[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

What the hell?

After completing his task and sending the gifts to the owner, Kuaiyin left happily.And Wolverine didn't bother to stay here to talk nonsense with them, and took the fugitive who had started to roll their eyes away, leaving only the three of them staring at each other with an invitation card, their strength was ignorant.

"So, who is this Bruce Wayne?" He carefully checked the invitation card three times with a special agent's self-cultivation, and finally only confirmed that it was indeed just an invitation card.Bucky raised his head suspiciously, looked at Joyce, his expression obviously wanted him to give an explanation: "When have you ever been to Gotham?"

"Fuck his world, DC and Marvel are actually integrated, what kind of sand sculpture setting." Deadpool's muttering is not something that ex-killers can understand, but it is not difficult for Joyce to understand the same in his tone. Existing doubt: "Haney, why didn't I hear you say that you actually knew that Wayne?!"

"I do not recognize."

Shaking his head, the former killer frowned tightly.This is not to say that he will be bothered by such endless invitations, although being sent a strange invitation by a stranger is not something that happens every day, but compared to this, this invitation It was the other details contained in the post that made Joyce even more upset.

It says, 'Dear Mr. Joyce Zero'.

There are only a handful of people in this world who put the names of Joyce and Zero under the same honorific title, except for the Winter Soldier and Deadpool, only Steve, who beat everyone up, knows that he and Zero are one and two. The matter of personality.Even Hydra, the old club that created them, just kept calling him Zero.What's more, the pseudonym he has been using is Joyce Philelaus. Although those who are interested will know that it is just an empty shell after a little research, it is also the official name he uses now. If this is really just a piece of paper If it is an invitation card from the Wayne Group charity gala, it is naturally impossible to write Zero's name on it.

Then rule out the possibility of doing it unintentionally, and the remaining situations are nothing more than two.

This Bruce Wayne, whom he has never met, really knows everything about him.Or, it was just a trap to lure him to find out.

Joyce felt he was leaning more toward the latter.

The Winter Soldier agrees with him, and is adamant that Hydra is most likely involved.Otherwise, why Joyce and the X-Men had just dismantled what Hipaw was doing in the mutant prison not long ago, and this invitation was sent to Xavier School for Gifted Boys without dying.It is also rare for Deadpool to seriously express similar views. After all, he has his own sources of information, and the "dimension wall advantage" that Joyce has not understood so far. Outside of time, he generally doesn't take every word he says lightly.

"But even then, I felt like I had to go there once."

When he said this, the former killer classmate was stirring a bowl of salad in the kitchen thoughtfully.Next to him, Bucky, who was helping him, was opening the oven, and directly brought out the grilled lamb chops with his left hand.Whoever the HYDRA scientist who designed their metal arms in the first place, the Winter Soldier thinks he should thank him for not putting a temperature sensor in it, and then throw him in the [-]th level of hell.Although their original intention was for this weapon to better accomplish tasks that sound impossible, Bucky felt that he and Joyce probably preferred being able to remove the plate from the Take this part out of the oven.

"You know, nobody enforces that you have to take the task of 'destroying those damn bastards' all on yourself."

Shaking the oil off the metal arm, Bucky glanced at him and replied amidst the smell of boiled green beans in the kitchen.

"In your sentence, I only agree with the part of 'destroying those damn offal'." Drizzle the salad with refreshing fruit sauce Joyce took the baking tray from the other party, chopped some rosemary and sprinkled it On the lamb chops, the look was much more peaceful than Sergeant Barnes thought: "That's our responsibility, Bucky. It's because Hydra made us such monsters that we only have The way to go is to eliminate them."

After a pause, his tone meant something: "Have you ever forgotten the faces of the people who died in your hands?"

"...I didn't." After standing still for a while, Bucky picked up the chopped onions and threw them into the pot: "I didn't even dream about it."

I knew he would answer that way.Joyce raised his head from the lamb chops exuding a tempting aroma, and there was something similar to the Winter Soldier in his eyes, but they all knew that it was actually different.

"So that's it. Since I can't forget, I can only do something." He said, "And I'm not going to fight them to the death this time..."

Bucky looked at him.

"...Well, not in theory." Joyce choked on himself, and changed his words a little distressed: "But I really didn't go for this purpose, that's right. Since you have already named Zero on the post, then Whether it's Hipaw or something Wayne, it's got to be something to do with Project Z. You know I can never miss this."

And what he didn't tell the Winter Soldier was that, just like the mission that Hawkeye talked about in the mutant school before, Joyce had a stronger premonition this time than that, and he would definitely be there in his brother. Tan finds the answer to the mystery he's been looking for.And this will be an extremely important trip for me and Zero.

It's almost like being desperately guided by fate.

From his tone, one could tell that the other party had made up his mind, and he would never be able to change anything about him.Bucky sighed silently in his heart, but fortunately, he didn't have to stop this person.If he still has any will and instinct of his own, he has been clear enough during the period of being roommates with Joyce-although he doesn't value many things, but unfortunately, the one in front of him He is definitely one of them.

And, not only myself——

"Fuck, Hani, you still said that you can't do anything." I don't know when he followed the scent to the kitchen door, and Deadpool stared at the tempting lamb chops in Joyce's hand, almost wanting to pounce on him and hug him Kiss: "Fortunately, I'm still ready to eat a dark meal."

"Internet recipes are a good thing, I hope everyone can have them."

Holding a plate in the narrow cupboard to avoid Wade's hungry tiger.Joyce turned around lightly, walked around him, and stuffed the salad bowl into the opponent's hand: "Alice, have you fed?"

"Hey, hello!"

He selectively forgot the fact that he stuffed Alice's whole cat back to the next door, including the cat food, and received several angry paws for it.Deadpool failed to snatch the food, and when he looked up, he met the Winter Soldier's emotionless eyes. He could only hold the salad bowl that was forced in, and slipped into the living room with Hani, who was still a little warm in his house.

He shook his head at the backs of the two bastards.Bucky picked up the sliced ​​bread in one hand, took out three cans of Coke from the refrigerator, and sat down on the sofa together.

"If anyone doesn't want to go to Gotham with me, they can put their things down now." Joyce announced as three hands reached for the lamb chop in the middle at the same time.Then he added in a low voice: "Actually, to be honest, it's okay for me to contract such a set myself."

"You're dreaming." Disdainful of his speech, Deadpool quickly grabbed a piece and threw it into his mouth, and stuffed it into his own mouth without hesitation: "Oh fuck, this is so fucking delicious."

"It's a little better than what I did." Unceremoniously, he slapped the opponent's hand blocking the way, Bucky chewed carefully for a while, and finally admitted so reluctantly: "From now on, the kitchen will be taken care of by you." gone."

"Don't even think about it."

Almost couldn't resist throwing the bone in his face, but Joyce refused.Don't think that you can treat him as a nanny by boasting so casually, "I might have poisoned it."

"Then I am willing to be poisoned by you a thousand times in exchange for you to contract my dinner in the next life."

Deadpool said so with tears in his eyes, and then stretched out his sinful hand towards the plate: "Let me marry you, Hani. Or change it, you can marry me."

"I refuse." Looking at the other party with indescribable eyes, Joyce did not hide the disgust in his tone: "If I have to choose someone, I am willing to marry Bucky, at least he can cook, and Use the washing machine. And you—”

He didn't finish the second half of the sentence, but the meaning was obvious. Wade, who was rejected by his roommate and witnessed the other roommate's application for forming a team, had a lamb chop stuck in his throat and almost choked him. die.But when he heard him say this, Sergeant Barnes, who was innocently lying on the gun, didn't react at all, and was still immersed in the emotions of 'oh fuck this is delicious' and 'fuck how can it be better than mine' , just expressed dissatisfaction with one of the small problems:

"Why did you marry me?" He said in such a deep voice, "It's almost as good as I married you."

This involves the dignity of a man.Before Joyce could reply, Deadpool, who had finally rescued himself from the brink of choking to death, snorted: "It looks like you're not a man who would sacrifice for love, you can't give Hani happiness, die This heart."

"Why can't I? Can you?" When he was questioned, Bucky's tone became serious: "How many times have you tricked him into thinking that I don't know, and you think I will hand Joyce to you?" This kind of guy? Dreaming!!"

"What?! You bastard popsicle old man!!"

"Keep your hand away from my eyes, little boy."

"Tell me, how much My Little Pony will give you to let me and Harney be together!!"

"Let's make a price, how much can I give you to leave our Joyce?!"

"..."

Are you two retarded?

Unrequited love watched Deadpool and Winter Soldier quarrel with each other over a sand sculpture issue, put down their bowls and glared at each other, and they were about to fight.Joyce sighed, glanced at the empty plate, and silently put the two lamb chops into his own bowl.