[Random stew] The only strange Tan in the world

Yaochi

Queen Mother: Tian Nu, tell me, has your Majesty made any movement during the time I have been traveling in the mortal world?

Tian Nu: Returning to your empress, Your Majesty has adopted a new jade concubine.

Queen Mother: (with a bad complexion) Hmph, after Xihe finally returned to hermitage, His Majesty brought in an Empress Yuan. Having her in the palace is already annoying enough, but now, there is another Concubine Yu!What exactly does His Majesty want?

Tian Nu: What is your order?

Queen Mother: What is the origin of that jade concubine?

Tian Nu: She is Princess Xiaowei of the Fox Clan.

Queen Mother: Sure enough!Your Majesty's soul was taken away by a vixen!Tian Nu, I ordered you to keep an eye on that Concubine Yu secretly at all times, and report any disturbances, I don't believe that I can't find her fault!

Tian Nu: Obey the order!

Weiyu Pavilion

Xiaowei: Liuyuan, please help me bring this letter to the adults, please don't let anyone know

Zhao Liuyuan: Yes! (After receiving the letter, he goes out, muttering in his heart) This heaven is heavily guarded, how can I get out of here and send the letter there?

(Zhao Liuyuan walks along a secluded path, and suddenly finds that she is already in the imperial garden, and Shui Xiyue is sitting on a swing to enjoy the cool air.)

Shui Xiyue: Hey, Liu Yuan, why are you here?

Zhao Liuyuan: Oh, I didn't expect to see a helper so soon! (quietly takes out the letter) Xi Yue, this is a letter from my mother to my lord, I don't know how to pass it on yet, but you are here!

Shui Xiyue: So it is!I will handle it!Hey, why is there no name on the envelope?

Zhao Liuyuan: I'm afraid people will find out!

Shui Xiyue: Oh. . .In fact, my master and I have important matters to discuss with His Highness Fifth Highness at the Golden Crow Temple today, so it is very convenient to come and go!

Zhao Liuyuan: Alright, I'm leaving!

Shui Xiyue: Yes!

(After Zhao Liuyuan walks away)

Shui Xiyue: Take it apart and see what Miss Xiaowei wrote. . . (Screenwriter's note: good kids don't learn) Huh?It turned out to be the Book of Songs!

Tian Nu: (passing by furtively) Why is Shui Xiyue here?

Shui Xiyue: Hey, hey, isn't that someone!Tiannu!

Tian Nu: Ah, what's the matter with Miss Shui?

Shui Xiyue: Ah, it's okay, I see you are sweating from running, why are you in such a hurry?

Tian Nu: Nothing. . . . (sees the letter in Shui Xiyue's hand) What is Miss Shui holding? (Try to read the words above)

Shui Xiyue: (pretending to be calm) It is Concubine Yu's calligraphy. I heard that Concubine Yu is good at calligraphy, so I begged her to write a few words for me as a souvenir. . .How about it, isn't it pretty?

Tian Nu: Yes, yes, as long as Miss Shui likes it.

Shui Xiyue: Then I won't bother you, the Fourth Highness invited me to play with him, I have to go first, bye!

Tian Nu: (Looking at Shui Xiyue's back) Hmph, if His Royal Highness and Shui Xiyue are together, nothing good will happen!Why can't you see Concubine Yu's flaws?

Golden Crow Temple

Shui Xiyue: (runs in recklessly, collides with Xixuan who is about to come out) Hey~

Xixuan: Miss, are you okay?

Shui Xiyue: (just about to explode, but saw his handsome face) Ah ha ha, I'm fine!

Xixuan: Oh, as long as it’s okay, let’s leave! (gone)

Shui Xiyue: What, she left without leaving her name! (Continuing to walk) Master, there is a letter from Miss Xiaowei!

Fusheng: Oh? (Takes the letter) Life and death are in agreement, talk to Zicheng, hold his hand, and grow old with him. . .Heh, this little fox, how can it be so serious, how can it be related to life and death.

Wujinwu: Uh, my lord, what should I do next?

Fu Sheng: This deity has his own way to meet her, but the time is not ripe.

Wujinwu: Then my lord, please come on!

The author has something to say: Tian Nu: Why can't you see the flaws in Concubine Yu?Murong Ruoyuan: Because you are stupid