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Jail

Helan Yuxuan: Well, what my sister said is right, can you hide past the first day of the junior high school, can you escape the fifteenth day? I will see you sooner or later (bring a jug of wine to the gate guard Tianbing, and the Tianbing allows him to pass) Ms. Zhao?

Zhao Liuyuan: (falling asleep, raving) Dijun, I like you so much. . .

He Lan Yuxuan: (kneeling down to look at her, talking to himself) Miss Zhao is so in love with me, I am ashamed, but the girl protects me like this and even suffers such a serious injury, is it worth it?

Zhao Liuyuan: . . .

Helan Yuxuan: Okay, okay, I must protect myself from now on.This seat will go first. . .

Zhao Liuyuan: (Suddenly grabbing He Lan Yuxuan's arm) Don't go!don't want!

Helan Yuxuan: Okay, then I will accompany you.

Zhao Liuyuan: Is it raining here? Why is it so cold?

He Lan Yuxuan: (touching Zhao Liuyuan's cheek with his hand) You have a fever, too, who wouldn't have a fever in such a cold place?That, Miss Zhao, offended you! (hugging her to keep her warm)

Zhao Liuyuan: (so warm)

Helan Yuxuan: No way. . . .She needs to be removed immediately. . . (Shouting at the door) Come on, someone!

Tianbing: Emperor?What's up?

He Lan Yuxuan: Ms. Zhao has a fever, please accommodate me and let me take her out for treatment.

Tianbing: This. . . .The emperor should not embarrass the last general, this. . .

He Lan Yuxuan: Your Majesty locked her here, and didn't let her die. If something happens to her, I'll see how you explain it!

Tian Bing: Alright, Rong Mo will go to report.

He Lan Yuxuan: It will be too late when you come back, I will take her away first, if something happens, I will take care of it! (disappears with Zhao Liuyuan)

Tianbing: This. . . (went to Yaochi)

Yaochi

Jade Emperor: (furiously) What?What a Helan Yuxuan, to treat me like this!

Queen Mother: According to the courtiers and concubines, Concubine Yuan and Concubine Yu are also involved in this matter. . .Whether Concubine Yu let the court lady take the blame in advance, and then colluded with Concubine Yuan and He Lan Yuxuan to rescue her is not sure. . .So I ask Your Majesty to review this matter again.

Jade Emperor: Oh?

Wu Jinwu: Father, I feel that there is no need to be so troublesome. What the empress said is just speculation. If there is no evidence to reverse the case, if nothing is found out, it will be ridiculous if you say it!

Shen Ye: I think what His Highness Fifth Highness said is reasonable, besides, Miss Zhao has already been punished for her crimes. Your Majesty has the virtue of living well, so I don't think he will embarrass her anymore, right?

Jade Emperor: In that case, it is really not appropriate to investigate this matter any further.

Queen Mother: Your Majesty!

Jade Emperor: Alright, I'm tired!You, (pointing to the Heavenly Soldiers) quickly return to the Heavenly Prison and hold on to it, there is no need to pursue the matter of Helan Yuxuan!Fifth child, please step back.High Priest Shen, I have a thousand-year-old fine wine here, and I will teach someone to bring it to you to taste later, and discuss the matter of the Shennong Festival in Liuyue City along the way.

Shen Ye: Oh?Millennium wine, very interesting.

(Jade Emperor and Shen Ye walk out of Yaochi, Wu Jinwu and Tianbing also retreat)

Queen Mother: (disapproving) Tian Nu!

Tian Nu: The slave is here, what orders does the empress have?

Queen Mother: I ordered you to send someone to keep an eye on Taohuaxuan and Weiyu Pavilion 24 hours a day. I don't believe that you can't deal with those two seductive bastards.

Tian Nu: Obey the order!

Queen Mother: Wait, put away your villainous face in front of them, and use it when it should be used.

Tian Nu: Yes. . .

Weiyu Pavilion

(Fu Sheng came over to meet Xiao Wei again without making a sound.)

Fusheng: Xiaowei, there are many dangers in this palace. From my deity's point of view, after the limelight is over, I will take you out and return to the ice hell to live a pure life.

Xiao Wei: My lord kindly accepts Xiao Wei, but Xiao Wei can't go back with my lord.

Fu Sheng: What's the matter Xiao Wei, isn't it good to live a quiet life?We go to a place that is isolated from the world and no one bothers us anymore.

Xiao Wei: My lord, tell me if we can escape from here.Even if we leave, no one will bother us, but His Majesty and Queen Mother will definitely not let it go. I am afraid that the Fox Clan, Emperor Taoyuan, Xi Yue and others will be angered.

Fu Sheng: You are a fox, but you can't let go of anyone, but you know, the one that this deity can't let go of the most is you.

Xiao Wei:. . .grown ups. . .

Fu Sheng: Alright, you have underestimated this deity too. This deity will arrange everything and take you away in an open and honest manner.

Xiao Wei: Here. . .Xiao Wei, I don't want to trouble my lord.

Fu Sheng: Then you want to continue to stay in this harem?

Xiao Wei: Xiao Wei doesn't want to either.

Fusheng:. . . .

Bai Lixuan: (Staying outside and listening to the conversation) It seems that if you want to be with Princess Xiaowei, you must get rid of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother first!

Little eunuch: (after hearing all the conversations, report to Tian Nu) My lord, what do you think?

Tian Nu: Oh, don't worry, just go to the theater!

The author has something to say: Bailixuan: It seems that if you want your lord to be with Princess Xiaowei, you have to get rid of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother first!Mouyuan: Baili, Baili, do you know that there is a system called sacrificial burial! ———————————————————————————————————————————————————【[[High energy ahead, the following chapters are very ridiculous]]]