[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

It was hard to say who was beating whom at the end of the day, and who surrendered first.In short, when the three of Joyce finally tore themselves away from each other reluctantly, even the usually cold Winter Soldier had a bruise on his face that could not be ignored. ' Lacy got the style.

A family of three should be neat and tidy.

Such a sentence came to mind inappropriately.Kuaiyin looked up at the forgotten mutant fugitive in Logan's hands in awe, and then thought about the terrifying force value of the three of them, and silently praised his eyes that can always find the beauty of life.

"I thought you would have more respect for a hostage who was just taken hostage." He took his rations from Deadpool's mouth as compensation for his wounded heart.Saying it in his most poignant tone, Joyce lashed out at two unsympathetic roommates: "Aren't you afraid I'll get PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) if you're so cold?"

I think it might be more realistic to worry about the robber getting PTSD.Bucky murmured silently in his heart, and looked at him with indescribable eyes: "Are you talking to me who has been in close contact with the brainwashing machine for 70 years?"

That is.

Seeing the choked expression of the former killer, Deadpool also raised his hand and echoed in pain: "Are you talking to me who has been experimented on as a mouse and turned into the surface of the moon?"

There was a few seconds of silence in the air.Joyce looked at them in shock, and couldn't believe that they could be so shameless.

"It's the same as who hasn't been modified." He crossed his arms and sneered: "I don't know how many genes were mixed together, I was blown off one arm and had two personalities, I was talking to you, what's the matter? Bar?"

The three glared at each other, bared their teeth at the same time, and looked like they were about to disagree with each other every minute, and Wolverine and Quicksilver next to them were stunned.However, before they finally pinched again, a traitor appeared among them-accidentally glanced outside the store while arguing with Joyce, and Deadpool happened to 'discover' that he was carrying a fugitive and was waiting for them to kill him. After the second round, a certain 'rival', who didn't know whether it was intentional or not, immediately showed his most annoying side.

"Wow, isn't this the famous Wolverine?" He pretended as if he just knew he was here: "Quick, Hani, let's see what the last man in the world looks like."

"Speak carefully, Wade." When Deadpool opened his mouth and got a headache, Logan rolled his eyes and stretched out a metal middle claw: "No kidding, I will sew your mouth shut."

So this is the fate of Deadpool.

With one side missing from the big triangle, Joyce and the Winter Soldier will definitely not be able to fight.They looked at each other, and didn't bother to disturb the grievances between Deadpool and Wolverine, so they simply sat down on the ruins together and performed the activity that the former Hydra killers were best at - eating melons and watching.

"Do you still want to eat a sandwich?" Joyce turned his head and asked after reaching out to grab the remaining half of the Frappuccino in Bucky's hand.

"I don't think anyone here dares to make you a sandwich." Looking at a group of Starbucks guys shivering in the corner behind the stage, Bucky expressed doubts: "If you are hungry, there is still something I bought in the bag." snack."

"Thank you so much." Nodding, Joyce picked up the paper bag at the other party's hand and began to rummage through it. He quickly took out a bag of potato chips and put it in his mouth, squinting his eyes in satisfaction.

Seeing his appearance, Sergeant Barnes rarely curled the corners of his mouth and smiled.

……Wow.

While watching the enigmatic interaction between the two, Kuaiyin quickly squeezed to Joyce's side, used his expertise to scoop up a few potato chips, shared a little snack with the other party, and used a strange He looked the Winter Soldier up and down.

"What?" As a killer, he was very sensitive to the sight of him.Although little Pietro didn't have any malicious intentions, Bucky still felt uncomfortable instinctively: "Look at others like this, be careful of being beaten."

"You and Joyce really say the same thing."

Having accepted another killer's threat, Kuaiyin didn't care much about the deliberate intimidation in the other's tone.Instead, he didn't know what he thought of, and smiled even more happily: "Are you a couple?"

"What?" Bucky admitted that he was taken aback: "Of course not."

"Then you are also his father?" With Joyce in his mouth, he has not found the potato chips he stole from him, and Pietro thinks this is a reliable guess: "You just saw his expression It's exactly the same as when his last dad saw him."

Winter Soldier: Huh? ? ?

Last dad, what the hell?Which bastard who wants to die dares to be their Qiao Qiao's father?

Has he agreed? !

From the beginning of Hydra, he took the cub to survive in the crowd of paws, saying that it was impossible to have no feelings, Bucky choked on Kuaiyin's words firmly.But thinking about it carefully, neither he nor Joyce seems to have ever considered the option that the Winter Soldier is Zero's father. Although the possibility is very small, there is still a dream. What if God is blind?

Thinking of this, he turned his head and elbowed the former killer beside him, his tone was confused: "Do you think they transplanted my genes to you?"

"..."

No one answered.

The person who spoke was right next to him, and there was no situation where he could not hear him, and Joyce himself was not a taciturn type, so this obviously showed that the other party probably didn't realize what Bucky asked him at all.In fact, he is indeed, at least from the perspective of the Winter Soldier, he can only see his companions sitting beside him, but he doesn't know where his heart flew while he was talking with Kuaiyin.He stared straight at Deadpool and Wolverine, who were fighting each other not far away, with a serious and focused look, and his left hand was still stuffing potato chips into his mouth mechanically.

"What are you looking at?"

Following his gaze, he saw only another roommate of theirs doing his best to tease Logan's nerves.Sergeant Barnes, who has always been good at observing words and expressions, frowned, and it was hard to describe what he felt in his heart: "Are you watching Deadpool? You don't like him arguing with others?"

"Huh? Hani?!" Joyce hadn't answered yet, but Deadpool, whose ears seemed to grow on his body, turned around in surprise.Immediately, he even forgot about Wolverine who was attacking each other personally, and was so excited that he seemed to rush over to kiss him: "Are you jealous? You really love me, don't you?!"

Joyce: "..."

Sorry, you think too much.

"I didn't look at you." The expression was rare and a bit awkward, and he didn't know whether it was because he couldn't bear to hurt Wade's fragile heart or he couldn't express his behavior.But from what Bucky and Pietro knew about him, it should be the latter: "I'm looking at... the one next to you."

Seeing Wolverine look in surprise, Joyce twitched the corners of his mouth 'embarrassedly', and his eyes still couldn't take back from the other's head: "I like his cat ear hairstyle—may I ask where I can have the same hairstyle?" ?"

Deadpool:"……"

Logan: "..."

Failed.

With an expression on his face that I'm so fucking fucked up, Wade felt that he should never have forgotten that Joyce is a cat slave with serious illnesses, and he almost filled up his favorability for Wolverine in minutes.Doesn't he usually suffer less from Alice, that little beast? !Isn't Harney making the distinction obvious enough?Now let's talk about Logan again, does this mean to force him to also buy a set of cat ears? ! !

"..."

I always feel that there are some dangerous thoughts in this person's mind.Bucky silently moves his chair back a bit, away from his two sand sculpture roommates who are already obsessed with cat/jealousy.

And when several people faced each other in a daze, and the atmosphere went all the way in a strange direction, the young and innocent Kuaiyin stepped forward again to save a room full of adults who were looking at each other in dismay.He first patted the opponent's biceps and laughed for a while about Logan's appearance. Before Wolverine's embarrassment fermented into anger, he stepped on his bottom line precisely before he stretched out his claws. He went to the bottom of questions that had not been answered before.

"So are you his father?" It seemed that he was more enthusiastic about finding a father for him than Joyce himself, and the kid stole another potato chip from him: "It should be, you all have the same metal arm."

"Metal arms are not hereditary." I don't know how many times I said this to the first person, Joyce sighed vicissitudes of life: "Yes or no, what's the difference?"

"You can have another dad to protect you." Pietro replied sincerely: "My dad... Magneto asked about you again when he made trouble last time, but I didn't say anything. You know, he found you It's really not a good thing."

This is true.

"Then what do you think?" After thinking carefully about this possibility for a while, Joyce threw the question to the Winter Soldier again: "Why don't we do a paternity test? I think it's quite possible. "

"I don't care." Bucky shrugged: "But, like you said, yes or no, does it make any difference?"

It was easy to hear what he meant.Whether or not they have that layer of similar genes, Bucky's attitude towards him doesn't change, and neither does he.Joyce spread his hands, the corners of his stiff mouth trembled a few times, and finally bent a small arc unskillfully.

"Oh yes, I almost forgot."

When I heard 'paternity test', I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered what I was entrusted with.Kuaiyin clenched his fist and tapped on his palm, then pulled off the goggles on his head: "Hank has something for me to bring to you when we meet again, please wait for me for half a minute."

As he spoke, only the distant sound remained in the air.After a gust of wind, the children were no longer in place.

The Winter Soldier, who saw the opponent's super power for the first time, couldn't help but stare.Joyce, on the other hand, sat where he didn't seem surprised. Before he finished a bag of potato chips, another gust of wind blew back and stood still in front of him.

"This is it."

Without even taking a breath, Pietro handed the gizmo in his hand that looked like a meter to the other party: "He said it seemed to be some kind of portable detector, as long as there is a little blood from both parties, it can detect the degree of genetic similarity. I don't understand the principle, but it should be what you need."

"……thanks?"

A little confused, he took the thing from the kid's hand.Before Joyce could react to this, or even take a closer look at what this magical black technology looked like, Pietro handed over the envelope he was holding in his other hand.

"And this one was also signed for you, but I don't know why it was sent to the school."

Ok?

This time he was genuinely at a loss. Joyce opened the envelope amidst the other party's confused explanation, and a piece of very high-end hard paper floated out of it and fell on his lap.

He picked up the paper and looked down with Bucky and Deadpool who was trying to stretch his neck from behind.

It was an invitation that no one expected——

"TO: Dear Mr. Joyce Zero, Mr. Bruce Wayne will hold a charity party in his own name this weekend. We sincerely invite you and your friends to Gotham City, and we will be waiting for you at the Wayne Building .”