[Random stew] The only strange Tan in the world

Demon Realm

(Bai Lixuan disguises herself as a man to go to Lu Kela to search for poison)

Bailixuan: (salutes) I've met the prince of the demon world in 'Baili Weiming'!

Lu Kela: Why did this young master come to see him? (Isn't this the Bailixuan of the Ice Hell? We don't mess with river water. Since you sent it to your door today, I will play with you)

Bai Lixuan: I heard that the eldest prince is good at refining various poisons, so I came here to ask for advice.

Lu Kela: Young master is also interested in poison?

Bai Lixuan: To be honest, I want to get rid of the two people, but I don't know how to do it so as not to leave any traces.

Lu Kela: (smiling) This is simple. . .Just why should I tell you?

Bailixuan: The conditions are up to you, how about it?

Lu Kela: Well, this prince likes happy people.That being the case, this prince will give you something! (Takes out a monster's claw) This is the claw of the most ferocious beast in Northern Xinjiang. I asked for it from a high-level priest in Liuyue City during the last Shennong Festival. I will give it to you today. Remember: This is not poisonous, but once the wine is drunk, it will be poisonous. If anyone drinks the poisoned wine, no matter the gods and demons, they will not be able to escape, and it will take effect within 49 days at the latest.

Bai Lixuan: Thank you, Eldest Prince, can someone like that who is invulnerable to all poisons not be able to escape?

Lukla: That's not so clear. . .It depends on the target you want to assassinate. For example, people in the Ice Hell have ice and snow essence as the antidote, so they can escape disaster, but others are hard to say, 90.00% of them can't escape.

Bailixuan: Here. . .Got it (takes the paw) What about your terms?

Lu Kela: There is no rush. After your matter is completed, we will discuss it slowly. (Thinking, you can use the things in Liuyue City casually? This prince has to figure out how to make her pay the greatest price)

Bailixuan: Good. . .

Lu Kela: (winking at the servant)

Servant: (Brought a cup of sweet tea) Ah, son, the weather in the Devil Realm is so cold, you have come all the way here, drink a cup of hot tea to warm your body!

Bailixuan: Thank you (drinking down) It tastes really good.

Lu Kela: Of course, this is the best in the devil world.

Bailixuan: Then I will resign, and I will definitely visit again after the matter is completed.

Lu Kela: My son, go slowly.

(Bailixuan leaves)

Lu Kela: (sneering) Hmph, I will help you this time first, and your price is to become my puppet willingly after 49 days, hahahaha~

Servant: The eldest prince is brilliant!

Taohuaxuan

He Lan Yuxuan: Oh, Miss Zhao, you finally have a fever.

Zhao Liuyuan: Thank you Dijun for saving my life.

Helan Yuxuan: All right, all right~ If you are weak, don't move around~ I don't know what you plan to do next, girl?

Zhao Liuyuan: I can't go back to Weiyu Pavilion, and I don't know what to do.

He Lan Yuxuan: Why don't I send you back to the ice hell?

Zhao Liuyuan: No. . .I don't want to leave you. . . (hugging) Can't you let me stay by your side?

He Lan Yuxuan: Here. . .Girl, don't do this!

Zhao Liuyuan: I have no resistance to you, and I know that you don't like me, but can you give me a chance to pursue you well?

Helan Yuxuan: (not speaking). . .

Zhao Liuyuan: Emperor?

He Lan Yuxuan: Well, if you really want to stay, then you can stay!

Zhao Liuyuan: Enen!

Ice Hell Back Mountain Ice Garden

Bailixuan: (takes out the beast's paw) Xi Yue, only we know about this, please don't tell your lord.We are here to poison the Jade Emperor's wine, let him die silently, of course it is best to get rid of the Queen Mother together!

Shui Xiyue: Damn it, you really dare to do this!

Bailixuan: Keep your voice down, that's why I want you to keep quiet!

Shui Xiyue: Then, how do we sneak into the Heavenly Court?

Bailixuan: Then I don't know, I'll trouble you to find a solution for this matter.

Shui Xiyue: Huh? ? ?You cheat me!

Bailixuan: Oh, everything is for the sake of adults and Miss Xiaowei.

Shui Xiyue: All right. . .I'm going to figure it out! (Take the paw and set off to heaven)

outside the fairyland

Tian Nu: (about to deliver wine to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother) Your Majesty is also true. . .Why are you interested in drinking?It made me run a long way.

Shui Xiyue: Great opportunity (to become a little eunuch) Master Tian Nu has worked hard, where are you going?

Tian Nu: It's not your majesty, I'm so exhausted that I have to bring over ten thousand years old wine!

Shui Xiyue: Otherwise, let the little one come and you can rest.

Tiannu: Good. . .then you go. . . (sit down and rest)

(Shui Xiyue walks in with the wine, runs her paw across the wine when no one is there, and walks to the Yaochi. The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are enjoying the music and dancing)

Shui Xiyue: The servant sees Your Majesty!Tian Nu asked the slave to bring the wine.

Jade Emperor: Oh, come, pour it for me and your empress.

Shui Xiyue: (pouring wine) Yes, Your Majesty, Your Majesty. (back off)

Jade Emperor: You come back, who made you go.You come to taste wine.

Shui Xiyue: Here. . .Uh, yes, Your Majesty (takes a sip, thinking that there is plenty of antidote in the Ice Hell anyway, so just drink it) Your Majesty, this wine is really delicious!

Jade Emperor: Yes. (Picks up the wine glass) Come, ma'am, let's drink this glass together!

Queen Mother: (Also drank down)

Shui Xiyue: (Watching them drink a glass) Uh, the slave is leaving.