[Random stew] The only strange Tan in the world

Weiyu Pavilion

Xiao Wei: (half lying on the bed, suddenly saw a screen made of ice appear in front of him, and hurried over) Sir?

Fu Sheng: Xiao Wei, this deity came to see you.

Xiao Wei: My lord, Xiao Wei misses you so much. . . (reaches out to touch the screen) I don't know when we can meet.

Fusheng: Xiaowei, this deity will find a chance to meet you, so don't be impatient. . .Without the real deity, you have to take good care of yourself, you know?

Xiaowei: Yes! (tears rippling)

Fu Sheng: Well, don't be sad, it's not like I won't see you forever.This deity likes you to smile, you smile to see.

Xiaowei: (the corners of his mouth slowly rise, and he smiles)

Fu Sheng: Well, that's good!

(The maid's voice is heard in the distance)

Maid: Your Majesty!Empress!

Xiao Wei: Well, someone is here, my lord, let's talk another day.

Fu Sheng: (Thinking that this person came at a really bad time) Good. . . (Remove screen)

Xiao Wei: What's the matter?

Maid: Your Majesty Yuan is welcome. . .

Xiao Wei: Alright, I’m coming right now

Taohuaxuan

Xiao Wei: (walking through the peach blossom forest, but didn't see anyone, but there was the sound of the piano) Hey, the sound of the piano is so melodious, who is it? (Intoxicated in this peach blossom forest)

Helan Yuxuan: See Empress Yufei! (sit there and stop playing the piano)

Xiao Wei: So it's the Emperor of Taoyuan. . .

He Lan Yuxuan: Well, I invited my empress to come here to enjoy the flowers and recite poems together. . .This seat is very aware of the loneliness in the deep palace, so I came here to help the empress pass the time.

Xiaowei: Thank you Dijun for your kindness.

Helan Yuxuan: Madam, please sit down, let's have a drink.

Xiao Wei: Oh? (sit down)

He Lan Yuxuan: I still remember the warm tea that my mother made for me back then, and today I repay it with a special peach blossom wine.

Xiaowei: You are welcome, Emperor! (Takes the wine glass from Helan Yuxuan and takes a sip) The wine made by Dijun is really delicious.

He Lan Yuxuan: Hehe, that's natural.walk around. . .There are more beautiful scenery here, I will take you to see it!

Xiao Wei: (Why is this person so weird? What is he going to do? But it's hard to refuse). . . .uh ok

Helan Yuxuan: (Take her to a rooftop where you can see the scenery below) Madam, look, this place is very beautiful.

Xiaowei: Yes. . .looks great. . . (Looking down, thinking, such a beautiful view, it's a pity that I am not accompanied by an adult) Very spectacular! (Continue to bend over to look)

He Lan Yuxuan: (taking the opportunity to get close to Xiao Wei and hug her) Madam, be careful, this is very dangerous!

Xiao Wei:. . . .Oh, Dijun you. . . (dodge)

Helan Yuxuan: Oh, I'm sorry

Xiaowei: It's okay. . .

Helan Yuxuan: Miss Xiaowei, do you know that from the first moment I saw you, I knew that Helan Yuxuan's heart was stolen by Xiaowei, but unfortunately things backfired, otherwise I would like to watch this movie with you Beautiful rivers and mountains. . .

Xiaowei: (surprised) Dijun, what did you say?

Helan Yuxuan: Going back to Empress Yufei, I am just dreaming.

Xiao Wei: Oh. . . (This person is really unreasonable) If the emperor is fine, I will leave.

Helan Yuxuan: Madam, go slowly. (Looking at Xiaowei's back absent-mindedly) Xiaowei, I really like you. . .

Yao Chi back garden

Queen Mother: What did you say?Helan Yuxuan invited Concubine Yu to drink?

Tian Nu: Yes, I almost molested Concubine Yu!

Queen Mother: Oh. . .I've heard that Helan Yuxuan is wild and unrestrained, so I really don't let anyone go!

Tian Nu: Your Majesty, do you want to report it to His Majesty?

Queen Mother: Report, report to you, where is the evidence?

Tian Nu: None. . .

Queen Mother: Your Majesty will not believe it without evidence.

Tian Nu: This slave is going to collect evidence!

Queen Mother: Back off!