[Random stew] The only strange Tan in the world

Two days later

a corridor in heaven

(Shui Xiyue was playing with a weird little thing, and suddenly dropped it on the ground, someone helped her pick it up.)

Shui Xiyue: Uh. . .Thanks!Hey, it's you again.

Xixuan: Well, it’s me again, I’ve watched you play for a long time.

Shui Xiyue: Oh?

Xixuan: You are very interesting, you can play with so many weird things.

Shui Xiyue: Hehe. . .Don't praise me son, I'm even embarrassed!By the way, I don't know your name yet!

Xixuan: My name is Xixuan!

Shui Xiyue: What a cool name~ My name is Shui Xiyue~ Nice to meet you!

Xixuan: Nice to meet you too

Shui Xiyue: How about I take you to a place?

Xixuan: Good!

(two people fly away)

Weiyu Pavilion back garden

(Xiao Wei was walking alone when suddenly an assassin attacked her)

Xiao Wei: (Converting spiritual power to fight) Who are you?Why assassinate Ben Gong?

Assassin: (doesn't speak, still doesn't stop)

Xiao Wei: (Unable to resist, falls back). . .ah!

Suddenly—

Fu Sheng: (catching Xiao Wei at once, and subduing the assassin, tearing off his veil, and discovering that the man is Tian Nu's subordinate) Why did you assassinate Concubine Yu?Who made you do this, and what is your intention?

Xiao Wei: Sir. . .

Fu Sheng: Are you okay?

Xiao Wei: Thank you sir, I'm fine.

Assassin: Lord Fusheng, please spare me, yes. . .It was Master Tian Nu who asked me to do it!

Fu Sheng: Heh, daring to kill people in front of this deity, you have quite the courage. . .This deity wants to see how brave Tian Nu is! (kills the assassin with his hands) Hmph, whoever moves the deity, the deity will argue with that slave!

Xiao Wei: No, my lord. If you find him, you will fall into the trap of him and the Queen Mother.

Fusheng: What is this deity afraid of?

Xiao Wei: Your Excellency doesn’t know. Right now, the Queen Mother is looking for something against me, but unfortunately, she has never been able to catch me. I’m afraid someone has heard our conversation long ago, and sent someone to assassinate me just now, just to catch Your Excellency.So don't go, my lord, or we're all screwed.

Fusheng: This. . .It's too unsafe here, it seems that this deity should find a way to get you out of here as soon as possible.

Xiao Wei: My lord, thank you for worrying about Xiao Wei, but Xiao Wei doesn't want you to be so troublesome.

Fusheng: The deity is just doing what he wants to do, so why bother?

Xiao Wei: Xiao Wei only needs adults to accompany her more.

Fu Sheng: Alright, this time, the deity will always be by your side.

Xiaowei: (hugging Fusheng)

冰海

(Princess Ice Sea Princess and High Priest Ao Xier was doing the practice when a guard came in suddenly)

Guard: This subordinate pays homage to the High Priest.

Ao Xi'er: (opens eyes) What's the matter.

Guard: Your subordinates saw Princess Xiyue leading a male guest to the northernmost part of the ice sea. Do you want to summon them here?

Ao Xier: Oh? (Turns on the water mirror and sees Shui Xiyue taking Xixuan's hand for a walk) Well, interesting, it seems that Xiyue has found her place, let them go, don't disturb them.

Guard: yes (back off)

Ao Xi'er: (Thinking, I haven't seen my daughter for several years, I really don't know how she is doing, I have to go and see later)

(There is a small palace at the northernmost part of the Ice Sea, where Shui Xiyue grew up)

Shui Xiyue: This is it!

Xixuan: Yes, the scenery here is very beautiful.

Shui Xiyue: Pretty!This is where I grew up!After apprenticeship, I seldom come back. Now I feel that it feels so good to go home once in a while!

Xixuan: Yes. . .The feeling of coming home. . .By the way, girl, if you want to achieve something in the future, what do you want to do?

Shui Xiyue: Me, I want to create a safe place exactly like this one, a kingdom of my own, without chaotic killings, intrigues, and superiority and inferiority!

Xixuan: (nods his head) It's really beautiful. . .I also had such a wish.

Shui Xiyue: It seems that we are like-minded!How about I change you into one of my latest inventions?

Xixuan: OK.

Shui Xiyue: (transforms, wearing white clothes and holding flames) What do you think?

Xixuan: Not bad! (looks up and down) Girls are naturally beautiful, and they look beautiful no matter how they are dressed.But are you going to cosplay?

Shui Xiyue: That's right!When I build my fantasy kingdom, I want to use this image to gather people who want to come here.

Xixuan: It's really interesting, I will definitely come to join in when the time comes!I want to see what kind of tricks you can play.

Shui Xiyue: Hey, of course it looks like fireworks!

Xixuan: Wait and see.

Yaochi

Jade Emperor: Oh, what's going on recently, I like getting sleepy more and more

Queen Mother: So are the concubines.

Jade Emperor: Sure enough, it's spring sleepiness and autumn exhaustion. . .

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