course.Jiao Dahai dozed off while listening to this and encouraged himself: Don't give up, it's all for love!

When Father Jiao sometimes talks about getting up, he always adds a little bit of his previous experience, and then suddenly asks a question. Do you understand this?Jiao Haihai woke up suddenly, nodded again and again: "Understood."

Papa Jiao also said that young people should dare to break through, and they should not stick to one idea, but should bravely break through the restrictions. He was blah blah blah...

After talking like this for a whole night, the father finally realized that he had the intention to encourage the seedlings, so he had to say: "This is all theoretical. You are willing to make progress now. Dad is very happy. When you come back, go to the branch and start from the grassroots." , Slowly go up, and you will naturally understand more things.”

Jiao Dahai didn't expect his words to turn into such a situation, and he was a little confused: If he really inherited the family business, wouldn't he become a real domineering president?

On the other side, Yan Zhen, after one class, thought that there were no classes from afternoon to night, and tomorrow was the weekend, so she didn't have to go to evening self-study, so she suddenly felt that she was too busy.

Now he has to go home on weekends, so he quit his part-time job, and his free time is really free.

Such a day was terrible, and he decided to study hard.

Yuan Hua said, "Do you want to learn how to play basketball? I can teach you."

This really made Yan Zhen a little tempted.His current physical strength is poor, and he hasn't exercised for many years, and he can't eat spells to make him fat. If he encounters a monster like Youyi, or even more powerful than Youyi, he might die because of too much food.

But knowing Yuan Hua's thoughts, he was embarrassed to accept this kindness, and always felt that the more favors he received, the more difficult it would be for him to deal with this relationship.

"Didn't you say you want to be friends with me?" Yuan Hua said, "It's because a friend wants to teach you how to play basketball, nothing else."

He spoke earnestly, and Yan Zhen refused to show any face. He agreed: "Then you don't think I'm clumsy, do you? I have poor coordination skills."

Yuan Hua couldn't wait for it, and said happily: "It's okay, I can~ teach you~"

A sentence has been twisted into several paragraphs, Yan Zhen thought to herself, this is indeed the rhythm of falling into the wolf's den.

After dinner, Yuan Hua really waited for him downstairs, riding the same bicycle with the back seat and the basketball in the front frame.

"Come up and sit," Yuan Hua patted the back seat of the car, "You're welcome."

Yan Zhen glanced around and found that there wasn't even a shared bicycle. It was a coincidence that she climbed into the back seat of Yuan Hua's car without much effort.

It's hot today, and the layer of short hair on the back of Yuan Hua's head is wet with sweat, it looks like little black stubble, which is extra fun.

They didn't speak much along the way, as if they had reached some kind of mutual understanding.Yan Zhen looked at Yuan Hua's back and suddenly fell into deep thought.

He has already learned the worry-free technique of confusing memory, but the actual effect is still unknown.If Yuan Hua's memory is blurred again, what will he look like in his memory?

"I can feel your burning gaze," Yuan Hua who was originally concentrating on riding the bike suddenly said, "What if you look at me so intently and make me fall in love even more?"

Yan Zhen was shy for a while: "Then let me down!"

Yuan Hua immediately begged for mercy and said, "Don't, you can just look at it and touch it if you want."

The silence was restored, Yan Zhen was annoyed again that she shouldn't have said that just now, she seemed too weak, and completely took the upper hand.It is entirely possible to say "When you look up, you don't look at you from the back of your head, but I look at the sky" or "I just see that you haven't washed your hair for a few days", which sounds straightforward and convincing.

The 5-minute section of the road was 10 minutes faster for Yuan Hua.Yan Zhen looked at the people around who were constantly overtaking, and even a two-year-old child ran past them in a toy car, and complained, "Are we selected to slow down?"

"Don't you think it feels good to be dangling like this, blowing in the wind?"

Yan Zhen said, "I just think I can walk faster than this."

Yuan Hua sighed softly: "Can't you see it? I want to stay with you for a while, every second makes me fall into it."

Very good, today I'm playing Young Artist.Yan Zhen said bluntly: "I don't like the young artist's style either."

"The ones who like wild styles?" Yuan Hua laughed softly, "Just tell me, don't let me guess."

Yan Zhen blinked, he couldn't figure out the current situation.When being pursued by others in the past, Yan Zhen always took the initiative, and if she refused, she refused, leaving no room for it.But this time he was indecisive, unable to speak decisively, and was always easy to fall into a passive situation and be led by the nose.

He attributed this abnormality to the fact that Yuan Hua's appearance and rank are too high.

The higher the rank, the more insecure people feel. Yan Zhen thought of Yuan Hua's oolong at the beginning, and sighed deeply.

It can only be blamed that the time they met was too bad, Yuan Hua could forget about it, but he couldn't.So his mentality was still at that time, and he couldn't change it easily.

You might as well perform a trick on yourself, now you can forget everything and forget about it.Wangyoushu, Wangyoushu, the name is really good, not without reason.

Yuan Hua first taught the rules of basketball, from serving to grabbing the ball, which actions will cause fouls, and the process of free throws.Yan Zhen understood most of the rules, but she still listened patiently. Yuan Hua also mentioned which fake moves are easier to avoid the eyes, and then demonstrated it.

"I'm your training partner now. You start with shooting the ball," Yuan Hua encouraged, "and then practice shooting. Don't use too much strength to avoid muscle strain."

Yan Zhen practiced with Yuan Hua all afternoon, he was not physically uncoordinated as he imagined, but he was a little weak and tired soon.

"Take a break and continue?" Yuan Hua came over with two bottles of water and handed him one, "Drink slowly."

Yan Zhen hugged the water and lost all vitality: "I want to drink Bing Kuo Luo..."

"Drinking Coke after exercising can easily cause calcium loss and gain weight," Yuan Hua said like a spoiled child, "Be good."

Yuan Hua seemed to like patting his head very much, Yan Zhen always felt that it was very embarrassing like patting a puppy.But right now he didn't have the energy to struggle, so he obediently gave way, not bothering to move.

"Give up struggling?" Yuan Hua asked with a smile.

Yan Zhen always felt that there was another layer of meaning in this sentence, so she replied cautiously: "I'm too lazy to talk to you."

Yuan Hua was rejected a lot, and formed a habit of sitting cross-legged beside him and drinking water calmly.

Yan Zhen looked at the crowd running around in the distance, all of them were in their youth, and it seemed that no one had any concerns. "Yuan Hua, have you thought about what to do next?"

"Like my dad, go to school first, take the postgraduate entrance examination and then stay in school to become a teacher?"

Yan Zhen looked at him and felt that he had no goals: "Don't you want to continue playing basketball? You play so well."

"Hmm, it's just that I look good among my peers. If I really play professionally, I don't know where I will be dumped..." Yuan Hua said, "This is originally a part of life. Playing basketball is fun. , and then go to academics in a proper manner and get a stable job, just like my dad."

Marry a wife and have children, start a family and start a business.

He didn't say this part, but before meeting Yan Zhen, he really planned to follow this path.

Maybe he will marry a woman who is suitable to be his wife like his parents, and then have no deep relationship with each other, and will not divorce for fear of trouble, and finally live in two places.

But after meeting Yan Zhen, many things have changed now.

"A man needs a legend when he is young, and a career when he is mature." Yuan Hua said, "Don't you think this is the ultimate destination?"

"What about the time when you're not young enough or mature enough?" Yan Zhen is easy to open her mind after she's freed her mind, "If you're in your twenties, don't you have anything else you want to do?"

"Yes." Yuan Hua said, "I want you."

Yan Zhen was caught off guard and choked, this sentence sounded like a marriage proposal. "I'm serious, I'm not joking with you."

"I'm not joking either." Yuan Hua looked at him calmly, with a slight smile in his eyes, "When you were in your twenties, didn't you need a partner who could support you the most? If you want feelings, Wanting companionship, wanting to love others, and wanting to be loved by others. I don’t have to wait until then, I’m going to fight for it now.”

This topic became more and more ambiguous, Yan Zhen simply stopped talking and kept her head buried like an ostrich.

What impressed him the most was that his mother divorced when she was in her twenties and took him back to the countryside, which was criticized by many people.

It was Yuan Hua who finally broke the silence: "What about you, what do you want to do in the future, keep making friends with monsters?"

"Maybe," Yan Zhen went down the stairs, "It's also possible..."

Like his mother, go to the league's assessment and become an exorcist.Of course, this option obviously did not meet Yan Yunlan's expectations.

"possible?"

"Maybe find a suitable job," Yan Zhen laughed at herself, "The one that suits my major is to go to the construction site to move bricks."

Yuan Hua was amused, before she had time to speak, Yan Zhen asked, "Are you going to say I'm really humorous?"

Yuan Hua asked, "Who else said you were humorous?"

"A Taoist priest, and that monster who was planning to chase Senior Xu." Yan Zhen answered truthfully.

Speaking of the monster chasing Xu Baishu, Yuan Hua couldn't help but get a little distracted: "I haven't seen anyone close to the bamboo recently, but I play with that hamster every day. He can stare at the hamster all day long."

If this was Jiao Haihai, he might be crazy about being stared at for a day.

"Can you tell me more about the situation of the senior?" Yan Zhen thought that there might be Hu Yishuo on Jiao Haihai's side to help out. The two monsters are not normal, and it is inevitable that they will do something shocking. It is still on his side It's good to know more about the situation.

Yuan Hua: "Ask other men in front of me, you are really not afraid that I will be jealous."

Yan Zhen is not afraid that he will be jealous, anyway, Yuan Hua has eaten a lot of real jealousy and fake jealousy: "This is business, so just treat it as a favor for me?"

Yuan Hua stopped joking, thought about it seriously, and immediately sold her good buddy: "Where do I start?"

"What you think you can say," Yan Zhen gave a wide scope, "Let's talk about it."

The scope of this is quite wide. Yuan Hua starts with Xu Baishu's family.

Xu Baishu's family is different from other people's. He is actually a child adopted by a same-sex couple.It was his uncle who adopted him, and after his parents passed away unexpectedly, he came to the home of his uncle and another man.

At that time Xu Baishu was still very young, two years old, and could not take care of himself. His uncle and his boyfriend were also interns in the hospital.

Later, they were too busy for a period of time, so they had to ask Yuan's parents, who were also neighbors.

Therefore, Xu Baishu and Yuan Hua became inseparable brothers.

Having said that, Yan Zhen couldn't figure it out, and asked tentatively, "Are senior Xu's family members gay?"

Yuan Hua smiled and said, "Yes."

Seeing him smiling like this, Yan Zhen knew that Yuan Hua's smile was also weird when he talked about this matter that day, "Then Senior Xu himself..."

"He's not sure," Yuan Hua said, "and his uncle is afraid of misleading him, the couple has never made out in front of him."

When he said the word "intimate", his face didn't blush and his heart skipped a beat, Yan Zhen, who was listening, became uncomfortable instead: "So he has never been in a relationship?"

"Is it the monster who wants to chase him, or you who want to chase him?" Yuan Hua said sourly, "It's so clear."

Yan Zhen was dissatisfied with his interruption: "So has he talked about it, is it a girl or a boy?"

"Gao talked about a girlfriend, but it was someone else chasing him, so he agreed if he wanted to try it." Yuan Hua couldn't help laughing when he mentioned that incident, "It's so miserable, that girl is very active and hot, and she just wants to sleep with him." , gave him a psychological shadow, and never dared to talk about it again."

So it turned out, Yan Zhen suddenly realized, and thought to herself, isn't this just a meeting?

"What about me?" Yuan Hua pointed at herself, "You've asked so many questions, don't you have any curiosity about me?"