[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

"If you take one step closer, I will kill this civilian!"

Kuaiyin was actually a little flustered when he heard the fugitive who was almost chased by him say so.

He and Wolverine were hunting down a mutant who abused his ability to cause a lot of damage to civilians. Since the man's superpower weakened or even eliminated other superpowers, it took him quite a while to catch him even at his speed. traces.As a result, he accidentally used too much force during the fight (of course it was Logan, not him), and knocked him into a nearby Starbucks, giving the opponent a chance to take hostages. This is the first time a kid has made such a mistake during a mission. Suddenly very sad.If Wolverine hadn't held his shoulders next to him and signaled him to be calm and act according to circumstances, Pietro felt that he might get hotheaded on the spot and do some irrational things.

"You can't give full play to your original advantages under his ability, so don't act rashly."

He lowered his voice and whispered in his ear, and Wolverine, who had seen this kind of thing a lot, said so comfortingly: "The most important thing now is to rescue the hostages."

"Listen to you."

Nodding, Pietro suppressed the unconscious panic in his heart.Taking a deep breath, he was ready to face the chaos caused by the mistakes of the X-Men with his most serious expression.

He looked up with the calmness of an adult.

Then, when he saw clearly the so-called 'hostage civilian', Kid Kuaiyin laughed immediately.

...Oh, common people.

"I've never seen such a poor person." He developed his opinion in such a pleasant way, while suppressing a smile, he tried to control his expression within a serious range.It caused Logan to look at him sadly, for fear that he could not stand the pressure and his brain would be damaged by stimulation.

And until now, he didn't know what he grabbed as a shield. The mutant who was hunted down was still watching every movement of the two of them, his eyes were full of viciousness, trying to create a tense and aggressive atmosphere.

Honestly, it's kind of hard, if you're holding a hostage who can actually beat you to the ground with just one hand.

Still holding his Frappuccino in his hand, Joyce calmly glanced at the two roommates sitting beside him who were very stable.Obviously, in this sudden sand sculpture hijacking, none of them was really worried about him. Instead, they had to pinch themselves several times under the table so as not to laugh like a fool on the spot.

You guys are really annoying.

Rolling his eyes, Joyce almost wanted to beat these two bastards who had no roommate friendship to death.However, he just moved a little bit, and found a suitable angle to attack Deadpool and Bucky with the eye knife. The man behind him had already noticed his movement, and instantly tightened the grip around his neck. hand.

"Don't move around." He lowered his voice, his tone was very fierce: "Otherwise it will kill you."

Joyce: "..."

What a coincidence, that's what I wanted to tell you too.

"Sorry, it's my first time as a civilian and I don't have much experience."

Keenly noticed that his cohabitants were laughing more wildly. No one had ever dared to stand behind him, and the former killer classmate who strangled his neck and said he would kill him couldn't help but twitch.However, this feels quite novel. Since those two bastards like watching movies so much, Joyce, as a good roommate of the new century, decided to let them watch as much as they can at once.So he simply relaxed and stood there with a bored expression on his face. The meaning was obvious - I am a hostage today, you can figure it out.

"Can I drink my Frappuccino?" He said to the mutant behind him without a mood: "And you better not stick to me so tightly. Zero doesn't like people touching him very much, in case he I can't stand you, something that we don't want to see may happen here today."

"..."

It is probably the first time I have seen such a peaceful civilian who has been hijacked.The man froze for a moment, he didn't know if he was frightened or what, but he really opened up a little gap.

Joyce nodded in satisfaction, and began to drink his drink with a straw in his mouth.

Standing a few meters away to have a panoramic view of all this, Kuaiyin and Wolverine twitched the corners of their mouths at the same time, their faces full of sympathy and distress.It's just that the former discovered that a certain prehistoric beast had no plans to save itself, and obviously threw this problem to himself.The latter was thinking about whether to save the hostage who seemed to have a problem in his mind, and how?

But soon, before he came up with a definite result, his eyes were unconsciously attracted by some two people by the window whose painting styles were completely wrong.

"No, Hani, are you serious?"

Sitting on the ruins made of glass slag all over the floor, Deadpool watched his murderous roommate being held between the arms of a man who was not enough to punch him and slowly backed away, while still sucking on his Frappuccino, with a weak and pitiful face Helpless but able to eat, I don't understand what kind of weird joke the other party is: "This kind of unprofessional kidnapper can scare him to death with your eyes, okay?"

"The method of applying force is simply wrong."

Following with a cold snort, Bucky clasped his hands in front of his chest, clearly expressing his contempt and disdain to the kidnapper.Of course, if he didn't have the croissant Joyce bought for him in his mouth, his aura might be even more terrifying:

"It is difficult to break the neck of a living person with bare hands, especially in the case of hostage-taking. It is impossible to kill the person before the rescuers take action. In this way, the probability of being rescued will be much higher, unless there are other moments A deadly method...I suggest you aim a knife or a gun at his vitals, maybe it will give him a headache for half a second."

"That's right." Deadpool nodded in agreement: "Of course, don't forget to unload the five guns and eleven knives on his body, as well as the nano-bombs in his cuffs. Then control his mighty vajra arm—— Oh sorry, I forgot that Haney is covered with a virtual image, you may not be able to see the right arm - better to fold his other hand, so you may have a chance to take him for real Use it as a hostage."

Robber: "..."

Joyce: "..."

No, how much hatred and hatred is this?Can you still show the tension you should have as the victim's family? ! !

"It's okay, don't listen to Wade's nonsense, I only took nine knives out today." He turned his head to comfort the mutant with a very ugly face.Joyce rolled his eyes towards the ceiling again, spoke to the two of them righteously, and refuted their irresponsible statement.

"I'm really just a hostage right now, the good-natured kind." He said sincerely, "Even a former Hydra killer was hijacked in Starbucks, okay? You can't because I once twisted Necks above three digits deprive me of that right."

"Of course, I didn't mean to target you, so don't take it too seriously." Feeling the terrified trembling coming from behind, Joyce turned around and added politely.

However, I don't know if his expression was wrong or what, not only did the man not feel relieved as he wanted, but he trembled even more.This confuses the former classmate Assassin, he obviously didn't do anything, didn't he?Could it be that the other party would rather believe the nonsense of Deadpool and Winter Soldier than face the fact that he is really trying to match his performance and be a good civilian?

"This can only explain one problem." Leaning leisurely on the back of the chair, Sergeant Barnes accurately commented: "No matter how much you pretend, you are really not a good person."

Joyce: "..."

And after listening to the whole process outside the store, Kuaiyin supported Wolverine who was full of bewilderment and didn't know what the meaning of being here was, and he almost didn't laugh directly.

"enough!!"

Probably the fragile nerves have been teased to the extreme by these three magical people. Before Joyce opened his mouth to refute the Winter Soldier's remarks, the mutant robbers behind him finally roared like crazy.The eyes full of hatred stared for a while between Joyce and his two roommates who were sitting still. The man tightened his arms and almost broke the neck of the former killer, but his voice was sharp. It was as if the other party had grabbed his throat instead.

"Don't think I'm going to be fooled by you!!" He yelled frantically in Joyce's ear: "You are just lying to me so that I let you go out of fear, I won't let you succeed! !!"

"..."

interesting.

Kuaiyin was about to lie on the road and burst out laughing.Deadpool and Winter Soldier let out a sigh in their hearts at the same time, picked up the Frappuccino and handed it to their mouths, with expressions of 'there's a good show to watch' on their faces.And in this chaos, only Joyce was sincerely comforting the robber behind him, and his tone was so sincere that even the person involved ignored that his right hand was firmly held like an iron tongs. He firmly grasped the arm that strangled his neck, obviously he didn't use much strength, but made the other party unable to move at all.

"You should calm down first, this is the self-cultivation that a villain should have." He painstakingly educated this junior who was ineffective in his own eyes, and for a moment he was possessed by Captain America: "Only by clearly analyzing the situation between ourselves and the enemy can we know what to do next." What to do one step at a time to accomplish the greatest goal with the least cost you..."

"shut up!!"

Finally unable to stand Joyce's troublesome lecture (or just breaking the jar, who knows anyway), the man interrupted him angrily before he could finish speaking:

"Stop talking nonsense, be your hostage, dwarf!!!"

Winter Soldier: "..."

Deadpool:"……"

Joyce: "..."

It was as if someone pressed the quick-freeze button, and suddenly a large blank silence appeared in the entire Starbucks.Everyone, whether it was Wade and Bucky in the store, or Logan standing by the smashed glass wall, felt a burst of black air that could almost condense into substance emerge from Joyce at the same time. In an instant, he changed from a normal level of terror to a vicious ghost crawling out of hell.

Only Kuaiyin continued his silly laugh.

And in the next second, accompanied by a tooth-piercing bang, Pietro was surprised to see him flying into Starbucks, and flew out of Starbucks again, hitting his feet directly, swinging There was a cloud of dust.If it weren't for the clothes, the kid thought he might have recognized it at all. This human-shaped thing was just behind Joyce holding the most terrifying scourge in the world, and became his source of happiness today.

...Mom.

Summarize the mental activities he should have now for Kuaiyin.Deadpool looked at the mutant who had been beaten into a dog by the 'civilians', and then at Joyce, who had an expression of 'I'm very upset, I want to kill someone'. For some reason, he decisively discarded his all-time strong desire to survive.

"Why are you being so ruthless." He sighed, "I'm not wrong."

The 1.8-meter Winter Soldier nodded in agreement with a sad face.

"..." You also want to die, right?

He stared at them with an unkind expression for a while.With his scar exposed, Joyce sneered, threw away the crushed plastic cup in his hand, swung his arms and rushed over.

Starbucks, which was originally a ruin, is unfortunately a little more abstract.

"So what the hell are we here for?:"

Looking at the three of them huddling together in the store, Wolverine leaned over and picked up their delirious fugitive, standing there and couldn't help doubting life: "I'm past the age where I like to watch circuses."

me too.

He ruffled his silver hair sadly.Kid Kuaiyin couldn't bear to look straight away, and he agreed with him on his own will.