[Random stew] The only strange Tan in the world

A few days later

Jade Emperor: (approving official document ing)

Tian Nu: Your Majesty, Concubine Yu is here.

Jade Emperor: Quickly invite her in!

Tian Nu: Yes. . .

Xiao Wei: (coming) Concubine see Your Majesty.

Jade Emperor: Why is Concubine Yu so interested in coming to Yaochi and wearing this hunting suit?

Xiao Wei: Your Majesty, the palace is so lonely that you can't breathe. It just happens that the lower realm is in spring, and it is the time for all things to grow, so I want to go to the lower realm with your majesty. . . (So ​​pitiful) Your Majesty, since the concubine entered the palace, you have never been with me!

Jade Emperor: (with a loving expression on his face) Concubine Ai, I still have important matters to attend to, how about I send He Lanqianmo to escort Concubine Ai, how about letting him ensure your safety?

Xiao Wei: (Thinking it’s okay if it’s not Helan Yuxuan anyway) Thank you, Your Majesty! (Then you can take the opportunity to find an adult)

Jade Emperor: Let's play!

Tian Nu:. . . . (I see everything in my eyes, I will go to the Queen Mother afterwards)

Tian Nu: I want to report to your Majesty, Concubine Yu told His Majesty today that she would go to the world to play, and His Majesty gave her permission, and even sent He Lanqianmo to escort her!

Queen Mother: Hmph, here's your chance!This is the only good time to get rid of Concubine Yu. Tiannu, I'm looking at you this time. If Your Majesty asks, you can push it to He Lanqianmo. In this way, Taohuaxuan will also be implicated.

Tian Nu: Your Majesty is wise, you can think of such a way to kill two birds with one stone.

Queen Mother: Well, stop flattering and go back quickly.

Tian Nu: Obey the order!

Nantianmen

He Lanqianmo: He Lanqianmo has seen Empress Yufei!

Xiao Wei: General He Lan, excuse me.

He Lanqianmo: Thank you, Madam!

Xiaowei: General, we can set off now.

He Lanqianmo: Yes. . .Set off! (The brigade departs)

Wujinwu: (Seeing this formation, he suddenly sees Tiannu mingling in the queue) Here. . .No, I have to tell the adults!

Shui Xiyue: Hey, hello, Fifth Highness! (and Bailixuan suddenly appeared)

Wujinwu: Miss Xiyue, you came just in time!

Shui Xiyue: What's the matter with His Royal Highness?

Wu Jinwu: That's it. You saw it just now. The Concubine Yu was traveling, but I saw Tian Nu in the queue. I was worried that the Queen Mother wanted to take the opportunity. . .

Shui Xiyue: This matter, this matter is left to Bai Lixuan!

Bailixuan: Me?

Shui Xiyue: Yes, in terms of conspiracy and tricks, you are definitely not as good as me, but in terms of force, you are fine.

Bailixuan: All right. . .I will go now.

Wujinwu: Thank you both.

Shui Xiyue: Tsk, look at you, what are you talking about!

Mortal

(Xiao Wei and He Lanqian are hunting)

He Lanqianmo: Empress Yufei, there is prey just now.

Xiaowei: OK. . . (fly to the lake, see a pair of swans, pull the arrow to shoot)

He Lanqianmo: Your Majesty has good eyesight. If you catch this swan, it will be very precious.

Xiaowei: (just about to shoot, suddenly found two swans kissing) I will stop shooting. . .

He Lanqianmo: Why?

Xiao Wei: They were originally a couple. If one dies, the other will not live. Instead of letting them stay in the underworld, it is better to let them fly together.

He Lanqianmo: (thoughtfully) Well, what your mother said is very true.

Xiao Wei: (looking at the lake melancholy)

Tian Nu: Great opportunity! (Sneaks past, but bumps into Bailixuan who is baking) Ah! ! !Where did the dead girl come from!

Bailixuan: (innocent face) Hey, why are you so fierce!Don't you just bake something here, I can't eat it now that you get dirty. . .

Tian Nu: All right, all right, I will pay you.

Bailixuan: No, you broke my stuff, so you have to play with me! (I want to drag it to the adults as much as possible)

Tian Nu: What. . .

Bailixuan: (Takes out the bell for fascination) Play this game with me!

Tian Nu: This. . . ?

Bailixuan: Hey, come with me!

Tian Nu: (impatiently) All right. . .

The author has something to say: Some people say that Bailixuan can't help being coquettish and cute. . .Can I say that I almost didn't hold it when I wrote it. . . .The swan part is still selected from the TV series "Mythology", and I thought it was very beautiful, so I copied it here. . .