[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

Have you misunderstood me?

Holding Doctor Strange's masterpiece, for a while, Deadpool, who has always operated with his mind full of coquettishness, had to be shocked by this god-like development and crashed on the spot.And firmly believes that it must be Strange remembering the education he loved for his family's red cloak, and not leaving any room for him.

"Even if I'm a fool, I know Thor's brother is humanoid."

Holding the graffiti of the mage's soul, it can barely be seen that a cat-shaped thing is showing its teeth and claws on the paper, and an ugly green pattern is specially marked on the back.Deadpool took a deep breath, and said so resolutely and calmly.But in the next second, he remembered that this was not a person, and he wanted to use a god-like brain to speculate on the other party, and his tone immediately wavered:

"Or is it that he finally revealed his prototype? A cat? I remembered that we have a little beast like this in our house. Would you like to take a look?"

"...No, Alice is a real cat." Accurately seeing through the vicious intentions of the other party to set the blame, Joyce immediately clarified, and at the same time slapped Deadpool on the head.

Almost blows his head off.

And while watching them perform without love, Doctor Strange accepts all doubts about his personality, even the long face looks a lot of vicissitudes.This matter is really bad enough for him, let alone whether Thor, who is often fascinated by his brother, will pin the blame on himself for losing God, even if it is himself, when he thinks of the whole New York street One of the many cats in Lane was Loki, and he felt that he couldn't sleep well anyway.

Especially, considering that the magic that turned Loki into a cat could have been applied to him.

"Besides, although Thor's younger brother was accidentally injured by his own magic, he is now a cat. But none of us knows when he will suddenly recover." Then something unexpected happened again, which is simply a headache bald.

Said so earnestly towards Deadpool.Strange tried his best to exaggerate the seriousness of this possible consequence, holding on to the other party's hand for a long time, unwilling to let go:

"So, it's up to you to find it."

At this time, he never mentioned the statement 'I knew it was this one, I really wouldn't agree'.

But even if you say that I also...

Confused by the heavy responsibility entrusted to him by the other party, Wade digested the fact for a few seconds, before he could say "but", Dr. Strange choked back: "Money is not a problem, Stark and Professor X There is money."

Charles who was dragged into the water innocently: "..."

"But I really—" Has become a dog in the same way, Wade looked at Professor X who proposed to find him at first, but only got the encouragement from the other party who was full of love and kindness.

"Haney QAQ," Seeing that there was no room for resistance, Deadpool finally turned to Joyce, who was watching with a glimmer of hope, in an attempt to make a final struggle: "Can you help me..."

"I can't." Without giving him a chance to finish his sentence, Joyce threw out iron-like evidence: "I won't find anyone, I haven't even found my own father."

As he spoke, he silently turned his head aside, perfectly interpreting the big words "no way, don't do it" with his actions.

So, the overall situation is settled.

I sold myself too early, and it was too late to regret it.In this way, Deadpool shouldered the burden that he shouldn't have at his age with great grief.Even if Strange promised to send him to his home this time, he couldn't feel the slightest bit of warmth in this indifferent world, and his face was full of sorrow.

The world is so fucking not worth it.

Joyce, with the consent of Professor X, wandered around the school a few times in the name of visiting before going back in the fire ring that his roommate exchanged for pain.Although it seems that he is full of curiosity about this magical place on the surface, in fact he has only one goal, and then discuss with the Kuaiyin kid about his cheap father.

"I... I, I, I'm telling you the truth, except that you all laugh terribly, you really don't look like him!"

In the middle of playing the game, he was picked up by someone. Pietro turned his head to look, and almost choked to death with his breath stuck in his chest: "And you will regret it, you will regret it!"

"I didn't intend to snatch your father from you." Joyce didn't understand why the Kuaiyin kid was so resistant. Joyce blinked suspiciously, thinking that the other party didn't want to be separated from his father's love: "I just want to make sure If there is a little thing, I will return him to you."

...No, then you should take them all.

His expression became more resentful.After all the persuasion struggles ended in failure, the Kuaiyin kid finally had no choice but to be reluctant, nodded at the ex-killer's request to write in a low voice and coerce, and promised that if he knew where Magneto would be If something happened, he would definitely contact Joyce as soon as possible and bring him to the scene.

The two also happily (?) exchanged phone numbers with each other before waving goodbye.Seeing Joyce's back disappear into Doctor Strange's circle of flames, Pietro's face was full of "joy", and he was dejected for a while, and finally plunged into the principal's office, and went to Charles to ask about his father's news.

……

Back at the rented apartment, Joyce immediately plunged into the bed and fell into a dark sleep.

Basically, he is now in the state of 'I just finished a mess, so I need to get enough energy to do the next one'.Although the overall time to go out is not too long, but whether it is in Canada or London, people are beaten and beaten, which is enough to torment people.Not to mention that Zero came out twice in just a few days, he also vomited blood twice and was injected with two tubes of gene stabilizers. Even if he is made of iron, now he has to get tired in front of the cruel reality.

And obviously can feel that the other party is really not good.Deadpool groped into his roommate's room and watched for a long time, but he still didn't dare to shake him up, so he could only go out to find the cat... oh no, he went to Loki.

It was a long sleep for Joyce.

A walking killing machine, Zero rarely dreamed, and neither did Joyce.But the longer he passed since his birth, the more he experienced, and he began to have the capital to dream.But this time, it was probably because he was too tired. Joyce didn't fall into those grotesque but rare and gentle dreams. Changed, time passed in an instant.

Deadpool hadn't returned yet, and the apartment was rarely as quiet as a cemetery.Joyce climbed out of the bed top-heavily, plunged headlong into the bathroom, splashed cold water on his face several times before fully waking up. Before he could decide what to do next, his hungry stomach had already replaced him with fierce protests. A choice is made.

Then go out and hang out.

After casually snoring two handfuls of messy hair, Joyce, wearing his beach shorts, swaggered out and embarked on a foraging trip.When I went out, I stuffed my blood-stained combat uniform into the place where it should go, and was relieved to find that Mr. Living Ghost next door didn’t seem to have stolen his washing machine recently, and the residual gunpowder smell in it was already very weak It is an important step for the friendly relationship between neighbors with practical actions.

The ex-assassin who had been considering for a long time whether to intimidate the other party in the middle of the night was satisfied and dispelled the idea.

However, when passing the widow's house across the door, Joyce found that the other party still hadn't learned how to lock the door, and a dollar was still hanging pitifully on the door, as usual, waiting for someone to take it away and put it away again. Cat Alice, who ran away from home again, dug out of the trash can.

Today's coffee money is down again.

The former killer classmate happily passed by and took away the banknotes.

Generally speaking, although Alice is very good at turning herself into a dog to squeeze out of the door, its range of activities will not exceed ten meters from this apartment building.The most common place to stay is the lid of the trash can downstairs, or on the doorstep, announcing ownership of the entire apartment with a dignified gesture.Under its deterrence, the stray cats within half a kilometer around did not dare to show half of their heads nearby, and they all knew with a wink that Alice raised a two-legged beast in a building, like a bully in the block.Only the stray dogs next door who occasionally wandered in to be fed by Joyce could yell at each other.

As an expert at finding cats, Joyce thought it was an extremely simple task as usual when he came back with a Starbucks in his hand.

however.

After rummaging through four trash cans and circling the apartment five times to no avail, the ex-killer's expression turned serious.

"Alice?"

The probe yelled a few times, but still didn't answer meow.Joyce threw away the coffee cup, squatted down and carefully observed the ground at the door of the apartment, distinguishing every hidden trace in it, trying to find Alice's whereabouts.I don't think there is anything wrong with using my top killer's tracking skills to find cats.

So they are all looking for cats, why can't you look for them together.

So, returning empty-handed with nothing to gain, the first thing Deadpool saw when he came back was such a scene.After squatting behind Joyce and watching for a while, witnessing how meticulous a killer's stalking can be, he couldn't help but think of how determined the other party was when he refused to help him not long ago, and once again felt the truth of this world where people are not as good as Meow. dark.Full of vicissitudes.

"You clearly said that you love me the most."

Silently following his roommate to a certain dark alley, Wade said bitterly: "In the end you deceived your roommate like this."

He can't find anyone, not even his own father.There is no one who can't find a killer, even cats, I really believe in your evil.

"You're actually prevaricating me!"

"I really am." Looking back at him in surprise, Joyce's eyes were full of confusion: "I thought you already knew."

Deadpool:"……"

I was choked for a long time without speaking.Deadpool and Joyce stared at each other like this, brewing in the air the atmosphere of a big fight.However, just when they were already touching the knife and the gun, and were about to get angry in the next second, a slight movement of something being knocked over suddenly sounded from the alley, which quickly attracted the attention of the two of them.

They turned their heads at the same time.

Accompanied by the sound of footsteps that were so light that there was almost no sound, the cat Alice, whom the former killer had been looking for for a long time, walked out of the darkness slowly with graceful steps.Seeing Deadpool and Joyce, who were about to draw swords, they walked directly towards the latter, and gently placed something in their mouths in front of him.

Joyce squatted down and found that it seemed to be Alice's kind.

A black cat with a large green fur that looks exhausted, but is still persistently stretching out its soft paws, meowing and scratching... a milk cat.

Joyce: "..."

Deadpool:"……"

Not to mention where did Alice get the kitten out after running so far, Deadpool observed it closely for a while, staring at the large green fur on its back and the erect ears like antlers, how it looked and felt... ...This fucking seems to be the same as the Loki that Doctor Strange described to him? !

Startled, he turned his head and looked at his roommate, whom he could definitely tell. He was about to say something, but found that the other party had a mysterious expression on his face, and he carefully reached out to hold the milk cat in his palm. The power is bewildered.

"I want to raise it."

Looking at Deadpool, Joyce said firmly.

And Wade: "..."

you wake up.

Even if it looks like it now, he's really not a cat, okay? !