[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

How to fatten four?

After finding out that he had searched for nothing all day, but found the person he was looking for after running a few steps with Joyce, Deadpool's first reaction was that his roommate couldn't be really catnip, no matter what the species Can real cats be attracted to him at any age?

As for the second reaction, he began to suspect that Alice, the cat who had been entrenched in the apartment for many years, could not have been changed by some unlucky person, right?How is it so miraculous that not only can he compete with himself for favor, but he can also accurately find Rocky among the countless cats in New York and become this, and walk around the streets with him in his mouth?

Is this something a decent cat can do? !

He has always been unafraid to speculate with the utmost malice on this little beast who will steal all the attention of his roommates as soon as he appears.The more Deadpool thought about it, the more strange it became, and the more he thought about it, the more suspicious he became. He was considering whether to send him to Doctor Strange for a check, but he was quickly blown away by Joyce's shocking statement that he wanted to raise Loki. Immediately, he didn't care about anything, and tremblingly tried to find any signs of joking from his face.

"It... No, he, something will happen if you raise Hani!"

Almost frightened by his god-like brain, Deadpool desperately waved his hands at the opponent, wondering if Joyce was deliberately teasing himself: "Let's not talk about when he might become a living person. If Thor Knowing that, he will definitely take his hammer and smash our apartment down."

And Joyce simply ignored him.He was still immersed in the cat's vicious cat, looking at the little cat in his palm, meowing and trying to scratch people, curling the corners of his mouth and smiling happily:

"How about calling you Loki from now on?"

Rocky Meow: ...that was my name Meow!

And Deadpool: "..."

Now he no longer doubts whether his roommate did it on purpose, he obviously did it on purpose.

Although I feel that Joyce may be lowered, and the fake cat in his hand is the key to whether he can live a peaceful life for a few days in the future, but Deadpool absolutely dare not propose to call Stuart at this time. Lankey or Professor X came to take away the suspected Loki cat.His roommate is a more exotic species than a god who can turn himself into a cat. If the other party is really upset and asks another boss to come out to clean him up, he will be afraid even if he is a shameless guy like Deadpool.

However, he can still do what he wants and do what he wants, and then find another chance to get that fake cat away!

Finally, he learned how to save the country from the painful lessons of being beaten countless times.Deadpool thought so, stretched out his hand to his mouth, and made a gesture of assurance.

Therefore, among the four living creatures present, Wade died down, Loki was powerless, and Alice, who came back with the cat, naturally couldn't do anything else.So, Joyce was satisfied with this mysterious atmosphere mixed with heart-piercing cat meows as the whole staff passed, happily picked up the two cats and left, planning the future with Deadpool while walking, obviously already Looking forward to a beautiful life where there is a house and a cat but a boyfriend.

"I'll go to the supermarket when it's dawn."

Turning his head to avoid the wet nose of the cat Alice on his shoulder, the former killer looked lovingly at his younger brother Thor who was exhausted and rolled his eyes, with an unprecedented loving expression: "Alice's cat food may not be suitable for her."

"Have you ever bought cat food for Alice?" I recalled the fact that the residents of the entire apartment dared to feed the cat with everything. In comparison, Joyce was indeed the one who cared the most. Deadpool now I have already acquiesced in the fact that my status is not as good as meow: "What kind of taste? Is it delicious? Can people eat it?"

"I bought dog food, you can try it." Joyce replied blankly, Joyce ignored him, and changed the subject again: "I have to take it to the pet hospital, maybe Get a shot."

Loki Meow: ... What the hell? ! !

"That's for sure. In case of any illness, it will be fine."

I can no longer tell whether my roommate really wants to raise Shenmiao or spare no effort to punish him, Deadpool wants to laugh but can only hold back, and forcefully suppressed his expression with a bit of ferocity: "And it's public mother? Do you want to have a ligation by the way?"

Loki: "..."

You bloody ants!Ants! !Who gave you the right to treat me like this! !Meow? ! ! !

Shrouded in fear of being sterilized, Lei Shen's brother began to howl heart-piercingly.While howling, he stretched out his useless little claws, vowing to scratch Hua Joyce's arm, but five toenails almost fell off when the first claw went down.

"You scratch my right hand, doesn't it hurt?"

Helplessly watching the other party's whole process from anger to howling.Joyce pointed his finger at its little head, but didn't think about switching it from his right hand to his left.

Nonsense, his left hand is real human skin, there is something he can't think of, he insists on scratching it.

"Meow."

Squatting on the former killer's shoulder and slapping her tail, Cat Alice raised her head like a queen, expressing her disdainful sneer.Although Joyce's arm looks like an ordinary person now, he has seen the real appearance of that metal arm. It is fine for sharpening his claws. If he wants to scratch any traces...

Heh, this cat hasn't succeeded for so long, and you want to do it before your paws are full, you little idiot?

"emmm—"

I always feel that I heard a cat's arrogant mockery.Deadpool turned his head and cast an indescribable glance at Alice who was domineering over his roommate. He couldn't help but suspect that this might be the one who became more magical than Loki.

However, as a human being favored by Queen Alice all the year round, Joyce didn't think there was anything wrong.On the contrary, he still thinks that this is Alice's expression of love for Loki. Thinking about Loki being picked out of the alley by the other party, it means that the two cats have established a good friendship and will live in the same building in the future. Here, you can definitely be a friendly and harmonious neighbor.

"Did you like it?"

Under Wade's indescribable gaze, he reached out and touched Alice's head. Joyce thought for a while, and instantly planned what he might look like in the future: "Do you think of him as a son? Or do you want to wait for him to grow up?" , give birth to a litter of kittens? I will take care of raising them all for you."

"Meow." Alice answered him.

And Loki: "..."

Are you the devil?

Either way is impossible! !Lao Tzu is God! !Prince of Asgard! ! !Who is going to have kittens with a mother cat meow! ! ! !

I almost lost my breath by laughing next to me.Deadpool rubbed his cramped stomach, and for a moment didn't know whether to call Doctor Strange to deliver Loki's relief, or to hide it for a few more days, and see what his roommate really did when he was raising a cat.

Really, my roommate has raised his mind, so it will be very cool to say it in the future, okay?

However, whether it was Joyce's sincere plan to raise a cat, or Wade's plan to watch the fun, they died halfway before they could be put into practice.

The reason is simple - Rocky ran away.

In fairness, if Joyce raised a real cat, he would definitely be a qualified owner who could pamper him to heaven.Too bad Rocky Meow is not.So, after making a fuss in the apartment all night, but the former killer still forgave him like his father, Loki had forgotten that his top priority now should be to find a safe place to wait for the magic time to expire or mana to recover, instead All he wanted was to escape from this terrible place.And he is not a cat after all, as long as he finds the right opportunity, it is actually very easy to escape.

After all, he is young.

So, when Joyce opened the door to buy cat food, he scratched away the dead waiter who wanted to touch his balls.Loki quickly jumped out from the crack of the door, found a direction and ran desperately with his short legs staring at him, as if some monster was chasing him behind him, scaring many passers-by who had just woken up along the way.

And in fact, he does have one behind him.Naturally, he couldn't let a cat run away from under his nose.Joyce and Deadpool both reacted very quickly and chased them out. Except for different reasons, the purpose of both was to catch the other party back.

New Yorkers are also feasting their eyes today.

A small black cat that can be held in one hand is running on the street. Apart from running fast and using the terrain to accelerate drift, it seems to be nothing special.

And a man with iron arms is also running towards the sun, and there is a red and black thing hanging behind him, but he can still walk like flying over a wall, which is a bit interesting.

"Haney, slow down, I'm going to vomit."

It was almost on Joyce that he was not left behind by his flying roommate.Deadpool's eyes turned a circle of spirals, and he seemed to be able to see the colorful world beckoning to him: "If you can't catch up, I won't chase, let's let Alice go out and look for it again."

"No, what if she loses it too."

He only answered the second half of his roommate's sentence in the morning breeze blowing towards his face, and did not care about the premise that the other party was about to vomit.He, Joyce, is such a principled man. By the way, he added another threat: "If you dare to spit on me, I will sink you to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean to feed the fish."

Deadpool:"……"

I feel like my self-esteem has been trampled on.Wade's waist was not sore, his legs were not weak, and he didn't want to vomit. He was about to ask Joyce for an explanation. The force has attracted the past.

At this time, the two of them and the cat had already run into a certain park. Such a place with lush vegetation was a good place for Rocky Cat to get rid of the pursuers.However, just when he was about to get into the grass, lurking and holding his breath to disguise himself as the most ordinary stone, he... didn't stop the car, tripped over a real stone, and jumped straight out of the grass Planted out.

And because there is a slope behind the grass, there is a pedestrian walkway under the slope, and there is no focus.In this way, Loki rolled down the slope with a face full of confusion, flew into the air, and then, impartially, smashed the head of an innocent passerby who was standing on the trail and made a morning jogging posture.

Both Joyce and Deadpool were ready to see the other party being smashed to the ground by the flying cat.

but--

"what is this?"

Vigilantly felt that something was roaring towards him at a speed of eighty miles.The man frowned, and quickly reached out to grab Loki in his hand, he made a wrong footstep, twisted his waist, and stood firmly on the spot, looking down blankly: "Loki?! "

Joyce: "..."

Deadpool:"……"

This, this is very bad.

Whether it's this reaction speed, or the god of mischief that can be recognized at a glance, it is obviously not something ordinary people can do.Deadpool stared at the dog for a while, and just wanted to turn his head to ask his roommate's opinion.But he found that Joyce was staring at the man, with a 'fucking hell' expression on his face, terrified. If it wasn't for a burdensome self hanging on his body, he might have run away by now.

If he has the ability to read minds, Deadpool can also hear the wailing of the other party's heart straight to the sky:

——I, I would rather go to a hundred and eighty Hydra bases and I don’t want to run into him by chance! ! !

"You came after him?"

And just when Joyce and Deadpool were at a loss, the man had already spotted the two who were chasing after him, and Loki, who was meowing in terror, turned around and looked up: "Would you like me?" Let's talk about it in detail...wait."

His gaze swung between the two, and then landed on Joyce's face accurately.Captain America, who came for a morning jog but met his teammate's younger brother who had been searching for many days, narrowed his eyes, and took a few steps closer, obviously thinking about something: "Are you—"

"Zero. No, Joyce?"